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[00:00:00] What's going on everybody welcome to another episode of Our Brains Hurt

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[00:01:27] Hey the Marlins are crushing it man. Oh fuck I thought you said it wasn't sports.

[00:01:38] 2-11 all right all right I will go on record saying that it is probably in

[00:01:44] recent memory the worst Marlins team and start that I've actually let me take

[00:01:50] it back it's the worst Marlins start that I've seen maybe ever maybe ever yeah

[00:01:59] that sucks there is talent there's talent on that team dude undeniable yeah

[00:02:04] burger and bell and fucking arise but it's just even even my naps are doing

[00:02:12] better all right that's yeah all right moving on wait hey we're five and seven

[00:02:18] no it's tremendous dude that's tremendous yeah your mats are already I heard the

[00:02:24] mats were already out of the playoffs they are even though they what did I see

[00:02:28] they just beat the shit out of the Brains yesterday the day before something

[00:02:32] like that yeah that's our third place only you two fuckers are worse than us

[00:02:37] in the NLEs so this podcast sucks how you gentlemen been bit fucking busy busy I'm

[00:02:49] getting I have a second job so the different job two different jobs but I

[00:02:53] have two jobs and it is fucking busy but just it just is what it is yeah I still

[00:03:02] afford time to see my dudes on the podcast and have band practiced and

[00:03:07] watching bitch about sports so what else what else could I want living the dream

[00:03:12] that's it dude hey I have been filming a movie for the last since last Thursday

[00:03:20] you're taller than everyone in the movie have noticed yeah yeah I've seen

[00:03:25] seeing pictures from people posting stuff yeah all sorts of things I I 100 I

[00:03:31] have never seen I've never met you in person either of you but I've never seen

[00:03:35] a picture with Matt where someone's been taller than Matt Matt's always the

[00:03:39] tallest person in the room well I mean I'm I'm six three so there is taller

[00:03:43] people than swinger is taller than you right it's like 6667 oh is he that's

[00:03:48] all yeah okay I didn't realize it's just obnoxious yeah that's crazy yeah

[00:03:56] I'm only five two you're taller than my wife my wife is five foot even wow yeah

[00:04:03] like she's way down there and you guys are in the lollipop guild it's funny

[00:04:10] because I do that dance really good oh yeah well time was it a boss joke you

[00:04:18] welcome we drinkin troganator too many letters for a beverage 1111 11.3% if I'm

[00:04:32] not mistaken 8.2 8.2 oh they came down with the troganator the

[00:04:37] trucker there used to be more yeah I guess I used to regularly buy that one

[00:04:42] when friends around here or people coming into town would force me to go

[00:04:46] to Capitol Hill house okay yeah that place sucks but the troganator there used

[00:04:53] to be it was like 11.3% and it was fucking like three dollars it was like the

[00:04:58] best bang for your buck you can get at that place I'm glad I'm glad you guys

[00:05:02] brought this up because I always get mad at how offended people are about

[00:05:07] everything all the time I'm like man I'm never offended about nothing but I am

[00:05:11] I figured out what I'm offended about I'm super offended that you guys

[00:05:16] never asked me what I'm drinking anymore and I really want to tell you sometimes

[00:05:22] what are you drinking Travis I am drinking is it a Kai or a Sai I am drinking a

[00:05:28] Sai Blueberry Pomegranate Vitamin Water that's a good one yeah even my no

[00:05:39] dragon fruit but it's good yeah there was no dragon fruit the lemonade one

[00:05:43] sucks ass dude but all the other ones have been pretty enjoyable the tropical

[00:05:47] mango one that's pretty good too yeah yeah I like that one I like that one if the

[00:05:52] lemonade is a zero calorie isn't it yeah just taste like it sucks fuck that it

[00:05:57] sucks dude it's terrible yeah well I'm in your boat today Travis because I had I

[00:06:02] just have a watermelon Celsius I'd buy those about 24 pack when you wake up

[00:06:08] 2 30 every morning and can't do cocaine anymore Celsius is the next best thing

[00:06:16] and I was not paid to say that this episode brought to you by cocaine you

[00:06:23] sue you don't do it you know I've never really been in to energy drinks aside

[00:06:34] from maybe a long time ago when I was electrician don't really like the way

[00:06:41] they make me feel I've always just been you know coffee coffee coffee coffee but

[00:06:46] these Celsiuses are something different they're crazy like they're good only

[00:06:51] not only do they immediately like make you just feel good like it doesn't

[00:06:59] have all the bullshit in it like a red and it may it puts you in a good mood

[00:07:03] it gives you energy and then there's no crash like it's awesome we are not paid to

[00:07:08] say any of this yeah I can't take the taste of that because of the artificial

[00:07:12] sweeteners see I generally hate artificial sweeteners just like you do

[00:07:17] yeah the can't the ones that are already in the can are kind of like man but a

[00:07:24] couple of the ones that are in a packet where you just pour them into

[00:07:26] water and they're not sparkling you can't really taste the artificial

[00:07:30] sweetener like the the cranberry oh well yeah what tastes like artificial sweetener

[00:07:37] red just said it's not our official sweetener it's a superlose which is true

[00:07:40] but it tastes like artificial sweetener yeah but the the cranberry lemonade the

[00:07:48] strawberry coconut and the I can't think of what the third one is no it's

[00:07:57] not the Kiwi guava it's a different one there's a bunch of flavors never shit in

[00:08:01] the pack well the ones that are in the packets dragon fruit lime that's the

[00:08:07] third one those three Ron try those three it the the artificial sweetener taste

[00:08:14] is so minimal okay I'll keep that in mind yeah but I'm a coffee guy through and

[00:08:21] through I mean I am too but these things are a game-changer for like that

[00:08:25] world I've been I don't I don't really drink them all that often but while

[00:08:30] filming this movie I have been because we've been like it's been like on set

[00:08:36] for like 16 hours a day for the most part yeah and those days get long holy fuck

[00:08:44] I can only imagine how's it going it's great yeah I can talk about some stuff

[00:08:52] the first one thing I definitely can talk about is this has been one of the

[00:08:55] funnest weeks of my entire life yeah around Fred expert okay yeah but they

[00:09:03] but like there's a bunch of established like actors and things that are in

[00:09:08] this movie who all have come you know people are coming in from like Pittsburgh

[00:09:15] Massachusetts Connecticut Michigan Kentucky Missouri North Carolina so

[00:09:24] there's people coming in from all over the fucking place um there's not actually

[00:09:29] a ton of people in this movie who are from Virginia to be honest with you yeah

