How Satanic Are We, with Oz

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[00:02:18] I Mean let Oz in When was this time we talked to us it's been a while It's like hey, it's been like April You sound better than you ever have by the way Yeah

[00:02:43] We're gonna say the same exact thing your audio sounds so much better than it ever has yeah, well for editing purposes I'm glad your landlord died This yeah start this one off with a bang. Yeah All right, so what are we doing tonight? What's what's

[00:03:03] Well, you guys you guys remember when I'm back Remember remember when I sent that it was like something off the Instagram about Like say panic panic in the in the 90s or some shit and it was like what it was like a cliff

[00:03:19] I think dr. Phil or something like that and had that one fucking kid who Oh, yeah look like the poster boy for the edge lords. We are gonna be all edgy and shit We are once again in full-blown satanic panic. Oh, yeah So

[00:03:34] Yeah, so I basically thought and I've been talking a matter about this for on and off for the last couple months It's like all right, so let's let's go through that and kind of dissect it

[00:03:45] I can't find the exact link but what we can just you know, we can just spit ball it and we're gonna probably alienate Some of the audience. I I don't know what was at the was at before On a side note, what are we doing tonight?

[00:04:03] I'm drinking this cut water a lime margarita and a can okay Yeah, so I went to liquor store today I I've looked for the lime ones, but I've only found the mango ones

[00:04:16] I've been drinking the mango ones for a few weeks now and I was at a liquor store earlier And I almost shit my pants. I don't know had Chinese food Ever since my surgery Chinese food. I can't do it. I don't know what it is like

[00:04:29] I had I had it early and I puked earlier and I'm standing this This liquor store looking for this margarita shit. I'm like I get feel my stomach bubbling like I gotta get the fuck out of here

[00:04:40] Luckily to the man pond with the man pond doesn't provide you the extra few minutes You could you could go you could go into the day into the danger zone with the man pond for about five to fifteen seconds and be okay

[00:04:59] Anybody is still listening at this point. Thank you so much Anyway, I found the lime and I got a couple more packs of it. That's what I'm drinking tonight By you Matt, what are you drinking? I'm not not doing anything. All right. I have I have no booze

[00:05:21] Right now. How was that possible? I Had some life changes. I need I need money, but that's gonna change here very soon I got you. I have this mason jar that's got some water in it Nice and then and then just to have something a little crazy

[00:05:38] somebody had left this Bang energy drink in my fridge that I look at every time I open my fridge Cuz I don't really drink energy drinks and see it and it's just been sitting there forever

[00:05:49] Just sitting there and sitting there so I said fuck it. I'm it's going tonight. I'm not gonna fucking look at this thing anymore Bangs are right Yeah It's a I didn't even realize it's a it's pina colada flavor. Yeah, that's a good one

[00:06:05] Yeah, that's a good one if it is actually pretty good I'm back on the Mountain Dew hard zelters and okay, this is after having some adventures with alcohol and by that I mean like

[00:06:18] Adventures trying new things well, you know, I was I got very excited because I was at the store the other day And I saw an Arizona green tea parts that hard tea really did. Yes doing hard teas now. Wow. Yeah Fucking disgusting Worst things that ever

[00:06:36] Alcohol I've ever drink and I told you stories about have you had twisted tea twisted tea I've had twisted tea this this is not twisted tea. This is not Wow, I I've been curious about that because I like terrible

[00:06:47] I really like the old air the big-ass Arizona green teas I used to drink those all the time and I knew this was coming out I haven't had one but I've been curious how it was gonna be because I like twisted tea too

[00:06:59] It's not twisted tea tastes like fucking cough syrup not the good guy. Oh, that sucks Yeah, it was it was tear it. Oh god. It was it was not cheap. It was cheap It was like three bucks. It wasn't bad price wasn't bad

[00:07:11] But it's in an actual Arizona size can like the regular cans okay, and it just I'm like I can't do this And I tried drinking a little bit to see if we got better at dens

[00:07:21] Yeah, and then I had another adventure with great lakes brewing in the past I've actually had some other stuff and it was okay, but they released The firecracker pop pops of cold flavor and not good either

[00:07:34] Okay, I pop you mean like the bomb pops the red bright and blue Yes, that yeah that one. Okay. Yeah, I heard yeah, you had that too. Yeah the one one my great lakes brewing

[00:07:44] I've had I've still got it all um, I'll save and give it to you at some point, but yeah, it was not good I'm not gonna drink these yeah, it's probably I probably won't like it. Let me just say one thing about All you pumpkin fans they're here

[00:08:01] Every look a store I go to is like one or two they're lingering they're starting to like little roaches Matt are starting to come out. I was in Kentucky this past these past few days helped my daughter move into her house from an apartment

[00:08:13] And it was like the shipyard had their pumpkin stuff out the Kentucky Kentucky was it You weren't you weren't kidding about that house dude that house looks amazing Yeah, dude and they have a ginormous basement and unfit. I was like we're gonna have a show in that

[00:08:31] We're playing punk rock in that basement Yeah, it's a crazy looking house It's like right across the street from the stadium to like great location

[00:08:44] Dude, I was uh, it was going through the check out one of BJ's and they have the fucking pumpkin spice coffee up in the big Ass wholesale bags. I was like what the fuck it's July. No, it's August son It was July when I was when this happened

[00:08:59] It was last week August is the transition it August is the bridge month from summer to pumpkin Matt is just waiting for that Duncan pumpkin this year. Oh, so good You might get your wish soon because fucking what Christmas in July is a thing and now it's

[00:09:18] Pumpkin pumpkin forever starts at the end of July. So right oh by the way I found the video Matt around you actually sent this was from totally ease room warning signs of satanic behavior Should we play it? Yeah The warning signs of satanic behavior

[00:09:34] Warning signs of satanic behavior may be apparent such as a sudden bitterly antagonistic attitude towards family and religion a drastic decline in academic performance a Reclusive behavior pattern and listening exclusively to heavy metal rock music almost to the point of addiction

[00:09:57] But when one or more of these warning signs are evident you should look further for ritual items such as a pentagram Or other satanic symbols black or red robes a Decorative dagger or knife A chalice or goblet black candles a

[00:10:21] Personal diary with a black cover which is called a book of shadows and copies of publications such as the satanic Bible and the satanic rituals and Possibly a small makeshift altar if you discover items such as these

[00:10:38] Experts advise you contact your local law enforcement agency at once. Yes. I was like I like Didn't have like one of those Our brains hurt listeners Matt and I we worship two things we worship number one is booze number two is saying

[00:11:01] Sains got the same got shut on booze, but we love him second My favorite thing ever is like there's that picture of the That big sign that's out of outside of like the Westboro Baptist Church. You remember those people. Yeah, and it says like

[00:11:21] It's it's like or at least this sign was there for a while It says like these people are going to hell, right? Yeah, and I was and you go down the sign You know, it's like one of the list was Satan worshipers And I was like

[00:11:40] Our Satan worshipers supposed to feel offended by that. That's their heaven. Like that's yeah You know, like thank you, sir. They were shippers get sent to hell and hell's like the fuck like We're trying to get souls here like we got to put these people in middle management

[00:12:00] The best depiction of hell that I remember ever Was I remember that Washington Simpsons and remember when Homer goes to hell and he has to eat all the donuts in existence Yeah, he's like more more

[00:12:13] Yeah, what the guys like doing it or whatever the little demon they're like what is going like what they Shoveling all these don't he's just like more like we're done. We ever had a doughnuts What do we do?

