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[00:00:00] Hey Matt alive here betcha didn't know I was gonna be in another movie. Oh hell who am I kidding? Of course you did I won't shut up about it So the movie's called fur and it's brought to you by the great people over at Film Trash Productions

[00:00:13] It's all about an animatronic bear who comes to life and starts killing gruesome our Indiegogo campaign is currently live through the end of February and if you can help out

[00:00:23] There are some great perks they range from animal pets sign copies of the Blu-ray special thanks in the credits your band's music in the film and Acting roles you can even be killed. Oh, that sounds super fun. Check it out donate and share if you're able

[00:00:39] The link to the Indiegogo campaign is down in the show description and any help is very appreciated We finally gave in we said all right all right you a song but it's gonna be a clone of the screeching weasel song that we heard a while ago

[00:01:06] So we wrote them a jingle and it sounded really great it was the dance little jingle that their pockets never had but they filed that rain turn I'm bringing I'm bringing I'm bringing I'm bringing I'm bringing I'm bringing I'm bringing In fringing sort of way we're talking to

[00:01:44] Film trash productions. Yeah Yeah, some good friends Recorded some stuff together movies that is Filmmaker I should say we filmed some recorded some stuff together sounds scandalous I'm in music but I'm always in music

[00:02:01] It just comes out. Yeah. We have we filmed some stuff together a few movies, but Josh returned guests Thank you, Josh graves Thank you for having me years ago. You're welcome and then and then now old friend of mine mouse

[00:02:18] Part of the part of the family she's part of film trash What's happening what's up awesome? I'm here to hi Yeah Coincidentally enough Film another movie here in a couple months that we are all in well Ron's not in it That's right

[00:02:52] That's a way to promote right there if you need a stunt taint, let me know Hey So the funniest thing is like you said that we're about to film a movie and I was sitting here like oh wait He's got another job what other movie? Silly goose

[00:03:26] Nice killer killer animatronic bear movie not ripping off no five nights at Freddy's this Even though they came first that's not a thing. I think only you were worried about that I'm just saying look like like two years ago. This was like a

[00:03:45] I was writing it and then this movie came out called Christmas bloody Christmas or something like that and It was like almost identical to the script that I wrote except it was a robotic Santa Claus So this had to be put on the back burner for a while

[00:04:03] So you never know man people like oh if I'm nice or Freddy's I'm just like Remake of something. I know okay and bear came out the same time too and you're like all this bear shit come Yeah

[00:04:19] Yeah, I had to postpone it there for a minute because I was like man, they're gonna think I'm ripping off some stuff Bears are hot. It's perfect timing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they are yeah, but that's also a good thing like

[00:04:30] Even though you'll have the people like all they're just you know Five nights of Freddy's cocaine bears like oh, they're just the hype but that's the best time to strike

[00:04:41] Yeah, you got a lot of attention you get a lot of people like oh have you seen this stupid bear movie coming out and like Oh, yeah, I've heard about that but then you get the people like man. They're just ripping off five nights at Freddy's

[00:04:58] I'm pretty sure no one's gonna think our movie is like five nights at Freddy's you have read the script right You're the one that doesn't read scripts Pages of your hilarity by the way 79 pages that's that's a record for me to be honest Printed it today

[00:05:26] Me I should have printed it once and then printed it again, but no no I hit the two copies button No, I spent 20 minutes taking one pile and separating it into two Printed each page at a time

[00:05:46] Okay, and then I put it in Manila folders and I labeled it Luke and Claudia To you guys are gonna play Sorry that I gave you the name Claudia. I don't know what I was thinking

[00:06:02] I don't know what you're thinking either. I was like am I some prissy bitch that wants to go glamping What's that? Well It's not a well-known fact that so graves is amazing with movie titles not so good with the actor names

[00:06:23] Titles all day I'm good, but when it comes to like character names like it just not I think mouse has played cat and like three movies Yeah That's She's named she's named after her great-great grandmother on her Victorian side of her family I knew that

[00:06:51] That's gonna be great I Get to be Who I am at my core which is a crazy redneck You're gonna do your hardcore main accent that I didn't know existed until we watched that one show I think that would be fine. You should bust it out

[00:07:16] Josh said no drinking on set, so I'm sorry. Yes. Sorry. I have strict rules Yes So you can't do your main accent without drinking Yeah, unless I'm in Maine Yeah, sorry. I have strict rules guys. I apologize but

[00:07:36] Don't be fine don't be fine don't apologize it's to keep everyone safe. Yeah people get tend to get rowdy sometimes, you know Do you ever see a bear in Maine? Yeah Yeah, like a live bear picture of me laying down next to the bear that my dad shot

[00:07:52] But I was dead That's dead though. Have you ever seen a live bear? In the yes, okay Yeah, I saw the cocaine bear the real cocaine bear stuffed They ripped my movie off I swear Ron have you never seen a bear in the wild?

