Travis's Masturbating Monkey

[00:00:00] [SPEAKER_04]: What's going on everyone? Thanks for hanging out for another episode of Our Brains Hurt

[00:00:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Our next event coming up is Sunday night, October 13th

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[00:00:28] [SPEAKER_04]: The Crypt Keeper 5, it's October, it's the 13th

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[00:00:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Now, let's get to the show

[00:00:37] [SPEAKER_01]: You guys, uh

[00:01:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Baseball playoffs

[00:01:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Are we all excited or I'm just the only one excited

[00:01:39] [SPEAKER_04]: I guess

[00:01:39] [SPEAKER_04]: No, I'm excited

[00:01:41] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm just kidding

[00:01:43] [SPEAKER_03]: You know I love October baseball

[00:01:44] [SPEAKER_04]: It's me talking shit about the Mets once a decade

[00:01:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Did you guys last game one, right?

[00:01:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Or did you win?

[00:01:50] [SPEAKER_02]: We won

[00:01:50] [SPEAKER_02]: We won

[00:01:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that's right

[00:01:52] [SPEAKER_02]: I was thinking the other one, the Padres and the Braves

[00:01:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Did the Braves lose?

[00:01:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, the Padres won 4-0

[00:02:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh shit, okay

[00:02:01] [SPEAKER_02]: So I was thinking, I knew the Padres won

[00:02:03] [SPEAKER_02]: But for whatever reason, I thought they were playing the Mets

[00:02:06] [SPEAKER_02]: But

[00:02:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, because

[00:02:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Who'd the Mets play again? I know you just said it

[00:02:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Milwaukee

[00:02:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Milwaukee, yeah

[00:02:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we had

[00:02:12] [SPEAKER_04]: So

[00:02:12] [SPEAKER_04]: We had three games in Milwaukee to end this regular season

[00:02:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:02:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Huge hit by Jesse Winker

[00:02:18] [SPEAKER_02]: My ex, Matt

[00:02:19] [SPEAKER_02]: At the end of the game

[00:02:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:02:21] [SPEAKER_04]: And then we had a flighted

[00:02:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Fucking

[00:02:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Atlanta to play that two-game series

[00:02:25] [SPEAKER_04]: That first game of that two-game series

[00:02:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Was one of the best baseball games I've ever seen in my life

[00:02:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god

[00:02:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Outrageous

[00:02:31] [SPEAKER_04]: It was amazing

[00:02:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:02:33] [SPEAKER_04]: And especially good if you're a Mets fan

[00:02:36] [SPEAKER_04]: So many emotions

[00:02:37] [SPEAKER_02]: I missed that

[00:02:39] [SPEAKER_03]: It was amazing

[00:02:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:02:41] [SPEAKER_03]: It was

[00:02:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Mets and who?

[00:02:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Dodgers?

[00:02:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Braves

[00:02:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Braves

[00:02:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, Mets and Braves

[00:02:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Because there was the Mets

[00:02:46] [SPEAKER_04]: The Mets-Braves series last week

[00:02:47] [SPEAKER_04]: They only got one game in

[00:02:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Because of that hurricane

[00:02:49] [SPEAKER_04]: So they had a

[00:02:50] [SPEAKER_04]: And of course the Diamondbacks

[00:02:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Fucking won the last game of the season

[00:02:53] [SPEAKER_04]: So they had to play that doubleheader

[00:02:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Otherwise it wouldn't matter

[00:02:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, your Mets barely got in, didn't they?

[00:02:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah

[00:03:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Which is why I'm stoked they won last night

[00:03:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Because I'm flying out to LA tomorrow morning

[00:03:03] [SPEAKER_04]: And I'm actually going to be able to

[00:03:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Watch postseason Mets with my brother

[00:03:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Which I don't think has maybe ever happened ever

[00:03:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Let's go

[00:03:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Like you're going to the game?

[00:03:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Or you're going to just watch us?

[00:03:15] [SPEAKER_04]: No, so they're playing Milwaukee

[00:03:16] [SPEAKER_04]: But we'll be able to watch

[00:03:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Because it's a three-game series

[00:03:19] [SPEAKER_04]: And they won the first game

[00:03:20] [SPEAKER_04]: So there's definitely going to be at least

[00:03:22] [SPEAKER_04]: There's going to be

[00:03:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, unless they win tonight

[00:03:24] [SPEAKER_02]: At least three games

[00:03:25] [SPEAKER_04]: You know, that would be classic Mets

[00:03:26] [SPEAKER_04]: To fucking win tonight

[00:03:27] [SPEAKER_04]: And so I don't get to watch a game with my brother

[00:03:33] [SPEAKER_04]: But I guess they would start the NLDS though this weekend

[00:03:37] [SPEAKER_04]: So either way, we'll get to watch a game

[00:03:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:03:39] [SPEAKER_04]: I was just hoping they didn't get swept

[00:03:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Before I flew out to LA

[00:03:43] [SPEAKER_04]: But they won last night

[00:03:45] [SPEAKER_02]: So

[00:03:46] [SPEAKER_02]: I wasn't paying a ton of attention

[00:03:48] [SPEAKER_02]: To the American League this season

[00:03:49] [SPEAKER_02]: And then all of a sudden

[00:03:51] [SPEAKER_02]: I see the playoff teams

[00:03:52] [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, holy shit

[00:03:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Detroit and KC are in the playoffs

[00:03:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:03:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Craziness

[00:03:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Pretty wild

[00:03:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Baltimore is falling apart, man

[00:03:58] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know what's going on with them

[00:04:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:04:01] [SPEAKER_03]: I think it's the eighth

[00:04:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Eighth or the ninth right now

[00:04:03] [SPEAKER_04]: What's the score?

[00:04:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Bottom of the ninth

[00:04:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Two-one KC

[00:04:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, because Baltimore lost last night too

[00:04:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:04:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Orioles got

[00:04:10] [SPEAKER_04]: One out

[00:04:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Bottom of the ninth

[00:04:12] [SPEAKER_04]: So

[00:04:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh damn

[00:04:14] [SPEAKER_02]: So they're about to lose again

[00:04:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:04:16] [SPEAKER_02]: That's it for them

[00:04:17] [SPEAKER_04]: This is just a three-game

[00:04:18] [SPEAKER_02]: And that's what happened to them last year too

[00:04:21] [SPEAKER_02]: They lost

[00:04:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's right

[00:04:21] [SPEAKER_02]: That's right

[00:04:23] [SPEAKER_04]: So what's going on, fellas?

[00:04:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Wallowing through football season

[00:04:27] [SPEAKER_03]: What a miserable start

[00:04:31] [SPEAKER_03]: On every front

[00:04:32] [SPEAKER_03]: On every fucking front

[00:04:34] [SPEAKER_03]: On the Dolphins front

[00:04:35] [SPEAKER_03]: All three of my fantasy leagues

[00:04:37] [SPEAKER_03]: All of my players are hurt

[00:04:39] [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, dude

[00:04:40] [SPEAKER_06]: I'm literally

[00:04:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Like, all of them

[00:04:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Are hurt

[00:04:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Every single one of them

[00:04:44] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm playing with dudes

[00:04:45] [SPEAKER_03]: I've never even heard of

[00:04:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Before

[00:04:47] Yeah

[00:04:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Like, you know

[00:04:50] [SPEAKER_04]: I sent that

[00:04:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Text to the group chat

[00:04:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Like, before the

[00:04:53] [SPEAKER_04]: One o'clock game

[00:04:54] [SPEAKER_04]: This past Sunday

[00:04:55] [SPEAKER_04]: I switched

[00:04:55] [SPEAKER_04]: I took Richardson out

[00:04:56] [SPEAKER_04]: And put in

[00:04:59] [SPEAKER_04]: What's his name

[00:04:59] [SPEAKER_04]: From the Browns

[00:05:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you're lucky

[00:05:01] [SPEAKER_02]: You did that

[00:05:01] [SPEAKER_04]: I know

[00:05:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:05:02] [SPEAKER_04]: And then I didn't

[00:05:03] [SPEAKER_04]: And then I just forgot

[00:05:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Forgot about fantasy

[00:05:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Until today

[00:05:05] [SPEAKER_04]: I was like

[00:05:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, did I win?

[00:05:06] [SPEAKER_04]: I was like

[00:05:07] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm sure I didn't win

[00:05:07] [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't

[00:05:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Richard

[00:05:10] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like hot garbage

[00:05:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Can you guys remember

[00:05:12] [SPEAKER_03]: The start of any NFL season

[00:05:14] [SPEAKER_03]: At any time

[00:05:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Where there were so many big names

[00:05:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Already sidelined

[00:05:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Like

[00:05:19] [SPEAKER_03]: No

[00:05:20] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean

[00:05:20] [SPEAKER_03]: See

[00:05:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Christian McCaffrey is out

[00:05:22] [SPEAKER_03]: With the

[00:05:23] [SPEAKER_03]: What?

[00:05:24] [SPEAKER_03]: The double tendinitis

[00:05:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Or whatever the fuck

[00:05:25] [SPEAKER_03]: He's probably gonna be done

[00:05:26] [SPEAKER_03]: The whole season

[00:05:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, dude

[00:05:27] [SPEAKER_03]: They just

[00:05:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Jalen Phillips

[00:05:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Just announced that

[00:05:30] [SPEAKER_03]: He's out the rest of the season too

[00:05:31] [SPEAKER_03]: He hurt his knee last

[00:05:32] [SPEAKER_03]: In that fucking shitty game

[00:05:34] [SPEAKER_02]: That totally screwed

[00:05:35] [SPEAKER_02]: A lot of fantasy owners

[00:05:37] [SPEAKER_02]: The CMC thing

[00:05:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah

[00:05:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Not announcing it

[00:05:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Basically

[00:05:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Until a game time

[00:05:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Think about

[00:05:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Think about

[00:05:42] [SPEAKER_03]: The fellas

[00:05:42] [SPEAKER_03]: That draft

[00:05:43] [SPEAKER_03]: They were like

[00:05:43] [SPEAKER_03]: I got first pick

[00:05:44] [SPEAKER_03]: First round

[00:05:45] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to see

[00:05:46] [SPEAKER_03]: He was Ron's keeper

[00:05:46] [SPEAKER_04]: But think about the dickhead

[00:05:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Who kept him as a keeper

[00:05:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:05:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:05:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, that's what you get

[00:05:53] [SPEAKER_04]: You know

[00:05:57] [SPEAKER_04]: From the Cowboys

[00:05:58] [SPEAKER_04]: I forget his name

[00:05:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Because I can't think right now

[00:06:00] [SPEAKER_04]: But

[00:06:00] [SPEAKER_04]: C.D. Lamb

[00:06:01] [SPEAKER_04]: C.D. Lamb

[00:06:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Not that

[00:06:03] [SPEAKER_04]: The Orioles just lost

[00:06:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Brutal

[00:06:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Brutal

[00:06:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Brutal

[00:06:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Brutal

[00:06:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Wow

[00:06:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Classic

[00:06:10] [SPEAKER_06]: It is classic

[00:06:11] [SPEAKER_06]: Baltimore

[00:06:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, just as this one happy

[00:06:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Truly happy

[00:06:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Baseball fan

[00:06:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Right now

[00:06:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Myself

[00:06:19] [SPEAKER_04]: There's one truly happy

[00:06:20] [SPEAKER_04]: NFL fan

[00:06:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Of the three of us

[00:06:23] [SPEAKER_04]: And that is just

[00:06:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Matt alive

[00:06:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:06:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Who I believe

[00:06:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Has found his quarterback

[00:06:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:06:28] [SPEAKER_04]: I believe so

[00:06:29] [SPEAKER_04]: I think the commanders

[00:06:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Are the real deal

[00:06:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Kicking four field goals

[00:06:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Would have beat the Broncos

[00:06:34] [SPEAKER_04]: But we couldn't do that

[00:06:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:06:36] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, you were so close

[00:06:37] [SPEAKER_02]: There was wind and rain

[00:06:39] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean

[00:06:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Whatever, dude

[00:06:40] [SPEAKER_04]: You can't lose to the Broncos

[00:06:42] [SPEAKER_04]: At home like that

[00:06:43] [SPEAKER_04]: No

[00:06:43] [SPEAKER_04]: You can't do it

[00:06:44] [SPEAKER_04]: You can't do it

[00:06:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Especially with Aaron Rodgers

[00:06:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:06:47] [SPEAKER_03]: I think he cried

[00:06:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Like, he put the towel

[00:06:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Over his head

[00:06:50] [SPEAKER_03]: At the end of the game

[00:06:50] [SPEAKER_03]: I think he was crying

[00:06:51] [SPEAKER_03]: And I'm not even being funny

[00:06:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Like, I think he was so upset

[00:06:53] [SPEAKER_03]: He better have been

[00:06:54] [SPEAKER_03]: He better have been

[00:06:55] [SPEAKER_03]: As a fan

[00:06:56] [SPEAKER_03]: He better have been

[00:06:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Fucking crying

[00:06:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but the weather

[00:06:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Was terrible

[00:06:59] [SPEAKER_02]: The weather was

[00:07:00] [SPEAKER_03]: You know what?

[00:07:01] [SPEAKER_04]: It's terrible for both teams

[00:07:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Because they're both there

[00:07:03] [SPEAKER_04]: So

[00:07:04] [SPEAKER_03]: You know

[00:07:04] [SPEAKER_03]: I kept

[00:07:05] [SPEAKER_03]: You know why I kept

[00:07:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Watching that game

[00:07:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Because it was a

[00:07:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Bullshit game to watch

[00:07:09] [SPEAKER_03]: And I would

[00:07:10] [SPEAKER_03]: It wasn't on here

[00:07:12] [SPEAKER_03]: It wasn't on?