[00:09:34] it's it's cool getting to work with like people who you know I've watched

[00:09:40] movies that they're in and they're like the lead-in you know unlike yeah

[00:09:44] and I'm priming shit and then to meet them in real life and work with them and

[00:09:48] they're like super fucking cool and like not douchebag actors like you hear a

[00:09:53] lot of stories about they're just super super fucking cool and like just so

[00:09:58] chill and fun to work with awesome that is good news but but also everyone

[00:10:05] has been saying this was like the funnest movie set they've ever been on

[00:10:10] so I'm sure if I continue to do this I'm gonna run into some bullshit yeah

[00:10:16] directing it uh Josh graves oh it's Josh okay yep yep this is but this is

[00:10:22] like um the last two movies I did with him which aren't out yet have been like

[00:10:28] small casts like local stuff around here um a small production company had

[00:10:35] paid for him to do those movies so they weren't really like his passion

[00:10:38] projects this is like his thing his passion got you and uh you know he's

[00:10:46] brought in a bunch of people he he's known throughout the industry to come in

[00:10:49] and work on it so it's like this has uh been uh just it's all of them were

[00:10:57] awesome and fun but this one is just a lot different totally rad nice yeah

[00:11:03] and I get to play two characters nice yeah is there a date I don't know um

[00:11:14] he says uh as soon as he's done filming he's gonna be basically working on this

[00:11:19] 10 hours a day because he's doing all the rest of stuff himself

[00:11:24] yeah he wants to have it out by July

[00:11:28] early this July this July he wants to have it done and edited by this July well he

[00:11:32] doesn't have anybody hanging over his head it's all hits like he owns everything to it so

[00:11:38] he doesn't have to put up with any BS yeah um so it's that's very possible for him to have

[00:11:45] this edited and done by July wow uh you know it's ambitious for sure but um

[00:11:52] um yeah I mean we'll see yeah he has to finish the one other thing post production and then

[00:12:00] he said he's gonna start hitting this one and he's like I'm just gonna sit down for like 10 hours a

[00:12:05] day five days a week nice I'm just at it so yeah yeah don't forget about us little people when

[00:12:12] you make it up there at the top yeah that's it's not possible I'm not wired like that yeah move on

[00:12:24] good because I need money yeah me too you know just I could just use you know

[00:12:32] hey like just one small part in a movie where somebody pays me like 10 g's and

[00:12:37] yeah everyone's like a million dollars life changing money I'm like

[00:12:42] mm a couple months of the mortgage is life changing money yeah yeah right that's cool my

[00:12:49] brother is moving back to Maryland this summer that's right you said that yeah we need to we

[00:12:54] need right to write things yeah that's what I'm gonna say like he's and he's got the Hollywood

[00:12:58] connection so yeah it could be interesting yeah the the ideas that you have had run

[00:13:05] previous to today that you've told me about I definitely think we should move forward with

[00:13:11] some of that stuff for sure 100% because like after this experience I mean I'm not even done yet

[00:13:20] I finished tomorrow but I've gone to work twice this week today being one of them playing my

[00:13:28] regular you know I had two days off during this whole thing and I just went to my regular

[00:13:32] work those two days and I hate it yeah like got to work and I was like fuck this I don't want to do

[00:13:40] this anymore I just want to make a movie movies and podcasts yeah yep man yeah which is cool though

[00:13:51] Ron because uh I've got I have us a whole slew a handful of new guests to have nice

[00:13:57] that I've done some cool shit so speaking of that I'll throw a little shout out to a new friend

[00:14:04] Cody Falk one of the guys that plays a character in the movie I'm filming is currently making a

[00:14:15] essentially what is it's a fan film but it's a feature length movie and I believe it's like a

[00:14:21] direct sequel to the original crow oh wow it's called it and it's called days of Sodom

[00:14:29] and he literally just dropped the the teaser trailer today and if you get a chance to go watch it

[00:14:36] do it it's dude it looks fucking amazing this dude this dude's like he's directing and starring in

[00:14:42] it as like the crow and like holy shit the teaser they they got the fucking death tones to give

[00:14:49] him a song for the teaser wow like it's it's bad ass it looks like you're watching the original crow

[00:14:54] movie nice yeah super from Cody fuck he's actually one of the people that does live in Virginia he lives

[00:15:02] in Alexandria oh sweet yeah but I he's a um he's definitely somebody I want to invite on here to

[00:15:08] well first off to promote this movie he's doing and uh yeah and anything else he's got going on

[00:15:15] of course yeah cool we also have we're gonna have an our brains hurt beer coming out oh yeah

[00:15:25] has that moved forward yeah so I talked to my one of my friends is part owner of a brewery in um

[00:15:31] Haymarket Virginia and um he talked to his partners and they're all in so and oh dude I know you told

[00:15:40] me it's happening but that's that was the last time we we talked about it so yeah so he's actually

[00:15:45] supposed to call me either later tonight or tomorrow to give me the details and uh put something together

[00:15:51] so but eventually so there'll be like a night he'll have a night at the brewery where they

[00:15:57] release it so we'll have like a party like a release party oh hell yeah and then he's gonna

[00:16:03] can a bunch of it so so are we still are we still moving coffee stout that's what I'm

[00:16:08] thinking yeah yeah yeah so my only I think that's what I want to do my oh my only other option and

[00:16:14] question to you was did you want to wait until October and do a pumpkin coffee stout

[00:16:20] but coffee stout would be you know a year around type of deal so I don't know I think I think just

[00:16:28] let's start with just the coffee stout I don't want to wait till October yeah that's what I

[00:16:32] figured too yeah just coffee stout yeah the what you know the what was it shaking alive

[00:16:37] obh shaking alive coffee stout or something like that we'll have to figure out a name that is

[00:16:41] fucking amazing yeah yeah I told him I wanted to be at least like eight to eight point five percent so

[00:16:50] I'm so ready for this yes I definitely want it's uh how are you gonna sell them probably usually

[00:16:59] you sell those in like four packs that yeah I don't know so we're gonna so he so they can

[00:17:05] at their place if you were to bring in like a professional canner canner it would be like 1500

[00:17:10] just to get them to show up um 1500 bucks and then whatever they charge but um if they do it

[00:17:18] themselves I think it'll just I think he'll just do like a whole however many we want just

[00:17:23] like single cans and then we could like I figure we'll bring him to the pie shop and have

[00:17:29] another release there like I wanted this show or something like that yeah yeah so yeah I'm so stoked

