Fresh Squeezed Trash Juice, with Oz

[00:00:00] What is going on everyone? Welcome to another episode of Our Brains Hurt. Thank you so much for listening, for tuning in, for streaming, for downloading, however you listen, however you're here. Thank you very much for doing it. Now, let's get to the show.

[00:00:16] I got it. So this is, I think, the first time I've been on two consecutive weeks, back-to-back weeks.

[00:01:14] Yeah. So last week, it was just kind of a discussion of, like, 80s shit, because I'm just, that's really what I've been into lately, and just been, I think I've had a lot to talk about with it. And at the end of last week, Matt gave me a, gave us all a movie recommendation. It did? Oh, and I remember the segue now. Go for it. Yeah. Because you said, you know, punk rock shit.

[00:01:44] And I was like, yeah, okay, speaking of punk rock shit, I actually have a suggestion for the next movie we should all watch, going into the third episode of this. Being that this is episode two of the, which we'll just call Trash Juice at this point. Yes. Because we're watching Trash, and we're going to get juicy about it.

[00:02:11] So, so, so this, this is now, our brain cert presents Trash Juice with Oz. Fresh squeezed, by the way. Yeah. Which, you know, which is like a name I've always wanted to use for a punk band, but hey, we'll just use it for a segment on this show. Maybe it'll be a punk band. I was looking through my old punk band name, speaking of that. And I remember from the, uh, remember the Teenage Bottle Rocket show at the Autobar, Ron? Yeah. We saw two rats fighting in the parking lot.

[00:02:41] That's right. And so I wrote down on my list of future band names, Rat Fight. Hell yeah. That might be a thing. Yeah. And then one of the rats pulled out a Glock and shot the other one in the face. It was nuts. Yeah. Because it's Baltimore. Yeah. Yeah. That's how they do it. Like a regular size Glock, not a rat size Glock. He was holding that shit up like a motherfucker. I mean, those rats were pretty big. They were. I did see them from all the way across the parking lot. That's what I was like, fuck that shit.

[00:03:11] Bam! Rat Fight. Rat Fight. Anyways. We'll talk about the next movie in a little bit, but the segue into tonight, which was... We all sat down and watched the wonderful 80s movie, Summer School. Summer School. It is a fantastic movie, by the way. I did not think it was going to be that good. I've watched it four times. Yeah. It's...

[00:03:41] I love Summer School. And I don't know why it wasn't more popular back then. What year did it... I'm looking it up right now. Hang on. 87. It was 87? They used to play it on Comedy Central during the daytime sometimes. All the time. Yeah. Yeah. And I guess it wasn't a more popular movie because it had the, like, horror aspect to it. That's one of the best parts. I agreed. I... Oh, I lived... When I was a kid, man, I lived for the part towards the end when they... When they... They bring...

[00:04:10] He brings the red-headed lady teacher in to try to get... ...to play the teacher. Yeah. And they play the prank on her. I used to live for that shit when I was a kid. Matt, Chainsaw reminded me a lot of a young you. That's hilarious. Yeah. That's... That's fair. I also look at the fact that his parents called him Chainsaw. Yeah. Yeah. It's hilarious.

[00:04:40] Yeah. I think the reason it wasn't big at the time is because when it came to those movies, like, John Hughes was the shit. Yeah. Yeah. And all of his movies were packed with superstars, basically. Well, I mean, Summer School actually had some people that went on to be some pretty big names. I mean, Christian. Christy Alley. Oh, I mean, the main dude in the movie, which I can't think of his name. Mark Harmon. Yeah, Mark Harmon. He was in a ton of shit. I mean, he was... Yeah.

[00:05:08] He's in, like, one of the longest-standing NCIS shows, like, ever. Yeah, he's Gibbs. Yeah. And he was also... He was also in that one HBO show in, like, the 90s for, like, a long time. I can't think of the name of it. For some reason. But he was. He was the lead in that. But even some of the kids in the classroom, like, Courtney Thorne-Smith is one of them. She was in a ton of things. Yeah.

[00:05:36] They've all gone on to do, like, a lot of other things. And for long periods of time after that movie, too. Yeah. And the other chick that was the student who's, like, the... She's, like, Latina, kind of. She's been in a ton of things. Denise? Yeah. Yeah, Denise. The girl who plays Denise. I don't know what the actress's name is, but... Yeah, but she's been in a ton of stuff. And, like, the lead in a ton of stuff, too.