[00:12:36] Well, I can again find several things wrong with this ad that you sent us Ron Well, people could just have knives because reasons I don't think that's really indicative of anything aside from one average for practical purposes Wait, people who have knives are going to hell

[00:12:53] Apparently for it for this which blades. I'm so many I'm going to hell I gave my daughter a switchblade So she's going to hell too. So I'll see you there. That's cool. I got a big ass one right over there I got looking yeah

[00:13:07] Basically a switch blade right over there switch plays are legal in Virginia now. That's cool They're legal in Maryland too, but you can't bring them out of state or you can't buy them

[00:13:16] But you get to own them. Huh? Okay, which is dumb. I own a few I'm Italian. I have switch blades We make pasta we own switch blades So on that note how Satanic are we yeah us or

[00:13:34] Close the three of us or our listener base what we're still there recalls anything from our discussions through the ether our journey through the ether

[00:13:44] I'm given a definition of what of what the term actually means. It's an old Hebrew word that means enemy and that has kind of got Amalgamated into refer to a lot of different things

[00:13:58] I don't know. I don't know Eric, but I've also heard that all shit on is very similar word That in it's still used in the Middle East to refer to enemy

[00:14:10] So I you know, that's that's off of a third-hand second-hand source. So I can't I can't really validate that right now, but um Yeah, so that that can mean a lot of things

[00:14:22] But I think and I think what it means in the context of our culture is that it refers to anything, you know with Satan and your witchcraft or Cultism or You know whatever But seeing as how that that they it tends to refer to those things specifically

[00:14:40] I think we should just kind of go through just The topics that we've talked about and some of our our interest that we discussed in the show and and just kind of figure out how Satanic or enemy effect we are yeah, okay, you know

[00:14:55] That oh, yeah, it's great So do you guys remember there used to be an NHL player named Maryslav Zhitan? But it's spelled his last name was spelled Satan. Yes So he had a son and he named him after herself so it's Maryslav Zhitan Jr

[00:15:14] And the caps just drafted him. Oh, yes, you have Satan Jr. So if yeah, so if that dude makes the NHL I am fucking buying that Jersey That is happening

[00:15:27] There's a there's a Japanese cartoon called Dragon Ball Z and there's an there's a character in their name Mr. Satan and he's anything but he's a fucking clown Yeah, and a fraud But I found I found the Report on the internet from FBI agent Ken Lanning

[00:15:49] when the Satanic panic was coming out of the game And this is pretty this is pretty funny But it's kind of like a

[00:15:59] Like a field guide for law enforcement to kind of understand what you know satanic crimes and things like that because I think to some some small extent that Some of those kinds of crimes probably did occur The son of Sam is a real criminal

[00:16:13] And he's a real criminal And he's a criminal And he's a criminal And he's a criminal And he's a criminal The son of Sam is a alleged to have you know have a lot of satanic activity around if you guys are in the book the

[00:16:27] What is it the the ultimate evil by Mori Terry? I think I think that's it Thanks, the name of the book but they did a Netflix special on it and it's entertaining I don't know how I listened to the book. It sounds

[00:16:37] It sounds are it wasn't right. I had fun listening to it. I don't really know It's it's a lot of he did a lot of legwork And it seems like with the research

[00:16:46] I just don't know how far it's gonna go or any of the connections that he makes are going to ever be flushed out or Things that ever come of them. But anyways But there's a list he has a list of things that of definitions for the word satanic

[00:17:03] And so he starts off by saying the world say the word words satanic occult and ritual are often used interchangeably. There we go Mm-hmm Yeah, um, the I thought they I had told Kim Amy and Saddam Hussein referred to the United States as the great Satan

[00:17:19] So there's another Use for it. Um In the book called prepare for war by Dr. Rebecca Brown This is a chapter Entitled is Roman Catholicism witchcraft All right, well, we don't know But I don't know who is

[00:17:35] All right, well, I guess I guess that one senator's got a Go after himself What's that? or maybe senator hopeful the the asian dude um from Oh

[00:17:49] What fucking state he's not a senator. Sorry. He's a maybe a governor or something. I can't remember what it is but he He invoked some 300 year old witch hunt law That was still on the books somehow to arrest a woman for

[00:18:05] Witchcraft and and the senator he's he's a governor. That's what it is And the senator I can't remember what state um And the senator for that state immediately pardoned all of it for her and was like this is fucking ridiculous. Like, yeah

[00:18:19] Yeah, it's funny because we I can say I wasn't kentucky this past week with my daughter and we were Her roommates parents wanted to meet us at this restaurant

[00:18:29] It was it was about 30 minutes outside of lexington and we were driving my daughter and I were driving to Miko meet them and we're middle of nowhere, kentucky like John he's really weird windy roads like all these

[00:18:42] Like where the I jokingly said to my daughter. I was like, I'll be going to a fucking clan rally like where the fuck are we going right now? And he she laughed at me. I was like don't laugh because they don't like catholics either because we're like

[00:18:54] Catholics are like They think they think of catholics as like as almost like witches because we have like saints and all that weird shit and like You know

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[00:20:24] No, it's this relaxation tape tapes acupuncture biofeedback fantasy role-playing games adultery homosexuality Chronography judo karate and rock music any sexual position except missionary Why don't I just sit put sex in there and be done with it?

