Draft Day

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[00:01:27] Bellers what up, I just I was just telling Ron my my hot pants pick for

[00:01:34] My commanders at two tonight is

[00:01:39] That they take JJ McCarthy at two and then immediately trade him to the LA Chargers and some picks for Justin Herbert

[00:01:50] All right, that's my hot pants take I don't think that's actually gonna happen, but that's my hot pants take

[00:01:56] Hey, we all have to have a hot pants take. Yeah daddy daddy needs his hot pants

[00:02:03] You know, it's weird like I used to be like a huge

[00:02:06] Remember when Mike and Mike had their show in the morning?

[00:02:10] Yeah, I thought I used to love that show loved it

[00:02:13] I like never missed it and even when I would get to work

[00:02:15] I would download and listen to it like later on the day

[00:02:19] Now just seeing Mike Greenberg makes me want to kick him in the taint and I don't know why he just

[00:02:25] He's like annoying on site to me. Yeah, that's I mean, that's the correct response. Okay. It's not just me then

[00:02:32] No, no, okay. That's the correct one. Is it is it cuz he kind of looks a little bit like Harvey Weinstein?

[00:02:39] Yes, you know

[00:02:42] A nerdy guy and now he looks like he's trying to look cool and it is

[00:02:48] Gold was a better Mike any yeah and go like I was always funnier

[00:02:52] I thought and like yeah, he was just but the goal was better

[00:02:55] Goals like a regular dude and he wasn't trying to be any bells

[00:02:58] But if you look at greenie now on the on the fucking

[00:03:01] He was just interviewing

[00:03:03] Roger Godel and he just looks like a sleaze ball like his

[00:03:07] He's got his shirt down a little bit. He's got like this

[00:03:10] Five o'clock shadow going on. Yeah, like come on

[00:03:16] You can try to be Italian all you want dude

[00:03:19] Yeah

[00:03:23] There he is

[00:03:26] Do not get him a pasta visual

[00:03:31] Oh

[00:03:34] What's that national Bohemian no Ron's going cheap tonight. Yeah, I need to rehydrate

[00:03:42] I've been kicking too many heavy stouts Travis, what are you drinking tonight? Mm-hmm? Ah

[00:03:48] I am drinking

[00:03:50] wafting wafting

[00:03:52] Water on the rocks nice. Oh

[00:03:54] I'm going hard. We're out late last night Lincoln home until early hours of the morning where me and my girls are all seen a band

[00:04:02] So nice night band. It's all death cab

[00:04:07] Oh nice. Yeah

[00:04:09] They did one of their albums in this entirety up in Orlando, so we fucking went up there and it was it was tremendous dude

[00:04:15] I

[00:04:16] Love those shows when bands just do like an album. Oh, dude

[00:04:20] Yeah, it was it was something else and then also because obviously it's the same dude who does the postal service the

[00:04:26] They did their full album as well

[00:04:28] So both bands did the full albums like cover to cover. It was really cool. It's yeah

[00:04:35] Do you prefer your water still or bubbly? I

[00:04:39] Like them both. I like them both like I enjoy

[00:04:44] All sorts of like seltzer waters and everything

[00:04:46] I actually just got done drinking a bubbly and I've had like

[00:04:50] Yeah, yeah, but I like them. I like it both ways

[00:04:53] I mean, I'm not gonna bring it not to give away too much information ladies

[00:04:57] But I wouldn't bring a bubbly to bed right? I'm having bedside regular still water. Yeah. Oh, I would

[00:05:05] Speaking of that you're an animal I saw you on your hiking pictures and you had that fucking Rambo knife next to you

[00:05:11] Of course you want bubbly water next to your bed. You gotta be prepared man

[00:05:16] We're just we're training. You know, you got we got all our stuff on for bigger longer hikes

[00:05:21] That's it and you know, you're in the mountains. There's bears there. You never know. Yeah

[00:05:27] You're gonna do poke it with the knife. Yes. No

[00:05:32] If it attacks me I will but if it doesn't I'm I'm just gonna you know

[00:05:36] I just I've had this conversation with people before I think you need so much more than a knife or even a low caliber

[00:05:43] weapon to defeat a bear

[00:05:46] To defeat a grizzly I'd agree with you but a bear a black bear

[00:05:51] I think I think I could personally go if I was completely naked and not have any weapons on me at all

[00:05:56] I think I could take a black bear

[00:05:59] Or are you greased up or no?

[00:06:01] Well, I'm Italian so I'm always naturally like a little greasy

[00:06:05] And if I get excited

[00:06:08] You know more that olive oil kind of comes out as like a natural defense

[00:06:12] I

[00:06:14] Asked you like he doesn't have in the meat, too

[00:06:17] That's it's true. It's all true what runs. Yeah, what run thing

[00:06:23] That's why I had a winning record in wrestling in high school

[00:06:25] Yeah, I had to hike that singlet up to right below my balls so more skin

[00:06:32] All right Ron one black bears zero

[00:06:34] The black bears here, you know, they're not really aggressive there. They're the friendly cuddly bears

[00:06:42] But you know they can get aggressive if you have food

[00:06:48] So this video today of I think it was actually in Virginia or maybe West Virginia

[00:06:53] but as this bear came into a campsite and

[00:06:57] It's like people are sitting at the picnic table eating and the bears just walking around them

[00:07:00] And they're like get the fuck out of here

[00:07:01] They're like trying to shoot it and like bear like swipes at him and the guy hits him and the bear walks away

[00:07:05] Yeah, I was like oh classic Virginia

[00:07:12] They were treating him like he was a fly yeah, get out of here get the fuck out

[00:07:17] Yeah, the black bears here in the mountains are generally not aggressive towards humans

[00:07:21] But but they are still bears. Yeah, I think I'm scared of bears like people not from Florida scare scared of alligators

[00:07:30] Yeah, yeah

[00:07:31] Because people are like oh my god alligators and generally if you don't fuck with them

[00:07:35] They're not even they're probably not even gonna move, you know, right?