[00:06:06] And the guy who's, like, the... Who's always asleep for, like, the first half of the movie. Because he's, like, stripping. Yeah. Yeah, because he's, like, stripping at night. He's been in a ton of stuff, too. Yeah. A handful of those characters actually went on to be in Cheers. But the show Cheers. Yeah. Yeah. Kirstie Alley was Shelly Long's replacement, like, starting in the sixth season. She stayed through until the end. The judge... Yeah.

[00:06:35] The judge is actually a judge in Cheers. Yep. Like, towards the... Like, halfway through the fifth season. And then the foreign exchange student appears as a guest star as a maid. In, like, a later episode. It's... It was cracking me up. I was like, where have I seen these people before? And it's like, oh, that's the judge from this episode. And that's the maid from this episode. Yeah. Okay.

[00:07:01] Well, we're just going to go ahead and say that Summer School and Cheers exist in the same universe. Yes. And that's what Christy Alley was doing before she went onto the show. Well, she's like... She is like the same character in Summer School issues and Cheers. Yeah. Like, same... Yep. I'm telling you. And what's crazy is that her character's name is Robin. In the show Cheers, she has a long on-and-again, off-again relationship with a guy named Robin.

[00:07:32] And then the guy who plays... It's not the principal, but the one... Like, the vice principal who's... Phil. Phil Gills. His first name is actual Robin. Actually Robin. Oh, yeah. Robin Thomas. Yeah. Yeah. Weird. Weird shit. Well, we do live in a simulation, so it all makes sense. Mm-hmm. Let's see. It's the same universe. Well, here's... Here's what happened.

[00:08:04] Some shit went down at the school. The vice principal guy, who's... Who was her, like, ex-boyfriend now, who's a dick to the main dude. He does some fucked up shit at some point in time. Like, with the mob or something. And Christy Alley, like, rats him out, so she goes into witness protection. And they send her to Boston.

[00:08:32] They send her to Boston and give her a new identity and give her... And find her a job at this little bar where everybody knows your name. Oh, shit. Matt, this lines up because in Shears, her character is from San Diego. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm telling you. It's in the same universe. Christy Alley went into the witness. Where was the far... Almost the farthest place away in the country that she could get sent from San Diego? Boston.

[00:08:59] Okay, here's more proof adding to your story. You ready for this? Uh-huh. Let's hear it. Okay, Christy Alley was in summer school in 1987. Her first episode of Cheers, 1987. Oh, no! Bam. Come full circle. Bam. Cheers started in 82. She didn't show up until 87. She got put into witness relocation.

[00:09:33] This is real. I'm telling you. Same universe. We're on to you, master of the simulation. We are on to you. And all the times that she turns down Sam and Shears, she's longing to be back with Fred Shoe. Yeah. In Oceanside, California. That's right, because Ted Danson, similar looking, but less good looking. Yep. Boom. Hey, guys.

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[00:10:59] I did not think this was going to go in this direction tonight. I dig it. I dig the hell out of it. Oh, by the way, his house, Chew's house in that movie, is fucking bitchin'. Yeah. On the beach. Yeah. That property probably goes for like 10 mil these days, probably more. Oh, yeah. Forget about it, yeah. What about, hmm, see if you can find out, I'm on my phone or I would do it myself right now. I guess on my phone.

[00:11:30] See if you can find out if Courtney Thorn-Smith, who is the one surfer chick student in there, ever made an appearance on Cheers. Oh. Because she may have. She was in Melrose Place. I know that. And then there was some other show. It's all on her IMDb. No, she was in Lucas, Fast Times, Revenge of the Nerds. Same here.

[00:11:59] She was in that Carrot Top movie, Chairman of the Board. Yeah, that's one of the best Norm MacDonald clips ever from Conan O'Brien. Did you ever see that? Yeah, yes. Yeah. Yeah, where he's sitting next to her. Yeah, he's, yeah. And he was like, yeah, make, he's like, I bet you they spell board B-O-R-E-D. And Conan just loses his shit and they go to commercial. It's so funny.

[00:12:32] She was also in some other show that was like really popular after all that stuff. And I can't think of what it was. I want to, it was like, everybody loves Raymond or something like that. I don't think it was exactly that show, but it was like that era. Yeah. Oh, she was on the Norm show. Ally McBeal. Oh yeah, Ally McBeal. That's right. She was on Ally McBeal. What was the other one you said, Ron? The Norm show at Norm MacDonald. Oh yeah. She was on one episode.

[00:13:15] Yes. Yeah. That's the one. According to Jim. She was on 51 episodes of Two and a Half Men. Yeah. Yeah. According to Jim, she was on 182 episodes of According to Jim. Yeah. That was one of them. Yeah. According to Jim. Yeah. Yeah. Her and Jim Belushi, right? Yeah. The chairman of the board. It's so funny. That movie is ridiculous. I don't think I ever saw it.