[00:20:44] It's it's so funny because it's like these lists always to me. I'm like, you know, oh no, that wasn't a full list That was right Yeah, just a couple right right, but all these all these lists that say stuff like this, you know

[00:20:56] You read them every once in a while. Yeah it's like everything that's on these lists is like Fun like fun stuff. Yeah entertaining fun stuff throughout life and like, you know, I get it probably not the best idea

[00:21:12] for a human being to just focus on all those things like probably a little bit a good idea to like, you know work hard and Do a lot of the other stuff that you know, all these places are trying to tell you this

[00:21:25] These are the only things you can do in life. Yeah Well, you probably need a little mix of both but like come on like fucking vegetarianism acupuncture Like are you really a dumb enough human being to believe

[00:21:41] That those things are satanistic. I bet eating ass is fucking oh, that's that's like number three on the list It's gotta be it's gotta be i'm a satanism. That's if that's the case I'll say too, you know, it's you know, it's fun. It's uh like hey have religions

[00:21:58] The names of their gods are like all different, you know, yeah But the name of satan like isn't I mean Has uh oddly we're in the same throughout all of them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's weird. That's always been weird to me. I'm like

[00:22:16] All right, what do you guys think is hell? You think you think so like my so We're in it right? Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's that's very possible. I mean, I believe we live in a simulation That's 100 my belief like I yeah

[00:22:31] Do fun me all you want you can make fun of me. That's what that's how it that's so that's literally what I believe Yep, whatever like I'm wearing this pink shirt and I'm acting like an asshole drunk because we live in a simulation I'll give up but

[00:22:46] I also believe Your heaven is whatever you think it is because if you if it's not what you think it is you're just dead And it doesn't matter anyway So what is your hell like if your hell is your hell like

[00:22:57] Do you actually go see the devil and you like fucking? No work for him or is your hell just your worst fucking like possible fucking like eternity And what would that be Like if I was to say to you Oz You just died right now on the devil

[00:23:18] And you're going to hell and your hell is what? What would you say? What would you think it would be? That's that's a few things. Well, it's going to church every Sunday. It's kind of being

[00:23:29] It's being sure. No, no, I'm being I'm being quite serious being sure by By being being around the people like certain by the people that I grew up with You know I mean

[00:23:39] Living in that and that in that Christian worldview like that that is that's uh, that's a form of hell for me I'm with you your hell will be an eternal church 100% I am with you that is also yeah, that's that's one of them. Um, yeah

[00:23:56] And then being you subjected to you know having a family because I ain't fucking having kids I've been sterile for 10 years. So the best fucking decision I ever made. Yeah Like next to picking up makes more sorts

[00:24:07] That's like still like one of the one of the best decisions I've ever made and like this because it's a close between tie and getting lacyx surgery Yeah, um Yeah, I got sterile after one kid so

[00:24:22] As good as you but yes, we'll a good decision. Yeah. Yeah, I don't I support your decisions, sir. Um Uh I've I've yet to do that I will one day, but I ain't having no more kids. I'll kick you in the nuts for 20 bucks

[00:24:39] Also kind of just dealing like being around like being involved heavily involved in politics like Thinking back on it like I've never I kind of held republican views for

[00:24:49] Yeah, a decent part of my life, but I we had to do a government. I don't know I can't speak for you but um In because I went to high school in Virginia. We had to government class or senior year

[00:25:00] We had part of the class for the final grade was like get to do like 10 hours or eight hours or something like that of community service and I volunteered to help uh some do some local dude who was running for Congress or He was congress for his district

[00:25:15] and people Uh, it was it was for the republican party, but I just went to I went to hang out hand out um ballots Uh the morning of the election and people were just fucking mean to each other. Yeah

[00:25:27] Like for no fucking reason they were just like yelling each other scowling at each other There's just like nobody like started throwing hands, but it wouldn't have surprised me if we had seen that

[00:25:35] I'm just like dude. I don't be fuck around this shit at all. Yeah like fucking politics seriously Yeah, there's do you guys think um Joe biden is dead or you guys idiots? Which one which one of this? I think Joe Biden died some days ago. I'm sorry

[00:26:01] I don't care. Okay. I don't care either. He might not be dead, but something happened to him. That's For sure Okay, um, yeah Something something happened to him. That's that's really he was murdered. That's what happened to him

[00:26:19] He wasn't giving up he wasn't gonna quit and he was murdered so I said put a put a pill in grandpa's soup Notice notice the like like I was saying earlier notice the overlap of the conversations that are coming up

[00:26:41] So so in addition to that list we also have let's see we have three rows each one has Uh 10 entries. All right, so here we go In that same list Church of satan or no template orientus or otio temple of set demonology witchcraft occult paganism santeria voodoo

[00:27:05] Resurrections free masonry night's templar stoner gangs having metal music Oh, so, you know, I had actually in one of my criminology classes That I came across is because I was curious about things. I thought I thought I just went games that got high

[00:27:28] But no the apparently in cal somewhere in california. There was a gang of There was a there was a gang called the stoners I mean getting high was also part of what they did but apparently it was it was it wasn't like a nationwide thing

[00:27:40] But apparently yeah that apparently that was a thing like an actual there was an actual gang of stoners It's like warriors. Yeah Like, you know the people that put the people they put like bad people in the little wooden board with their head going through and then I

[00:27:56] Or is this like people smoking weed This is a large difference. It's it's it's a gang that smoked weed. Yeah, okay. They were also wild So I think this this was also this was the thing this this cult gets nothing done Probably not

[00:28:12] Yeah, it's not a cult. Yeah, they just have ideologies. There's no action. Yeah Um, so we have what after rock music we have heavy metal music rock music The kkk nazis skinheads Matt's favorite Scientology Yeah, the unification church the way Harry Krishna Rajneesh

[00:28:35] Our you know our our boy from organ um fucking Rajneesh religious cults the new age astrology channeling meaning like community communicating with spirits transcendental meditation holistic medicine Buddhism hinduism Mormonism Islam the orthodox church and Roman Catholicism Wait, they put all these in the same

[00:29:00] These are under under all in the state is the same same section. These are all considered satanic So basically everything that's not them Seems like it so I'm Roman Catholic as I was growing I was which I've gone through all of the

[00:29:18] Which you know, I've been baptized. I've had uh confirmation and first communion all that shit So I'm I'm basically a witch. I'm basically satanic. Yeah That's pretty cool. But witchcraft thing is in the occult are most often refer to his forms of satanism. Well

[00:29:35] Roman Catholicism is pretty fucking wild Yeah, I'm not gonna lie like it's it's pretty fucking wild like the Angels and saints and all that bullshit. It's pretty fucking wild Well, and then cool, but it's pretty well

[00:29:47] Yeah, and then he goes on to say the cultism simply means hidden. Well, no shit I mean, but you could also you could also say that that you know

[00:29:56] Believe me and god could also be cult because god is you know hidden. What's not saying what's what's not satanic then? Yeah, I think the crown just meant their crown is making up as they go as in they they things they don't like

[00:30:08] They just see or satanic. Yeah, you know You guys you guys want to hear a quick funny story about some Roman Catholic? Well, it's not it's it's it's actually

[00:30:18] The end is funny. The lead up to it is fucked up and not I love funny Roman Catholic stuff. Yeah, so yeah That's someone who is abused by a nun physically. Yeah, it has to do with abuse