[00:17:37] yeah it's so fucking rad so stoked on this one who's gonna design the the label who drew the sports logo

[00:17:48] Jen Jen Jen Tua right yeah Jen Tua she's very good what the fuck do I look so old

[00:17:59] she's she's the reason why um Ron ended up doing fat records coffee because she used to date

[00:18:06] Fat Mike yeah oh shit yeah during uh what era what album recently like they were they were dating

[00:18:17] during just before and during the pandemic yeah that's that's how because she was drinking Ron's

[00:18:25] coffee and yeah and Mike was like what is this coffee this is really good and she was like oh it's

[00:18:30] this punk roast stuff yeah that's why Mike wanted to reach out to Ron to get fat records coffee

[00:18:36] I never really asked her I just I don't like Ron he's fucking Italian he lives somewhere and like

[00:18:41] he just knows everybody and that's just what I figured I didn't know there was like that's

[00:18:44] a pretty fucking cool story yeah yeah it was cool and so Mike um I kind of so I met I met Jen

[00:18:53] and Baltimore about I was I was at a show with Tom it was um fucking show was it it was actually

[00:19:00] what's his name he's the fucking pariah now um the fucking misfit singer Dan Zegger Mike oh my

[00:19:10] grave my great it was a Michael Graves and um Nim Vin show um Tom's really into and I think was

[00:19:20] I don't know whatever it was them two and maybe one or two other bands but we were there

[00:19:26] and she was there and she has like uh like half of her hair is pink and half is black

[00:19:31] that's kind of like her thing and like she has all this like pink and black artwork and

[00:19:34] stuff whatever um and I met her there with some other chick that also had pink and black hair

[00:19:39] which was weird but then I remember a couple months after that Tom was like hey that remember

[00:19:44] that girl that we met in Baltimore like she's fucking she had some fat Mike's girlfriend

[00:19:49] and so I looked her up and I was like oh man and so I was like

[00:19:54] I started talking to her and I was like I'm gonna send her a bunch of coffee

[00:19:58] because if she lives with fat Mike fat Mike's gonna drink this coffee like this is gonna

[00:20:03] happen yeah so I sent her a box of coffee and fat Mike drank the coffee she gave bags at

[00:20:08] and now Ronnie knows a guy yeah yeah she was awesome she was like yeah I you know

[00:20:15] she made a video of like fat Mike put up this video making front of Frank Turner when he's like

[00:20:21] frying these hot dogs and he's like look I'm a Frank Turner and he turns

[00:20:25] anyway like my coffee is like right behind him in the kitchen I get it she like per

[00:20:29] she like purposely staged it yeah yeah so

[00:20:36] yeah and just anyway shout out to Jen thanks for all the artwork and everything anything else you've

[00:20:43] done for us thank you thank you for everything Jen it's okay you made me look old I think you

[00:20:50] aged me a little that's fine it's fine age like a fine wine it didn't give me a complex or anything

[00:20:59] she may be better looking though she like she did make me better looking than I actually

[00:21:03] look in real life you're pretty sexy in that I know I'm sexy in real life yeah okay I am also

[00:21:09] dominatrix so I was like I guess why I was like I'm gonna be the the jockey and you could put a

[00:21:14] riding crop in my hand as homage to you and what you do that totally seems to be like fat

[00:21:21] Mike's thing yeah yeah for sure yeah but she uh whatever happens she hates him and will not talk about

[00:21:29] him because I asked her I was like are you gonna be at the last show in LA because she lives in LA

[00:21:34] she lives in a burbank and I was like you're gonna be at the final no effect show she's like I

[00:21:40] don't want to be anywhere near where Mike is like all right I guess I won't see you there

[00:21:45] dude did you guys ever see and most people did especially because y'all are dads it was that

[00:21:51] fucking documentary back in the day a while ago ff is for Favapunk what it was the other the other

[00:21:57] f word yeah fantastic yeah yeah uh fucking one of my favorite documentaries of all time

[00:22:03] and I love it like Lars Fredericksson like that dude was a fucking amazing father yeah

[00:22:09] can I say am I can I like say talk shit like about people you do whatever the fuck you want

[00:22:17] all right I don't know like because it's a whole fucking like Mike was kind of like shitty yeah

[00:22:25] like uh like a like a shitty dad yeah my wife uh decided that she doesn't like him after watching

[00:22:33] it has only exposure to fat Mike was like that movie ever since I fucking saw that and this was years

[00:22:39] ago like obviously always like no I like no effects I like the music I fucking there it's great and

[00:22:46] but dude after I saw that like and being a parent I'm like wow that's uh it's kind of fucking sad

[00:22:55] I don't remember exactly

[00:22:56] it was just so happy I don't know it's just so half ass dude and like he was basically like

[00:23:03] and I don't know dude to each his own I'm not I'm not judging anyone else's parenting or everyone

[00:23:10] it's your your household you know what works for you and your family but it was kind of like

[00:23:14] I'm not gonna stop getting like obliterated and fucked up yeah like we're just gonna bring

[00:23:20] her along for the ride and like all right all right I guess I'm not punk rock enough I don't know

[00:23:27] dude like no you know remember that yeah drugs drugs are an interesting thing yeah you know some

[00:23:36] I can't start doing them there's why what are you waiting for what have a fucking security

[00:23:42] clearance I can't uh wait so you gotta wait till you retire or until they become legal

[00:23:48] federal I did I did enough for all all of us

[00:23:53] if you want to ask me some questions about it I can tell you all about it

[00:24:00] from 14 to 37 it was a good run I have some answers

[00:24:05] I have a lot of experience with marijuana and acid but that's it those are the only two

[00:24:12] drugs I've ever done and that was a long time ago yes I think it was just case the government's

[00:24:19] listening yeah well you just cut it out you want to hear you want to hear my fucking all right

[00:24:24] you want to hear my hot take yeah and I dude I don't care oh god I did this stupid cough like

[00:24:32] I woke up this morning I feel like I smoked like 80,000 cigarettes last night

[00:24:37] I haven't smoked a cigarette since 2015 let's go that's good news 2014

[00:24:45] no it's 2014 I haven't smoked a cigarette in 10 years I woke up this morning feeling like I smoked

[00:24:52] a pack of cigarettes last night I don't know what the fucking I don't know what that is but whatever

[00:24:55] yeah I guess your lungs just like all right we've been breathing for a long time

[00:25:01] it's time to start maybe it's pollen I don't know I usually don't

[00:25:07] pollen usually doesn't get me pretty rough right now yeah it is usually doesn't get me though but