[00:07:38] They're just still but people come in from out of town all the time and they're like

[00:07:43] Terrified a body's a water which is better than actually going in the body of water

[00:07:47] I guess now there is a bear in this area. That's more aggressive if you go to like Dupont Circle

[00:07:53] Yeah

[00:07:56] The Dupont Circle bears in DC if one of those bears

[00:08:02] They can be pretty aggressive you need a fuck a lot more than a knife

[00:08:07] Need a protective man pond

[00:08:12] Ronnie shakes brand

[00:08:17] I was thinking when we were talking to Brie about becoming somebody's bitch in prison

[00:08:21] The next day I was walking my dogs and I was thinking about that. I was like wait a second

[00:08:25] I might have this man pond thing wrong

[00:08:28] What if I have what if I invent like a a dual action man pond? It's kind of like a

[00:08:34] Like the prison the prison and yeah the prison

[00:08:40] Maybe put like a spike on the end of it like one of those World War one German helmets

[00:08:45] So it's like it's doing its job with the tissue

[00:08:48] on one side

[00:08:50] But it's saying hey man. I see you over there. Yeah on the other side

[00:08:56] It's like a reverse Chastity belt

[00:09:02] Man to Pascabra's butt plug has a yeah competition

[00:09:08] Yeah, oh

[00:09:10] Stay in I don't know you'd have to

[00:09:14] I'll call up the engineers look at I mean I mean Ryan honestly, but you're pretty much talking about a butt plug here

[00:09:20] Yeah

[00:09:21] Yeah, but the button out that see the man pond serves to to

[00:09:28] Put a nice little barrier between

[00:09:31] What may come out of your ass when you don't want something coming out of your ass?

[00:09:35] Whereas a butt plug. I

[00:09:37] Mean that's steel. That's not you know

[00:09:41] Mid doesn't have to be the but plugs are also rubber

[00:09:44] Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna have to get back to the drawing board

[00:09:49] Just think of a way we can effectively market this there's way too much potential to well

[00:09:54] I just think we should assume everyone knows when you say man pond. All right

[00:09:58] They know the function of it, right?

[00:10:00] Right because most people have tampon works and so we can just build from there, right, right, right

[00:10:06] It's a good foundation where we're just branching off of a well-known

[00:10:12] Product well known is this a sports episode or a regular episode?

[00:10:18] Regular one regular regular cool. All right, but we can talk sports with sports. I mean, it's draft night

[00:10:23] You know, yeah, it is draft night by the time he makes the draft will be over and the Panthers are up

[00:10:29] One to nothing on on the lightning

[00:10:32] By the time this airs my

[00:10:35] Commanders will have drafted JJ McCarthy and traded them for Justin Herbert. I mean

[00:10:41] All right

[00:10:43] Letting go of Justin Herbert. No, I don't actually believe it

[00:10:49] Like you would you hmm so you want Justin Herbert? Yeah, I would love Justin

[00:10:55] You would love Justin Herbert. I would love Justin Herbert. Yeah

[00:10:59] What are your reservations on Herbert Travis? Well, obviously

[00:11:04] Obviously the national conversation

[00:11:07] because of the same draft class with Tua and Herbert and

[00:11:12] Everyone just shitting on Tua. I don't know dude. So it just put a bad bad taste in my mouth with Herbert, but I mean I

[00:11:19] Don't know other than that. That's my reservation letter

[00:11:23] So no, so no real reservation. I just told you my

[00:11:27] I'm a dolphins fan. It doesn't get realer than that. It's the realest reservation

[00:11:34] I don't know it just I just you don't hear people seeking him out as

[00:11:40] much so and that was like a really like

[00:11:44] I don't know

[00:11:46] threading the needle sort of

[00:11:48] Sort of happening to actually get them

[00:11:51] Well, Matt if the skins could have Tua or Herbert

[00:11:54] Which one would you want save for the same amount?