[00:30:32] One of my best friends in high school. His name is Joe. Um He was his family was roman catholic Um, it's a great story. I had moved down here from Rome, New York, you know Oh, wow. Yeah, he went to rch like all this

[00:30:48] They come down here and There's this one roman catholic Church and Stafford that is like huge and tons of people go there, you know They have to get the police to do the traffic from it. It's like one of those. Yeah, uh, and uh

[00:31:04] At some point, I think we were like juniors in high school His little sister who at the time I think was in middle school Accused of the priest there of like molesting her like a bunch of times and no one would fucking believe her No one

[00:31:20] No one which is so fucked up. But this is in the mid 90s. Nobody nobody believed that shit was real back then So they you know this this girl little girl who was getting fucking molested by a roman catholic priest You know just was like

[00:31:35] I'm sure she's still fucked up to this day in the head because of this So her brother and I were like fuck this motherfucker So, you know, we didn't want to do anything illegal and go to fucking jail But so what we would do Um is

[00:31:50] You know when we were raising hell out at night on the weekends, you know being teenagers because that you could do that in the 90s Yeah Uh, we just because the you know the preacher's house was at the church right next to the church

[00:32:03] The rectory. Yeah, so we would just go into that when we needed gas We just drive into his fucking driveway and siphon the gas out of his car into my buddy joe's car We we did this shit all the time the gas christ. Yeah all the time

[00:32:19] All the time, yeah, we never we never pay for gas Fuck that guy But you know, we were teenagers so we couldn't fucking really do anything other than just fuck with him

[00:32:32] So, yeah, that rectory with the priest lives in rectory is the the nuns live in convents. So yeah Yeah, the fucked up thing Matt is that yeah, she wasn't believed but there were

[00:32:43] Crimes all like this happened in canada and you know different parts of the united states where Cases of satanic abuse were Not rampant But they they caught enough mainstream attention where this was a thing on the news kind of like what we

[00:32:59] The thing ron sent us that I played earlier And that this was a legitimate concern for people because it Had it was sensational enough to stir a moral panic So they were able to get enough Politicians that had interested where it got

[00:33:16] You know airtime and suddenly for a little bit this this was a uh A case where you had kids that were um alleging satanic abuse and there was a there's a case of um I can't remember the name of the preschool but in california, but

[00:33:34] The kids were making a we're doing these telling these stories about How the satanic rituals were going on in the basement of this daycare house well Come to find out that The house didn't have a basement for one thing and

[00:33:51] Because this was the the moral panic of the time when the Investigators were interviewing the kids they would use leading kind of questions out to Get the kids to answer the questions the way they wanted them to to Charge to get convictions and charge for crimes

[00:34:12] And so which Yeah, it was it was pretty much, you know a modern kind of a contemporary um mccarthy hearing and um You know people went to jail Yes, so people actually did time for this and and uh statinists like for real You know

[00:34:34] About the pot calling the kettle black, you know Jesus Well, and there was all there's also a whole lot of research in psychology for uh, you know false memories or but and I went to

[00:34:45] I had a class with elizabeth office who was kind of the pioneer psychologist in this field and I had I had a small class there and I had a chance to ask her about some of this stuff and Um, yes, she was an expert witness for um

[00:35:00] You know how false members can be implanted and it's actually pretty easy They've done a series multiple series of studies where people were told that they had Memories of things that never occurred And apparently it's a pretty easy thing to do

[00:35:12] Yeah, so it's just it's it's very uh Very interesting how some of the like Some of this should happens It's fucking stupid, but it's also pretty interesting how it happens Right But yeah, yeah like the the psychology aspect of some of the shit. Yeah, it's

[00:35:31] Fascinating how the human mind can do some weird shit There was enough of this to You know to get people that to actually do time for this

[00:35:39] So it's it's pretty foot to an extent. It's pretty fucked up, but it's it's more like you had I think you had um A lot of Christians who were enthusiastic to get that kind of stuff going

[00:35:51] So what do you think is how how satanic are we or is it that? Or is it just Are we just kind of doing what they did and kind of just make it making up Add in definitions the things we don't like

[00:36:04] It's hard for me to take anything seriously Because I grew up roman catholic and I went to catholic school as a kid And it's I was abused by a nun physically, um The only thing that makes sense to me is that we live in a simulation

[00:36:19] So I feel like I almost have to recuse myself because I really I really I honestly believe that we do live in a simulation Yeah, um It's it's almost like if I don't believe that I will kill myself because everything is so fucking bonkers

[00:36:38] That that's the only thing the only way that can make sense of shit is that we live in a fucking simulation It's it's hard not to believe that when you start to look at the actual physical evidence that has been right

[00:36:51] And when you look at the scientists who are involved in stuff like that Yeah, and you see that like like like the like the chances are it's like we actually it's like 50 to 80 percent that we actually do live in a simulation All one has to do to start

[00:37:11] Asking some serious questions about our reality is just study a little bit about how quantum computers work. Yeah Read into it for about an hour And you will really start to question a lot of fucking things

[00:37:26] Also, like Kamala Harris is going to be the next president in the United States No, no that only happens by living in a simulation. That's not happening. There's no oh Oh, oh, it's gonna happen. There's no fucking they're not gonna let that not happen

[00:37:40] If there's no fucking way that happen, they're not gonna let that not happen, dude That's going that's that is going to fucking it In November Kamala Harris will be will be the first female person in the United States

[00:37:55] There's no way they're not gonna let that not happen. Let's live in a fucking simulation Bullshit we really it's as an it's an ascent. He's the next he's the second coming in Jesus or third coming Let me say it's right now and this will get me canceled again

[00:38:12] I'm not voting for either of them. I'm voting for Robert F. Kennedy Jr Because I love him and I think he's the best thing this He's by far the best candidate that this country could have right now. Yes. He's the most qualified. He is

[00:38:25] I just I checked out a lot of the mentally checked out of this stuff like As far as the politics goes a long time ago because it just we don't get anywhere. I mean like

[00:38:34] I enjoy the rants. I just yeah, we don't really get anywhere. I have my thoughts. Um, yeah It's all just fucking virtue signaling anyway. It's great. I mean You know everybody does it. We're kind of doing it right now. Yeah

[00:38:50] It's just it's like seriously just whatever like this is the shit's gonna Not gonna matter, you know We're in what August so we have three months to the election. This is not gonna matter No November 5th is not none of this is gonna matter

[00:39:06] And then we're we'll be on to the next the next fucking thing Yeah, yeah, and then we'll be thinking about you know, what the what the fuck else we're gonna talk about Yeah, this is part of the reason why I say we're in hell. Yeah, and

[00:39:20] As far as the simulation theory. Yeah, so this has been going on for you know, like You know, I this is a bad a bad example what I did with my free time