[00:25:11] yeah I'm more of a fall um yeah uh allergy guy than a spring but

[00:25:18] we're talking about allergies right now yeah no we're not gonna punk rock as fuck

[00:25:24] Dave you guys file your taxes

[00:25:29] did you have a hot take oh it's a story or anything it's a hot take and

[00:25:35] I've dude I don't like weed I've never liked weed like I just always smoked weed

[00:25:41] and I never really cared for it like and people are like how do you not care for me blah blah

[00:25:48] like it was I don't care whoever does whatever they want you know but I've just never liked weed

[00:25:55] it's a weird thing ever what about edibles uh in some cases yeah um say hit like I've never

[00:26:05] so I I've had a clearance like since edibles became like a really popular thing so I've never

[00:26:11] I don't think I've ever had an edible to be honest with you I didn't like things that made me stay

[00:26:16] in my own head okay yeah that for whatever reason that would always happen with weed

[00:26:21] but like I was like in high school I was a complete stoner that's that's what I did

[00:26:26] and like looking back on it most time I didn't even care for it but I had you know I had just

[00:26:31] something you know yeah man so okay you know I can't do nothing come at school god damn it

[00:26:41] sounds yeah I do something I I loved Coors light because that's what my dad drank and that's

[00:26:48] the beers I would steal Coors light and I was who I fucking loved it right off the bat I loved beer

[00:26:54] like straight away and bro that's it my dad dude my dad is drank Coors light he's he's single

[00:27:01] handedly kept Coors light alive like but my dad is the best dude but like since my youngest memories

[00:27:11] of the beer he was drinking is Coors light till still now when I go over to his house is Coors

[00:27:16] light I'm like you want to try something else like he won't go to a certain restaurants if they don't

[00:27:20] have Coors light they have Coors light there I'm like yeah they got Coors light like those mountains

[00:27:24] are blue baby they are but anyways that's where I was like oh yeah I think this is more my speed yeah

[00:27:34] Coors light you gotta hydrate you know you gotta I mean it's mostly water like

[00:27:41] he was a firefighter for so many years and so I saw like what he liked about it he could drink all

[00:27:48] day watching a dolphins game us at the pool you can drink them all day never get shitty

[00:27:54] never feel like shit the next day and like it made sense yeah I love light beer dude like granted

[00:28:01] not all light beers but like my light beer of choice is Miller light I would rifle some Miller

[00:28:08] lights that's yeah I fucking love Miller light dude I don't I don't drink light beer all the time

[00:28:13] but I love fucking those days you know it's like get some people over sit out on the deck maybe grill

[00:28:21] some chicken got a cooler full light beer and you could just sit around and like you basically just

[00:28:27] are like slowly getting drunk and hydrating at the same time that's what it is like no beer drinker

[00:28:34] has ever had a kidney stone most beer drinkers have never had a kidney stone you're always

[00:28:41] keeping those those organs going high yeah man like a coffee too on top of that like

[00:28:47] coffee is uh coffee like filters your your kidneys and your liver yeah it's good for your liver

[00:28:53] generally people who are big drinkers who are also big coffee drinkers tend to not end up with

[00:28:58] cirrhosis or kidney issues yeah you gotta uh you gotta really play that balancing act if

[00:29:05] that's not a foolproof plan anybody out there who's who just heard me say that and is like fuck yeah

[00:29:11] I'm going for the rest of my life like a foolproof plan but it just seems to be that

[00:29:18] the uh the majority of the time that I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna open a bar and have a drink called the

[00:29:23] mat alive just gonna be half coffee half Coors light have coffee of course like no no no no

[00:29:30] the mat alive is very specific it is pineapple juice and Miller light

[00:29:36] I wasn't that far off yeah and if and if uh I got a new one by the way um I did

[00:29:43] PBR and Simply Peach nice you know these are basically just variations of a brass monkey

[00:29:49] yeah but why do you do this he's a trash panda that's yeah because

[00:30:01] literally like why do you mix beer stuff like what got you doing that no no I like

[00:30:06] variety sometimes like I have a beer and I'm just like I don't feel like just drinking beer

[00:30:12] right now but this is all I have let's see what I can come up with in a mix you know for a

[00:30:16] mixed drink that involves beer which is generally just well white you know white trash mimosas

[00:30:24] yeah or a variant of a brass monkey same same difference I didn't realize that my drink of choice

[00:30:30] is actually already called something a boiler maker oh yeah you didn't know I just get a shot

[00:30:35] of whiskey and a beer and that's a fucking boiler maker I learned that this week well

[00:30:41] well there's many ways to drink it the the if it's a boiler maker technically you've got to

[00:30:46] drop the shot glass into your beer and chug it well that's that's the white trash boiler maker

[00:30:53] so that's that's your boiler maker so of course Matt would know that that's that's

[00:30:58] that's what a boiler maker a traditional boiler maker is you take a shot of whiskey

[00:31:03] and then you chug chase it with beer if you look it up this is america ron you drop it

[00:31:09] I know in america you drop the fucking glass and it's like a yeah but blanks on your teeth it's

[00:31:13] terrible yeah that uh irish car bomb I know you guys have always car bombed it up that was a thing

[00:31:21] oh yeah fucking when I was playing hockey in a beer league uh after this is like you know

[00:31:29] 2010 to 2014 uh that was what we did we fucking played fucking pick up games on fucking wednesdays

[00:31:40] and then we would all fucking go to the bar afterwards and the first thing we walk in is get

[00:31:45] fucking Irish car bombs tastes like every time milk that every time it's so good yeah like clockwork

[00:31:52] so good

[00:31:56] yeah don't order those in Ireland they get upset why that's an americanized thing isn't it sure is

[00:32:05] wait what what's the americanized thing don't order an irish car bomb in ireland

[00:32:10] oh yeah yeah I would never be they just like not give it to you they're just like no

[00:32:17] no they just bomb your car

[00:32:27] I think you can only order whiskey in bars in Ireland if you try to order anything else that's

[00:32:31] it for you you're done with Ireland Guinness they send you home yeah that's that as I went to

[00:32:38] Ireland for a week uh 10 days um it was wild it was fucking awesome um first of all the bars closed

[00:32:46] by midnight but they opened like at 6 a.m. oh but the clubs stay open late so if you're if you're

[00:32:54] at a bar you have to switch to a club once midnight comes around um I would tell you the story

[00:32:59] about the secret bar that I went to in and in Ireland let's go so I was I was um dating this