[00:13:45] I saw it more times than any human being should ever have to watch that movie. I think more than once would be more time. I think if you could say, I'm surprised you had an S on the end of time. Yeah. Describe how many times you saw that movie. That was another movie they used to play on Comedy Central all the time. And maybe I have seen it. Yeah, you probably have. Wait, sorry. Which movie was that? Chairman of the board.

[00:14:14] The Carrot Top movie. Yeah. The cinematic masterpiece. And there's a lot of people in that movie. Oh, there is a lot of people in that movie. Larry Miller, Raquel Welch, Emmett Walsh. Yeah. Yeah, it was supposed to be this big deal. Well, but, you know, it wasn't. No, it wasn't. But it could have.

[00:14:45] I'm wondering if that could have somehow done better. Because like the reviews are, it's like, what was it? Rotten Tomatoes had like 50, 52. And like audience scores like 57. It's the worst rated thing on her IMDb by far. It's got 2.3 stars. Wow. Her second worst thing is like 5.7. It's got 2.3?

[00:15:15] 2.3 on IMDb. I think that's out of 10. Yeah, it's out of 10. I don't even think the movies I was in are that low. What is that movie about? Is he that he's like, he wakes up and he's like the CEO of a company or some shit? Yeah, I think he like inherited or something like that, if I remember correctly.

[00:15:41] And like, she's like his, like, she's like the love interest of the movie. Yeah, I'm watching the trailer with no sound. And it's the zaniest looking thing I've ever seen in my life. But then when you watch it, it's not even really that zany. Wow. It really only has a 2.3? Yeah. I thought it was higher than that. Yeah. People just hate on it. They hate on it, I think. But that's 6.6 thousand reviews.

[00:16:12] 2.3 stars. No, because it's I think it's definitely underrated because I had some legit laughs from watching that. Just some of the stuff that they do is pretty brilliant. In Summer School. Summer School. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, Summer School was it was a great movie, man. Like, you know, it's the school has 6.6 stars. Yeah, because it's good. Okay, that's all right. That's better. That's a decent score on IMDb.

[00:16:42] I would say like most. Yeah, the 2.3 I was talking about was chairman of the board. Okay. I was like 2.3. I was like chairman of the board. That makes a little bit more sense. Yeah, not Summer School. Summer School 6.6 is like, I want to say like a little bit above average for IMDb. It seems like from what I'm seeing, it seems like the average is like right around like 6.2, 6.3 or something like that. Yeah. Yeah, it's like a tiny bit above average. And rightfully so.

[00:17:11] The movie has stood the test of time. Yeah. I enjoyed every second of it as much as I ever did when I was a kid and watching it. It's been years since I've watched it. Now, good call on that one. I was just like, this is... I was like, it wasn't that far into it. I'm like, this is pretty fucking good. Yeah. I mean, there's, you know, the direction and some of the cuts and the edits or whatever could be a little bit better at times.

[00:17:39] But like, it definitely wasn't one of those 80s movies where you haven't watched it in forever and you sit down to watch it and try to relive, you know, from younger years. And you're like, oh my God, this is terrible. Why did I like this when I was younger? Yeah. It wasn't one of those movies. No, it wasn't. Wow, this is every bit as good as I remember it.

[00:18:00] Well, what I found interesting is that that show or that movie could have been, I think, like a small limited series because the characters have enough charm and there's enough depth in them where you could be like, what? These are pretty fucking well-rounded characters for as little as they're on screen. It's like you get the one dude who went to the bathroom and disappeared for six weeks. What the fuck was he doing? Yeah. That's like there's the two best one-liners in the movie.

[00:18:29] And one of them's at the end about the guy that was in the bathroom for six weeks. He's like, he tells the one dude that he's like, you got an 82. And he's like, oh my pass, is that the highest grade in the class? He's like, well, no, the guy who was in the bathroom for six weeks got a 91. But he's like, but close enough. That's awesome. I don't think they give out his original score, though. Who, the guy that was in the bathroom? The guy that was in the bathroom. No, they didn't. They definitely did.

[00:18:58] But he was in the bathroom for the entire movie and he got a 91. He was the best, the best, the best score in the class. And yeah, not every, like, all those kids didn't need to be in summer school. Like Chainsaw and Dave. They could have, they could have, I don't know what the fuck they were doing. Like at that point, why the fuck aren't you? They shouldn't have been making movies. Yeah, why the fuck aren't you interning with Hollywood? God damn.