[00:07:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Not where I live

[00:07:14] [SPEAKER_03]: No

[00:07:14] [SPEAKER_03]: It was on down here

[00:07:16] [SPEAKER_03]: It was on down here

[00:07:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Because the Dolphins

[00:07:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Played fucking Monday night

[00:07:18] [SPEAKER_03]: So I watched most of that game

[00:07:19] [SPEAKER_03]: And I kept flipping back and forth

[00:07:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Between that and the Eagles

[00:07:21] [SPEAKER_03]: But the commentators

[00:07:23] [SPEAKER_03]: I forget who it is

[00:07:23] [SPEAKER_03]: They kept talking about

[00:07:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Aaron Rodgers

[00:07:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Huge hands

[00:07:28] [SPEAKER_03]: He has huge hands

[00:07:29] [SPEAKER_03]: It doesn't matter that

[00:07:30] [SPEAKER_03]: It's raining

[00:07:30] [SPEAKER_03]: His hands are huge

[00:07:31] [SPEAKER_03]: His hands are so big

[00:07:33] [SPEAKER_03]: It doesn't matter what condition

[00:07:34] [SPEAKER_03]: He's in

[00:07:35] [SPEAKER_03]: He can make it work

[00:07:41] [SPEAKER_04]: That's awesome

[00:07:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe that's a new fantasy team name

[00:07:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Aaron Rodgers

[00:07:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Huge hands

[00:07:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Uh oh

[00:07:51] [SPEAKER_02]: I think I might have found

[00:07:53] [SPEAKER_02]: My

[00:07:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:07:53] [SPEAKER_06]: Rodgers

[00:07:54] [SPEAKER_03]: I always think about

[00:07:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Changing my fantasy name

[00:08:00] [SPEAKER_03]: But I've just been

[00:08:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Scrambles the Death Dealer

[00:08:02] [SPEAKER_03]: For so long

[00:08:03] [SPEAKER_03]: I just can't

[00:08:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:08:04] [SPEAKER_03]: I think about

[00:08:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Sometimes I'm like

[00:08:06] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm just going to name it

[00:08:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Herman Boone's Titans

[00:08:08] [SPEAKER_02]: And then

[00:08:09] [SPEAKER_02]: After

[00:08:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Matt Martin

[00:08:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Joined this league

[00:08:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Because he was

[00:08:14] [SPEAKER_02]: The original person

[00:08:15] [SPEAKER_02]: To call me

[00:08:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Punk rock

[00:08:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Al Borland

[00:08:19] [SPEAKER_02]: It's classic

[00:08:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:08:20] [SPEAKER_02]: And so

[00:08:20] [SPEAKER_02]: I just

[00:08:21] [SPEAKER_02]: When he joined the league

[00:08:22] [SPEAKER_02]: I was like

[00:08:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Matt Al live

[00:08:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah it's perfect

[00:08:25] [SPEAKER_02]: With the 80s picture

[00:08:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah

[00:08:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Hell yeah

[00:08:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Like yeah

[00:08:28] [SPEAKER_02]: It makes too much sense now

[00:08:31] [SPEAKER_02]: And I love

[00:08:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Ferris Bueller's Day Off

[00:08:33] [SPEAKER_04]: So I'm keeping my

[00:08:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Sausage Kings

[00:08:35] [SPEAKER_04]: And I love sausage

[00:08:39] [SPEAKER_02]: I used to change my name

[00:08:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Every year

[00:08:41] [SPEAKER_02]: But

[00:08:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:08:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Now I think

[00:08:43] [SPEAKER_02]: I finally found it

[00:08:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Still my

[00:08:45] [SPEAKER_02]: My favorite

[00:08:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Fantasy football name

[00:08:47] [SPEAKER_02]: That I came up with

[00:08:48] [SPEAKER_02]: At least

[00:08:49] [SPEAKER_02]: There's better ones

[00:08:50] [SPEAKER_02]: In the world

[00:08:50] [SPEAKER_02]: That other people

[00:08:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Have come up with

[00:08:52] [SPEAKER_02]: But remember when

[00:08:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Jimmy Garoppolo

[00:08:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Was like

[00:08:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Caught on video

[00:08:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Out on that date

[00:08:57] [SPEAKER_02]: With like the porn star

[00:08:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes

[00:08:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah she was in that

[00:09:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Real skimpy dress

[00:09:01] [SPEAKER_02]: And so I had the picture

[00:09:03] [SPEAKER_02]: At my logo

[00:09:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Was the picture

[00:09:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Of them sitting out

[00:09:06] [SPEAKER_02]: At dinner

[00:09:07] [SPEAKER_02]: And my team name

[00:09:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Was Jimmy G's

[00:09:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Giant D's

[00:09:14] [SPEAKER_06]: Nice

[00:09:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:09:16] [SPEAKER_06]: Fuck that guy

[00:09:18] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah

[00:09:20] [SPEAKER_03]: You can be handsome

[00:09:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Or you can be talented

[00:09:21] [SPEAKER_03]: You can't be both

[00:09:22] [SPEAKER_03]: I know

[00:09:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Fuck him

[00:09:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:09:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Save some for the rest of us

[00:09:25] [SPEAKER_03]: We should be back

[00:09:27] [SPEAKER_03]: In that Italian American

[00:09:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Doing great things

[00:09:29] [SPEAKER_03]: In this country

[00:09:29] [SPEAKER_03]: But

[00:09:30] [SPEAKER_03]: No

[00:09:30] [SPEAKER_03]: It's not

[00:09:32] [SPEAKER_03]: You know what's

[00:09:32] [SPEAKER_02]: You know what's crazy

[00:09:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Where even is he

[00:09:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Jimmy G

[00:09:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah where is he

[00:09:37] [SPEAKER_02]: That's a good question

[00:09:38] [SPEAKER_02]: With the Rams

[00:09:39] [SPEAKER_02]: He's just injured

[00:09:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah he should be

[00:09:42] [SPEAKER_02]: The Rams backup

[00:09:42] [SPEAKER_02]: At some point

[00:09:44] [SPEAKER_02]: This season

[00:09:44] [SPEAKER_02]: He may be out

[00:09:45] [SPEAKER_02]: For the whole season

[00:09:46] [SPEAKER_02]: But yeah

[00:09:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Joe Flacco coming in

[00:09:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Tearing shit up

[00:09:49] [SPEAKER_04]: For the Colts

[00:09:49] [SPEAKER_04]: I know they should

[00:09:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Richardson was

[00:09:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Ageless wonder

[00:09:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Hot pile of garbage

[00:09:54] [SPEAKER_02]: I just

[00:09:54] [SPEAKER_02]: You don't take

[00:09:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Florida quarterbacks

[00:09:58] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like

[00:09:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Two seasons

[00:09:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Two seasons in a row

[00:10:01] [SPEAKER_02]: With Flacco

[00:10:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah I know

[00:10:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Like why

[00:10:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Why is this dude

[00:10:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Not a starting quarterback

[00:10:06] [SPEAKER_02]: In the NFL still

[00:10:06] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah

[00:10:07] [SPEAKER_06]: Fucking telling you

[00:10:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah like

[00:10:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Why does everybody

[00:10:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Keep signing him

[00:10:10] [SPEAKER_02]: As a backup

[00:10:10] [SPEAKER_02]: The motherfuckers

[00:10:12] [SPEAKER_02]: The modern day

[00:10:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Test of birdie

[00:10:14] [SPEAKER_06]: Yes

[00:10:16] [SPEAKER_02]: He is

[00:10:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Joe Flacco

[00:10:19] [SPEAKER_03]: The fail safe dude

[00:10:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Gonna play

[00:10:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Until he's like

[00:10:21] [SPEAKER_02]: 63 years old

[00:10:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Reliable

[00:10:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:10:23] [SPEAKER_03]: That's what

[00:10:24] [SPEAKER_03]: One or two more years

[00:10:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Old is that guy

[00:10:27] [SPEAKER_02]: He's gotta be 40

[00:10:28] [SPEAKER_04]: He's gotta be

[00:10:29] [SPEAKER_02]: He's gotta be 40

[00:10:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Let me use my

[00:10:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Google machine

[00:10:32] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean Aaron Rodgers

[00:10:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Is 40

[00:10:33] [SPEAKER_02]: So maybe he's not 40

[00:10:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Aaron Rodgers is 40

[00:10:37] [SPEAKER_02]: And I think

[00:10:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Rodgers has been in the league

[00:10:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Longer than fucking

[00:10:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Flacco

[00:10:42] [SPEAKER_04]: That's crazy

[00:10:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Flacco's 39

[00:10:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah okay

[00:10:45] [SPEAKER_04]: He'll be 40 in January

[00:10:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Well yeah

[00:10:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Rodgers is 40

[00:10:49] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm pretty sure

[00:10:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Pretty sure

[00:10:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's see

[00:10:52] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm actually really happy

[00:10:53] [SPEAKER_03]: I was really happy

[00:10:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Last season

[00:10:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Seeing like headlines

[00:10:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Of like Joe Flacco

[00:10:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Taking the Browns

[00:10:58] [SPEAKER_03]: To the playoffs

[00:10:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh

[00:10:59] [SPEAKER_02]: That shit was crazy

[00:11:00] [SPEAKER_02]: I thought that was cool as fuck

[00:11:02] [SPEAKER_02]: And then they had to go

[00:11:03] [SPEAKER_02]: And then they had to go to Watson

[00:11:04] [SPEAKER_02]: And now they suck

[00:11:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:11:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Rodgers is 40

[00:11:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Rodgers will be 41

[00:11:08] [SPEAKER_04]: In December

[00:11:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:11:10] [SPEAKER_03]: So he's 40

[00:11:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:11:12] [SPEAKER_03]: You think

[00:11:13] [SPEAKER_03]: You think Watson

[00:11:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Went to some of Diddy's parties

[00:11:16] [SPEAKER_03]: I think Watson

[00:11:17] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean

[00:11:18] [SPEAKER_03]: He threw

[00:11:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Was the

[00:11:21] [SPEAKER_04]: I think

[00:11:22] [SPEAKER_04]: I think

[00:11:23] [SPEAKER_04]: I think Diddy was the

[00:11:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Top

[00:11:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Watson

[00:11:26] [SPEAKER_04]: On the bottom

[00:11:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Of some

[00:11:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Some parties

[00:11:31] [SPEAKER_03]: That's a man

[00:11:32] [SPEAKER_03]: That's a man that likes

[00:11:32] [SPEAKER_03]: His butt stuff

[00:11:35] [SPEAKER_02]: That's crazy

[00:11:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Like

[00:11:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Did you see that shit

[00:11:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Where

[00:11:39] [SPEAKER_02]: They said

[00:11:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Somebody

[00:11:41] [SPEAKER_02]: It was like

[00:11:41] [SPEAKER_02]: One of his lawyers

[00:11:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Or something

[00:11:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Said oh no

[00:11:43] [SPEAKER_02]: No

[00:11:43] [SPEAKER_02]: It's just there

[00:11:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Because he buys it

[00:11:45] [SPEAKER_02]: In bulk

[00:11:45] [SPEAKER_02]: From Costco

[00:11:46] [SPEAKER_02]: And Costco

[00:11:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Was like

[00:11:47] [SPEAKER_02]: The fuck they do

[00:11:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:11:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Costco came out

[00:11:49] [SPEAKER_02]: With an official statement

[00:11:50] [SPEAKER_02]: It was like

[00:11:50] [SPEAKER_02]: We do not

[00:11:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Wait what

[00:11:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Bulk

[00:11:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay

[00:11:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh lube

[00:11:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Lube in bulk

[00:11:54] [SPEAKER_02]: That's what his lawyer said

[00:11:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh baby oil

[00:11:57] [SPEAKER_04]: That's so funny

[00:11:58] [SPEAKER_04]: It was a baby oil

[00:11:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah we like

[00:11:59] [SPEAKER_02]: And Costco

[00:12:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Was like

[00:12:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Hell no

[00:12:02] [SPEAKER_02]: You're not bringing us

[00:12:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Into this

[00:12:03] [SPEAKER_02]: We don't fucking

[00:12:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Sell that shit

[00:12:04] [SPEAKER_02]: In bulk

[00:12:05] [SPEAKER_02]: That's fucking funny

[00:12:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Instantly too

[00:12:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:12:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Like it was an official

[00:12:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Statement by them

[00:12:09] [SPEAKER_02]: That was like

[00:12:10] [SPEAKER_02]: You are not dragging us

[00:12:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Into this shit

[00:12:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Good for that man

[00:12:12] [SPEAKER_02]: That's hilarious

[00:12:13] [SPEAKER_02]: That's so funny

[00:12:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:12:16] [SPEAKER_02]: That dude had

[00:12:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Fucking like

[00:12:18] [SPEAKER_02]: What equated to like

[00:12:19] [SPEAKER_02]: 20 bottles of

[00:12:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Fucking baby oil

[00:12:22] [SPEAKER_02]: In every room

[00:12:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Of the house

[00:12:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Who needs to be

[00:12:26] [SPEAKER_02]: That greasy

[00:12:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Seriously

[00:12:27] [SPEAKER_02]: And they found like

[00:12:29] [SPEAKER_02]: 200 sex toys too

[00:12:30] [SPEAKER_02]: All throughout the house

[00:12:32] [SPEAKER_04]: There's no way

[00:12:33] [SPEAKER_04]: To explain yourself

[00:12:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Out of baby oil

[00:12:35] [SPEAKER_04]: In every room

[00:12:35] [SPEAKER_02]: And sex toys

[00:12:37] [SPEAKER_02]: And baby oil

[00:12:38] [SPEAKER_02]: In like

[00:12:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Every room

[00:12:39] [SPEAKER_02]: In the fucking house

[00:12:39] [SPEAKER_03]: My elbows get ashy

[00:12:43] [SPEAKER_03]: When you're doing what

[00:12:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Exactly

[00:12:47] [SPEAKER_06]: That's awesome

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[00:13:47] [SPEAKER_04]: That's the fucking