[00:11:59] Herbert

[00:12:01] I think I think Herbert's better than Tua. I don't think Tua is bad. I think Tua is pretty fucking good

[00:12:06] I just think Herbert's better like they're both top 10 quarterbacks in the NFL though, you know, so I would take either

[00:12:13] comparatively to who we have

[00:12:16] Yes, probably wants to leave if you think about it Herbert would probably love to leave because then they isn't

[00:12:22] Is that clear and Keenan Allen gone? Yeah, Echler signed with my commanders

[00:12:28] Oh

[00:12:30] And Keenan Allen went to

[00:12:32] The bears right sounds right. Yeah, I knew they both left. Yeah, trade the bears. But here's here's the reason why I say this

[00:12:40] um

[00:12:42] Number one JJ McCarthy, you know the new head coach of LA is Jim Harbaugh

[00:12:47] Jim Harbaugh just won a national championship with JJ McCartney

[00:12:52] JJ McCarthy knows his system. He's a young quarterback. Jim Harbaugh loves his dudes

[00:12:56] We all know that this is the reason why Kaepernick happened

[00:12:59] Because Alex Smith was tearing it up for Jim Harbaugh

[00:13:02] He was the best quarterback in the NFL for half a season. Then he got injured Kaepernick came in

[00:13:07] Uh, when Alex Smith came back they he never put Smith back in

[00:13:11] Kaepernick was his guy. Yeah, he likes his guy then on top of all that

[00:13:18] The vagus line for betting

[00:13:21] Over the past two weeks for Justin Herbert to be traded has gone up three times

[00:13:26] Oh, see that that means something to me like that. Yeah, right

[00:13:30] Vegas knows Vegas does know you could criticize Vegas all you want

[00:13:33] But they fucking know and the people within the commander's organization

[00:13:38] Who like like our beat reporters but the ones that

[00:13:41] Don't say just random shit and makeup stories. There's there's just there's only a couple of them

[00:13:46] But the best one john kime

[00:13:49] Who if it comes out his mouth, it's pretty solid. Yeah, he's um he's a he john kimes has said that

[00:13:55] JJ McCarthy is higher on the commander's draft board than drake may

[00:14:00] And jade and daniels for that matter

[00:14:03] And and the commanders have known what they're gonna do it to they haven't leaked anything but

[00:14:08] Our gm keeps saying we're good with two

[00:14:12] Yeah, we'll accept calls on the trade offers for two, but we really like what we have it to

[00:14:17] I don't think it's outside of the realm of possibility that they've made a deal with la

[00:14:22] I

[00:14:24] Because McCarthy

[00:14:25] Probably would be off the board before la picks

[00:14:28] Yeah, I mean surely crazier things have happened like right right

[00:14:33] um, I'm not the first commanders draft

[00:14:37] Uh without what's his name dance. I cannot be named yet. Yes

[00:14:41] Yes

[00:14:43] This is all right. That's exciting the one we don't speak of yeah

[00:14:47] Well our our gm has been the assistant gm of san francisco

[00:14:52] For the last like five seasons. Yeah, and and he's worked for other teams

[00:14:57] He's like

[00:14:58] You know the whole entire league said this was a slam dunk higher for us like this dude is yeah

[00:15:02] Basically immediately gonna be one of the best gms in football because he was basically doing a lot of the work for san francisco

[00:15:08] Weird shit could happen. I don't know but I just if the only thing that's going to disappoint me tonight

[00:15:13] Is if the day sit at two and take jade and daniels

[00:15:16] I do not want jade and daniel's who how old is keenan allen? He's pretty old, isn't he?

[00:15:21] Yeah, I think he's like 32. I mean the bears are undoubtedly taking kaylor williams

[00:15:27] Yeah

[00:15:28] You know it would be it would be insane if you ended up on the commanders like he's from dc

[00:15:33] Oh, is he where do you play high school? Um

[00:15:36] Oh gonzaga

[00:15:38] Okay, yeah, I played high school at gonzaga

[00:15:42] He's a lifelong commanders fan

[00:15:44] What are they changing that fucking name?

[00:15:46] It's such a terrible name. It's I don't think they're changing it. No, no, they're gonna but I think so like yeah

[00:15:52] It's like way down on the list though

[00:15:53] They're like trying to turn the franchise around and put a winning team on the field first before they

[00:15:59] But they're gonna change the name see that that tells me they're hoping that people just forget about the whole thing and just

[00:16:05] I

[00:16:06] I don't think my first item of duty being getting snider out of here would have been changed the fucking name

[00:16:13] Well, I mean here's second to season ended. I would have changed that shit billions of dollars. I don't care

[00:16:18] You know, I don't care billions. You gotta get this thing

[00:16:21] You have to get the stink off of the fucking franchise

[00:16:24] I agree

[00:16:25] But you know winning as long as they're the commanders that's the stink of snider winning cures a lot of that

[00:16:30] But they're gonna change

[00:16:32] I mean, I get it

[00:16:34] Because in the long run, it's just a name. But yeah, I we all want commanders. Oh that is sti sniders stink

[00:16:40] That was more than a stink that was a turd that he shot on the fucking franchise knowing that he was leaving

[00:16:46] Such a fucking dick that guy

[00:16:49] I always thought it was hilarious that

[00:16:52] We had 10 names and we got a voting process over months and commanders was never one of those names

[00:16:58] He knew he was gonna be commanders we voted for what the name was gonna be all the fans did and then he said no

[00:17:03] It's commanders. Yeah, that was his last. Fuck you spend the last three months doing that was his you want me gone?