[00:08:12] When I was driving home from Kentucky A couple months ago. I saw a dead one on the side of the road and it pressed me I was depressed for an hour after seeing that so never never seen one like anywhere in Maryland all No

[00:08:29] Blue Ridge Parkway, I've seen several actually I've never seen one like in the real world. I've seen him at like zoos and bullshit like that Is weird because I've lived in Virginia my whole life and there's bears all over the place Yeah, especially in Stafford in the lake

[00:08:46] I've seen one in Stafford before Growing up in the lake and she didn't see any of that's weird. Oh, I mean maybe they come around it. It's it's pretty rare, but They're friendly bear and on this side of the country. Yeah black bear

[00:09:04] Yeah, yeah, you know you don't have to worry about them too much to be honest I don't want to I don't want to fucking see one when I go hiking in the woods. I don't want to see one of them Fuckers I Came I saw one

[00:09:18] In the up in Shenandoah in the mountains we ran into a bear up in the woods on the trail That was a I mean, I was a bit younger, but it was yeah It was a bit nerve-racking

[00:09:31] Once once they see this movie they go like man these people have never seen a bear before This fucking bear mask is so fucking corny I love it. I know it adds to the hilarity factor, I guess

[00:09:52] Anybody who's thinking this is gonna be I think it's people who are aware that are pretty Hipped to the fact that it's not serious at all, but yeah, I don't think we can stress enough how Not serious it is

[00:10:08] And that is the best thing ever to me. It is so beauty. It is so corny It is so I don't know if bad acting is the word, but I think it might be because I think it's like purposely bad acting or overacting or whatever it's like

[00:10:21] So silly. Yeah, I definitely think it's more of the overacting because Weirdly we have a lot of talented people that's this for some reason I don't know why they even want to be involved, but yeah, I mean awesome I guess I mean it's probably a ruin everybody's career

[00:10:40] Come on Hey, look, I'm just being honest like look I just I make movies that I want to watch So that's all I care about and I welcome other people to join but I mean so arbor day

[00:10:53] Oh arbor day is a masterpiece and I that's required viewing before you film My movie. It's just required viewing And if nobody has watched it then we're going to have to have a conversation So you're out Watching arbor day is such a treat only Sorry graves only

[00:11:14] If you get to watch it with graves next to you because the amount that that man laughs and hyperventilates And makes like, you know how like I do a goose noise when I laugh really hard and I cry a lot It's like that

[00:11:26] But him and it's so fun to watch he thinks it's the funniest thing and it's like That's because it is weird and corny and he's like dying It's so funny. No, it's a masterpiece. I would not take anything I would not take anything less than it's a masterpiece

[00:11:49] Even I think I think kody is the only other one that's watched it and he said the same thing But of course, he's just you know saying that People don't just say stuff calm down. Yes, they do I've learned that real quick in this industry

[00:12:07] They just say stuff What is arbor day? It's a fantastic movie. I don't want to spoil it It's all I will say it's on to be and it's required viewing you just have to watch it It is the goofy is corny as in like

[00:12:25] For people who are not into low budget, uh crap movies Are gonna Probably turn it off halfway through it is so ridiculous, but it's low budget crap movies Excuse me What do you think we're making first of all a low budget crap movie? But

[00:12:51] Yeah, Ron in the best way possible because it's purposely like that and it makes it so fun Yeah, yeah, if anybody out there, I guess

[00:13:01] Or anybody else ever wants to get divorced just invite your wife to come sit down for a night on the couch in a movie with Yes Yes Like look, I'll come I'll drop four hours just to watch arbor day

[00:13:16] Like if you say if you said hey, we're gonna have like an arbor day party then i'm on my way Like It's a Come with the movie. It's like watching it's like 3d glasses with a 3d movie

[00:13:30] You know as much as I think that that movie is a masterpiece. I don't think I would buy it. I don't know why It's it's really strange it's a strange thing it's like It's a masterpiece, but Do I care?

[00:13:48] Do I care enough? You know, it's like but yeah, I do you're right. I would buy it, but I just haven't yet Have you ever seen a movie that was so cheesy? You couldn't watch it? Yeah, yeah, we've seen We've seen quite a few of those

[00:14:07] Oh, what was the first one? Um the one with the t-rex Yeah, that was uh, that was a surprise though. That was a masterpiece as well CGI masterpiece You know what?