[00:13:49] [SPEAKER_04]: He's the black

[00:13:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Fucking Epstein

[00:13:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:13:51] [SPEAKER_04]: 100%

[00:13:52] [SPEAKER_02]: For the music industry

[00:13:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:13:55] [SPEAKER_02]: For the hip hop industry

[00:13:56] [SPEAKER_02]: And like R&B industry

[00:13:58] [SPEAKER_02]: More specifically

[00:13:58] [SPEAKER_02]: But yes

[00:13:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Did you guys talk

[00:14:01] [SPEAKER_03]: You guys have done

[00:14:01] [SPEAKER_03]: A podcast since last time

[00:14:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Matt and I

[00:14:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Did a podcast

[00:14:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Or Ron and I

[00:14:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Did a podcast right

[00:14:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes

[00:14:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:14:08] [SPEAKER_02]: We've done

[00:14:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:14:08] [SPEAKER_02]: We've done a few

[00:14:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:14:10] [SPEAKER_02]: I think

[00:14:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Three specifically

[00:14:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Did you guys bring up

[00:14:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Did you guys bring up

[00:14:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Sleepytime

[00:14:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh no

[00:14:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Well kind of

[00:14:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Well a little bit

[00:14:17] [SPEAKER_04]: A little bit

[00:14:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Not enough

[00:14:19] [SPEAKER_04]: So go ahead

[00:14:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Bring up Sleepytime

[00:14:20] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean it's amazing

[00:14:22] [SPEAKER_03]: That

[00:14:23] [SPEAKER_03]: It's amazing that

[00:14:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Matt was here

[00:14:25] [SPEAKER_03]: And has showed up on time

[00:14:26] [SPEAKER_03]: And has his eyes open

[00:14:28] [SPEAKER_03]: You know

[00:14:29] [SPEAKER_03]: I was expecting

[00:14:30] [SPEAKER_02]: You know what's fucked up

[00:14:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Is I was super excited

[00:14:33] [SPEAKER_02]: About that night too

[00:14:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Because I even texted you

[00:14:35] [SPEAKER_02]: The day before

[00:14:37] [SPEAKER_02]: I know

[00:14:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:14:39] [SPEAKER_02]: I fucking

[00:14:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Dude

[00:14:40] [SPEAKER_02]: I

[00:14:41] [SPEAKER_04]: That's why I was worried

[00:14:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Because I was like

[00:14:43] [SPEAKER_04]: I talked to him today

[00:14:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Like three hours ago

[00:14:46] [SPEAKER_04]: And he's super stoked

[00:14:47] [SPEAKER_04]: This is one of our favorite episodes

[00:14:49] [SPEAKER_04]: To do every year

[00:14:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Right with like the pumpkin beer episode

[00:14:51] [SPEAKER_04]: And the fucking best

[00:14:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Albums of the year

[00:14:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Is like the NFL picks

[00:14:55] [SPEAKER_04]: I was like

[00:14:56] [SPEAKER_04]: He might be in jail

[00:14:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Because he's blasting RKL

[00:14:58] [SPEAKER_04]: And he was

[00:14:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Telling me his neighbors

[00:15:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Are pissed off

[00:15:01] [SPEAKER_03]: It's no lie

[00:15:02] [SPEAKER_03]: It's no lie

[00:15:02] [SPEAKER_03]: We went from like

[00:15:03] [SPEAKER_03]: He's probably okay

[00:15:04] [SPEAKER_03]: To oh my god

[00:15:05] [SPEAKER_03]: He's dead in a gutter

[00:15:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Somewhere

[00:15:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Like really fast

[00:15:08] [SPEAKER_02]: It was just

[00:15:09] [SPEAKER_02]: It was just the college kids

[00:15:10] [SPEAKER_02]: That were pissed

[00:15:11] [SPEAKER_02]: So it wasn't neighbors

[00:15:12] [SPEAKER_02]: That matter

[00:15:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay

[00:15:12] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah

[00:15:13] [SPEAKER_02]: But I was blasting RKL

[00:15:15] [SPEAKER_02]: On the deck

[00:15:15] [SPEAKER_02]: As you should

[00:15:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Drinking White Claws

[00:15:18] [SPEAKER_02]: As everyone should

[00:15:19] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah

[00:15:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:15:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Because the college kids

[00:15:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Blast fucking music

[00:15:21] [SPEAKER_02]: That you can hear

[00:15:21] [SPEAKER_02]: All throughout the neighborhood

[00:15:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Not just like my block

[00:15:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Like literally

[00:15:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Like blocks and blocks

[00:15:26] [SPEAKER_02]: So they're like

[00:15:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Fuck them

[00:15:28] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm ruining their fucking party

[00:15:30] [SPEAKER_02]: And the world always needs

[00:15:31] [SPEAKER_02]: More RKL

[00:15:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:15:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Who doesn't like RKL

[00:15:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:15:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Losers

[00:15:35] [SPEAKER_02]: That's who

[00:15:36] [SPEAKER_06]: Losers

[00:15:38] [SPEAKER_04]: I packed for LA tomorrow

[00:15:40] [SPEAKER_04]: And I packed my RKL hat

[00:15:43] [SPEAKER_04]: I will be wearing that

[00:15:44] [SPEAKER_04]: At the shows

[00:15:45] [SPEAKER_04]: The final new effects shows

[00:15:46] [SPEAKER_04]: This weekend

[00:15:46] [SPEAKER_02]: I have my RKL shirt on

[00:15:48] [SPEAKER_02]: That's crazy

[00:15:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Hell yeah

[00:15:51] [SPEAKER_02]: But the

[00:15:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:15:53] [SPEAKER_02]: So I like

[00:15:54] [SPEAKER_02]: You know

[00:15:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Turned that shit off

[00:15:55] [SPEAKER_02]: And I was like

[00:15:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay

[00:15:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Got a podcast

[00:15:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Came inside

[00:15:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Fucking

[00:15:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Got everything ready

[00:16:01] [SPEAKER_02]: And it was like

[00:16:02] [SPEAKER_02]: You know

[00:16:03] [SPEAKER_02]: 7.15

[00:16:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Or whatever time

[00:16:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Whatever time

[00:16:05] [SPEAKER_02]: We were doing it

[00:16:07] [SPEAKER_02]: You know

[00:16:08] [SPEAKER_02]: It was like 45 minutes

[00:16:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Until

[00:16:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Well probably 30 minutes

[00:16:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Sends the email out

[00:16:12] [SPEAKER_02]: I sat down on the couch

[00:16:14] [SPEAKER_02]: And cracked a White Claw

[00:16:15] [SPEAKER_02]: And that's the last thing

[00:16:17] [SPEAKER_02]: I remember

[00:16:17] [SPEAKER_02]: That makes it way worse

[00:16:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Crack a White Claw

[00:16:20] [SPEAKER_04]: You fucking

[00:16:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Hard claws

[00:16:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Were my drink

[00:16:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Of choice

[00:16:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Dude

[00:16:33] [SPEAKER_03]: I can't

[00:16:34] [SPEAKER_03]: I can't knock that

[00:16:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Fucking

[00:16:36] [SPEAKER_03]: White Claw and vodka

[00:16:37] [SPEAKER_03]: That was my shit

[00:16:38] [SPEAKER_03]: When I was drinking

[00:16:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Yep

[00:16:41] [SPEAKER_02]: I went White Claws

[00:16:42] [SPEAKER_02]: That day

[00:16:42] [SPEAKER_02]: And it

[00:16:43] [SPEAKER_02]: It forced me

[00:16:44] [SPEAKER_02]: To sleep

[00:16:47] [SPEAKER_02]: The Caucasian

[00:16:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Claw

[00:16:50] [SPEAKER_02]: That was

[00:16:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Was that a Sunday

[00:16:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Was there football

[00:16:53] [SPEAKER_02]: That day

[00:16:54] [SPEAKER_03]: It was like

[00:16:55] [SPEAKER_03]: The date

[00:16:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Wasn't it like

[00:16:56] [SPEAKER_03]: The day before

[00:16:57] [SPEAKER_03]: The season started

[00:16:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:16:58] [SPEAKER_03]: It wasn't

[00:16:59] [SPEAKER_03]: I think it was

[00:17:00] [SPEAKER_03]: The Wednesday

[00:17:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Before the Thursday

[00:17:01] [SPEAKER_03]: There it is

[00:17:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Right on Wednesday

[00:17:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah that's right

[00:17:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Cause I think

[00:17:04] [SPEAKER_02]: I was like

[00:17:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Home from work

[00:17:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Early or something

[00:17:06] [SPEAKER_02]: And sat out on the deck

[00:17:07] [SPEAKER_02]: And blasted some shit

[00:17:10] [SPEAKER_03]: You told yourself

[00:17:11] [SPEAKER_03]: That fatal lie

[00:17:12] [SPEAKER_03]: That I told myself

[00:17:13] [SPEAKER_03]: In the mornings

[00:17:13] [SPEAKER_03]: At 2.30 sometimes

[00:17:14] [SPEAKER_03]: I can just close my eyes

[00:17:16] [SPEAKER_03]: For one second

[00:17:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Yep

[00:17:17] [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't even do that

[00:17:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Like I didn't even

[00:17:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Like sit back

[00:17:19] [SPEAKER_02]: And be like

[00:17:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Ah

[00:17:20] [SPEAKER_02]: I like

[00:17:21] [SPEAKER_02]: I just remember

[00:17:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Sitting down and cracking

[00:17:22] [SPEAKER_02]: And being like

[00:17:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Alright cool

[00:17:23] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm ready

[00:17:24] [SPEAKER_02]: And then

[00:17:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Nothing

[00:17:26] [SPEAKER_02]: That's it

[00:17:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:17:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah any other episode

[00:17:29] [SPEAKER_04]: I would have been like

[00:17:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Or any other guest

[00:17:31] [SPEAKER_04]: I would have been like

[00:17:32] [SPEAKER_04]: He fucking fell asleep

[00:17:34] [SPEAKER_04]: But this one

[00:17:34] [SPEAKER_04]: I was like

[00:17:35] [SPEAKER_04]: There's no

[00:17:35] [SPEAKER_04]: I was like

[00:17:35] [SPEAKER_04]: There's no way

[00:17:36] [SPEAKER_04]: He fell asleep

[00:17:36] [SPEAKER_04]: For the fucking

[00:17:37] [SPEAKER_04]: NFL prediction

[00:17:38] [SPEAKER_04]: There's no fucking way

[00:17:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Like there's no way

[00:17:40] [SPEAKER_04]: He's in jail

[00:17:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Or fighting his neighbors

[00:17:45] [SPEAKER_02]: My slight

[00:17:46] [SPEAKER_02]: My slight narcolepsy

[00:17:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Got me on that one

[00:17:51] [SPEAKER_02]: It sucks too

[00:17:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Cause I

[00:17:53] [SPEAKER_02]: When I woke up

[00:17:53] [SPEAKER_02]: On the couch

[00:17:54] [SPEAKER_02]: I opened my eyes

[00:17:55] [SPEAKER_02]: And it was dark outside

[00:17:56] [SPEAKER_02]: And like

[00:17:57] [SPEAKER_02]: I did like

[00:17:58] [SPEAKER_02]: The Dave Chappelle thing

[00:17:59] [SPEAKER_02]: I was like

[00:18:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Fuck

[00:18:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Well

[00:18:07] [SPEAKER_03]: If it makes you feel good

[00:18:09] [SPEAKER_03]: We were worried about you

[00:18:10] [SPEAKER_03]: A little bit

[00:18:11] [SPEAKER_04]: We were

[00:18:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah thanks

[00:18:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Within reason

[00:18:14] [SPEAKER_04]: And both of our picks

[00:18:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Are complete shit

[00:18:16] [SPEAKER_04]: So

[00:18:17] [SPEAKER_04]: It's better you weren't there

[00:18:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god

[00:18:20] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think mine

[00:18:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Are gonna be much better

[00:18:22] [SPEAKER_02]: At this point

[00:18:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Ross

[00:18:23] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean if you would have

[00:18:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Guessed

[00:18:25] [SPEAKER_03]: If you would have

[00:18:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Picked the commanders

[00:18:26] [SPEAKER_03]: For anything

[00:18:27] [SPEAKER_03]: You're doing way better

[00:18:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Than

[00:18:29] [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't

[00:18:29] [SPEAKER_02]: I picked the Eagles

[00:18:31] [SPEAKER_02]: I believe

[00:18:32] [SPEAKER_02]: To win

[00:18:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh that's rough right now

[00:18:35] [SPEAKER_03]: But AJ

[00:18:36] [SPEAKER_03]: AJ and Smitty is out

[00:18:37] [SPEAKER_03]: When they get their receivers back

[00:18:39] [SPEAKER_03]: It'll be a little different

[00:18:40] [SPEAKER_03]: But man

[00:18:41] [SPEAKER_03]: That team's rough

[00:18:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Too

[00:18:42] [SPEAKER_03]: It's rough right now

[00:18:43] [SPEAKER_02]: I just

[00:18:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Jalen Hurts

[00:18:45] [SPEAKER_02]: I think

[00:18:45] [SPEAKER_02]: I think Hurts has been solved

[00:18:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe so

[00:18:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe

[00:18:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I think more even

[00:18:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe even Sirianni

[00:18:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:18:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe

[00:18:53] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean

[00:18:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Sirianni's always been

[00:18:56] [SPEAKER_02]: That dude to me

[00:18:57] [SPEAKER_02]: It just feels like

[00:18:58] [SPEAKER_02]: He's been having a lot of luck

[00:19:00] [SPEAKER_02]: And his luck's running out

[00:19:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:19:02] [SPEAKER_02]: But Hurts is being solved

[00:19:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Like Hurts isn't

[00:19:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Fast enough

[00:19:06] [SPEAKER_02]: And quick enough

[00:19:06] [SPEAKER_02]: To like

[00:19:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Like he's fast

[00:19:08] [SPEAKER_02]: But he's not like

[00:19:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Quick enough

[00:19:11] [SPEAKER_02]: To

[00:19:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Use his legs

[00:19:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Really anymore

[00:19:14] [SPEAKER_02]: He's no Jaden Daniels

[00:19:15] [SPEAKER_02]: No he's not

[00:19:16] [SPEAKER_02]: No dude

[00:19:17] [SPEAKER_02]: That kid's

[00:19:17] [SPEAKER_02]: That motherfucker is good

[00:19:19] [SPEAKER_02]: That kid is something else

[00:19:20] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean Hurts

[00:19:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Don't get me wrong

[00:19:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Hurts is good

[00:19:23] [SPEAKER_02]: You know

[00:19:23] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm an Eagles hater

[00:19:24] [SPEAKER_02]: So but

[00:19:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Hurts is a good quarterback

[00:19:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Obviously he's gonna be

[00:19:27] [SPEAKER_02]: In the NFL

[00:19:28] [SPEAKER_02]: For a little while

[00:19:28] [SPEAKER_02]: But like

[00:19:30] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think

[00:19:31] [SPEAKER_02]: There's a lot of

[00:19:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Question marks

[00:19:32] [SPEAKER_02]: For him

[00:19:33] [SPEAKER_02]: For defenses anymore

[00:19:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Where there was

[00:19:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Probably leading up

[00:19:36] [SPEAKER_02]: To last year

[00:19:36] [SPEAKER_02]: And there stopped

[00:19:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Kind of being

[00:19:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Question marks

[00:19:39] [SPEAKER_02]: With him

[00:19:40] [SPEAKER_02]: And NFL defenses

[00:19:42] [SPEAKER_02]: You know

[00:19:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:19:43] [SPEAKER_02]: You're an Eagles

[00:19:44] [SPEAKER_02]: But I feel like

[00:19:45] [SPEAKER_04]: You're also very fair

[00:19:46] [SPEAKER_04]: When it comes to

[00:19:48] [SPEAKER_04]: There's

[00:19:48] [SPEAKER_04]: There's people who

[00:19:49] [SPEAKER_04]: There's like

[00:19:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Fans that just can't

[00:19:51] [SPEAKER_02]: I can talk shit

[00:19:52] [SPEAKER_02]: And then I can be

[00:19:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Like level-headed

[00:19:54] [SPEAKER_02]: About

[00:19:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah exactly

[00:19:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Exactly

[00:19:55] [SPEAKER_02]: You know

[00:19:56] [SPEAKER_02]: You know the real deal

[00:19:57] [SPEAKER_03]: You're not just like

[00:19:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:19:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Because you're actually

[00:19:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Like backing it up

[00:19:59] [SPEAKER_03]: You're not like

[00:20:00] [SPEAKER_03]: I heard his mom's fat

[00:20:01] [SPEAKER_03]: He sucks

[00:20:02] [SPEAKER_03]: You know

[00:20:03] [SPEAKER_03]: That's how

[00:20:04] [SPEAKER_03]: That's how I argue

[00:20:05] [SPEAKER_03]: You actually put like

[00:20:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Points behind it

[00:20:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Like see

[00:20:08] [SPEAKER_02]: I can be really level-headed

[00:20:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Sometimes

[00:20:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Like

[00:20:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Like Dallas this season

[00:20:12] [SPEAKER_02]: They fucking suck

[00:20:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Terrible

[00:20:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:20:15] [SPEAKER_02]: And that's me being

[00:20:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Level-headed

[00:20:18] [SPEAKER_02]: They're fucking

[00:20:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Terrible

[00:20:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Terrible

[00:20:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:20:20] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean the fucking

[00:20:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Giants game

[00:20:22] [SPEAKER_03]: A run for their money

[00:20:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah I know

[00:20:24] [SPEAKER_02]: The Giants almost beat them

[00:20:25] [SPEAKER_03]: But that kid

[00:20:26] [SPEAKER_03]: What's that kid

[00:20:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh Malik Neighbors

[00:20:27] [SPEAKER_03]: That kid's the truth

[00:20:29] [SPEAKER_03]: He's legit

[00:20:30] [SPEAKER_03]: But didn't he get injured

[00:20:30] [SPEAKER_03]: In that game

[00:20:31] [SPEAKER_03]: I think so

[00:20:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh real quick

[00:20:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Before I forget

[00:20:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Dude did anyone watch

[00:20:36] [SPEAKER_03]: That Georgia Alabama game

[00:20:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes

[00:20:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god

[00:20:39] [SPEAKER_03]: So good

[00:20:39] [SPEAKER_03]: That kid

[00:20:40] [SPEAKER_03]: What's that 17 year old's name

[00:20:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Mike Williams or something

[00:20:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes

[00:20:43] [SPEAKER_03]: True freshman

[00:20:44] [SPEAKER_03]: He's fucking 17

[00:20:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:20:45] [SPEAKER_03]: That dude doesn't run

[00:20:46] [SPEAKER_03]: And juke

[00:20:47] [SPEAKER_03]: He fucking floats

[00:20:49] [SPEAKER_03]: He's amazing

[00:20:49] [SPEAKER_03]: I've never seen

[00:20:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Anything like it before

[00:20:52] [SPEAKER_03]: He like

[00:20:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Fucking levitates

[00:20:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Dude

[00:20:54] [SPEAKER_03]: If you go back

[00:20:54] [SPEAKER_03]: And watch that one

[00:20:55] [SPEAKER_03]: That last touchdown

[00:20:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Pass dude

[00:20:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:20:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Alabama

[00:20:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Alabama

[00:20:59] [SPEAKER_03]: It was

[00:21:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Fucking crazy

[00:21:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Wide receiver

[00:21:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:21:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Fucking amazing

[00:21:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Crazy

[00:21:05] [SPEAKER_03]: 17 years old

[00:21:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Just amazing

[00:21:08] [SPEAKER_04]: I also want to give a shout

[00:21:09] [SPEAKER_04]: To Kentucky Wildcats

[00:21:10] [SPEAKER_04]: For going and

[00:21:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Fucking

[00:21:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Cause fuck Lane Kiffin

[00:21:13] [SPEAKER_04]: And I just

[00:21:14] [SPEAKER_04]: There's something about Lane Kiffin

[00:21:15] [SPEAKER_04]: I just don't like

[00:21:17] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm sure I'm not the only one

[00:21:18] [SPEAKER_04]: But

[00:21:19] [SPEAKER_04]: It's that fucking name

[00:21:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe

[00:21:21] [SPEAKER_04]: And it's just his face

[00:21:23] [SPEAKER_04]: I always want to punch him

[00:21:23] [SPEAKER_04]: In the fucking taint

[00:21:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Every time I see his face

[00:21:25] [SPEAKER_02]: How old was he

[00:21:26] [SPEAKER_02]: When he got that head coaching job

[00:21:28] [SPEAKER_02]: The first time

[00:21:28] [SPEAKER_02]: And he always was in his 20s

[00:21:29] [SPEAKER_02]: But he was like

[00:21:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Was he the youngest NFL coach

[00:21:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes ever

[00:21:33] [SPEAKER_04]: He still is

[00:21:33] [SPEAKER_04]: He was like 28

[00:21:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Or something

[00:21:35] [SPEAKER_04]: That was the Raiders

[00:21:35] [SPEAKER_04]: That was back when

[00:21:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Cause that was their owner

[00:21:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Was still alive

[00:21:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Their original owner

[00:21:38] [SPEAKER_04]: He wasn't the creepy dude

[00:21:40] [SPEAKER_04]: With the fucking haircut

[00:21:41] [SPEAKER_04]: The son

[00:21:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:21:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:21:45] [SPEAKER_02]: First of all

[00:21:45] [SPEAKER_04]: How does that

[00:21:46] [SPEAKER_04]: How does that dude

[00:21:48] [SPEAKER_04]: I guess if you're

[00:21:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Constantly getting blowjobs

[00:21:50] [SPEAKER_04]: From hot chicks

[00:21:51] [SPEAKER_04]: It doesn't matter

[00:21:51] [SPEAKER_04]: You can keep your hair

[00:21:53] [SPEAKER_04]: However you want

[00:21:54] [SPEAKER_04]: That's the ugliest dude

[00:21:55] [SPEAKER_04]: I've ever seen in my life

[00:21:56] [SPEAKER_04]: And his hair

[00:21:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Makes him 10 times uglier

[00:21:59] [SPEAKER_04]: It's so much worse

[00:21:59] [SPEAKER_04]: He must be

[00:22:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Banging fucking hot chicks

[00:22:01] [SPEAKER_04]: He's the owner of their

[00:22:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Fucking Raiders

[00:22:03] [SPEAKER_04]: So whatever

[00:22:03] [SPEAKER_04]: I guess it's

[00:22:04] [SPEAKER_04]: He's gotta be doing that

[00:22:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Ironically

[00:22:06] [SPEAKER_04]: He has

[00:22:06] [SPEAKER_03]: I think he's one of these dudes

[00:22:09] [SPEAKER_03]: With like a huge forehead

[00:22:10] [SPEAKER_03]: And he's like

[00:22:11] [SPEAKER_03]: All my hair has to

[00:22:12] [SPEAKER_03]: All my hair has to go forward

[00:22:14] [SPEAKER_03]: So

[00:22:14] [SPEAKER_03]: And

[00:22:15] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like a ball cut

[00:22:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Where it stops

[00:22:17] [SPEAKER_03]: He's got dude

[00:22:19] [SPEAKER_03]: He's like 6 inches

[00:22:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Of forehead behind that

[00:22:21] [SPEAKER_04]: It's the creep

[00:22:22] [SPEAKER_04]: He looks

[00:22:23] [SPEAKER_04]: He looks like

[00:22:24] [SPEAKER_04]: When

[00:22:27] [SPEAKER_04]: What's that

[00:22:28] [SPEAKER_04]: What's that movie

[00:22:29] [SPEAKER_04]: With

[00:22:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Fuck

[00:22:30] [SPEAKER_04]: I can't think of any

[00:22:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Mass

[00:22:37] [SPEAKER_04]: I can't think of

[00:22:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Literally one name

[00:22:41] [SPEAKER_04]: It's the movie

[00:22:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Where they go to Vietnam

[00:22:43] [SPEAKER_04]: They pretend they're making a movie

[00:22:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh

[00:22:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Fucking Tropic Thunder

[00:22:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Tropic Thunder

[00:22:49] [SPEAKER_04]: When what's his name

[00:22:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Dresses up as the retarded guy

[00:22:51] [SPEAKER_04]: To reenact it

[00:22:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Simple Jack

[00:22:54] [SPEAKER_04]: He looks like

[00:22:55] [SPEAKER_04]: He has a Simple Jack haircut

[00:22:56] [SPEAKER_04]: He looks like Simple Jack

[00:22:58] [SPEAKER_02]: He does

[00:22:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Like straight up Simple Jack

[00:23:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:23:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:23:01] [SPEAKER_02]: But it's more like

[00:23:02] [SPEAKER_02]: But it's more like

[00:23:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Creepy

[00:23:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Creepy Dutch doll

[00:23:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Simple Jack

[00:23:07] [SPEAKER_02]: But he's not retarded

[00:23:08] [SPEAKER_04]: So he shouldn't have that haircut

[00:23:10] [SPEAKER_03]: He doesn't even

[00:23:12] [SPEAKER_03]: He doesn't even look good

[00:23:13] [SPEAKER_03]: For a burn victim

[00:23:14] [SPEAKER_03]: I think

[00:23:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Like if he was

[00:23:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Like if he was a burn victim

[00:23:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Like

[00:23:19] [SPEAKER_02]: He doesn't even look good

[00:23:23] [SPEAKER_02]: See this is why

[00:23:24] [SPEAKER_02]: I think he does it on purpose

[00:23:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Because like

[00:23:27] [SPEAKER_02]: When you're that fucking

[00:23:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Like gnarly looking

[00:23:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Just go all out

[00:23:31] [SPEAKER_02]: What do you have to do?