[00:17:08] Okay, vote for this name that I already picked 12 months ago

[00:17:13] And then and then he said we hired some million dollar design firm to to make the uniforms to design the new uniforms

[00:17:22] He literally just let it let his wife do it

[00:17:25] But he told the fans he hired a million million two million dollar like design firm

[00:17:33] He's such a piece of shit

[00:17:35] I'm gonna say I'll always I'll die on this hill. They should have just left it the football team

[00:17:41] I will die on that hill. It's better than commanders commanders. Yeah

[00:17:44] It's it's better than a lot of things dude. Fuckin the washington. I would love it if it wasn't the miami football team

[00:17:50] yeah

[00:17:51] Dan Snyder's the kind of guy that and I know this for a fact that when

[00:17:56] Like they have contractors at their house to fix shit like, you know h-fat guys or plumbers or electricians

[00:18:02] They all have to sign fucking paperwork saying that they will not look dan Snyder or the rest of his family in the eyes

[00:18:09] Or if they do that it will be immediately escorted off the premises executed

[00:18:16] That's that's dragged out back in shot

[00:18:18] That is that is absolutely 100 true that he does that with people

[00:18:23] Yeah

[00:18:24] God that's weak

[00:18:25] Yeah, so they get that burgundy color for the uniforms. They use the blood

[00:18:29] Of contractors who look Dan

[00:18:31] It's one of all the failed electricians

[00:18:34] I mean

[00:18:35] I mean the guy essentially bribed a fucking forest park ranger to have protected trees cut down

[00:18:42] From the park that's behind his property so yet so he could have a better view of the Potomac River

[00:18:48] From his mansion

[00:18:51] Yeah

[00:18:53] That's that's also true

[00:18:54] It he kind of bribed this one guy and there was like two rangers involved. There's this real weird story

[00:19:00] But yeah, but it happened the trees came down

[00:19:04] protected trees

[00:19:06] People in this area man suffered through arguably the two worst owners in sports history

[00:19:11] With dan Snyder and then what's his name for the Orioles?

[00:19:14] Peter angeles. Yeah, Peter

[00:19:17] Angeles just recently died. Yeah, I kind of celebrated it a little bit when kissinger died

[00:19:25] Yeah

[00:19:28] And then and then Peter angeles his son sold the team I believe yeah, he did

[00:19:33] Yeah, both teams are released up there

[00:19:37] Yeah, now the oath can be good again

[00:19:41] And look they are

[00:19:42] Yep, it is the best Orioles team in many years

[00:19:46] Yeah, this other team is fucking good man. It's so good. There's so much fun to watch

[00:19:51] What team um out of so, you know people who know us know that we're in at least

[00:19:55] I actually know the answer to this. I just want to hear them say it. What's out of the Mets

[00:20:01] Um

[00:20:02] The marlins i'm just writing this down so it takes longer for me to say

[00:20:06] And the nationals who is the best record right now?

[00:20:09] No, fuck you who is the who's the only one with a winning record right now?

[00:20:13] The Mets meet the Mets. Hey my Nats are playing pretty well

[00:20:19] I mean we're 10 and 13 now, but like

[00:20:21] We were 10 and 11 we lost two just lost two games on road to the Dodgers

[00:20:25] Yeah, yeah, I watched the marlins win yet

[00:20:29] They want a couple right

[00:20:32] What is that? They want a couple they want six and 14. Yeah, all right

[00:20:37] Wait, they might have more I think they're five. Hold on. I kind of

[00:20:40] It's hard to pick. No, they're six and 20. Sorry six and 20

[00:20:44] That's six wins and 20 losses

[00:20:48] We've seen

[00:20:49] Travis

[00:20:51] It's the whole Aaron Rodgers thing and like in the Jets and I gave him such a hard time

[00:20:58] past season with Aaron Rodgers and the Jets

[00:21:00] I have only very tiny sports accomplishments that I can flaunt and one of them is baseball in april

[00:21:09] I will talk shit when I could talk shit gentlemen. It's april 24th and I'm talking shit about my baseball team

[00:21:19] Yeah, it's not may just yet. No, this is also the most exciting night for a jet fan to draft night

[00:21:25] It's all downhill from here. Which which wrong player are you gonna choose tonight?

[00:21:31] Yeah, exactly

[00:21:34] Which franchise killer?

[00:21:36] Hey, you guys you guys did get rid of uh

[00:21:39] Frickin uh, Zach Wilson

[00:21:41] That's right. Yeah

[00:21:43] I'll I won't never stop laughing if we trade and get Herbert tonight

[00:21:51] Now I kind of want that to happen

[00:21:54] What number are we? Uh

[00:21:56] We gotta be like

[00:21:58] Are you I don't know if you are in the top 10. Maybe you are we are oh, we're 10

[00:22:03] You were oh, we're right at 10. What do you what do you need? Do you even know what we need?