[00:33:06] irish chick that I met in Ocean City Maryland because like back in the day yeah not a lot of city

[00:33:12] yeah so I don't know if they still do this but back in the 90s Ocean City if you go to like any of

[00:33:18] the stupid like um candy stores or like you know shitty clothing stores is full of um or restaurants

[00:33:26] they're full of irish and russian people for some reason they would always come over at

[00:33:30] Ocean City work for the summer then go back so I met this irish chick she worked where I worked and um

[00:33:39] we were we started fucking one you know during the summer whatever and then I went back to college

[00:33:44] she went back to Ireland and me my friend Dylan flew out there the week between Christmas and New

[00:33:49] Years that year and stayed for like a week to 10 days something like that um she went to

[00:33:53] University of Dublin so we stayed in Dublin with her for a few days then Dylan and I went

[00:33:57] to Belfast we took a bus to Belfast for two days the two of us then we came back to Dublin

[00:34:03] she lived in a town called Athlon which is like dead center Ireland and uh we took a bus

[00:34:08] to her hometown um and while we were there um there was this one little it's like a speakeasy

[00:34:17] so you had to like it was an illegal bar because it stayed open to like three or four in the

[00:34:20] morning so you had to like go down this alley and knock on this door and then this

[00:34:26] little old man opened this other door that was like further down the alley so you meet him down there

[00:34:32] and inside it's pitch black so he lets me and Dylan and this chicken did you have to give him a

[00:34:39] password no I don't remember that I don't remember if she did or not I don't remember

[00:34:46] the turtle crows the orange grove at midnight the front of this the storefront on was on

[00:34:53] the main road but it was like there's like newspapers and it looked like it was like a

[00:34:56] rundown store that closed down and so this old fucking Irish guy is like we're following him

[00:35:03] through this like these dark hallways and then all of a sudden he opens his door and there's

[00:35:07] this really dark room it's only being lit by two black and white TVs and there's a whole

[00:35:12] bunch of people taking shots of whiskey and drinking Guinness like being really quiet

[00:35:16] so we sounds like a recipe for disaster yeah so we we we walk in and we get a table and

[00:35:23] we're just sitting there and like there's just like a couple black and white TVs on and people

[00:35:26] just getting fucking wasted in the dark in the dark in the dark that's it getting drunk

[00:35:36] and trying to be quiet are not exactly synonymous with one other they are a

[00:35:41] pro's in Ireland with getting yeah well yeah it's it's Ireland so

[00:35:47] and you didn't want to be the dumb american that fucked that up for them so no

[00:35:51] I would have as soon as I walked into that place I would have been like you gotta get me out of here

[00:35:57] it was not the place probably probably a funeral or something I'm a loud motherfucker when I

[00:36:03] don't have drinks drinks in me just yeah sitting there all quietly yes yes very the boy very the

[00:36:10] boy like this is what is this the house of depression come on

[00:36:16] it's so weird to get some license of music or something I'll see what's a music shit oh

[00:36:22] this is run specifically uh fucking demoing some new old habit songs oh sweet it's happening so

[00:36:32] yes I was gonna actually say Travis before you even brought it up it was in my head when we were

[00:36:40] the last conversation we were just having like just now I need to talk to you about old habits

[00:36:45] because I feel like I saw a post you made yeah yeah it's um it's in the works dude we're uh

[00:36:55] it's just great it's going to be an extension of the EP it's going to be a full length

[00:36:59] yeah I'm demoing it at my house and it's in no time at all dude well hopefully in no time at all

[00:37:10] it's probably gonna be like god knows with work schedules and shit but there's no rush on it but

[00:37:15] yeah it's in the works dude and the the songs that we have so far fucking bangers fuck yeah

[00:37:21] we need good hardcore that's awesome every single one of my friends who's into hardcore that

[00:37:27] or just even heavier music in general um who I've told about the old habits EP that last one

[00:37:34] that you guys put out every single one immediately hit me back and was like dude this is fucking rad

[00:37:40] so good I was like yeah it is fucking rad that's crazy I appreciate that it's old we just try and

[00:37:48] play the music that got us in the hardcore anyhow you know yeah fucking fast and come to DC

[00:37:55] yeah dude that's what I was gonna bring up so that's probably

[00:38:02] inside jokes is would be we talk to get that band to travel just because of Bob

[00:38:06] being a nurse and and working but old habits I think could travel nice for sure so

[00:38:14] hell yeah let's uh let's make something happen yeah DC it up speaking of speaking of DC and it

[00:38:21] up and music uh yes we got our next show officially booked now fucking uh diesel boy

[00:38:29] this is fucking awesome I'm super stoked about that diesel boy American television over our eyes 40

[00:38:35] reps that is going to be a 40 reps so rad yeah banging show yeah from yeah I had to apologize to

[00:38:42] them I was like this is going to be the last time I ever asked you guys to open a show

[00:38:47] and I really don't even feel comfortable doing it now but here's the lineup we got one spot left

[00:38:54] would you guys want to open a neighbor immediately like of course yeah that's a no-brainer yeah

[00:39:00] yeah we got fucking four we got our four shows booked basically this year yeah um

[00:39:08] traffic it'll always add another but you know well maybe what are you doing Saturday

[00:39:14] august 24th well that's now that's not all that's that's not going to be a hardcore show so

[00:39:21] seriously if it's enough in advance I'll talk to the guys like yeah that's all we need is is

[00:39:28] I mean more than like two weeks you know like yeah especially if it's in the summer if you

[00:39:34] give us six months we work it out like my dudes travel well yeah nice I'm sorry man I know you

[00:39:41] went like recorded at the blasting room right that was wrong I did yeah that was wrong yeah so

[00:39:50] you did you work with bill while you're out there yeah yeah so that's right because the 32nd fart

[00:39:58] so when did you just email did you just email them or were you like hey remember me I kind of

[00:40:05] recorded with you you want to be on my podcast or did like did he remember I listened to the

[00:40:09] episode but it's been a while I don't know so I'm trying to think when I emailed him because

[00:40:15] I didn't even bring it up when he was on the podcast I don't remember I mean that's how

[00:40:21] I had his contact info but I think that he would have gotten back to me no matter what um I don't

[00:40:27] remember I don't know if I said that we had recorded with him in the past or not I probably

[00:40:33] did um and maybe that's why he did you know get back to me but I emailed him again to try to get

[00:40:39] backstage he never wrote back so he's like that's too much yeah that was the greatest moment of my

[00:40:49] punk rock life I mean I can't imagine why I want to record at the blasting room that'd be awesome