[00:23:33] [SPEAKER_02]: So man

[00:23:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe he's like

[00:23:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe he's like

[00:23:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Takes pictures of himself

[00:23:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Getting blown by all these models

[00:23:37] [SPEAKER_04]: He's like

[00:23:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Look how I look

[00:23:38] [SPEAKER_04]: And look where my dick is right now

[00:23:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:23:41] [SPEAKER_04]: That's fucking winning

[00:23:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh

[00:23:47] [SPEAKER_04]: My head looks like this

[00:23:49] [SPEAKER_04]: And my dick is in this chick's mouth

[00:23:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Winning

[00:23:55] [SPEAKER_04]: He's the creepiest looking motherfucker

[00:23:57] [SPEAKER_04]: On the planet

[00:23:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Not in the NFL

[00:23:59] [SPEAKER_04]: On the planet

[00:24:00] [SPEAKER_04]: On the planet

[00:24:00] [SPEAKER_02]: It's terrible

[00:24:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Terrible

[00:24:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Which is crazy

[00:24:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Because if you look at his dad

[00:24:03] [SPEAKER_02]: And you look at him

[00:24:04] [SPEAKER_02]: You're like

[00:24:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Man fucking like

[00:24:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Al Davis was like

[00:24:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Superstar fabulous

[00:24:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah

[00:24:09] [SPEAKER_02]: He was rad

[00:24:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:24:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Like yeah

[00:24:10] [SPEAKER_02]: And you're like

[00:24:11] [SPEAKER_02]: They look nothing alike

[00:24:13] [SPEAKER_04]: No

[00:24:15] [SPEAKER_04]: No

[00:24:16] [SPEAKER_04]: He's fucking simple jack

[00:24:17] [SPEAKER_04]: He's

[00:24:22] [SPEAKER_04]: What

[00:24:23] [SPEAKER_04]: What the fuck

[00:24:24] [SPEAKER_04]: He was looking for a burn victim

[00:24:26] [SPEAKER_04]: I can't wait to use that one day

[00:24:30] [SPEAKER_03]: You know

[00:24:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Or you're like

[00:24:32] [SPEAKER_03]: You know that poor lady

[00:24:33] [SPEAKER_03]: That got her face ripped off

[00:24:34] [SPEAKER_03]: By the monkey

[00:24:35] [SPEAKER_04]: By the chimp

[00:24:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:24:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:24:37] [SPEAKER_03]: That chimp's name was actually Travis

[00:24:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Which I

[00:24:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Was it really

[00:24:40] [SPEAKER_03]: It was

[00:24:41] [SPEAKER_03]: The chimp's name was Travis

[00:24:42] [SPEAKER_03]: But like

[00:24:44] [SPEAKER_03]: You know how like

[00:24:45] [SPEAKER_03]: The skin

[00:24:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Her skin tone

[00:24:46] [SPEAKER_03]: After like all the reconstruction

[00:24:48] [SPEAKER_03]: It has like that

[00:24:49] [SPEAKER_03]: It's weird

[00:24:49] [SPEAKER_03]: And strange and blotchy

[00:24:50] [SPEAKER_03]: He like has those characteristics

[00:24:54] [SPEAKER_03]: It's true

[00:24:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:24:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Fuck

[00:24:56] [SPEAKER_03]: What is the name

[00:24:56] [SPEAKER_04]: She wasn't the owner

[00:24:57] [SPEAKER_04]: She was like a neighbor too

[00:24:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Who tried to help

[00:24:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Or something

[00:24:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:24:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh yeah

[00:25:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Cute monkey

[00:25:00] [SPEAKER_03]: And the monkey was like

[00:25:01] [SPEAKER_03]: The fuck I am

[00:25:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Fuck your face

[00:25:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:25:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Idiots

[00:25:07] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna tear your face

[00:25:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Right off your face

[00:25:09] [SPEAKER_03]: And basically they did

[00:25:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:25:11] [SPEAKER_03]: When I was working

[00:25:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Like when I was way younger

[00:25:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Way way way back in the day

[00:25:15] [SPEAKER_03]: I was

[00:25:15] [SPEAKER_03]: I drove a tour boat

[00:25:16] [SPEAKER_03]: At this place down here

[00:25:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Kind of line country safari

[00:25:18] [SPEAKER_03]: And we have fucking

[00:25:19] [SPEAKER_03]: On one of the islands

[00:25:21] [SPEAKER_03]: The boat went around

[00:25:22] [SPEAKER_03]: They had simang

[00:25:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Simangs

[00:25:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Which are like

[00:25:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Chimp size

[00:25:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Kind of

[00:25:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Well

[00:25:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Hang on a second

[00:25:30] This is

[00:25:32] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm just picturing you

[00:25:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Driving a tour boat

[00:25:34] [SPEAKER_02]: I was about to say

[00:25:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Same thing

[00:25:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Like hold up

[00:25:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Wait

[00:25:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Before you finish

[00:25:39] [SPEAKER_02]: You drove a tour boat

[00:25:41] [SPEAKER_02]: At a

[00:25:41] [SPEAKER_03]: I drove a tour boat

[00:25:42] [SPEAKER_03]: And fucking gave a speech

[00:25:44] [SPEAKER_03]: In like my early 20s

[00:25:45] [SPEAKER_03]: And like

[00:25:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Would drive people around

[00:25:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Bro

[00:25:48] [SPEAKER_03]: I would just make up facts

[00:25:49] [SPEAKER_03]: All the time

[00:25:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Like you get a boat

[00:25:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Full of people

[00:25:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Who's not listening

[00:25:52] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't give a fuck

[00:25:52] [SPEAKER_03]: But I'm gonna have fun with it

[00:25:53] [SPEAKER_03]: We'd pass the flamingos

[00:25:55] [SPEAKER_03]: And I'd be like

[00:25:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Fun fact

[00:25:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Flamingos killed

[00:25:57] [SPEAKER_03]: 14,000 people a year

[00:25:58] [SPEAKER_03]: And like

[00:26:00] [SPEAKER_03]: No one's listening

[00:26:01] [SPEAKER_03]: But one time

[00:26:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Like this lady was

[00:26:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Like oh how do they kill people

[00:26:05] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm like I don't know

[00:26:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Guns I guess

[00:26:09] [SPEAKER_03]: We were passing that island

[00:26:11] [SPEAKER_03]: One day

[00:26:12] [SPEAKER_03]: And one of these

[00:26:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Source cranes

[00:26:14] [SPEAKER_03]: A crane flew over

[00:26:15] [SPEAKER_03]: To the monkey island

[00:26:16] [SPEAKER_03]: And I shit you not

[00:26:17] [SPEAKER_03]: One monkey grabbed

[00:26:18] [SPEAKER_03]: One half

[00:26:19] [SPEAKER_03]: The other grabbed

[00:26:19] [SPEAKER_03]: The other half

[00:26:20] [SPEAKER_03]: And it fucking

[00:26:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Ripped it in half

[00:26:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Like a piece of paper

[00:26:23] [SPEAKER_03]: And all the kids

[00:26:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Were crying dude

[00:26:26] [SPEAKER_03]: And like

[00:26:26] [SPEAKER_03]: That's awesome

[00:26:27] [SPEAKER_03]: It was terrible

[00:26:28] [SPEAKER_03]: What kind of monkeys

[00:26:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Were they

[00:26:30] [SPEAKER_03]: They're called

[00:26:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Cymangs

[00:26:32] [SPEAKER_03]: What is that

[00:26:33] [SPEAKER_03]: I actually believe

[00:26:33] [SPEAKER_03]: I believe it's

[00:26:34] [SPEAKER_03]: An ape

[00:26:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay

[00:26:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Huh

[00:26:38] [SPEAKER_02]: I wanna talk more

[00:26:39] [SPEAKER_02]: About Travis

[00:26:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Driving a tour boat

[00:26:41] [SPEAKER_02]: So this is

[00:26:42] [SPEAKER_03]: I got one

[00:26:43] [SPEAKER_03]: So

[00:26:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Was it a zoo

[00:26:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Or what was it exactly

[00:26:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:26:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Lion Country Safari

[00:26:48] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like a drive-through

[00:26:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Preserve

[00:26:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Like you drove your car

[00:26:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Had lions

[00:26:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah yeah

[00:26:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay

[00:26:53] [SPEAKER_03]: And then you could go

[00:26:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Into the walk-through part

[00:26:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Where there was like

[00:26:57] [SPEAKER_03]: A tour boat

[00:26:57] [SPEAKER_03]: And we'd go around

[00:26:58] [SPEAKER_03]: The islands

[00:26:58] [SPEAKER_03]: And like

[00:26:59] [SPEAKER_03]: One of them

[00:27:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Was also spider monkeys

[00:27:01] [SPEAKER_03]: And so

[00:27:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Driving the boat

[00:27:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Around this island

[00:27:03] [SPEAKER_03]: I love when they run

[00:27:05] [SPEAKER_04]: With their hands

[00:27:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Above their heads

[00:27:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:27:07] [SPEAKER_03]: This one spider monkey

[00:27:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Was named Zach

[00:27:09] [SPEAKER_03]: And every time

[00:27:10] [SPEAKER_03]: The tour boat

[00:27:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Would drive by

[00:27:12] [SPEAKER_03]: He would fucking walk

[00:27:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Right with the tour boat

[00:27:14] [SPEAKER_03]: And everyone's like

[00:27:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh so cute

[00:27:15] [SPEAKER_03]: The monkey monkey

[00:27:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Monkey monkey

[00:27:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Right

[00:27:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Every time

[00:27:17] [SPEAKER_03]: And I'd always be like

[00:27:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Hey on the count of three

[00:27:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Yell Zach's name

[00:27:20] [SPEAKER_03]: And he does a trick

[00:27:21] [SPEAKER_03]: And I'd be like

[00:27:21] [SPEAKER_03]: One two three

[00:27:22] [SPEAKER_03]: And everyone's like

[00:27:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Zach

[00:27:23] [SPEAKER_03]: And he wouldn't do anything

[00:27:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Because he's a fucking monkey

[00:27:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Right

[00:27:26] [SPEAKER_03]: So I'd just be like

[00:27:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh he doesn't do anything

[00:27:28] [SPEAKER_03]: I got you

[00:27:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Zach was prone to seizures

[00:27:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Right

[00:27:32] [SPEAKER_03]: He had monkey epilepsy

[00:27:34] [SPEAKER_03]: So

[00:27:35] [SPEAKER_03]: He had a seizure

[00:27:37] [SPEAKER_03]: He had a seizure

[00:27:38] [SPEAKER_03]: One morning

[00:27:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Dude

[00:27:39] [SPEAKER_03]: He had a seizure

[00:27:41] [SPEAKER_03]: One morning

[00:27:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Before the park opened

[00:27:42] [SPEAKER_03]: And then my first boat

[00:27:43] [SPEAKER_03]: I was coming around

[00:27:44] [SPEAKER_03]: This corner

[00:27:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Zach's walking with us

[00:27:46] [SPEAKER_03]: And I did my spiel

[00:27:47] [SPEAKER_03]: I was like

[00:27:47] [SPEAKER_03]: On the count of three

[00:27:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Everyone yells

[00:27:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Zach

[00:27:49] [SPEAKER_03]: And one two three

[00:27:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Zach

[00:27:51] [SPEAKER_03]: And he starts

[00:27:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Masturbating

[00:27:56] [SPEAKER_03]: He grabs

[00:27:57] [SPEAKER_03]: He grabs his junk

[00:27:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Looks dead at the people

[00:27:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Grabs his junk

[00:28:00] [SPEAKER_03]: And just starts wiggling it

[00:28:01] [SPEAKER_03]: And everyone's like

[00:28:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Why did you make him do that

[00:28:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Why did you make him do that

[00:28:05] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm like

[00:28:06] [SPEAKER_03]: I swear to god

[00:28:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Usually he does nothing

[00:28:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Shout out

[00:28:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Zach

[00:28:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Who is spider monkey

[00:28:11] [SPEAKER_04]: East of the Mississippi

[00:28:14] [SPEAKER_03]: And he was just

[00:28:15] [SPEAKER_03]: This little

[00:28:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Other little motherfuckers too

[00:28:17] [SPEAKER_03]: So it's like

[00:28:17] [SPEAKER_03]: So funny

[00:28:18] [SPEAKER_03]: It was hilarious

[00:28:20] [SPEAKER_03]: To watch this guy

[00:28:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Please himself

[00:28:23] [SPEAKER_03]: He was treating his body

[00:28:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Like an amusement park

[00:28:25] [SPEAKER_03]: That's so fucking cool

[00:28:28] [SPEAKER_02]: So how

[00:28:29] [SPEAKER_02]: How did you become

[00:28:32] [SPEAKER_02]: A fucking tour guide

[00:28:33] [SPEAKER_02]: On a boat

[00:28:34] [SPEAKER_02]: At a safari

[00:28:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Does one aspire

[00:28:37] [SPEAKER_02]: To be in this position

[00:28:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Or do you just kind of

[00:28:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Land in it

[00:28:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Is that where you met

[00:28:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Your singer

[00:28:41] [SPEAKER_04]: For um

[00:28:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Old Habits

[00:28:44] [SPEAKER_04]: The Old Habits

[00:28:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Right

[00:28:45] [SPEAKER_04]: You guys talked about it

[00:28:46] [SPEAKER_04]: I think briefly

[00:28:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Is that where you guys met

[00:28:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Or you guys both worked there

[00:28:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:28:50] [SPEAKER_03]: He had just gotten out

[00:28:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Of the marines

[00:28:52] [SPEAKER_03]: He was Zach

[00:28:56] [SPEAKER_03]: I was a

[00:28:58] [SPEAKER_03]: I was a poker dealer

[00:28:59] [SPEAKER_03]: And

[00:28:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Up until

[00:29:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh no shit

[00:29:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:29:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Up until 2008

[00:29:03] [SPEAKER_03]: When the recession hit

[00:29:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:29:05] [SPEAKER_03]: People stopped playing cards

[00:29:07] [SPEAKER_03]: They laid a bunch of us off

[00:29:08] [SPEAKER_03]: I got laid off

[00:29:09] [SPEAKER_03]: And so

[00:29:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Where'd you play

[00:29:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Where'd you deal

[00:29:11] [SPEAKER_03]: I dealt at the

[00:29:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Palm Beach Kennel Club

[00:29:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay

[00:29:15] [SPEAKER_03]: The one that's owned

[00:29:17] [SPEAKER_03]: By the Rooney family

[00:29:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh sweet

[00:29:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay

[00:29:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:29:20] [SPEAKER_03]: The Steelers Rooney family

[00:29:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Was that

[00:29:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Steelers Rooney family

[00:29:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:29:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Was that a good gig