[00:22:08] How much time you got

[00:22:11] That was a that was a funny question in his own exactly

[00:22:15] You don't need a quarterback

[00:22:18] I think the only thing we don't need is an equipment manager. I think we have a really rad equipment manager

[00:22:25] And number 10 the jets pick equipment manager. God damn it. We already have a good equipment

[00:22:29] At a lazy state

[00:22:31] Mother fucker. Hingle McRingleberry

[00:22:35] That's

[00:22:37] That's like a couple years ago or a few years ago. Uh, old Ron

[00:22:41] Well riverboat Ron taking a long snapper in the fifth round

[00:22:46] Tactics who who got released last year that's awesome. Yeah

[00:22:52] His name was uh Cameron cheeseman

[00:22:56] It's a hell of a name. Oh, yeah, I missed cheese

[00:22:59] I'm cheese. He started all series of the jets have a great defense. So

[00:23:04] They do

[00:23:05] They do have a good defense. All they need is Aaron Rodgers

[00:23:09] Yeah, to stay healthy. That's it. It's what they need. I kept saying that last year and I kept laughing at him

[00:23:13] But I think Matt was right if yeah, if you guys had a quarterback, you would have won

[00:23:17] We had a healthy Rogers. Yeah

[00:23:19] You didn't beat the bills that won game last year and that made me happy as fuck

[00:23:23] Yeah, that was lucky

[00:23:24] That was you guys still had a decent running game

[00:23:27] But if you had a quarterback in there the other team the team that's playing against you

[00:23:30] Doesn't have to just stack the box. Right. Uh, they're gonna run guys

[00:23:34] Because if they don't run, they're gonna throw an interception because if they don't run

[00:23:37] They're putting the ball in Zach Wilson's hands and nobody wants that

[00:23:41] Yes

[00:23:42] There's three choices in completely pass interception or run

[00:23:45] You have to mix it up every now and then with an incomplete pass. It's only you know

[00:23:48] You got to keep him guessing a little bit

[00:23:51] Did you did you see your your new uniforms? The jets have new uniforms this year

[00:23:56] They're similar to last year. They're just a little they're all similar

[00:23:58] They're always like the jets are the one team's uniforms that it never really changes because it's not like there's

[00:24:04] They don't have like a like I guess they do

[00:24:07] They're not like a mascot on their uniform. It just says jets

[00:24:10] It's the worst name in all of sports besides the commanders and the wizards

[00:24:16] The wizards like seriously is the gayest fucking I know you shouldn't say it's the gayest fucking name

[00:24:23] To go especially to go from the bullets to the wizards. Yeah, I know

[00:24:27] The best team in the NBA

[00:24:30] Those two names the best team name in the NBA to the worst team name in the NBA. Yeah, yeah

[00:24:36] The um

[00:24:38] It's crazy Washington sports all our team names suck

[00:24:42] Like you can't tell me that the nationals and capitals are really that good either capitals are good

[00:24:46] Okay, they're good. They're not really the nationals has been a great name

[00:24:51] The senators is a good name. It's just like a name

[00:24:53] They should have renamed it the senators. I don't know why they do that's a good name for a DCT

[00:24:58] Like why didn't they go back to the senator? You know, every senator can suck my dick, but

[00:25:02] It's still a good name for a DCT

[00:25:05] I don't understand why they didn't do that, but whatever when did the commanders do change their name?

[00:25:11] Uh

[00:25:11] The the fan consensus at this point is warthogs washington warthogs

[00:25:16] I hope they just go with that because that's what everybody everyone likes

[00:25:20] It's a cool fighter. It's got you know, defending DC relevance greatest fighter jet not a cool fighter jet

[00:25:26] It's the greatest the most badass fighter jet of all fucking time. Yeah, it's true

[00:25:31] And it was a character on the lion king

[00:25:34] There you go. Yeah, and the hogs is in there, you know, the hog name is in there. Yeah

[00:25:40] It's too perfect. It's too much sense. Yeah

[00:25:43] Yeah, it has the same amount of syllables for the fight song

[00:25:46] Yeah, it's too perfect. Well, I I mean, I think that will happen. It'll just probably take a couple seasons

[00:25:53] Yeah, or just the hogs. I think would be cool too. Yeah

[00:25:58] Most people most fans like warthogs better

[00:26:02] Yeah, you gotta give the like fat ugly animals, you know what I mean? Like all all the animals

[00:26:07] Eagles and fucking panthers and lions and

[00:26:11] What about the pigs come on man like

[00:26:14] I

[00:26:15] Were the the Washington Dairy cows

[00:26:17] You know what I mean? Like it shows some love to some of the lesser better than commanders

[00:26:22] It is better

[00:26:25] I mean hogs and cows like

[00:26:27] How many people eat

[00:26:29] There's their life their sustenance

[00:26:32] And they get no love in the sports naming

[00:26:35] Well, I think we should just go mythical or whatever here because uh, Seattle now has the crackings, right?

[00:26:42] Yeah, so why not the Washington werewolves?

[00:26:45] That would be fucking rad. Yeah, that would be fucking bad

[00:26:49] Hell yeah

[00:26:50] That's probably what they were thinking when they're like, let's let's do something mythical. Let's just call it a wizard

[00:26:56] Yeah, we got super nice wizards. We can have a werewolf

[00:27:00] Just call it a wizard. I mean real changes to the hobbits. That would be fucking amazing the Washington hobbits the Washington hairy feet

[00:27:08] Wait, where is this draft?

[00:27:11] Oh, yeah

[00:27:12] Oh, yeah, everyone's wearing blue. What time is it 8 30? Is that what starts in one minute? Yeah. Oh, that's an eight

[00:27:18] Oh, yeah, Chicago is on the clock where they will be in 59 second

[00:27:23] Well, I mean they have to immediately just take Caleb Williams, right?