[00:19:22] That was the other good one-liner of the movie is when they decide to negotiate. And he's like, all right, I'll give, or the nerd guy comes up with a thing. He's like, you give us each one wish and we'll like try to do well at school for you. And so he starts giving everybody their one lit wish. And like Dave and Chainsaw walk forward and Dave's like, he's like, well, there's two of us. So we get two.

[00:19:53] He's like, okay. Well, was this fucking kid, like Eaker, wasn't the one he was making the deal or, you know, trying to negotiate. Like, shouldn't he have been on the defeat team or something? God damn. Like, this kid's pretty fucking well-spoken. I mean, yeah, it's clearly an actor, but for a high schooler, I didn't know anybody that was that well-spoken. Yeah. He must have just been lazy. Maybe. That was lazy as hell. Slummost. Yeah.

[00:20:22] He's clearly the best student in the class. It was also one of the few that actually took place on the West Coast. I mean, where was Fast Times? Where was that supposed to be? Was that California? I think so. Was it? I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure. And License to Drive, was that also California? Or was that 90s License to Drive? License to Drive may have been... Let me look that up. It was...

[00:20:51] I think it's Malibu. That's still California. Yeah. It's either that or it's Florida. It's one of the two. Might be Florida, though. Might be Miami. Another... While you guys are looking that stuff up, another great school movie that was more recent, I think 2005, that I really, really love now because of my love for summer school is that movie Accepted. I never saw it. Oh, dude. I was going to say, the...

[00:21:23] It's a great movie, but there's a plot... There's a... There's a line... And there's a line that it turns into the plot line of Accepted Later. Oh. It's where he's in the... Like, it's at the beginning of the movie. He's in the gym and he's like... The line where Shoup says, who better than the grid, the students, than the progress, the students, than the students themselves. That's a... That would basically be the plot for Accepted. Yeah. Accepted. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:21:53] I'd love them. Have you, Ron? You never saw it? No, I never saw that. Oh, you should definitely watch Accepted. It's not like a masterpiece by any means. No, no. But it's a... It's a... Whoever... Whoever wrote that movie clearly has some issues with the educational system in this country. Yeah. And they're quite intelligent about it.

[00:22:23] Okay, cool. And the whole entire movie is a play on how, like, human beings work differently and you can't force square pegs into round holes. And I really love that because I fall into that category of not being able to learn in the inside-the-box realm that exists within the public school system. Yeah. It's extremely fucking boring and... Oh, it's horrible. Yeah.

[00:22:53] Yeah. And that movie is... You know, if you are a person that understands that, that movie is very alluring. Yeah. Also, Louis Black is in that movie for... He's the dean. It's fucking awesome. And it's amazing. Yeah. See, that sounds familiar to me. Huh? Yeah. Justin Long's in it. You know who he is? Jonah Hill. Yeah. Justin Long from Jeepers Creepers. One of the most underrated horror movies of all time,

[00:23:23] I think. Correct. Yeah. The first one. The first one. The second one. The second one's good, too. Don't watch any ones after that. They're fucking horrible. The first and the second one are great. Yeah. That first one is... I think it's possibly the most underrated horror movie of all time. It might be. It's a great movie. It really is a great movie. We had... Justin Long, Jonah Hill, Blake Lively, Louis Black, and a whole bunch of other people. Great flick. Accepted. You should watch it.

[00:23:53] Okay, I will. Definitely entertaining and worth a watch for sure. Yeah. I've watched that movie many, many times. That's definitely like a go-to happy flick for me than if like I need to sit down and I'm like, eh, I just want to put something on that I know that I love. Like that's in the back of my head, that one. Yeah, I was looking at it. Yeah, so License to Drive just says Southern California. Yeah, okay. Yeah, the one I got says Los Angeles,

[00:24:23] which is Southern California. So, yeah. Same difference. One movie that I used to love in the 80s that I haven't seen since the 80s and would love to see it again is Rad. Remember that movie? Oh, yeah. Yep. Yeah. I was obsessed with that fucking movie when I was a kid. Yeah. My brother and I used to rent it from Blockbuster all the time or from the local video stores all the time. I think this is another choice for a movie we should all watch. Have you seen Rad? I have not, but this looks Oh, yeah.