[00:40:59] oh my god dude yeah that's that's definitely the Everest of recording for me especially if I could

[00:41:05] do it like um I was listening to a podcast with Chuck Reagan and like they lived there they hot water

[00:41:11] music went to the blasting room and like lived at the blasting room for a month yeah and like dude

[00:41:20] and they just woke up and they started working on tunes and like writing music and then they

[00:41:24] would take breaks and then they would just like everything would be centered around writing

[00:41:28] music and recording music every day for a month and it was like I don't know dude that's like

[00:41:35] that's something that has to happen for me one day yeah they had to have a room there with like two

[00:41:39] bunk beds um and they put you up but like when we went out there they that option wasn't available

[00:41:46] on their website so I booked the air bnb around the corner and bill was like why didn't you guys

[00:41:53] just stay with us for the two nights I was like well it wasn't an option on the website anymore

[00:41:57] he's like what and then he yelled at somebody who was working for he's like why isn't why can't people

[00:42:02] stay here anymore they were like whoa it's something about like state law you're not allowed to have

[00:42:06] like people he's like I don't give a fuck about that he's like put that back on the website

[00:42:14] but yeah so we did not stay there but yeah they have a nice setup

[00:42:18] a nice room and stuff um yeah it's a really rad place

[00:42:23] I would imagine yeah I would love to do it someday it's all the all the savage stuff you know like

[00:42:32] there's all these all these places you know throughout the country even close to here that

[00:42:38] you know I'm like oh I would love to record something there I'd love to record something

[00:42:42] there I'd love to record something there but then when it comes down to it when your drummer

[00:42:46] is also your producer and has an in-home studio and like you look at the prices that all these places

[00:42:53] cost comparatively to the price that the drummer in your band costs to do your album which is zero

[00:42:59] dollars um it's hard to not be like yes well I think we'll just do it here right which is why

[00:43:07] we did one song at the blasting room yeah yeah yeah and it was still like a few thousand dollars with

[00:43:12] like planes oh plane tickets and fucking air bnb and paying them and it was well worth it but it's

[00:43:21] well you you paid for bill to produce it as well right yeah so we paid for him specifically he was like

[00:43:28] yeah so because paying for paying to get a recording done by a nice studio

[00:43:36] is vastly different than paying for a recording to get done by a nice studio

[00:43:40] and that person that's recording you to produce it right the cost difference between those two things

[00:43:46] is vastly different yeah like I told you when we got there he what he was like he's like hey I had

[00:43:53] because we sent him to scratch track of the song and he's like I mixed he's like I want to switch it

[00:43:58] around the song and Alex was like uh I don't want to because Alex wrote the song yeah and I was like

[00:44:04] and I pulled out to side I was like bill fucking says it we're fucking shit I was like first of all

[00:44:08] I fronted all the money for this trip okay if bill Stevenson says he wants to change something

[00:44:14] we're fucking changing it yeah and I don't he's producing this yeah this is how this works

[00:44:19] this is bill fucking Stevenson okay we're doing what he says when he says it yeah and how good is

[00:44:26] that fucking song yeah yeah it's so good yeah that immediately when you played that song for

[00:44:34] me the first time I was like dude Ron this is this is fucking amazing like this is this song

[00:44:40] fucking everything I want out of a punk rock song yeah

[00:44:46] you look at all the different bands that we recorded there and so and how like the different

[00:44:51] elements that he captures like completely different sounds and this is gonna get real nerdy for a

[00:44:56] second really like completely different sounds and moods entire moods for the album so you

[00:45:02] look at so hot water musics exist or that's what they did there and then you look at uh Cody Templeton's

[00:45:08] other band sack like they did their album the blasting room too and it sounds like there is no

[00:45:15] comparison the both the sound qualities are amazing but like sack sounds like a completely different

[00:45:22] recording everything than exist or like and that's amazing because they're both like the the

[00:45:28] personalities of both those albums and how unique they each are just the audio of it you know audibly

[00:45:35] it's it's fucking insane dude I really just want to go there to record a song to learn some tricks

[00:45:41] yeah because like I could take those tricks back to hear yeah the Kurtz studio you know if I want

[00:45:50] to record some stuff there and and you know try to put those into into action myself you know

[00:45:56] yeah and he did backup vocals which we weren't expecting

[00:45:59] oh like he sang on that song yeah he's on that track oh no shit I didn't know no yeah he's he's

[00:46:05] he's because we're recording vocals and you know Alex has a recording studio so Alex knows you

[00:46:10] know how to record his shit he's like all I'm gonna do I'm gonna lay down a track for you guys

[00:46:14] on the vocals and we're like oh and like I remember he was like he left the um the main room

[00:46:19] and was walking on the hallway to get into like the record whatever the sound room and we just hear

[00:46:25] him like oh oh he's like getting his voice ready like as he was walking down the hallway

[00:46:32] but yeah he fucking like his in during those group vocal parts on that song it's one of them is him

[00:46:40] that's fucking cool we didn't ask him like he just fucking yeah he was so fucking cool man

[00:46:45] plenty of plenty of people have heard that song on this podcast before but yeah if you're new to us

[00:46:53] and you don't know what song that is it's a song by the ailments ron's band called right to hate

[00:47:15] right

[00:47:38] tolerance is overrated nobody notice this

[00:47:45] It's money's son

[00:47:50] Our infamphats have preached discrimination

[00:47:53] So tell me how we've convinced our nations

[00:47:56] Our privilege to tell others they're wrong

[00:48:00] Sing along

[00:48:02] I gotta write a fight to hate

[00:48:09] I gotta write a fight to hate

[00:48:15] Because you see it's all the same

[00:48:18] When you call us glory and fame

[00:48:22] Kill them all and we'll sort them out later

[00:48:27] Later, yeah

[00:48:45] Heart of down here cause us righteous

[00:48:57] Cause you believe in a higher power

[00:49:01] Fills your enemies up with lies

[00:49:04] And then destroy their tower

[00:49:07] Here I am with one book in one hand

[00:49:11] In my certainty in the other

[00:49:15] I will just spend my neighbor

[00:49:17] And pass judgment on my brother

[00:49:21] Why is it safe to fear most

[00:49:24] Those with religious fervor

[00:49:28] You think you got out of this wanna make believe

[00:49:32] Just don't push your hate on me

[00:49:36] Yeah, don't push your hate

[00:49:39] Get to push it on me

[00:49:43] I gotta write

[00:50:10] I wrote that song

[00:50:14] Worse foot forward wasn't it at like

[00:50:16] 20, 17 or 16 or something?