[00:27:28] Yeah, but you know, they always wait seven or eight minutes

[00:27:32] It's the suspense and just like sitting over the Caleb. Yeah, well, it's because

[00:27:36] Goodell wants those three extra commercials

[00:27:41] I'm excited about the commanders see who they pick

[00:27:45] I am too just as long as it's not jaden daniel's I would accept any any player except jaden daniel's

[00:27:52] See if matt is actually a wizard and his I do not take comes

[00:27:56] I just don't want rg3 round two but worse like

[00:28:01] rg3 was

[00:28:02] a better prospect period than jaden daniel's is

[00:28:06] like

[00:28:08] Period like he was just he was way more highly touted like jade and jaden is the same thing

[00:28:13] He's he's undersized for being like six two or whatever just a little bit undersized not super undersized

[00:28:18] But a little bit, but he doesn't know how to slide just like rg3 didn't know how to slide jaden daniel's just get

[00:28:23] He just got pounded in college because he just I mean I watched

[00:28:28] Uh the career like hardest hits on jaden daniel's like the other night was like on youtube

[00:28:33] That highlight reel was like more than five minutes long of just runs of him not sliding and getting fucking

[00:28:41] destroyed by like linebackers that probably took five years off the back end of his career

[00:28:45] Dude like in the nfl. He's just gonna get fucked up

[00:28:49] You think about it recent times. I was just having a conversation about this like

[00:28:54] that one time when uh, this was fuck maybe

[00:28:58] 2016 or 17 and flacco was

[00:29:01] Cubie for the ravens and they're playing the dolphins and fucking kiko elonso with they we were getting our ass kicked dude

[00:29:07] That game ended up like 40 to nothing

[00:29:09] but uh flacco didn't slide in time or slid late and kiko nailed him and he gets up

[00:29:15] With like the one finger like do you remember that it was a whole meme like he was he was knocked clean out

[00:29:21] And he was uh

[00:29:22] And that whole season and like right after that is when they really started cracking down on it because like

[00:29:29] I'll find the picture and send it to you guys if you'll remember as soon as you see it

[00:29:36] Yeah, so you gotta know I will I know I will

[00:29:39] Bears are on the clock just fucking press the Caleb will come on. So do it

[00:29:44] Everybody knows you're taking Caleb Williams. Just fucking take it. Wait the bears got did they get rid of um

[00:29:50] Justin Fields. Yes. Yeah, they traded him to Pittsburgh. So Pittsburgh has fields and

[00:29:55] Russell Russell. Okay, yeah. Yeah, so I guess they're having Wilson groom fields for the future

[00:30:02] That's the thought process

[00:30:03] But they rubbed him the wrong way because they traded for fields after they signed Russell Wilson

[00:30:09] So then then Wilson was actually asked that in an interview after that and he was like

[00:30:13] He basically was like, I don't give a fuck about him. I'm not going there to fucking train anybody. Yeah

[00:30:18] That's funny. So kind of a little bit of a bonehead move but in signing

[00:30:25] Russell Wilson part of his contract to Pittsburgh was

[00:30:28] He wouldn't sign the deal unless Pittsburgh immediately named him the starter

[00:30:32] And that was in the contract that he will be the starting quarterback. How old is Wilson now?

[00:30:38] He's not super old. He's he's early 30s. Okay. Yeah, it's like 33. I think maybe

[00:30:44] You know freaking quarterbacks always have longer

[00:30:48] Life in the NFL. Yeah, he's 35 35. Okay, so

[00:30:53] He's in the twilight. He's got plenty of he's got plenty of time left

[00:30:57] He just needs to like land in the right system in the right place. He was great last year

[00:31:03] Honestly, Pittsburgh might be that place. Yeah

[00:31:06] Like he might be really good in Pittsburgh

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[00:32:08] Oh, here we go. It's gonna be Caleb Williams

[00:32:11] You know the bears have never

[00:32:14] Ever in the history of that team that team has been around since like the 1920s

[00:32:18] The bears have never had a quarterback throw 30 touchdowns in a season or for 4 000 yards in a season never really

[00:32:25] Never

[00:32:28] 4 000 yards I I get but hasn't thrown 30 touchdowns never

[00:32:33] even McMahon

[00:32:34] Never

[00:32:35] Wow

[00:32:36] The last time a commander's quarterback through 30 touchdowns

[00:32:41] Was sonny jergensen in 1960 no shit sonny. Yeah

[00:32:44] In 1967 we've never had a 30 touchdown

[00:32:48] Quarterback since then kurt cuddles. Is he still doing the radio broadcast?

[00:32:53] Sonny or is he dead? No, he died. Okay. He died. Yeah

[00:32:56] He was he was doing it way longer than he should have been doing it

[00:32:59] It kind of got a little weird. He did it like right up until he not

[00:33:02] Yeah, he should have stopped like three years prior. Pretty sure he died pretty sure I remember that

[00:33:07] It was kind of like when what's his name would do the uh New Year's Eve thing after he had his stroke

[00:33:12] Yeah, it's like all right

[00:33:13] Can we get somebody else because now it's now it's awkward for everybody else

[00:33:16] Right now that bring it out all these detroit. Oh, Barry Sanders. Oh, no, he's not dead. I'm sorry

[00:33:21] He's just not doing the broadcast anymore. Okay

[00:33:24] He's yeah, he's 89

[00:33:26] Okay, now they're on the clock to not get him 10 minutes. So now we got another at least eight minutes these fuckers

[00:33:32] Tell us the answer of what one plus one equals

[00:33:34] Okay. All right. I just can't turn my volume on a little bit. I thought they were on the clock the whole fucking time

[00:33:39] I thought they were too, but that's a whole sea of people. That's as stupid as I am

[00:33:44] Would you go to something like that? Oh, fuck. Yeah, dude. You kidding me?