[00:24:54] This embodies everything of the late of the 80s and early 90s. Oh, my God. If you're a BMX fan, there's definitely some pretty kick-ass BMX stuff in that movie. This fucking cover looks like it should be the cover of a Nintendo game. Yes. Yes. Holy shit. This looks amazing. I always remember the end of the BMX course at the end of the movie, Ron, when he goes in like the it's like the big bowl with the spoon coming out of it. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:25:24] Yeah, I honestly haven't seen that one since I watched it as a kid, so it would be interesting to watch that. Yeah, I think the last time I watched it was in the late 90s. Okay. Yeah, right. But that's another movie that, yeah, we should do this again with that movie and the other movie that I was going to suggest that we need to do this with since it is a punk rock movie, it's not from the 80s, it's from the 90s, but it plays

[00:25:53] like an 80s movie and that is Glory Days. Hmm. Have you ever seen Glory Days, Rob? I have not. I'm surprised you have not seen it. I don't think I've seen it. Let me look it up. Because it is 96 maybe? 95? Glory Days. But it's like an early movie for, there's a bunch of big name people in it who weren't big names at the time. It's like Ben Affleck, Sam Rockwell,

[00:26:23] Matthew McConaughey, John Rhys Davies, French Stewart, Alyssa Milano. And the soundtrack was amazing. Like Kung Fu Records did the soundtrack. The soundtrack is like, yeah, the soundtrack is like the Vandals, like a whole bunch of, I actually have the soundtrack on CD. Wait, what is it from? I'm not seeing it on IMDb. Mid 90s. Oh, Days is spelled D-A-Z-E. Oh, okay. Glory Days. Looks like 95. Yeah. Ooh. Yeah,

[00:26:53] 95. It's the Animal House for the 90s. Yeah. There is. Not as good as Animal House, but. Wow, yeah, I've never seen this. Wow. Yeah, you should, you should watch it. There's a lot of punk rock songs in the movie. Nice. It'll take you back to your college days for sure. Yeah, that's another one we should watch and talk about. It's like a ton of people who went on to be famous because it was like this.

[00:27:23] I think it's the same year as Days and Confused. So like Matthew McConaughey was like a nobody. He's just like a bit cameo. He plays like this used car salesman. He's in the movie for like two seconds. Yeah, it says rental truck guy. Yeah, like Ben Affleck. Yeah, exactly. Ben Affleck and like Sam Rockwell. Well, Ben Affleck, Sam Rockwell, French Stewart. And then there's these other two guys who I've never seen anything else. A black dude and an Asian dude. The Asian dude's name is Slosh.

[00:27:54] And he's like the best character in the movie, but they're all like the main the leads or whatever. There was also a TV series that ran for like a year. Yeah, of the same name with spelled with a Z as well. Yeah, totally unrelated though. Oh, Lissa Milano is in it too. She is. And I think if if I'm not mistaken, I think Jack Black

[00:28:23] and Kyle Gass Tenacious D might actually make an appearance in that movie for like I could be wrong on that. I might just be thinking about when they pop up in Biodome. but they may because there's some other cameos in that movie too. Oh, well, yeah, listen to this is with music by no effects Mr. T experience bouncing souls to new bomb Turks sorted jelly beans

[00:28:52] hep cat sublime original score by the vandals. Yeah, and actually the vandals are in the movie. I think tilt is in the movie as well. I love me some tilt. That's awesome. Warren Fitzgerald is definitely in the movie. The guitarist and the vandals. He's definitely in there. I remember that. But yeah, I haven't watched that movie in forever. Yeah, I'm excited to watch this. Yeah, there's like this whole thing Ben Affleck

[00:29:23] has this whole thing with the dead Kennedys the button the too drunk to fuck button. Yeah. It's awesome. Yeah. Yeah, I'm really surprised Ron that you actually haven't seen that movie. Yeah, I have not. That shit was like a staple in the household that me and my friends all used to hang out in high school and shit. Yeah, we used to watch that and Dazed and Confused. There was another one. Oh,

[00:29:54] American Graffiti. For whatever reason, we watched that movie like a thousand fucking times. Yeah, we watched Dazed and Confused a lot. We did a lot. We watched Mallrats a lot. Mallrats is good. Yeah. Fuck, I want to watch Glory Days now. I may put it on after we get off. There you go. What were your highlights? Go ahead. I was going to say, did you guys have a favorite part of the movie? Summer School?

[00:30:24] What? I mean, like I said before, it's always that the part towards the end where they play the prank on the new teacher who's coming in. Yeah. Fantastic. That's classic. Yeah. I'm going with that as well. Yeah. It's the best part of the movie. Yeah. The part, the shout out to the Monty Python that they do with the white rabbits is great too. Where they go to the petting zoo. Yeah. Like one of the

[00:30:54] highlights for me that kind of comes full circle is that the dog loses its toy and it's like it loves the head of that doll like the of the doll like a ball and that what like after she was like fuck this I'm just going to lay out each wire's ice cream and just sleep. He throws the the head in the ocean and washes away the tide and the dog is so fucking depressed. But like in that last moment at the end of the movie the fucking head

[00:31:23] watches Back of the Door. Yeah. It's awesome. And then he's like making out with Christy Alley on the beach at the very end of the movie and then the dog joins in too. And then he kisses the dog. Yeah. Right before she left for Boston. Yep.