[00:14:22] Sometimes though, I don't know some of those movies are tough to get through if I think if you give it about 10 minutes and you ain't laughing or if You're just bored then it's no point in watching the rest of it. Um I've done a few srs movies

[00:14:42] Which srs cinema um ron is the owner. He's a great guy. Um and um But some of those movies man. I don't know. I don't know what they were thinking but um, I got and I got involved with them and you know

[00:15:00] Nothing against the filmmakers. It's all about the movie. You know, it's like I get what they're going for and some some are like really bad And then there's some that are just hilarious that you have to watch like motorboat

[00:15:15] There's a movie called motorboat that I think is also a masterpiece And it is required viewing cinema like You're gonna have to give us a list in the group chat. Okay. Yes, I will um so I don't want to like height myself up, but

[00:15:33] Then again, it's like I gave them. Um, I worked on chum, which is a killer shark movie. That's stupid um You worked on chum too. Yeah That mouse and I also happened to be in can I get your signature? Yeah, yeah, yeah kill cast on thatch is another

[00:16:00] And you're a silly shark movie Well Oh, I heard all about it. Yeah, because that's a masterpiece as well No, but Yeah, absolutely. Um, and apparently I say obviously a lot too. Uh, katie my wife just pointed that out. Um,

[00:16:22] So count many times to say that obviously it's not it's not just you man For whatever reason that I have noticed the word obviously gets thrown around a lot in interviews today, especially in the sports world Oh really? Right. It's it's very strange. Yeah

[00:16:39] That's not obvious. So it is Obviously, yeah But like yeah, it's a weird thing. I don't know I I hear it All the time in interviews now Strange, I don't know. I don't know how that started. Well, I recommend arbor day again

[00:16:56] Um, they're gonna hire me to like be there like spokesperson I actually want to make a sequel to arbor day But apparently I have heard that they're making a sequel which is who did that one? I don't know

[00:17:14] It's kind of funny that I love the movie so much, but I just don't care about the people who made it Sorry, um arbor day people if you're listening. I doubt it. Um, but It's a masterpiece

[00:17:29] But I tell you what if they said hey, would you like to make a um arbor day too? I would Definitely be down to do that

[00:17:38] Because I mean the movie just looks like they had a ton of fun and I'm not gonna sit here and make this podcast about arbor day because That's not even one of my films I'm doing more than they have marketing

[00:17:51] I'm gonna do a 30 second spot for that movie and put it in the middle of the podcast I just I just brought up the the fucking movie poster for it Just by the movie poster alone Oh, man Is that like birthday arbor day? Is that yeah?

[00:18:09] Uh, yeah, sort of. Yeah, kind of like that. Yeah, it's like a holiday about like uh trees It what's his face? Uh, the garg or lu garg or whatever is that I'm probably wrong I don't know doesn't sound right when I said there's an arbor day

[00:18:26] Wait, the baseball player is yeah, there's a bear and something to do with arbor day I don't get it probably not. I just make it things up Um I think it's like a lumberjack movie or something Ron bring it up

[00:18:47] Why I want to know what the actual day is like what is arbor day? Not the movie the thing It's like a lumberjack tree a tree can be changed

[00:18:56] Or yeah, it's about trees. Arbor day is the second of the day of art was interviewed blah blah blah trees. Okay It's not a religion All right, so you're saying okay, it should be It means tree day

[00:19:11] It's a holiday that celebrates the planting upkeep and preservation of trees By the way has nothing to do with trees In the very beginning they're doing some with the tree aren't they but that's it I Tree at the beginning. Hey, there is hey

[00:19:28] There is a bear in the movie and if you watch like just a bear Sorry, I'm getting tickled. Um, if you watch just the bear scenes, that's exactly what I'm going for Like that's why I say it's required viewing because just

[00:19:45] You gotta watch it just for the bear scenes alone that that And like it's it is good to watch it only not only because Graves just truly loves it and thinks it's a masterpiece but like to get the the the vibe of kind of what first should be

[00:20:00] Is is actually good to watch because yes when we were doing parts of uh, the trailer a while back um, we had well I had filmed a scene and then

[00:20:11] We talked a little bit and he was like just you know go with it do this make it goofy or goofy Or I'm like, okay, if we're gonna make that the next part this

[00:20:21] Ridiculous and over the top and goofy with bear puns. I gotta redo like I didn't even understand the level of goofy Corniness so I had to redo that whole part. I was like, oh, okay. Like I got I got a different frame of mind now

[00:20:34] If we're going full blown out and give a shit how crazy this is Let's go Yeah, and I think that's gonna Honestly think that's gonna be an issue

[00:20:46] When uh principal photography starts happening. I think that's going to be a recurring issue people are gonna be like, uh, you know Being all serious some of it. So whatever you're doing do the total opposite of what you're doing

[00:20:57] Like and I think that's just going to be a recurring thing because I don't people I don't think people really realized even the script is not as ridiculous as we made the trailer You know what I mean?