[00:39:29] but I went back and listened to the uh our backlog of episodes in preparation for tonight and we we've covered Yeah, we've covered quite a bit in Three years and it's maybe a bit like me. I think was like think we're between 10 and 15 episodes

[00:39:44] Maybe you know here and you know, we've covered a lot of a lot of a lot of you know big kind of existential shit and uh And I brought this up one time but you know, um, not to Christianity

[00:39:56] It's it's seriously some fucking out there stuff because like this this Around the same period of time and I can't remember the dates but it's it's shortly after Jesus died when When um his brother who wants it was James took over his ministry

[00:40:10] and he had they had the church in Jerusalem and uh But not too long after he died like there was uh, this is kind of like before they had a church game prominence. There were multiple Um Shit, sorry

[00:40:27] There were multiple strains of Christianity going on at that time the Gnostics were one of them and they were They essentially had a belief system that was Very different than what the what would be the Catholic church had

[00:40:42] So they essentially thought that we were living in a simulation and that um That the Hebrew god of the bible, you know, Yahweh was not the actual god

[00:40:54] They thought they thought that the god who created everything had not actually no direct involvement in the creation of humanity and everything that we see That the god that the Yahweh that they were praying to was a what's called an archon which are kind of like demons

[00:41:07] they're kind of they would be essentially be the equivalent of demons and that um We all had that divine spark which I which i've talked about before And every kind of religion points to this in some to some degree that there's something within us that is

[00:41:23] um, some can some direct connection to the to the divine or the high the highest god or whatever so um, the idea of us living in a simulation is not That new

[00:41:36] It's just that it's kind, you know, you had the cat the Catholic church game prominence through whatever fucking means and um You know suppress that but luckily some a lot of it survived and there's uh

[00:41:47] There's a great show that I listened to called and by and then and they talk a lot about um Nazism in the contemporary day and how that a lot of the shit going on like we're kind of what we're seriously living in Like the fucking matrix

[00:42:00] Yeah, so yeah, so like essentially Yahweh was just like a computer programmer and god was like his team lead Yeah, essentially god had no direct involvement got it in terms of we're thinking of had no direct involvement in our existence in our creation

[00:42:14] But we're connected to him still because we have his we have a spark of human within us Yeah, if we don't live in a simulation, I hate everybody so much that I'm going to hell anyway So I have to believe we live in a simulation

[00:42:30] That's my belief system which That's female I had a curiosity how long you guys trying to go tonight Whatever All right, because I I did I did prepare a question. I did prepare a game for us. All right, let's do it

[00:42:51] All right, so these are it's a question game. So we do have a point scale so if you if you're listening at home and you want to Destroy what remaining brands does he have left? You can you can come with us on this journey

[00:43:04] all right, so I have 44 questions so each question is 100 points. So we're on a scale of 4400 points so 4400 points and There are consequences. So if you have a score of zero very unlikely You are a trump you believe that trump is going to be the

[00:43:26] Messiah and that he's going to save us all from our sins and Yes, I mean a handful of other things that kind of go along with that and that Everything's a conspiracy. Yeah The median is that if you have what was it 20

[00:43:42] 4400 points of 2,200 so about mid-range you're normie who get fucking cares. Yeah, and if you have above 2,200 points You're a wannabe edge lord who fucking plays quid edge Ooh So I I know I've probably alienated A handful of people out there, but no whatever fuck that handful

[00:44:06] So, you know my dick Everybody that handful come so it kind of in Stay with tradition. Some of these questions are going to be authentic based on some of the stuff that I you know I've read off this list

[00:44:20] And some of them are going to be more directly directly pointed Yeah, kind of based on based on the catalog of things that we've covered So if you've if you've stayed with with us and with me you can stay with our brand sort and

[00:44:33] Have a particular fascination with listening to my episodes Which I hope you do because I think I'm fun. I think I'm I think I'm pretty cool I'm told now you're my favorite guest because I just Get drunk and be silly. Yeah. Yeah So I think I'm pretty cool

[00:44:51] So if you have a a working knowledge of some of the stuff we've talked about then I think you'll have fun. All right So this is going to require you to keep do some math and keep some score

[00:45:00] But you know, it's it's a hard point to try to make it pretty easy to follow. All right All right, so we have 44 questions Here we go question one After the hearing hearing the meaning of satan or satanism for the second time use the term satanic correctly

[00:45:16] After hearing the meaning of satanism for the second time. Is that what you said? Yes because I That's after listening to the because I've said this in another episode

[00:45:29] Do I think I use the word satanic correctly as in as in we know we know that it means that at me Hmm As in the actual like meaning of the term not now how it's colloquially used

[00:45:39] Yeah, popularly used but do you use the term correctly? I'm gonna say yes for me. Yeah. Okay. Yeah All right at 100 points just if you don't if you do not use it correctly Is if you use it if you use it to refer to

[00:45:54] Any of the things that we we've discussed if you use it to that that ungodly list that I said so any so No, then I wouldn't use it correctly. Okay If you Did not use it correctly at 100 points to your score I'm at 100

[00:46:11] I did do you if I do use it correctly at 100 If you do not use it correctly at 100 points to your score. Oh They do use it correctly Well, all those all those don't worry about them all those things that we were talking about earlier

[00:46:24] If yeah, all of those satanic in real life, then you Are using it correctly? Yeah, no if you're if you that list that I read that I read off

[00:46:34] Fortune tellers horoscopes rock music judo karate. Yeah that whole list if you use it in regards to any of those things I don't hundred points to your score Okay, so I don't add on your points to my score because I'm serious refer to rock music as satanic Okay

[00:46:50] So if you use it to that any of any of that list so again fortune tellers horoscopes fraternity of vegetarianism Yoga supplement and then call any of those things. Okay Don't so matt you don't hit 100 points to score

[00:47:05] If you'll consider it those things they take that's we're both zero then yeah, okay, sir. We're all zero. Yeah Number two. Have you ever bought black candles? If you have at 100 points to your score. Yes, I have bought black candles Black candles No, I haven't

[00:47:21] You wait, you're the candle guy. You've never bought a black candle. I can't I can't believe you've never I've never bought a black candle even just like not purposefully but just like oh, this is a cool

[00:47:33] I don't think so. Yeah, I have like the smelly ones. There's a couple ones that smell awesome Maybe maybe back in the day idea. Sentin canals do not count. They have to be the color black

[00:47:42] Okay, well there's some sentin candles that are the color black. This is the color pure actually That's white wax from Yes All right, I honestly I honestly don't know because I bought many sentin candles and they might have been black not honestly sure

[00:47:57] So I'll just I'll add to my score just because I'm not honestly sure All right question three. Have you ever used a pentagram as in warm one draw one or posted one on your The wall of your bedroom or anywhere else 100% yes Okay, then add 100