[00:31:54] There are some of these things that go on in that movie where if you're not really paying attention it's easy to overlook where the part like they're having lunch and he's eating fucking pumpkin pie with a spoon. like what it pans like he's just kind of holding it and then the next next moment camera pans at an angle and you see like he there's nothing left to find the entire fucking thing with the spoon. This guy is fucking awesome.

[00:32:23] Good old summer school. God, it was it was it was fun revisiting that movie. Yeah. Had been a minute for sure. Yeah, I think I'd seen it like I said, like I do a lot of like background TV watching while I'm at work. Yeah. Like I just have AMC on all the time and I've definitely seen it within the past year or so. It'll come up every now and then but it's always a treat when it does.

[00:32:54] Movie is pushing 40 years old so it's it's been a minute. Wow. Yeah, crazy. Yeah, it's crazy to think about it. Well, what's the kind of Latino chick in the movie? What's her name in real life? There's a movie that she's the lead in that's like on the tip of my tongue because she's the lead in. It's a more recent movie and I'm always I always used to call her not Halle Berry

[00:33:26] because she kind of looks similar in the face to Halle Berry. Fabiana Udenio? Yeah, probably. No, that's the I think it's the foreign exchange student. Oh, that's that's foreign exchange. Yeah. Kelly Jill Minter. Yeah. What? There's a movie that's like there's a movie that I think Jimmy Smith's is in it where she's like gets involved with like some cult or something. I don't know if I want to call it a horror movie. It's more like a

[00:33:56] thriller, but he's in Lost Boys. Is she in Lost Boys? Yeah, she plays Maria. Yeah, she's she's what's his name? Jason Patrick's girlfriend. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's the main girlfriend. That's right. She hasn't done much. Cat Chaser, Doc Hollywood, People Under the Stars, Miracle Mile. Is there anything more recent? Like early 2000s? She so she was in one episode of

[00:34:25] Zoe 101 in 2008. I was looking at Lost Boys the lost scenes. That's why I thought she hasn't done anything since Lost Boys. That was 2004. Banged out? Nope. That doesn't sound like that. So she's in porn then. So she's in porn now. Got it. Banged out. That's hilarious. She was in one of the Nightmare on Elstern movies. Oh,

[00:34:55] yes. Yes, she is. The dream dream. Yeah. Dream child never mind. Yeah. The fifth one. That's a good one. Let's see. Banged out. Do you think like after they chose that and she was in tapped out? Oh, I remember tapped out. Getting the kinks out. Do you think at the premiere for banged out that the like the producer and the director were like sitting

[00:35:25] there and then like, you know, the title came up and they were like, oh, guys, I think we made a mistake. Why? How did we not see this? Yes. A lot of guys showing up to our movie with alone with long trench coats on. She was also in a movie two years after that called Finger Blasted. I'm just kidding.

[00:35:57] What was the name of the one that you cut the tape to? Oh, that was Butt Slammers 12. I'm glad they came up because when you were talking about that, I actually did a search. There's 21 of those fucking movies. Are there really? Yes. So you're right there in the middle, Ron. I was. Yeah. You hit peak

[00:36:26] climax and that's not even a pun. I heard it was all downhill after 12. Yeah. well, I'm looking that shit up right now. Butt Slammers all downhill is a cave. You know, there's a joke there. But for some reason,

[00:36:56] but Slammers three came up and it's but Slammers three, the ultimate dream. they actually have names. Yeah, they do. Oh, do they all have different names? Oh, no, no. Let's see. Two was we'll get really inventive with these things. They're going to be like butt Slammers 17, the sea of verisimilitude. Slammers 12 was called anal madness.

[00:37:28] Two was called the awakening of Felicia. It was that anal madness that made me cut that tape, man. Okay, so here we go, dude. I'm not I'm seeing I'm not seeing. Okay, I'm in this database with all of them and one two, three, four, five and six don't have names. But butt slammer seven is butt slammer seven innocent decadence butt slammer eight, the ultimate invasion,

[00:37:59] which is the greatest name. for that's that's magical. That's how good that is. But slammer nine fade to anal but slammer 10 lust on the internet. Not as good, but and then butt slammers 12. My personal favorite anal madness. Let's see. Did you miss 11? I feel like you missed 11. 11 wasn't named on this. So 10 was 11 wasn't named and then