[00:50:19] Right after 9-11

[00:50:24] That's how old that song is

[00:50:27] But it never went anywhere

[00:50:29] He just had it

[00:50:30] Sometimes it happens like that

[00:50:33] He just held on to it forever

[00:50:36] I was like, this is the song that we have to,

[00:50:38] if we're gonna do one song at the blast room,

[00:50:40] it's gotta be this one.

[00:50:41] Cause this is definitely the,

[00:50:42] I mean, this is the best song we have, like by far.

[00:50:46] Yeah. He almost didn't want Bill to change it.

[00:50:48] Mother fucker.

[00:50:49] Bill's changing it.

[00:50:50] Looks like.

[00:50:52] He's like, oh, you got to change it.

[00:50:53] I'll make him pull the record label owner card

[00:50:55] cause I will fucking, I'll pull every card.

[00:50:58] He said, oh no, this song's gotta be

[00:50:59] completely changed around.

[00:51:02] The verse should be the chorus, the chorus.

[00:51:05] And Bill even changed the tempo

[00:51:06] cause I remember Alex was like,

[00:51:08] Alex was like, what's the tempo?

[00:51:10] And Bill is like, don't worry about it.

[00:51:11] How dare you question him?

[00:51:20] He didn't want to tell him cause he knew.

[00:51:24] Don't worry about it.

[00:51:26] Did it used to be a little faster?

[00:51:29] It used to be a little,

[00:51:30] I used to be a little faster.

[00:51:31] And then there was like the ending,

[00:51:34] there was, he took one part from the middle

[00:51:35] and put it at the end and vice versa.

[00:51:37] He switched like a whole.

[00:51:40] So basically he took the bridge from being in the middle

[00:51:43] of the song and put it at the end of the song.

[00:51:44] Yes, yeah.

[00:51:46] That makes sense.

[00:51:47] I, like, you know, there's some song structures

[00:51:52] where it makes sense to have like, you know, like,

[00:51:56] like intro verse chorus, verse chorus bridge

[00:52:00] verse chorus songs over or just,

[00:52:02] or like lead lead over the verse

[00:52:04] then chorus then song ends.

[00:52:06] That makes sense for a lot of songs,

[00:52:08] but like a lot of times actually,

[00:52:13] when you get through stuff like that,

[00:52:15] if you, you know, if you want to have a bridge in a song

[00:52:17] and not just have verse chorus, verse chorus, verse chorus

[00:52:20] which some punk rock bands do,

[00:52:22] and I cannot stand that.

[00:52:24] Because it's just like the same two parts

[00:52:26] over and over and over and over again.

[00:52:27] It's like boring to me.

[00:52:29] But some people live and die by that.

[00:52:33] When it's like, you know, verse chorus, verse chorus

[00:52:38] and then like you just have the end

[00:52:40] which is like a different part.

[00:52:41] Yeah.

[00:52:42] You want to call it the bridge?

[00:52:43] Sure, it doesn't bridge to anything,

[00:52:45] but like how about like, it's like verse chorus, verse chorus

[00:52:48] breakdown or verse chorus, verse chorus verse

[00:52:51] with a lead over it into the breakdown

[00:52:53] or bridge or whatever you want to call the end

[00:52:56] and it's beautiful.

[00:52:57] Yeah.

[00:52:58] And we're just talking about simplistic punk rock songs.

[00:53:00] Right, right.

[00:53:02] Yeah.

[00:53:05] We're not getting into any like odd time signatures

[00:53:08] and weird song structures.

[00:53:10] We're just sticking with the classics here

[00:53:13] in this conversation.

[00:53:16] You know, those are the best songs.

[00:53:17] Yeah.

[00:53:18] About history or three courts, right?

[00:53:20] That's what they say.

[00:53:21] Oh yeah.

[00:53:23] I was also just impressed that he took the time out

[00:53:24] to actually like dissect the song.

[00:53:27] You know what I mean?

[00:53:28] Because who the fuck are we?

[00:53:29] I mean, he had a change.

[00:53:30] So we had a date set originally,

[00:53:33] but he had a change because face to face was coming in.

[00:53:34] He's like, hey guys, I apologize, but face to face.

[00:53:37] I was like, you're okay, Bill.

[00:53:41] You should have been like, fuck face to face.

[00:53:46] Bastards.

[00:53:49] Totally understand.

[00:53:50] You just better give us a shout out on the album.

[00:53:52] Yeah.

[00:53:54] Well, I'm glad actually that you didn't ruin that

[00:53:57] because I feel like that probably

[00:53:58] would have been face to face coming into the studio

[00:54:01] after they broke up, getting back together

[00:54:03] and then giving us what was it?

[00:54:05] No, what was the first album back in like quite a while

[00:54:10] was the one on Fat Records.

[00:54:11] I can't think of the name.

[00:54:13] It's like an all black cover

[00:54:14] with like a little picture on it.

[00:54:15] It's really great album.

[00:54:18] It was better than like,

[00:54:21] well pretty much every single one of their records

[00:54:23] except for maybe a couple of tours at the beginning there.

[00:54:29] Yeah.

[00:54:29] Because, you know, I don't know if anybody's ever

[00:54:32] in here's ever watched the face to face documentary

[00:54:35] which was all their years before they called it quits

[00:54:37] before they got back together.

[00:54:40] But that one record they put out after...

[00:54:45] What's the name of the record where it's...

[00:54:46] How to ruin everything or how to...

[00:54:48] The guy staring in the mirror.

[00:54:50] Oh.

[00:54:51] Fucking...

[00:54:54] Whatever.

[00:54:55] It's the album after that album.

[00:54:57] Okay.

[00:54:58] And it was their album that they were like,

[00:55:00] we're bored with punk rock.

[00:55:02] So we're gonna try to make like an indie rock record

[00:55:04] or whatever the fuck it was.

[00:55:06] And they all loved it and...

[00:55:09] Well they didn't all love it

[00:55:11] but they all kind of recognized what they were doing.

[00:55:13] And yeah, we're gonna try something a little different.

[00:55:15] Everyone fucking hated it.

[00:55:19] Everyone.

[00:55:21] And I mean everyone.

[00:55:23] And they even say that in the documentary.

[00:55:25] They're like literally no one liked this record.

[00:55:28] And I was like watching the documentary

[00:55:30] and I'm like, yeah, because it fucking sucks.

[00:55:36] And you went right back...

[00:55:38] It's the one after self-title.