[00:48:15] Then don't worry about it then Can I tell you a quick story about a pentagram? Yeah, very good. We got time When I was in high school, uh Or actually no, this was like right after high school. It's like 18 or 19

[00:48:28] We were waiting for the ups man to show up to my friend's house because they had a package of something that we needed before We were like leaving on a trip right

[00:48:36] And so it was supposed to have been there at a certain time and it didn't and hadn't shown up But like we knew it was getting delivered So we were bored out in the cul-de-sac

[00:48:46] So we drew this huge just to fuck with the ups driver when he got there We drew this huge fucking pentagram in the cul-de-sac and put candles around it and a bunch of stuffed animals in there Then we sat down

[00:48:58] Meditation style and all we're like at three points of it, you know Like with our eyes closed meditation style when the ups driver pulled up to deliver the package

[00:49:06] And we had I think we had like a stuffed animal with like fake blood all over it in the middle of the pentagram too Fucking classic. Yeah He was like, uh Is this for you guys? We're like, yeah, thanks, man

[00:49:22] We would don't drive through the pentagram on your way out All right, awesome. Nice fucking awesome. All right, um question for it Have you ever shipped at shop that hot topic or sam good sam goodie or tower records? Yes, yes tower tower for sure

[00:49:38] All right, all of them all three of them. I have at some point add 100 points for each one you've shopped at I've only dropped one cd. You've only bought one city from hot topic. It was a fly leaves second album

[00:49:51] I'm that was question three on the moron. That's not keeping my score. That's I mean So add 100 points for each one that you've shopped at I've only shopped a tower. So I'm only at 100 points so far All right, so Matt you good. Oh no, I need a pen

[00:50:09] All right question five Have you ever played dungeons and dragons? Yep. Nope I have I have the third one on playstation 5 so I will count that Well, let me say say this about this fifth question. Yeah when I um

[00:50:26] When I was growing up I was in junior high I think And I wanted to play dungeons dragon so bad because I had some friends the neighbor who played it and my dad I love you dad

[00:50:39] Was like, I don't want you playing that shit because the only weird kids play that shit That's why I never played dungeons and dragons I have 100 100 points for number four, but I'm still That's it. No dungeon dragons. Yeah, that's it

[00:50:57] We have a Mike priced piece. We have 40 we have 40 39 more questions to go so don't worry. Don't worry. There's still hope for you none of these are none of these things

[00:51:08] The rankings dungeons and dragons add 100 is that what this is? Okay, each each question unless otherwise specified is 100 points question six Ever listen to hard rock that should be an immediate 100 points for everybody Yeah, 100 points for sure sure hard rock

[00:51:24] By the way the these are street. I I tried to think of like the most insulting but Yeah, non-confrontational rankings for the for the ends of the spectrum And about the most you don't really want to be any of these things. So that was a twist matt. Yeah

[00:51:45] All right, have you ever attended a church service? Doesn't matter which kind. Yes. All right. There you go. That 100 points That's number seven. That's number seven 100 points 100 points. Have you ever gone to a fortune teller?

[00:51:59] All right, if if you have 100 points to your score. Yeah, I haven't either. All right, never mind Number nine. Have you ever read your horoscope? Yeah, yes, this includes just looking at just glancing over in the paper 100 points Yep, if you have at 100 points to your score Number 10

[00:52:17] Have you ever joined a fraternity? No, if you have joined 100 points. I'm sorry at 100 points to your score number 11. Have you engaged in self-hypnosis? Self-hypnosis Yeah, they're not very clear on what they mean by that is it if you've well, no, I've no

[00:52:37] I think I think what they're referring to is if you've gone to like a specialist and engaged in hypno Like yeah, no there are videos on youtube you can listen to like self-hypnosis

[00:52:48] Like yeah, like trying to hypnotize yourself to like get rid of addiction or something like that. Yeah. All right number 12 Have you engaged in relaxation tapes? Yes If you have at 100 points to your score Number 13. Have you had acupuncture? If you have at 100 points to your score

[00:53:06] Number 14. Have you used biofeedback? bio Yeah, you know what I'm not quite sure what the hell they meant by this So we'll look at what biofeedback means Like biofeedback would be like wearing a heart monitor. So does that would even that would include uh

[00:53:24] Smart watches. Yes, I believe I believe that's what biofeedback Okay, so if you biofeedback meaning if you've used the smart watch or a smart device to monitor any aspect of your health at 100 points number 15 Have you played fancy baseball playing games?

[00:53:43] This is not necessarily dungeon and dragons because there's a distinction to be made here So if you have ever played a role-playing game Whether it's with a group of your friends using like pen and paper Or a video game or a computer game. So final fantasy um

[00:54:02] Your fantasy sports count. Yes. Yes, they do. They do okay If you've ever played an rpg role-playing game of any kind add 100 points to your score That includes fantasy sports. All right number 16. Have you ever have you committed adultery? If you have add 100 points to your score

[00:54:19] Have you watched and partake in the importography? Have you studied? Let's see this should be question 18. Have you studied judo? If you have add 100 points to your score. Nope, no judo for me number 19 have you studied karate? Yes, I have

[00:54:35] I also haven't done that if you have said add 100 points to your score Number 20. Do you work black if you do add 100 points to your score? What are you black like all the time or

[00:54:47] Just anytime anytime ever I've I'm just gonna just you have black in your wardrobe. Oh, yeah That's the entirety of my wardrobe for no particular reason other than my fashion statement is I I really enjoyed the boondock sense

[00:55:02] I don't know. Oh my god, the fucking best movie of all time. Yeah Yeah, thank you. Yeah. Yeah, great. Oh my god I don't know if I love that movie. I was wear anything but black

[00:55:14] I think maybe one time I saw him wear like he had like a gunmetal gray Pants on but those like one time. Yeah, so I wear three colors approximately Gray blue and black. All right question 21. Have you ever done yoga? Yeah, you have 100 points. Yeah

[00:55:33] Yeah, so 22. Are you fascinated by serial killers? If yes, you want to fuck and or have a relationship with one Well, all right, so here's here's a twist. Here's a fucking I leave war knows so I guess yeah

[00:55:48] All right, so just had 100 points to score. Okay. Actually, you know what no No, here's the this one all set a twist if you wanted to fuck and or have a relationship one add 200 posters for 200 200 so that so if you answered yes to both

[00:56:05] Okay, you were adding 300 points to your score. We should be at question 23 Sorry, have you Have you had Christmas flavored heart seltzers? Oh, yeah, we had those on this podcast. There you go. And this is what this is where I say your question

[00:56:21] My some of my questions started getting like Christmas flavored heart seltzer. Yeah Both him and I drank them the same night if I remember the Bud Light the blood Look what I'm eating right now Palmer's chocolate. Yeah. Oh, don't worry, sir. We'll get to that one