[00:29:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Hell yeah dude

[00:29:26] [SPEAKER_03]: I was

[00:29:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Dude

[00:29:27] [SPEAKER_03]: My first year there

[00:29:28] [SPEAKER_03]: I made more money

[00:29:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Than my dad

[00:29:31] [SPEAKER_03]: As like

[00:29:31] [SPEAKER_03]: A 20 year firefighter

[00:29:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Damn

[00:29:34] [SPEAKER_03]: I cleared something crazy

[00:29:35] [SPEAKER_03]: I cleared something like

[00:29:36] [SPEAKER_03]: 80,000 that first year

[00:29:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Damn

[00:29:38] [SPEAKER_03]: And it was stupid

[00:29:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Fuck yeah

[00:29:41] [SPEAKER_03]: But then you know

[00:29:42] [SPEAKER_03]: That was a bad time

[00:29:42] [SPEAKER_03]: In my life

[00:29:43] [SPEAKER_03]: So that all went away

[00:29:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Really fast

[00:29:44] [SPEAKER_03]: But yeah

[00:29:45] [SPEAKER_03]: When the recession hit

[00:29:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Laid a bunch of us off

[00:29:47] [SPEAKER_03]: I couldn't find work

[00:29:48] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean I think it was

[00:29:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Like three months

[00:29:50] [SPEAKER_03]: And so

[00:29:50] [SPEAKER_03]: I applied everywhere

[00:29:52] [SPEAKER_03]: And that fucking zoo

[00:29:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Lion country

[00:29:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Was one of the

[00:29:55] [SPEAKER_03]: First place that called me back

[00:29:56] [SPEAKER_03]: So I went out there

[00:29:57] [SPEAKER_03]: And I was like

[00:29:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah I'll drive a tour boat

[00:29:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:29:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah let's do this

[00:30:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Fucking tour boat

[00:30:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:30:06] [SPEAKER_03]: It ended up being

[00:30:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Honestly

[00:30:07] [SPEAKER_03]: It ended up being

[00:30:08] [SPEAKER_03]: The funniest job

[00:30:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Of my life

[00:30:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Every day

[00:30:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah I could imagine

[00:30:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Dude and with the fucking

[00:30:13] [SPEAKER_03]: The cast of people

[00:30:14] [SPEAKER_03]: That work there

[00:30:15] [SPEAKER_03]: It was like a fucking cartoon

[00:30:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:30:19] [SPEAKER_02]: I can imagine

[00:30:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:30:20] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean

[00:30:21] [SPEAKER_03]: There were goats

[00:30:22] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean there were everything

[00:30:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Think of an animal

[00:30:24] [SPEAKER_03]: It was fucking there

[00:30:24] [SPEAKER_03]: You know

[00:30:26] [SPEAKER_02]: I saw a trucker cap

[00:30:29] [SPEAKER_02]: That's got Alf on it

[00:30:31] [SPEAKER_02]: And I seriously

[00:30:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Was considering

[00:30:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Retiring the chicken hat

[00:30:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Alf was my shit

[00:30:38] [SPEAKER_04]: I still got

[00:30:39] [SPEAKER_04]: So Alf was 86 to 90

[00:30:41] [SPEAKER_04]: So they did

[00:30:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Not that

[00:30:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Alf and life goes on

[00:30:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Have anything in common

[00:30:47] [SPEAKER_02]: But they were on

[00:30:48] [SPEAKER_02]: At the same time

[00:30:49] [SPEAKER_02]: For two years

[00:30:51] [SPEAKER_02]: So I was kind of

[00:30:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Alf was probably

[00:30:55] [SPEAKER_04]: The first TV show

[00:30:56] [SPEAKER_04]: As a kid

[00:30:57] [SPEAKER_04]: That I

[00:30:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Fell in love with

[00:31:00] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean

[00:31:01] [SPEAKER_04]: I remember like

[00:31:03] [SPEAKER_04]: My earliest recollection

[00:31:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Of television

[00:31:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Was Linda Carter

[00:31:08] [SPEAKER_04]: As Wonder Woman

[00:31:09] [SPEAKER_04]: That's when I knew

[00:31:10] [SPEAKER_04]: I wasn't gay

[00:31:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Because

[00:31:12] [SPEAKER_04]: I got

[00:31:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Little boy boners

[00:31:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Watching her

[00:31:15] [SPEAKER_04]: As Wonder Woman

[00:31:16] [SPEAKER_04]: That was my

[00:31:17] [SPEAKER_04]: I was like

[00:31:18] [SPEAKER_04]: I love pussy

[00:31:19] [SPEAKER_04]: I knew that

[00:31:20] [SPEAKER_04]: When I was like

[00:31:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Four or five

[00:31:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Shout out Linda Carter

[00:31:23] [SPEAKER_04]: As Wonder Woman

[00:31:24] [SPEAKER_04]: When she just

[00:31:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Twirls around

[00:31:25] [SPEAKER_04]: And turns into that

[00:31:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Fucking

[00:31:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god

[00:31:27] [SPEAKER_02]: And any time

[00:31:28] [SPEAKER_02]: From then

[00:31:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Until now

[00:31:30] [SPEAKER_02]: That you hear the sound

[00:31:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Like the

[00:31:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Dude

[00:31:32] [SPEAKER_04]: If Travis showed up

[00:31:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Tonight in that

[00:31:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Wonder Woman outfit

[00:31:35] [SPEAKER_04]: I'd get a boner

[00:31:37] [SPEAKER_03]: That's how

[00:31:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Like

[00:31:37] [SPEAKER_03]: You're in luck

[00:31:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Because I have

[00:31:39] [SPEAKER_03]: A Wonder Woman outfit

[00:31:42] [SPEAKER_03]: But that was the same

[00:31:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Thing for me

[00:31:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Fucking

[00:31:44] [SPEAKER_03]: When Halle Berry

[00:31:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Was Catwoman

[00:31:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh

[00:31:46] [SPEAKER_03]: I was

[00:31:47] [SPEAKER_03]: A really young kid

[00:31:48] [SPEAKER_03]: I was like

[00:31:49] [SPEAKER_03]: What

[00:31:50] [SPEAKER_03]: What's going

[00:31:51] [SPEAKER_03]: What is this all about

[00:31:51] [SPEAKER_03]: You know

[00:31:52] [SPEAKER_04]: It's funny to

[00:31:53] [SPEAKER_04]: To

[00:31:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Experience that

[00:31:55] [SPEAKER_04]: To realize

[00:31:56] [SPEAKER_04]: When like

[00:31:58] [SPEAKER_04]: I had no idea

[00:31:58] [SPEAKER_04]: What pussy was

[00:31:59] [SPEAKER_04]: But I knew I loved it

[00:32:00] [SPEAKER_04]: When I saw Linda Carter

[00:32:01] [SPEAKER_04]: As Wonder Woman

[00:32:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Dude there's this one scene

[00:32:04] [SPEAKER_03]: In

[00:32:04] [SPEAKER_03]: With Halle Berry

[00:32:05] [SPEAKER_03]: As Catwoman

[00:32:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Where she comes up

[00:32:07] [SPEAKER_03]: To this dude

[00:32:07] [SPEAKER_03]: And I forget

[00:32:09] [SPEAKER_03]: What scenario is going on

[00:32:10] [SPEAKER_03]: But it's imprinted

[00:32:12] [SPEAKER_03]: In my mind

[00:32:12] [SPEAKER_03]: She comes up

[00:32:13] [SPEAKER_03]: And she licks his face

[00:32:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes

[00:32:15] [SPEAKER_03]: And I remember being like

[00:32:17] [SPEAKER_03]: I want her to do that to me

[00:32:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:32:21] [SPEAKER_03]: And my taint

[00:32:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:32:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Well I didn't

[00:32:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Specifically think that

[00:32:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Well I just added that

[00:32:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Eating my

[00:32:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Cheerios

[00:32:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:32:31] [SPEAKER_03]: You know what I had today

[00:32:33] [SPEAKER_03]: For the first time

[00:32:33] [SPEAKER_03]: In a long time

[00:32:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Fucking Gushers

[00:32:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh

[00:32:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Gushers

[00:32:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh wow

[00:32:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Dude it was so good

[00:32:39] [SPEAKER_03]: I used to love

[00:32:40] [SPEAKER_04]: I haven't had those in ages

[00:32:42] [SPEAKER_04]: So I'm kind of like

[00:32:43] [SPEAKER_04]: When it comes to gummies

[00:32:44] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm like

[00:32:44] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not a fruit snacks

[00:32:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Fan

[00:32:47] [SPEAKER_04]: But I love like

[00:32:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Haribo

[00:32:48] [SPEAKER_04]: But Haribo's are super stiff

[00:32:50] [SPEAKER_04]: And like

[00:32:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Chewy

[00:32:51] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah

[00:32:53] [SPEAKER_04]: So I usually don't go

[00:32:54] [SPEAKER_04]: But the Gushers

[00:32:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Gushers are good man

[00:32:56] [SPEAKER_04]: It's so good

[00:32:57] [SPEAKER_04]: The Haribo

[00:32:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Cola bottles

[00:32:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh

[00:33:00] [SPEAKER_04]: The best

[00:33:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh yeah

[00:33:01] [SPEAKER_02]: The best

[00:33:01] [SPEAKER_02]: I love

[00:33:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Absolutely

[00:33:02] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't even like soda

[00:33:04] [SPEAKER_02]: But I'll eat the shit

[00:33:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Out of those

[00:33:06] [SPEAKER_04]: I love soda

[00:33:07] [SPEAKER_04]: But those are probably

[00:33:08] [SPEAKER_04]: My favorite Haribo's

[00:33:09] [SPEAKER_04]: The

[00:33:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:33:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Soda bottles

[00:33:11] [SPEAKER_04]: So good

[00:33:12] [SPEAKER_03]: I've been exploring

[00:33:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Like this whole new route

[00:33:13] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know

[00:33:14] [SPEAKER_03]: I've never been one for sweets

[00:33:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Like I never really cared for them

[00:33:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Really

[00:33:19] [SPEAKER_03]: And just recently dude

[00:33:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Like

[00:33:22] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm like

[00:33:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Let me try this

[00:33:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Let me try that

[00:33:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Fucking

[00:33:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Next thing you know

[00:33:25] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm butt funneling honey buns

[00:33:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Travis

[00:33:31] [SPEAKER_02]: I've never been one much for sweets either

[00:33:33] [SPEAKER_02]: I just have my like go-to's when I get

[00:33:37] [SPEAKER_02]: A sweet tooth

[00:33:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Which is

[00:33:38] [SPEAKER_02]: You know

[00:33:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Not very common

[00:33:41] [SPEAKER_04]: What are your go-to sweets?

[00:33:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Uh

[00:33:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Cause I have found recently that

[00:33:48] [SPEAKER_04]: I drink so much coffee

[00:33:49] [SPEAKER_04]: That if I'm at

[00:33:50] [SPEAKER_04]: If I'm working night shift at work

[00:33:51] [SPEAKER_04]: And I'm falling asleep at my desk

[00:33:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Sugar works better for me than caffeine

[00:33:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Which sucks

[00:33:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Sugar gives you the jolt

[00:33:59] [SPEAKER_02]: But yeah

[00:34:00] [SPEAKER_02]: So

[00:34:01] [SPEAKER_04]: I have to go to gummies

[00:34:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Or

[00:34:03] [SPEAKER_04]: I have my go-to's

[00:34:04] [SPEAKER_04]: But what's your go-to

[00:34:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Sugar jolt?

[00:34:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Uh

[00:34:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Man

[00:34:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Skittles

[00:34:11] [SPEAKER_02]: And

[00:34:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Fucking starburst

[00:34:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Starburst

[00:34:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Rip

[00:34:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah

[00:34:15] [SPEAKER_02]: But I like

[00:34:17] [SPEAKER_02]: I like the tropical starburst ones

[00:34:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Me too

[00:34:19] [SPEAKER_02]: They're so

[00:34:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Dude

[00:34:20] [SPEAKER_03]: So good

[00:34:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:34:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Strawberry starburst

[00:34:23] [SPEAKER_02]: The shit

[00:34:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god

[00:34:25] [SPEAKER_02]: And like anything

[00:34:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Really anything gummy

[00:34:27] [SPEAKER_02]: After that

[00:34:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Like

[00:34:29] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a texture thing

[00:34:31] [SPEAKER_02]: With the starburst

[00:34:32] [SPEAKER_02]: And the gummies

[00:34:32] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like a texture

[00:34:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Like some of the

[00:34:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Some of the like

[00:34:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Fucking sour gummy worms

[00:34:38] [SPEAKER_02]: That exist out there

[00:34:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Are pretty fucking good

[00:34:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:34:42] [SPEAKER_04]: I tend to go towards

[00:34:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Chocolate more than

[00:34:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Sugar

[00:34:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Like more than like

[00:34:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Candy

[00:34:47] [SPEAKER_04]: But

[00:34:48] [SPEAKER_04]: If I go candy

[00:34:49] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm going Haribo

[00:34:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Anything Haribo

[00:34:51] [SPEAKER_04]: I'll stick it in my face

[00:34:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:34:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Even if it's

[00:34:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Mr. Haribo's dick

[00:34:56] [SPEAKER_04]: I'll stick it in my face

[00:34:57] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't give a fuck

[00:34:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Anything Haribo

[00:35:00] [SPEAKER_02]: There's a

[00:35:00] [SPEAKER_02]: There's a lady at my work

[00:35:01] [SPEAKER_02]: That always has

[00:35:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Those fucking

[00:35:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Sour gummy worms

[00:35:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:35:07] [SPEAKER_02]: And she'll always