[00:38:29] 13 14 15 16 17 no names and then we get butt slammer 18 uptight butts wait two or six have names you have to zoom in on the image. Oh okay. Three is the ultimate break four is down and dirty that sounds three sounds messier than four does five is quake rattle and roll of the first like five or six this

[00:38:58] one might be my favorite over the edge that way that's five or six that's six quake rattle and roll is hilarious all the ones in the teens do they have they gotta have names a few of them do but 13 14 15 16 17 do not at least from what it looks like well since we're here these

[00:39:28] movies need names actually they cover some of them are really small okay okay so butt slammers 11 is that's all right i'm gonna say the whole name ready butt slammers 11 asshole to asshole something for everybody

[00:39:59] this kind of knocks off one of my ideas i have for a show is go through and read the hilarious names of some pornos or if you make regular movie titles into pornos that's always fun my friend and i used to do that when we were in chinese class in the navy of course making great use of our language learning experience whenever we would get bored we would sit next to each other and he would have this sheet of paper

[00:40:29] and he would write a well known movie but translated into a name of there there

[00:40:59] there's some movies where you wouldn't even have to change the name yeah shitty bang bang bang being one of them yeah or like that's like you just have to change the way you say it like big daddy you know the adam sandler movie yeah yeah that's just an adam sandler movie but if you say it like big daddy then it's a porn that's awesome oh my god there's

[00:41:29] also a lot there's also like the butt slammers have like a line or two descriptions of every one of them butt slammers in one is just an all girl slut fest butt slammers to another all girl slut fest I guess they're just using toys or something right because yeah and then this one butt slammers three is dildos lube oil assholes

[00:41:59] pussies and eight gorgeous women the most fabulous recipe ever created for a slut fest if this movie doesn't wear you out then I'll send flowers because you it seems like they try to get more inventive with them and it shows because they're fucking terrible yeah that is quite the tagline though yes yeah what what year did they start

[00:42:29] um 93 oh wow this is going back yeah so the first four were from 93 all in the same year yeah they were slamming some butts in 93 well actually all right 94 is 5 6 7 8 5 6 7 and 8 and then 95 is 9 and 10 uh fade to anal lust on the internet

[00:42:58] only those two in 95 um fade to anal somebody was listening to Metallica a lot and then butt slammers love an asshole to asshole something for everybody 96 butt slammers 12 anal madness that was mine um that's also 96 then people still be hating on the 90s

[00:43:27] yeah well the 21st one goes back as late as 2002 2002 oh they made it we made it to the turn of the century you know what slammers 14 is named tripping the ass fantastic yes dude i'm not nearly clever enough to make these things up he's not lying i'm looking right at it what do we got with the rest of

[00:43:57] 15 16 but slammer is 15 unrelenting anal lust uh butt slammer 16 rock and roll i can't tell that i can't see rock and roll booty girls all yeah that's all right 17 butts butts and more butts that's what i want my tombstone to say

[00:44:28] ron saccocio 1977 butts butts butts and more butts but slammer is 18 is uptight butts oh we must be getting close to the year 2000 at that point butt slammer is 20 uh 20 girl anal anal slut fest oh 20 girl anal slut fest orgy that's just what it's called yeah

[00:44:57] wait they left that 19 oh wait did i no no it's not here there is no 19 oh man that was that was why something with y2k happened there but it was it was like ky2k please tell me that there's a porn called ky2k probably there has to be

[00:45:29] all right well i'm i'm resigning from my job tomorrow and i'm going on a quest for butt slammers 19 this must be found empty butts that's what it's called until i find it it must it must be found at all costs oh wait i think i no it's it exists i found it

[00:45:59] apparently this one's called roaring start rip roaring start rip roaring start yeah somebody actually made a vhs rip of this wow rip roaring start good god you know what that means don't you makes sense the guy who was creating these the producer bruce seven he died in 2000 oh yeah okay there it is there you go i was gonna make a joke and be like he

[00:46:29] must have died he he did he did poor guy poor guy created 200 200 films wow the world lost a true visionary guys i think it's time for a 22 butt slammers 22 i already have the name what is it the sea of i told you earlier

[00:47:01] i was living with my grandparents at that time too imagine if my grandmother would have found that oh you would have definitely gotten wooden spooned oh for sure dude she freaked out when she saw my queer shirt because it said fuck you on it it was like the queers all stars she like freaked she was doing my laundry one day she comes upstairs like screaming like how could you wear this i'm like god damn it hopefully you don't see my butt slammers 12 in the underwear drawer when you're putting my clothes on