[00:56:38] 24 do you love Harry Potter? If you do add 100 points Yeah, I don't love Harry Potter 25 if you answered yes to the last question Do or did you play quits in college? No, I like pussy if you answered yes add an additional 500 points to your score

[00:57:01] Yeah, no credit for me If you answered yes add in this an additional 500 points to your score For credit. Yes. Oh, yeah, okay Have you ever bought merchandise for ceremonial magic purposes? So this is kind of including the robes and or ones Or ceremonial daggers Oh

[00:57:26] That does not include buying knives for utilitarian and practical purposes I don't I actually don't think I've ever done that. All right, then don't worry about it 27 but wait wait

[00:57:41] Bought them because like we have to buy a row the robes for like high school graduation. Does that count? It's like a ceremony having never walked in a graduation ceremony

[00:57:54] I'm gonna say you know what if you did that add 100 points to your score. I don't care. Fuck him Yeah, this is also coming from somebody who said to me when I said I wasn't walking you're gonna regret it. Fuck you yeah

[00:58:06] I I went to so for for high school graduation um my my brother was Moving out of this college dorm his got college dwellings and I got I basically went and took everything that I wanted from his place

[00:58:22] And then I got home the next night in the late after the late the next day after having sonic driving and on my way home and I slept for four hours in the afternoon got up about six or seven at night on graduation day

[00:58:36] Went over to a buddy's place and shot pool till 4am. It was a great fucking high school graduation Number 27 did you watch Game of Thrones every week?

[00:58:45] Yeah, no, I guess I guess this is still relevant because of that one fucking show that they the new show they started So if you said yes To the new series or the old one add on add 100 points to score. I've never seen one episode of

[00:59:00] No, shit. Oh, wow Yeah, I didn't either I had person in existence. I feel like no you're not getting alone Oh, you know, no great story great. It is why we're friends is why we're friends All right number 28 did you eat polymer chocolate?

[00:59:15] You know what you could suck my dick Um, you just ate some I watched you. I'm eating some right now add 200 points to your score If you had to think about it god damn it and 100 points

[00:59:26] I just dropped in it. All right. We're in the last 13. Here we go Does your version of heaven have cubes if it does add 100 points? Ron's doesn't Why why would it Number 30

[00:59:43] Have you purchased have you purchased a trumpy bear if you have add 100 points to your score? No not yet I will but I'm not 31 have you listened to crit read or listen to cryptorotica if you have add 100 points to your score

[00:59:55] We've we've read cryptorotica on this podcast. Have we yes. Yes, we have That's more point at me so that I'm so just show that i'm not immune to the question since I came up with them Yeah, he yeah Remember the big that's 100 remember the big foot romance

[01:00:16] I'm still waiting for the sequel I'm waiting for the audiobook. I will listen to it It was the best four dollars and 16 cents. I've ever spent on a piece of media Please tell me they did voices and acts acted stuff out. She sure did Oh, yeah

[01:00:32] It's the apparently it's the author reading it and it's it's like It's it's about as As good as you think a author could do and it's I mean she changed the she changed her tone, but it's just kind of like it it It almost sounds like

[01:00:50] Like a bad reading of twilight if you can imagine such a thing because I listen to I listen to that too and I listen to 50 shades great because I hate myself and Yeah, there's uh for 50 shades. I won't recommend it because there's there's like

[01:01:06] Periods where they list they they read email the The reader reads the emails Back and forth between the two characters and reads the timestamps too And I'm just like, oh my god

[01:01:20] I can I killed a whole bottle of vodka listening to that. I'm like this this doesn't get better The more you drink This is this is hell Yep, I agree fully agree Yeah, no like that that was uh, that was a rough period in life. Um, all right

[01:01:41] 32 have you ever eaten out of the trash? But how how could you ever come up with this question? Gee, let me think Score 100 All right, this doesn't necessarily refer to us but In may have you ever eaten sugar-free gummy bears? Oh I had

[01:02:09] It was the worst. I've wanted to mainly just purely from from reading reviews on amazon I fucking I yeah, I had like a pack gummy bears at some point and

[01:02:20] Opened it started eating in the first one. I put them in my mouth. I was like, oh, what is this garbage? If you had 34 I repeat if you if you had at 100 points to score All right Have you ever ordered kfc dinner for christmas?

[01:02:40] They go that goes back to a very Does just the coleslaw count Just If you want to we can we can count that as a side that was a word for christmas because uh kfc actually does have really good coleslaw So they do they do

[01:02:58] Wages are also bitching. There was definitely several christmases where my mom bought kfc only like giant tubs of kfc coleslaw For christmas, we can we can count that if you want to add 100 points to score go for it. Yeah, I'll take 100 for that one

[01:03:15] Okay, a really good fucking coleslaw their coleslaw is awesome All right, I think we're done with the last 9 or 10 questions and this is just stuff that annoyed me saying is how that people just i'm clearly

[01:03:26] Made shit up because they didn't fucking like it for one reason or another so I decided to do the same thing So this is just we're kind of just getting into shit that annoys me now um See

[01:03:39] Are you super into your dog or pet as in referring to them as Referring to yourself as a dog mom or a dog dad or a cat mom or a cat ad or whatever the fuck pet you have Yes, yeah, that's happened before okay

[01:03:54] If you if you do add 100 points to your score 36 and this is kind of more this is kind of more relevant Have you ever shared memes of sydney swede or the hawk twit girl? Not yet, but if you have 500 points to your score

[01:04:16] It might happen at some point but not yet 37 you drive a test lot Oh If you do add 100 points to your score 38 do you ask people if they have kids? Yeah, if you do add 100 points to your score

[01:04:33] I mean I have things that I've experienced as an adult that I don't quite understand why people do this And in complete honesty, I find it a little fucking creepy. It's like do you have kids? No, no and if you guys have been paying attention, I clearly don't

[01:04:50] It's not really something that I get into because it I've also read studies on this where people have College students not that that's a great sample to begin with have rated people that don't have kids as being like evil or eviler

[01:05:08] And it's just like, you know what that what fucking business of that is yours You know what I mean? Yeah 39 Do you get through your hot as being drunk? I Mean it helps

[01:05:29] I mean, I don't have to be drunk to get through the holidays, but I am drunk getting through the holidays So I know Matt that was that that question was crafted in regards to one of the

[01:05:42] One of the things that you said during during one of our holiday episodes I Love I love Thanksgiving Everybody should have the tradition of oyster shooters during the day on Thanksgiving leading up to Thanksgiving dinner That is like one of the funnest things ever

[01:06:00] Shocking oysters eating oysters taking oyster shooters is all day long until the fucking dinner's ready It's a blast. It's a total blast There was a redundant question so we should be at Number 40 so there's 4200 points total for me All right 41

[01:06:21] Do you know shit about aliens as in do you know things about aliens not do you know jack shit about aliens? Yeah, I like for clarity. You know stuff about it. Do you know anything about aliens?