[00:35:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Offer them to people

[00:35:08] [SPEAKER_02]: And every once in a while

[00:35:09] [SPEAKER_02]: I'll be like

[00:35:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah okay

[00:35:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:35:12] [SPEAKER_02]: You know what I really

[00:35:12] [SPEAKER_02]: What about you

[00:35:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Fuck

[00:35:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh

[00:35:14] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know about

[00:35:16] [SPEAKER_03]: My favorite

[00:35:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Um

[00:35:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Dude pretty

[00:35:20] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean I guess

[00:35:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Starburst is my favorite

[00:35:21] [SPEAKER_03]: When it comes to chocolate

[00:35:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Like

[00:35:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Not a huge chocolate person

[00:35:24] [SPEAKER_03]: But I love coconut

[00:35:25] [SPEAKER_03]: I fucking love Almond Joy

[00:35:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh dude

[00:35:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Same

[00:35:28] [SPEAKER_03]: I love coconut

[00:35:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Almond Joy is a

[00:35:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Fucking amazing

[00:35:30] [SPEAKER_03]: I got Almond Joy

[00:35:32] [SPEAKER_03]: In the freezer

[00:35:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Just chilling

[00:35:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Like

[00:35:35] [SPEAKER_03]: For whenever I wanted

[00:35:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Like

[00:35:38] [SPEAKER_03]: I have

[00:35:38] [SPEAKER_03]: We got Starburst

[00:35:39] [SPEAKER_03]: We got Skittles in the house

[00:35:41] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean this is all new

[00:35:42] [SPEAKER_03]: This is all like

[00:35:43] [SPEAKER_03]: A new path I'm taking

[00:35:45] [SPEAKER_03]: I guess

[00:35:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:35:49] [SPEAKER_03]: They were

[00:35:49] [SPEAKER_03]: There was a study

[00:35:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Where it's like

[00:35:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh sugar has the same

[00:35:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Effect on your brain

[00:35:54] [SPEAKER_03]: As cocaine

[00:35:54] [SPEAKER_03]: And I was like

[00:35:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Well no

[00:35:57] [SPEAKER_03]: But

[00:35:59] [SPEAKER_03]: It's not quite

[00:36:00] [SPEAKER_03]: As

[00:36:00] [SPEAKER_03]: And then second off

[00:36:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Cool

[00:36:02] [SPEAKER_03]: But also

[00:36:03] [SPEAKER_03]: But also yeah

[00:36:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Kind of a little bit

[00:36:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Cause once I have a Starburst

[00:36:06] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm like

[00:36:06] [SPEAKER_03]: I'll probably have like

[00:36:07] [SPEAKER_03]: 12 more of those

[00:36:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah yeah

[00:36:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:36:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Like

[00:36:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Should I eat this whole pack

[00:36:13] [SPEAKER_02]: No I can't eat this whole pack

[00:36:14] [SPEAKER_02]: The whole pack later

[00:36:15] [SPEAKER_02]: You're like

[00:36:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:36:16] [SPEAKER_03]: I hated ice cream

[00:36:18] [SPEAKER_03]: For a long time too

[00:36:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Because when I was

[00:36:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Like

[00:36:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Most of my high school career

[00:36:22] [SPEAKER_03]: I managed

[00:36:23] [SPEAKER_03]: A

[00:36:24] [SPEAKER_03]: A Haagen-Dazs

[00:36:25] [SPEAKER_03]: In a mall down here

[00:36:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Ooh nice

[00:36:26] [SPEAKER_03]: And so like

[00:36:27] [SPEAKER_03]: After the first year

[00:36:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Of working there

[00:36:29] [SPEAKER_03]: I was like

[00:36:29] [SPEAKER_03]: I fucking hate ice cream

[00:36:31] [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't eat

[00:36:31] [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't eat ice cream

[00:36:32] [SPEAKER_03]: For years bro

[00:36:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Wow

[00:36:33] [SPEAKER_03]: And then

[00:36:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Like

[00:36:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Just within the last

[00:36:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Recently

[00:36:37] [SPEAKER_03]: I was like

[00:36:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah

[00:36:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Ice cream is good

[00:36:39] [SPEAKER_02]: That's

[00:36:39] [SPEAKER_02]: That's cool

[00:36:40] [SPEAKER_02]: And I was

[00:36:40] [SPEAKER_02]: For whatever reason

[00:36:41] [SPEAKER_02]: I was just thinking candy

[00:36:42] [SPEAKER_02]: But they

[00:36:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay

[00:36:43] [SPEAKER_02]: That's my Achilles heel of sweets

[00:36:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Ice cream

[00:36:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:36:47] [SPEAKER_02]: What's your good

[00:36:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Flavor

[00:36:48] [SPEAKER_02]: It's so good

[00:36:48] [SPEAKER_03]: And so cold

[00:36:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh man

[00:36:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I have a bunch

[00:36:51] [SPEAKER_02]: It's so cold

[00:36:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:36:53] [SPEAKER_04]: What's your

[00:36:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Flourish ice cream flavors

[00:36:55] [SPEAKER_04]: The two of you

[00:36:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Um

[00:36:56] [SPEAKER_02]: I really

[00:36:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Really enjoy

[00:37:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Um

[00:37:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Anything coffee

[00:37:02] [SPEAKER_02]: But coffee

[00:37:03] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean generic

[00:37:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Not like Ben and Jerry's

[00:37:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Type weird flavors

[00:37:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Like generic

[00:37:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Like

[00:37:07] [SPEAKER_04]: If you're going to an

[00:37:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Ice cream shop

[00:37:09] [SPEAKER_04]: On the corner

[00:37:10] [SPEAKER_04]: And they have like

[00:37:11] [SPEAKER_04]: You know

[00:37:11] [SPEAKER_04]: 12 or 15

[00:37:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Different flavors

[00:37:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Well

[00:37:13] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean there's some

[00:37:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Ice cream shops

[00:37:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Around here

[00:37:15] [SPEAKER_02]: That have some

[00:37:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Really crazy

[00:37:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Flavors

[00:37:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Like I had

[00:37:18] [SPEAKER_02]: A fucking

[00:37:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Blueberry and goat

[00:37:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Cheese the other day

[00:37:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah not that

[00:37:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Whatever that place is

[00:37:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Go fuck themselves

[00:37:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:37:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Well if

[00:37:25] [SPEAKER_02]: If you tasted this shit

[00:37:26] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm sure I would like it

[00:37:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:37:28] [SPEAKER_02]: No dude

[00:37:29] [SPEAKER_02]: This was some of the

[00:37:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Best fucking ice cream

[00:37:30] [SPEAKER_02]: I have ever had

[00:37:31] [SPEAKER_02]: In my entire life

[00:37:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Like

[00:37:32] [SPEAKER_02]: That shit was

[00:37:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Fucking insanely good

[00:37:36] [SPEAKER_02]: It sounds weird

[00:37:37] [SPEAKER_02]: But it was just like

[00:37:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Super creamy

[00:37:39] [SPEAKER_02]: And sweet

[00:37:40] [SPEAKER_02]: And blueberry

[00:37:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Shit was all over it

[00:37:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Like it's

[00:37:42] [SPEAKER_02]: It was so fucking good

[00:37:44] [SPEAKER_02]: That actually sounds

[00:37:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Really good

[00:37:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god dude

[00:37:46] [SPEAKER_02]: It was insane

[00:37:47] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like that pairing

[00:37:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Of like

[00:37:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Brie cheese and fruit

[00:37:50] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah

[00:37:51] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah

[00:37:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Yep

[00:37:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Then that

[00:37:53] [SPEAKER_02]: That same place too

[00:37:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Had a

[00:37:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Instead of like

[00:37:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Mint chocolate chip

[00:37:58] [SPEAKER_02]: They had basil

[00:37:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Chocolate chip

[00:37:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Interesting

[00:38:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:38:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay

[00:38:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Dulce de leche

[00:38:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Anything caramel

[00:38:04] [SPEAKER_03]: What's your like

[00:38:05] [SPEAKER_03]: What is it Travis

[00:38:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Anything like dulce de leche

[00:38:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Anything like caramel

[00:38:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay

[00:38:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:38:10] [SPEAKER_03]: I like caramel above

[00:38:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Anything

[00:38:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Mine is either coffee

[00:38:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Or pistachio

[00:38:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Pistachio is one of mine

[00:38:16] [SPEAKER_02]: I'll get two scoops

[00:38:17] [SPEAKER_02]: A lot of the time

[00:38:18] [SPEAKER_02]: In a cup

[00:38:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Or waffle cone

[00:38:19] [SPEAKER_02]: And do one scoop

[00:38:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Coffee

[00:38:21] [SPEAKER_02]: One scoop pistachio

[00:38:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:38:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:38:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Pistachio is my jam

[00:38:25] [SPEAKER_04]: There were two lies

[00:38:26] [SPEAKER_04]: That I told my daughter

[00:38:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Growing up

[00:38:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Until she was old enough

[00:38:30] [SPEAKER_04]: To realize they were lies

[00:38:31] [SPEAKER_04]: One of the lies

[00:38:32] [SPEAKER_04]: That I used to tell her

[00:38:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Growing up

[00:38:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Was that

[00:38:35] [SPEAKER_04]: It's that pizza place

[00:38:36] [SPEAKER_04]: That kids go to

[00:38:37] [SPEAKER_04]: All the time

[00:38:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Chuck E. Cheese

[00:38:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Chuck E. Cheese

[00:38:39] [SPEAKER_04]: One lie was that

[00:38:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Chuck E. Cheese

[00:38:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Was only for birthday parties

[00:38:42] [SPEAKER_04]: And it wasn't open

[00:38:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Just for regular

[00:38:44] [SPEAKER_04]: The general public

[00:38:47] [SPEAKER_04]: And she believed it

[00:38:48] [SPEAKER_04]: And we never went

[00:38:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Except for a birthday party

[00:38:50] [SPEAKER_04]: If there was a birthday party

[00:38:51] [SPEAKER_04]: There she was invited to

[00:38:53] [SPEAKER_04]: And the other lie

[00:38:54] [SPEAKER_04]: That I always told her

[00:38:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Was that ice cream

[00:38:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Is mint chocolate chip

[00:38:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Mint chocolate chip

[00:38:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Is ice cream

[00:39:01] [SPEAKER_04]: That's it

[00:39:01] [SPEAKER_04]: So when we buy ice cream

[00:39:02] [SPEAKER_04]: We buy mint chocolate chip

[00:39:03] [SPEAKER_04]: And so that's what she was

[00:39:04] [SPEAKER_04]: That's what she was raised on

[00:39:06] [SPEAKER_04]: And then she realized

[00:39:07] [SPEAKER_04]: It was vanilla and chocolate

[00:39:08] [SPEAKER_04]: And all this other stuff

[00:39:09] [SPEAKER_04]: But

[00:39:12] [SPEAKER_04]: But pistachio

[00:39:12] [SPEAKER_04]: I definitely put a pistachio

[00:39:14] [SPEAKER_04]: But mint chocolate chip

[00:39:15] [SPEAKER_04]: For me still

[00:39:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Stachio ice cream

[00:39:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Is fucking amazing

[00:39:17] [SPEAKER_04]: It's amazing

[00:39:18] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't understand

[00:39:20] [SPEAKER_02]: How some people

[00:39:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Don't like it

[00:39:21] [SPEAKER_02]: It's so fucking good

[00:39:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Though

[00:39:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Although

[00:39:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Outside of those flavors

[00:39:26] [SPEAKER_02]: I will say that

[00:39:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Ben and Jerry's

[00:39:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Has a couple

[00:39:29] [SPEAKER_02]: That I really

[00:39:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Really like

[00:39:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Like the Americone Dream

[00:39:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Americone Dream

[00:39:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Out fucking standing

[00:39:35] [SPEAKER_02]: So fucking good

[00:39:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Travis they have a new one

[00:39:38] [SPEAKER_02]: And I can't think of

[00:39:38] [SPEAKER_02]: What it's called

[00:39:39] [SPEAKER_02]: It's newer at least

[00:39:40] [SPEAKER_02]: It's just like

[00:39:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Americone Dream

[00:39:43] [SPEAKER_02]: But instead of

[00:39:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Waffle cone pieces

[00:39:49] [SPEAKER_02]: It's fucking

[00:39:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Cannoli pieces

[00:39:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh I've had that

[00:39:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:39:53] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like something

[00:39:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh it's so fucking good

[00:39:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:39:56] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like

[00:39:57] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a little bit

[00:39:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Different than Americone Dream

[00:39:59] [SPEAKER_02]: But it's like

[00:40:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Kind of the same

[00:40:00] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm about it

[00:40:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Hear me out

[00:40:02] [SPEAKER_03]: My wife just had some

[00:40:04] [SPEAKER_03]: And I forget who makes it

[00:40:05] [SPEAKER_03]: You guys know

[00:40:06] [SPEAKER_03]: The drumsticks

[00:40:07] [SPEAKER_03]: The

[00:40:08] [SPEAKER_03]: You can buy them

[00:40:09] [SPEAKER_03]: It's the ice cream cone

[00:40:09] [SPEAKER_03]: It has the chocolate

[00:40:10] [SPEAKER_03]: In the bottom of the cone

[00:40:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Hell yeah

[00:40:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:40:12] [SPEAKER_03]: It's fucking ice cream

[00:40:14] [SPEAKER_03]: And they cut off the tips

[00:40:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Of all that

[00:40:16] [SPEAKER_03]: The chocolate

[00:40:17] [SPEAKER_03]: And the cone

[00:40:18] [SPEAKER_03]: And they put it

[00:40:19] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like all mixed in

[00:40:20] [SPEAKER_03]: With the ice cream

[00:40:21] [SPEAKER_03]: So you're just eating

[00:40:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Ice cream

[00:40:22] [SPEAKER_03]: And every bite

[00:40:23] [SPEAKER_03]: You're getting that

[00:40:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Chocolatey tip

[00:40:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Of the drumstick

[00:40:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Nice

[00:40:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah good

[00:40:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Somebody with a brain