[00:55:41] I believe so.

[00:55:44] Aneurys is bliss.

[00:55:45] Yeah.

[00:55:46] Like it's like...

[00:55:47] Yeah, it's like a...

[00:55:49] Well there's several different colors of the album

[00:55:50] but is it...

[00:55:52] It's like a blue border.

[00:55:54] Yeah, yep.

[00:55:54] That's the one.

[00:55:55] I never really listened to that album.

[00:55:57] Don't.

[00:55:58] Okay?

[00:56:00] You will...

[00:56:01] It will give you this like new thing.

[00:56:04] Like if you were face to face fan

[00:56:06] for some of their good records,

[00:56:08] don't listen to that.

[00:56:08] I am.

[00:56:09] Do not listen to that record.

[00:56:11] It will leave you with a bad taste in your mouth

[00:56:12] and you'll look at that band completely differently

[00:56:15] for the rest of your life.

[00:56:16] This will happen to the Suicide Machines for me.

[00:56:20] Oh dude, that record, right?

[00:56:23] When it came out, not the Suicide Machines

[00:56:24] but that face-to-face record.

[00:56:26] Yeah.

[00:56:28] I never listened to another

[00:56:29] fucking face-to-face record ever again

[00:56:31] up until their comeback

[00:56:34] when they put the one out on Fat Records in like 20...

[00:56:38] Because they broke up for the first time for good in 2006.

[00:56:42] Came back in 2011, I believe.

[00:56:47] But Protection in 2016.

[00:56:49] I didn't listen to a face-to-face song period.

[00:56:54] When I heard Ignorance's Bliss

[00:56:55] I was like, I'm done with this band.

[00:56:58] And it wasn't until 2016

[00:57:00] when that record came out on Fat.

[00:57:01] And I was like, oh, face-to-face

[00:57:04] must have put out another good record

[00:57:06] because Fat's putting it out.

[00:57:07] I don't believe Fat would put out

[00:57:08] another face-to-face record if it was trash.

[00:57:11] So I listened to it and I was like, wow,

[00:57:12] this is really good.

[00:57:13] And then I went back to all face-to-face's albums

[00:57:16] between 99, well, not Ignorance's Bliss

[00:57:19] but from Reactionary to, you know,

[00:57:23] Protection and Listened Again.

[00:57:26] And was somewhat sad that I did

[00:57:29] but because none of those records

[00:57:31] are really that good in my opinion.

[00:57:33] They have some good songs on some of those records.

[00:57:37] But man, I'm glad they did whatever they did

[00:57:39] to put out Protection in 2016

[00:57:41] because that is a good fucking record.

[00:57:43] Yeah.

[00:57:44] And so is No Way Out but Through in 2021.

[00:57:48] That's a good one too.

[00:57:50] I mean, the self-titled one, Big Choice,

[00:57:51] Don't Turn Away, those are all fantastic records.

[00:57:54] Yeah, Big Choice is one of the first.

[00:57:56] Big Choice was their second.

[00:57:57] Yeah.

[00:57:58] Don't Turn Away was just...

[00:58:02] an amazing record for your first record.

[00:58:04] Like, holy shit.

[00:58:05] So fucking good.

[00:58:06] I remember having a cassette tape in the 90s

[00:58:08] that had that on one side and the other side was...

[00:58:14] Oh, what was the other side?

[00:58:18] Was that it was face-to-face,

[00:58:20] Don't Turn Away on one side

[00:58:21] and I think it was no effects ribbed on the other side.

[00:58:27] I played that tape until it broke.

[00:58:31] Several times.

[00:58:32] I did surgery on that cassette tape

[00:58:35] and it was just a...

[00:58:36] It was one of the ones I had recorded on.

[00:58:38] I literally pulled when the tape broke,

[00:58:40] I pulled it out and Scotch taped it back together

[00:58:44] and reeled up like probably two or three times

[00:58:46] and it worked.

[00:58:47] Yeah.

[00:58:48] Kids don't know how good they got it, man.

[00:58:51] That's funny. When you say Scotch tape,

[00:58:54] I had this porn movie on VHS

[00:58:57] when I was...

[00:58:57] I think it was called Butt Slammers 12.

[00:59:00] Let's go.

[00:59:01] I don't know if there were actually 11

[00:59:02] previous Butt Slammers.

[00:59:04] That would have been awesome, but anyway.

[00:59:05] Oh, there were.

[00:59:09] I remember I was in college

[00:59:11] and I was ashamed that I watched it so many times

[00:59:13] so I cut it.

[00:59:14] I cut the tape.

[00:59:15] I was like, fuck this.

[00:59:16] I'm not watching porn anymore.

[00:59:18] And then I remember a couple of days later

[00:59:19] I Scotch taped the two things back together.

[00:59:22] A couple of days later you're gonna be like,

[00:59:23] no, what have I done?

[00:59:25] It was just like a brief second of Scotch tape

[00:59:29] like weird fuzziness during a titty scene

[00:59:31] and then it was it.

[00:59:32] But it still worked.

[00:59:39] The title gives away the whole plot.

[00:59:41] I'm not even gonna bother watching it.

[00:59:42] Yeah, it's good.

[00:59:43] It was... I think it won an Oscar.

[00:59:45] What's this one about?

[00:59:47] Slaminverse 12.

[00:59:51] Man, there's 11 prequels to this.

[00:59:57] I've got a lot of work to do.

[01:00:03] I'm gonna need...

[01:00:06] I'm gonna need a gallon of water.

[01:00:10] A case of Celsius is...

[01:00:12] A case of Celsius is...

[01:00:15] Celsius.

[01:00:16] And a vat of lube.

[01:00:19] Three jars of Vaseline, two tubes of KY.

[01:00:28] And a monkey for some reason.

[01:00:30] And just a bush of little bananas.

[01:00:34] So many... I'd potassium.

[01:00:35] I need potassium.

[01:00:38] Don't ask me what I'm doing.

[01:00:40] It's about that time, gentlemen.

[01:00:42] Oh, fellas, I feel like it's about time to go.

[01:00:46] I gotta go do some things.

[01:00:49] Happy birthday to Olive.

[01:00:51] Yeah, that's right.

[01:00:53] 414, that's a nice birthday.

[01:00:57] Happy birthday, sweetheart.

[01:01:00] Nice.

[01:01:01] All right, fellas.

[01:01:03] All right, gentlemen, enjoy your weekends.

[01:01:05] You too.

[01:01:07] All right, later, guys.

[01:01:09] Bye.