[00:33:47] Yeah, I wouldn't do that

[00:33:49] I would if it was in my if it was in my town like Miami, what I bro I go to training camp like

[00:33:56] I go to the dolphins training camp

[00:33:57] That's not but see when you go into dolphins training camp you're at least seeing dolphins

[00:34:02] This you're just seeing other idiots

[00:34:04] All right, fair

[00:34:06] Training camp is I think a much

[00:34:08] more respectable thing to go to than the draft

[00:34:11] I went to an afc practice for this for the probe all once in hawaii when I lived in hawaii

[00:34:18] Because they opened it up for they let because us people who were in the military got free tickets

[00:34:22] So we got to go watch the afc practice, which is actually cool because it was top that year. It was tom brady and

[00:34:30] Pain manning oh

[00:34:32] so I got to see them practice and

[00:34:35] fucking um

[00:34:37] The one good jet in the past 20 years. Um, fuck. What's the running back that broke all the records?

[00:34:43] Yeah, yeah, Curtis Martin. Curtis Martin was

[00:34:46] Yeah, he's a Hall of Famer. Yeah, dude. Dude was a fucking beast. He was a beast yet

[00:34:51] It's it was at a loha stadium

[00:34:53] And I remember we were watching we got there and uh,

[00:34:56] Manning stupid pain manning was warming up

[00:34:59] He was just throwing the ball with somebody and people were chanting cut that meat

[00:35:04] That because it was when that commercial had come out

[00:35:07] Oh my god bears and I felt just tell us they took kaylor williams

[00:35:11] Ah

[00:35:13] Is maddening I hate watching the draft

[00:35:16] I really do the only way to watch the draft is if you're doing it like this and it's a bunch of us like sitting around like

[00:35:21] Drinking beer something is just making fun of it the whole time

[00:35:24] Look at the show and the bears fucking war room right now. They're all like

[00:35:27] None of them are even talking because they already know what the fucking

[00:35:32] Months ago my commanders are on the clock. It says it says the figure ahead of us

[00:35:37] We're watching it live and you already have it's still counting down on with the bears

[00:35:41] It says the pick is in but it doesn't say who the clock restarted

[00:35:46] Nine minutes 54 seconds. That's the way back on four the pig is in here we go

[00:35:51] It's gonna be cable Williams, obviously. Well, they picked travis latman. That's crazy

[00:35:56] Let's go

[00:35:59] I knew it. I knew coach was watching me lose all that weight. I needed an all-pros center

[00:36:05] Got my vertical jump up to two and a half inches

[00:36:09] What

[00:36:11] Broadcaster you guys watching

[00:36:13] Nope, it's William's yeah, it's William. I'm on you. I'm watching ESPN. All right. They made the smart choice

[00:36:21] The obvious choice

[00:36:22] Manners are on the clock

[00:36:24] Everyone's all surprised and shilling

[00:36:27] They did it

[00:36:31] I didn't think they were gonna pick hailing Williams

[00:36:52] And now he has to walk eight miles to the stage like that sounds like people boot him. Yeah, they always boot

[00:37:07] It's a hell of a zipper on that thing

[00:37:11] Yeah, it is that's crazy. What the fuck is that a knife if that's a functioning pocket

[00:37:17] And it's like off-center too. It's like a michael jackson leather jacket zipper

[00:37:20] Like I said, I guess I don't understand fashion. Yeah

[00:37:27] I mean that suit was given to him like 20 minutes ago. So

[00:37:33] See if my hot pants take is right. All right. I know it's 32 seconds

[00:37:38] I know it's not gonna be but

[00:37:40] All right last second guess matt, who are they picking?

[00:37:43] Well, I already told you they're gonna take jj mccarthy and trade them to the

[00:37:47] the chargers for

[00:37:49] for

[00:37:51] Herbert I mean they would have to be like i'm sure pics going with it. Yeah, do you think mccarthy is a legit number two?

[00:37:58] I don't know

[00:38:01] Like he's good and I you know like watching him talk and stuff like that. He seems like

[00:38:06] He's a dude that could lead people. He's you know, he always has a smile on his face

[00:38:13] You know, he just seems like a people person. He's a leader of men but like, you know

[00:38:18] On a run first team. Sure. I don't in the nfl now

[00:38:23] You know the sample size of him

[00:38:26] Yeah

[00:38:27] Big question mark there is if he could throw the ball 40 times a game and be successful, you know, right

[00:38:34] The commander's draft dan snyder as a new owner

[00:38:39] Dude that one of the funniest things ever was uh

[00:38:44] When they announced like the ownership group because there's like

[00:38:48] Uh josh harris michael rails

[00:38:50] Who's a long time like dc area businessman and then magic johnson are like the three

[00:38:56] Yeah

[00:38:57] Biggest stakes josh harris owning 49 percent, you know as the largest stake in the team

[00:39:02] But there's like there's like 12 or 13 owners and one of the guys that all the way at the bottom

[00:39:08] When they announced the entire list

[00:39:10] Who owns like the tiniest stake in the team? His last name is also snyder

[00:39:17] And and when fans saw that people were like, oh no get this guy the fuck out of here

[00:39:23] Like why would anybody let that guy look at our part of this team? We don't care if we're not related just

[00:39:29] Everybody in dc contributed a dollar to buy him out. Yeah, so there is still a snyder that owns part of the team

[00:39:37] Is it spelled the same way? Mm-hmm. Oh, okay

[00:39:40] I believe so

[00:39:42] Commander's gm is on the phone right now. They're showing that

[00:39:45] Please don't show james talking to that the long snapper that's available

[00:39:53] What round did the raiders take janna kowski in was it the first round?