[00:40:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Thought about that

[00:40:30] [SPEAKER_02]: I love drumsticks

[00:40:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Telling you

[00:40:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Good shit

[00:40:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:40:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah drumsticks

[00:40:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Nutty buddies

[00:40:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Man that's the

[00:40:35] [SPEAKER_02]: 80s classics

[00:40:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Hell yeah

[00:40:36] [SPEAKER_02]: My stepmom always

[00:40:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Used to have both of them

[00:40:39] [SPEAKER_02]: In the freezer

[00:40:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Always

[00:40:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Nice

[00:40:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Hell yeah

[00:40:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:40:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah drumsticks

[00:40:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Are good shit

[00:40:46] [SPEAKER_02]: My

[00:40:46] [SPEAKER_02]: My stepmom

[00:40:49] [SPEAKER_02]: My

[00:40:49] [SPEAKER_02]: My first stepmom

[00:40:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Is like

[00:40:52] [SPEAKER_02]: I would

[00:40:53] [SPEAKER_02]: I would credit

[00:40:53] [SPEAKER_02]: To where I get

[00:40:54] [SPEAKER_02]: My sense of humor from

[00:40:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:40:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Because she was hilarious

[00:40:57] [SPEAKER_02]: And one of her

[00:40:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Punishments for me

[00:40:59] [SPEAKER_02]: If I didn't do things

[00:41:00] [SPEAKER_02]: She wanted

[00:41:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Was she was gonna

[00:41:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Make me eat

[00:41:03] [SPEAKER_02]: An entire bowl

[00:41:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Of tomatoes

[00:41:05] [SPEAKER_02]: And I hated tomatoes

[00:41:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh really

[00:41:08] [SPEAKER_04]: That's like

[00:41:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:41:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh I hated tomatoes

[00:41:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Like

[00:41:10] [SPEAKER_02]: I would be bad

[00:41:10] [SPEAKER_02]: All the time

[00:41:11] [SPEAKER_02]: If that was my punishment

[00:41:12] [SPEAKER_02]: It was like

[00:41:13] [SPEAKER_02]: One of two

[00:41:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah I know

[00:41:14] [SPEAKER_02]: It was like

[00:41:15] [SPEAKER_02]: I love tomato sauce

[00:41:16] [SPEAKER_02]: I just

[00:41:16] [SPEAKER_02]: I couldn't eat raw tomatoes

[00:41:18] [SPEAKER_02]: So gross

[00:41:18] [SPEAKER_02]: I still have trouble

[00:41:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Eating raw tomatoes

[00:41:20] [SPEAKER_02]: And I love tomatoes

[00:41:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Only in bruschetta

[00:41:22] [SPEAKER_03]: If it's in bruschetta

[00:41:23] [SPEAKER_03]: I can eat raw tomatoes

[00:41:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Other than that

[00:41:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Fuck them

[00:41:25] [SPEAKER_03]: It's weird

[00:41:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Both of you don't like

[00:41:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Raw tomatoes

[00:41:27] [SPEAKER_02]: I hate raw tomatoes

[00:41:28] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm at the point

[00:41:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Where I can eat them

[00:41:31] [SPEAKER_02]: On things

[00:41:32] [SPEAKER_02]: I just can't eat them

[00:41:33] [SPEAKER_02]: By themselves

[00:41:35] [SPEAKER_02]: No shit

[00:41:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Like a sliced tomato

[00:41:36] [SPEAKER_02]: The only

[00:41:37] [SPEAKER_02]: The only

[00:41:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Keep them away

[00:41:40] [SPEAKER_02]: From my cheeseburgers

[00:41:41] [SPEAKER_02]: See I can put them

[00:41:42] [SPEAKER_02]: On all that

[00:41:42] [SPEAKER_02]: I just can't eat it

[00:41:44] [SPEAKER_02]: By itself

[00:41:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Dude I slice tomatoes

[00:41:46] [SPEAKER_04]: All the time

[00:41:46] [SPEAKER_04]: And just pour olive oil

[00:41:47] [SPEAKER_04]: On them and salt

[00:41:48] [SPEAKER_04]: And I eat the fuck

[00:41:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Out of it

[00:41:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I try

[00:41:51] [SPEAKER_02]: I try Ron

[00:41:51] [SPEAKER_02]: And it just

[00:41:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh man

[00:41:53] [SPEAKER_02]: There is one way

[00:41:54] [SPEAKER_02]: I can do it

[00:41:55] [SPEAKER_02]: But it has to be

[00:41:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Yellow tomatoes

[00:41:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay

[00:41:58] [SPEAKER_02]: And it has to be

[00:42:00] [SPEAKER_02]: With like

[00:42:00] [SPEAKER_02]: A little bit of salt

[00:42:02] [SPEAKER_02]: And pepper

[00:42:02] [SPEAKER_02]: And I know

[00:42:03] [SPEAKER_02]: You're probably

[00:42:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Going to hate this one

[00:42:04] [SPEAKER_02]: But just like

[00:42:05] [SPEAKER_02]: A little tiny bit

[00:42:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Of mayo

[00:42:06] [SPEAKER_04]: God damn it

[00:42:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah go fuck yourself

[00:42:08] [SPEAKER_04]: With that

[00:42:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:42:09] [SPEAKER_02]: I like mayo

[00:42:11] [SPEAKER_04]: No

[00:42:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Travis I'm disappointed

[00:42:14] [SPEAKER_04]: In you with the tomato

[00:42:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Thing

[00:42:15] [SPEAKER_04]: I told you

[00:42:16] [SPEAKER_03]: I like bruschetta

[00:42:17] [SPEAKER_03]: I like bruschetta

[00:42:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Like salsa

[00:42:20] [SPEAKER_03]: I love

[00:42:21] [SPEAKER_03]: I love tomato sauce

[00:42:22] [SPEAKER_03]: I love

[00:42:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Any cooked tomato

[00:42:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Give it to me

[00:42:25] [SPEAKER_03]: But a raw tomato

[00:42:26] [SPEAKER_03]: A slice

[00:42:26] [SPEAKER_03]: You get

[00:42:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Question

[00:42:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Both of you guys

[00:42:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Being Italian

[00:42:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:42:31] [SPEAKER_02]: We're on the topic of food

[00:42:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Do you guys put

[00:42:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Fucking

[00:42:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Stewed tomatoes

[00:42:35] [SPEAKER_02]: In your spaghetti sauce

[00:42:36] [SPEAKER_02]: When you make spaghetti

[00:42:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Stewed tomatoes

[00:42:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah like

[00:42:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Get a little chunkier

[00:42:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Tomato thing going on

[00:42:43] [SPEAKER_02]: With maybe some basil

[00:42:43] [SPEAKER_02]: And some garlic

[00:42:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah I don't mind

[00:42:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Chucky sauce

[00:42:46] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't mind

[00:42:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Chucky sauce

[00:42:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:42:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Not at all

[00:42:48] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't put it in mine

[00:42:49] [SPEAKER_04]: But I don't

[00:42:49] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't mind eating it

[00:42:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I always do

[00:42:51] [SPEAKER_02]: When I put spaghetti

[00:42:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Sauce in

[00:42:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Then I always add

[00:42:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Like a can of

[00:42:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Like fucking

[00:42:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Stewed tomatoes

[00:42:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Like crushed tomatoes

[00:42:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Flavored with like

[00:42:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Garlic, basil

[00:42:58] [SPEAKER_02]: And oregano

[00:42:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:42:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:43:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Have we ever asked

[00:43:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Travis

[00:43:03] [SPEAKER_02]: The cereal question

[00:43:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Since we're on

[00:43:05] [SPEAKER_02]: This subject

[00:43:07] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know

[00:43:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Have we

[00:43:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Travis

[00:43:09] [SPEAKER_04]: What is your

[00:43:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Favorite cereal

[00:43:12] [SPEAKER_03]: So

[00:43:14] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not a huge

[00:43:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Cereal eater

[00:43:16] [SPEAKER_03]: I like cereal

[00:43:17] [SPEAKER_03]: But

[00:43:18] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't do a lot

[00:43:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Of breakfast

[00:43:20] [SPEAKER_03]: And then

[00:43:21] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't care for

[00:43:24] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know

[00:43:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Like if I'm gonna

[00:43:26] [SPEAKER_04]: You were more of a

[00:43:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Hot or cold cereal

[00:43:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah

[00:43:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Well no no no

[00:43:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Cold when I eat cereal

[00:43:30] [SPEAKER_03]: But like breakfast

[00:43:31] [SPEAKER_03]: To me is like

[00:43:32] [SPEAKER_03]: An egg sandwich

[00:43:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Like

[00:43:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:43:35] [SPEAKER_02]: But like if you had

[00:43:36] [SPEAKER_02]: To pick a favorite

[00:43:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Cereal

[00:43:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Like if you were

[00:43:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Gonna buy a box

[00:43:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Of cereal

[00:43:39] [SPEAKER_02]: What would it be

[00:43:40] [SPEAKER_03]: I really

[00:43:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Really

[00:43:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Really

[00:43:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Really

[00:43:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Really

[00:43:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Enjoy

[00:43:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Cinnamon Toast Crunch

[00:43:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Great cereal

[00:43:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:43:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Cause

[00:43:49] [SPEAKER_02]: You know

[00:43:50] [SPEAKER_02]: This is

[00:43:50] [SPEAKER_02]: This is one of the

[00:43:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Questions we ask

[00:43:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Everybody now

[00:43:52] [SPEAKER_02]: And Fruity Pebbles

[00:43:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh

[00:43:54] [SPEAKER_02]: That's

[00:43:55] [SPEAKER_02]: That's

[00:43:56] [SPEAKER_02]: That's Ron's

[00:43:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Favorite

[00:43:57] [SPEAKER_04]: I fucking love

[00:43:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Fruity Pebbles

[00:43:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Fruity Pebbles

[00:44:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Is the greatest

[00:44:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Invention

[00:44:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Wheel

[00:44:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Fuck whatever

[00:44:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Tesla does

[00:44:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Fruity Pebbles

[00:44:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Is the greatest

[00:44:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Man-made invention

[00:44:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Of all time

[00:44:12] [SPEAKER_03]: It is so good

[00:44:13] [SPEAKER_03]: It is so fucking good

[00:44:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Cause it's

[00:44:15] [SPEAKER_03]: It's

[00:44:16] [SPEAKER_03]: It's the perfect

[00:44:16] [SPEAKER_03]: It's the perfect

[00:44:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Fucking texture

[00:44:18] [SPEAKER_03]: And consistency

[00:44:19] [SPEAKER_03]: And it's just

[00:44:21] [SPEAKER_03]: The best flavor

[00:44:22] [SPEAKER_03]: And then

[00:44:22] [SPEAKER_03]: That milk

[00:44:23] [SPEAKER_03]: After you eat it all

[00:44:24] [SPEAKER_03]: It's just so good

[00:44:26] [SPEAKER_02]: It's just so good

[00:44:28] [SPEAKER_02]: You know

[00:44:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Fruit Loops

[00:44:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Might be in the running

[00:44:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Though

[00:44:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Along with like

[00:44:32] [SPEAKER_02]: A couple of the

[00:44:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Captain Crunches

[00:44:33] [SPEAKER_02]: For Sharpest

[00:44:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh I do love

[00:44:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Captain Crunch

[00:44:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:44:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:44:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Sharpest cereal though

[00:44:37] [SPEAKER_02]: I think

[00:44:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:44:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:44:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:44:39] [SPEAKER_02]: For sure

[00:44:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:44:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:44:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Captain Crunch

[00:44:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Captain Crunch

[00:44:43] [SPEAKER_03]: And Bruschetta

[00:44:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Do the same thing

[00:44:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Cause I

[00:44:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Don't stop eating it

[00:44:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Until my mouth hurts

[00:44:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Like

[00:44:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Like

[00:44:49] [SPEAKER_03]: The crunchy

[00:44:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Bruschetta bread

[00:44:51] [SPEAKER_03]: I fucking

[00:44:52] [SPEAKER_03]: I'll have like

[00:44:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Cuts in my mouth

[00:44:54] [SPEAKER_03]: And Captain Crunch

[00:44:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Is the same thing

[00:44:55] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm just like

[00:44:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:44:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:44:57] [SPEAKER_02]: One of the sharpest cereals

[00:44:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:44:59] [SPEAKER_02]: It is sharp

[00:45:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:45:00] [SPEAKER_02]: You eat that shit

[00:45:01] [SPEAKER_02]: For too long

[00:45:01] [SPEAKER_02]: It'll chew your gums

[00:45:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Right up

[00:45:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Alright Travis

[00:45:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Alright Ron

[00:45:07] [SPEAKER_04]: We'll let you go

[00:45:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Sounds good

[00:45:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Alright dudes

[00:45:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Alright

[00:45:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Later brother

[00:45:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Have a good trip man

[00:45:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Yep

[00:45:13] [SPEAKER_03]: We'll talk soon

[00:45:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Alright later dudes

[00:45:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Later

[00:45:19] [SPEAKER_06]: How do I do this shit

[00:45:20] [SPEAKER_06]: I can still hear ya

[00:45:22] [SPEAKER_06]: Alright

[00:45:23] [SPEAKER_06]: So what

[00:45:24] [SPEAKER_06]: What do I have to press

[00:45:25] [SPEAKER_06]: Close

[00:45:26] [SPEAKER_06]: Bye