[00:47:32] i think it would have been awesome if you actually had the entire series like in a like as a show piece in some place probably like just that's visible like to any yeah just ease of access to anywhere in your house like your living room or something like all 21 of the plastic yeah in condition yeah mid condition like you know extent like the extended cut like yeah yeah yeah you got like the display case in the basement with all the star wars toys and then next to it it's all the butt

[00:48:02] slammers i'm a collector they're all rated by like you know baseball card grade yeah i got butt slammers 12 at a 9.2 yeah 9.2 and m that's near mint that's one and a half or less specs of cum on the cover yeah butt slammers one it's real hard to find a near mint condition almost no

[00:48:32] one owns one if you get a butt slammers one factory seal that's like one of the lottery yeah you could send your kids to college with that thing not not like a good college but no community college yeah and associates you get associates yeah nova where the n stands for knowledge that was a real commercial never say that porn ever never got anything for anyone exactly man remember like

[00:49:02] i mean oz you're probably too young for this but having to like go buy porn or like borrow it from you know what i mean like there was there was no like it was never easy access like hey man you still got that um uh the butt slammer's 12 you still got that you you look a brother out for like a week yeah so it was like i got it now it's gonna skip halfway through this scene

[00:49:31] just for a second though that's where i taped it and no but by the time i was called to say it it was kind of just you know center stage like in you know what is it sunset video yeah they had a whole session of it it was always funny it's all to go yeah yeah yeah but i kind of didn't have to so what was what was funny is that i worked at game stop well that's that's part of the fun that's part of why it's funny um i worked at game stop for

[00:50:02] five or six years between um my sophomore year in high school and to a little bit when i was in college and at one point we took dvds for trade which was awesome because you might have like something brand new that just came out and somebody would buy it watch and trade in so you could get it for like a $20 move for five bucks it was amazing but occasionally we had one dude like you'd have people bring in porn and there wasn't like a skew for it there wasn't like a serial number for it so we'd give like a generic

[00:50:32] amount and the trade in value was like a dollar or something like that and they always we always saw it for i think actually no because we would sell for a dollar so that was like probably 25 or 50 cents depending yeah but i remember one time specifically some dude owned the entire girls gone wild collection up to that up to that year and traded the entire thing in well he's like i'm done with this we're gonna pass this on to to some new fresh hands

[00:51:01] yeah it was a trans source of entertainment because i was always i would always look to see who would buy them yeah and then somebody else i think actually bought every single one he had traded in not that much later so game stop sold porn sure for a little while at least that's funny they would say that yeah that's hilarious but they did

[00:51:31] the only physical porn that i still own is uh the dbd of one night in paris the paris hilton porn i bought that when i was in hawaii which would have been like 2002 or three and i still have it up in my closet it's just sitting i haven't watched it in 20 years but it's still there i have the dbd of the paris hilton i was obsessed

[00:52:01] with paris hilton way back in the day that was like that was like the sex tape yeah yeah yeah that one or the pam and tommy lee one those were the ones yeah and then everybody got them yeah was she was that when was the um what's her name with the ass um kim gudaskin yeah when was that was that was kim gudaskin later than the paris yeah oh yeah

[00:52:31] 2003 okay yeah speaking of that one uh there's a funny blooper from parks and rec that you could watch on youtube it obviously wasn't in oh i've seen that yeah where where chris pratt they're talking about comeback stories and they're like talking about people and he's like oh yeah uh that the girl with the big ass and they're like kim kardashian yeah kim kardashian comeback story and they're like

[00:52:59] uh i don't and he's like no i saw the movie she had come on her back and they all lose their shit it's so funny yeah they all lose their shit oh my god i love on one of the blooper reels he says something like he's like you ever wipe your ass and it's just like yeah and it never ends it's like you're just wiping a marker yeah it's like it's like a crayon yeah he's like

[00:53:29] wipe more poo wipe more poo wipe more poo wipe still poo yeah that's hilarious why is it going away so for uh next time we do this uh glory days yeah yeah sounds good and then what was the other movie we talked about doing uh rad oh rad yeah so that'll yeah we'll do glory days next and then we'll do rad after that sounds good

[00:53:59] awesome yeah and then we'll go through and then we'll go through all 21 butt slammers after that yeah yeah we'll have a marathon we'll sit down with a bag of popcorn some butter salt yes and for those 21 episodes the name of the podcast will be our butts hurt maybe that's why they found all that lube at diddy's house

[00:54:30] it was a butt slammers marathon yeah hell yeah makes too much sense yep oh well all right gentlemen all right guys thanks all right i'll talk to you next time all right sounds good guys talk to you later take it easy see ya how do i do this shit

[00:54:59] i can still hear ya uh so what what do i have to press close bye you Thank you.