[00:39:57] I believe it was the first round. So but he's the only kicker ever to be drafted in the first round

[00:40:01] I think you're right. Yeah, i'm pretty sure it's Sebastian janna kowski

[00:40:04] Yeah, it was drafted in the first round one of only three nfl kickers to be selected in the first round of an nfl draft

[00:40:10] The three there's three of them. Yeah, well, he's their leading all-time leading scorer

[00:40:15] Yeah, yeah, I mean like he was a good kicker more games with the franchise than any other player

[00:40:20] Wow, he was a good kicker for sure. Yeah, kowski was a fucking good kick

[00:40:25] Dudes I'd hate to do it but 230 comes early so i'm gonna shove off. Yeah, man. Go ahead. All right

[00:40:31] All right, brothers. We'll talk soon. All right later in take it easy go marlins

[00:40:36] Yeah

[00:40:41] Oh

[00:40:42] The pick is in yeah, oh no not jade and daniel's please not jade daniel's

[00:40:48] Please not jade daniel's

[00:40:52] Matt farmer said mel kiver needs to shut up. He reminds me of my ex-wife

[00:40:58] It's daniel's mother jade daniels there you go the future of the commanders

[00:41:03] The future of the warhawks. Hopefully it's not he's gonna be fucking terrible

[00:41:11] I wonder who the patriots are gonna take yeah, let's wait for the patriots pick them. We'll jump off

[00:41:16] I'm curious if they're gonna take drake may

[00:41:20] Or if may falls to like

[00:41:22] They need a quarterback like for sure

[00:41:25] Yeah, the patriots are taking quarterback. Yeah, they are definitely taking a quarterback

[00:41:29] Whether it's jj mccarthy drake may or michael pennix

[00:41:33] We'll see but

[00:41:36] I don't think uh, but who did drake may play for?

[00:41:39] UNC okay, but he was recruited by alabama. So he originally was gonna go to alabama

[00:41:45] But he wasn't gonna start and UNC's

[00:41:49] Coach convinced him to transfer to UNC before he ever played for alabama

[00:41:55] Even though he had committed to alabama

[00:41:57] Um, because drake may's dad went to UNC

[00:42:00] And the coach convinced him because of that and basically said hey you can come here and start as

[00:42:05] Yeah, essentially as a true freshman although he sat one year behind sam howell

[00:42:09] But I mean drake may he started the last two years there. He's only 21 years old currently. Okay. Yeah

[00:42:17] He's raw like, you know, he's he should be the next like josh allen pretty much. Okay

[00:42:23] Uh, I feel we I feel like we've taken the wrong fucking qb

[00:42:31] Never know

[00:42:32] You never you do never know

[00:42:34] There's whoever the patriots take now the vikings basically

[00:42:37] Are the next team that needs a qb where they eat no, they're at 11

[00:42:42] The jets need a key. Oh, they're all the jets still

[00:42:45] No, the jets are the jet need a qb

[00:42:47] They I mean because how many years to get out of rogers not in the first round

[00:42:51] They don't next year next year. Maybe you take a qb

[00:42:55] Because you know, I just have more than two years left on him

[00:42:58] That's why I say you take one next year. He's gonna play this year and next year like

[00:43:02] I'm pretty sure he's gonna as long as he stays healthy

[00:43:05] Dude's in great shape. I'll never ever ever

[00:43:10] Forget that first game next year when we were all podcasting

[00:43:17] He's not getting up he's not getting up the jets are gonna jets

[00:43:22] The jets are gonna jets

[00:43:24] Patriots pick is in I hope I do hope I'm wrong about jane danos

[00:43:29] He looks really small

[00:43:32] Like really undersized and he doesn't know how to fucking slide

[00:43:35] Like his shoulders are like wow. He's he's got like a small frame

[00:43:40] He's not like super undersized, but he is under that. He's really tall, but I mean this is this is a little bit why I was

[00:43:48] concerned about our gm adam peters because it supposedly

[00:43:51] Uh adam peters was the reason they drafted tray lance like traded up to get tray lance in that one draft

[00:43:57] See how well that worked out. Yeah

[00:44:00] I was like, oh no we're taking jane danos when I hoof, but they're probably gonna take me

[00:44:07] Yep, drake may that's who they took. Yep

[00:44:11] Well, then that means either mccarthy or pennix to the vikings in 11. All right, man

[00:44:17] I'll be in LA next weekend, but um

[00:44:20] I'll still be able to edit this and put it out by next Sunday. So good luck with that trade. Yeah