[01:06:31] There you that's the question and I'm in the con from outer space or do you think you know anything about it? Really? Yep 100 points for me Have you watched Santa theme porn? Santa theme porn Yes porn with that feature Santa Claus or Not on purpose

[01:06:57] Not on purpose, but yeah care to share with the class matt Uh, well it's just like you know Clicked on a video one time. I was like there's a dude in a Santa

[01:07:08] You know, there's like a thumbnail. I was like there's a dude in a Santa costume in this Fantastic. I don't see what that's about. Yeah fantastic That's just that that's fantastic All right if you have no judgment

[01:07:25] Add 100 points to your score. Yeah. Yeah, I figured as much. Yeah. All right last one 43 No, it should be 42. All right. Are you into duck hunt? As in the duck hunt game for nintendo entertainment system with the

[01:07:40] Blaster that you point at the screen to shoot the fucking ducks and then annoying fucking ass dog You want to shoot but you can't. Fuck yeah, I used to play it all the time when I was a kid Yeah, that was also in regards to one of

[01:07:52] It was a recent episode That I listened to with you guys where you guys talked about the obh fan base being into duck hunt Yeah All right So 42 questions 100 points each add a total score of 1,600 category of being in How much is yours? I'm still adding 100 400 23

[01:08:23] I have 2350 points Ha I win I have a cool and he's even 3000 So yeah, so Matt has the I win I'm the most panic I guess Matt Do you want me to send your broom through amazon because You should probably you should probably look for

[01:08:52] Quidditch even join. I think mason has one The funny the funny thing is too is I don't even believe satan is a real thing like I don't believe in god. I don't believe in satan So like Which that's

[01:09:05] That's the most hilarious thing too is those are all the things that you know satan worshipers do I don't worship satan because I don't believe in him Okay, but it's fun, but it's fun to make people think you do Yeah, it is

[01:09:18] So I have a thought on that too matt. This is something that we've also discussed in the in the past couple years All right, so um in case there's anybody interested University of america washington does have a quidditch game

[01:09:30] Probably that and run. I don't fucking know. Um, also. Yes video of this Yeah, yeah, also um Satanism I don't my person. I don't know anybody who's in the same as him. I've heard the religion is very self-envouring

[01:09:43] I think it's great, but I think you may as well just call yourself call yourself christians because The fact that you are identifying with a Christian symbol yep, you may as well go to go to church with the people that go on sundays Yeah

[01:10:00] Like same same shit. You're you're still you're still embracing that some aspect of that tradition Even if you're trying to fight it you're embracing you're embracing that story that that thing is you're embracing that whole fucking narrative But you're yeah, so you are christian Yeah

[01:10:15] So I don't I don't understand what the big deal is because you all you all are talking the same dick. So you know Um, well, it's the same thing it is with all religions throughout the world. My god can beat up your god Yeah, that's all that is

[01:10:30] So here's here's uh, here's an idea and again probably gonna alienate a lot of folks But this uh, there's possibly needed here Let it go. Yep Let it go don't entertain it That's right people do that. You know what life is uh Witch witch

[01:10:52] When you get when you get it when you When you uh Exhausted out of your life and you just kind of go with what reality presents to you It's it's fine. It's fine. Life goes on

[01:11:05] Yeah, yeah, I don't know if you want to leave that in or not wrong but whatever But you know if you're a person that needs like the structure of organized religion and you're not like this And you're actually cool with other people like that's cool, too

[01:11:22] Yeah, like I have no care. I have no no care in the world what you decide to believe what you choose to believe You can do that and if you're cool, but yeah, because I'm sure there's plenty of people within organized religion who aren't scumbags

[01:11:34] But sure as hell is a fucking lot of them who are oh, yeah Yeah Like did you guys see the recent thing with jollo steen? No, no Yeah, some dude made a tiktok video

[01:11:47] He was like outside the place and olstein was like walking by this like big bus or something Or getting on the bus and the guy ran over to him was like, hey jollo Can I get a picture or whatever?

[01:11:56] And he was actually filming and he put his arm around jollo steen Like he was going to take a picture but he was filming and he looks at the camera and he looks over jollo He goes, you know, you're a piece of shit, right?

[01:12:06] And jollo steen looks at him. He's like you are dude. You're a piece of shit. You know that, right? And jollo steen just walks off and smiles and he turns and then the guy turns back to the camera. He's like, yeah, he's a piece of shit

[01:12:19] Oh, fucking great The other thing is that one of uh I make mention of my thesis often. I've actually I've probably written about There there was I've done four Not including the one i'm currently working on

[01:12:37] But one of the ones I found some of the information I found was real quick is that people that have high self-esteem don't really get into it with folks that To have differing beliefs. Yeah So like self-esteem

[01:12:53] What is it just kind of that that sense of we have that we can Function so start off with something like hey, I can get up and move or if I can I'm still breathing

[01:13:04] There's still something I can do to make something a little bit better for somebody else or for myself or my family or whatever I'll start with a bass and things that it's not it's not doesn't have to be rocket science

[01:13:15] A lot of fuckers think it needs to be but it really doesn't right so are we satinic? Doesn't fucking matter no this shit matters. No I mean, yes I just was gonna reiterate kind of the same uh or again a little bit differently. I guess is

[01:13:35] For those of you out there in the world who actually aren't pieces of shit who are religious organized religious You know who you are We are not speaking to you. We like you because you guys are cool with us. So we're cool with you We're in it. We're

[01:13:51] Disregard everything we've said because we are not talking to you We're talking to the actual douchebags and pieces of shit who stand behind a cross and think that that makes them a good person yeah

[01:14:03] Thanks so much for doing this man. Yeah, man, of course anytime you guys you guys are a family at this point and uh I appreciate you guys having me on and hanging out So it's always it's always a good time. I will always

[01:14:19] I will always talk to you guys about whatever Awesome always one of my favorite episodes every time we hang out with you Thanks, man. I I I sincerely appreciate that. Oh, yeah

[01:14:30] All right guys, I will let you go and enjoy the rest of your evening. It's kind of getting late and uh The other week is I have it so go enjoy and I will talk to you guys soon Always a pleasure brother. Matt. Thank you

[01:14:46] It's always better. Seriously We will see you at the brewery on september 21st Absolutely, and I'll probably behind it. I'll probably be behind a quarten or in a corner. Yeah Yeah, unless Unless of course we do another episode

[01:15:01] Yeah before then and see you before that. All right, man Well, yes, talk to you soon. Later later And I'll do this shit. I can still hear you Uh, so where where do I have to press? close