[00:21:07] Like the trailer was more ridiculous because of course me and my brain I can't like I can't like commit to like a scene if I'm if I'm there and then the

[00:21:19] Stuff is different then I got to change the whole scene and also like coming up with stuff on the fly because it's just funnier that way Like I mean matt is a good um A good person for like improv and stuff like

[00:21:35] And that's why me and him bob so well And that's why we all bob so well because we can come up with these cool ideas that are just so So stupid, but we're just like oh my god. I got a stupid idea

[00:21:47] You know, most people are like, ah, I got a stupid idea I'm gonna keep it to myself And I'm like no I want that stupid idea because most of the time I will probably use the funniest idea

[00:21:56] Like just because it's funny and I just like having fun. So the um The montage that you made that you sent me of all those extra Bro that fucking montage was fantastic Like that montage was so so money

[00:22:14] So perfect. Yeah, so perfect and you even put the little Yeah, so That's another story. I don't know how to do like special effects like that. So that's funny. I'm starting to learn these things um

[00:22:28] I created lightning the other day, which was kind of cool. Uh, but so that little like flash That like little star flash is just like a random image I found and just cut the background out because I'm just so cheesy. That's how funny it was

[00:22:45] Just for some context here, uh, we filmed a Concept trailer essentially for yeah for this movie and a bunch of the clips of some stupid shit that I was Improving That aren't in the trailer in the concept. Josh made a little montage of sent to me

[00:23:04] Which is in the script now by the way, I I put that in the script and the bear I don't want to spoil it. It's not really a spoiler who cares but The bear is gonna also have a montage playing

[00:23:17] Like as you're gearing up and you know like doing your light weights and stuff And the bear is going to do the exact same thing. We're just gonna keep cutting back and forth Yeah, so that's gonna be a lot of fun and it's gonna

[00:23:31] I told mouse this the other day when I was writing this there's like a t2 reference like terminator two because first of all I love terminator two, but he like Yeah, exactly. So it's like a scene where he like cuts off his like fur and then like

[00:23:46] Appeals it back and it reveals like the arm like this robotic claws or whatever That's gonna be kind of funny, but dammit Robert Patrick haunts my nightmares My two my two in the in the greatest ways

[00:24:00] I just have like nightmares in that movie though. They're running like this at you Yeah, fuck you josh. That just Have you seen this bear Oh That's a good one That's what's fun and that'll probably have like that's one of the most fun things it is

[00:24:26] Like working with graves is just so so fun and so wonderful and like, you know Everybody's different how they direct and how they do their movies into each their own blah blah blah but Even when it's more of a serious movie because like kill cast was a

[00:24:41] A lot more serious than like chum or fur and But he still he always like has the trust in the actors to Kind of add what they want and like do things on the fly and for the most part

[00:24:57] It's kind of like, you know, like this part we got to get down like this general idea of blah blah blah But put it in your own words So it sounds more like you or how you want the character to be and just kind of go with it

[00:25:07] And I've always loved and appreciated that about Working with graves because it just it makes you More comfortable. I think it makes it more real when you're filming and it just kind of it just

[00:25:18] It just makes it more fun. Like I said, even when it's like a serious thing It's you know, one of my cats will run across and like great. It's like no, no, no We'll use this it looks like a normal house

[00:25:28] This and you know and then like we'll just think of a new idea all of a sudden then like I like that, you know There could be three different people throwing three different ideas out

[00:25:37] And he's like, okay that yes this no, but we'll change it and it's like it just it really does just kind of happen As a group on the fly and I think that that's I don't know how common that is with with other sets or anything but

[00:25:49] From what I have seen it's just pretty hard to find people like that I think there's I think there's a like a corner of some filmmaking that's like that because uh like I was watching something the other night on jim carrey that I wasn't even playing on watching

[00:26:06] Just popped up on youtube and they were talking about the cable guy And making that movie in between like jim carrey jud apatow and ben stiller Like a lot of that movie was completely ad-libbed kind of doing exactly what mouse was just talking about and I think

[00:26:24] throughout like That kind of tree of filmmaking like jud apatow ben stiller connected Um, I think you know and think of all those movies that jud apatow has done I think there's a lot of that type of stuff When it comes to like those That kind of corner

[00:26:45] I don't know they have their own little film family You know like what we've talked about and I think uh sometimes in like little film families like that the same kind of thing happens but Uh, I don't think it's as common as The kind of structured

[00:27:01] Film making that a lot of studios, you know forced down people's throats especially when it comes to like huge movies Yeah, I think um, you know part of that is because People take um themselves too seriously Um, yes, like I think people join

[00:27:21] I don't I can't speak for like all indy cinema But I can speak for especially in the horror cinema because I've been around I've been on different sets of Seeing directors direct of seeing you know actors acting to see producers produce and

[00:27:35] I think people just take themselves way too seriously. Yeah, you're the director but I mean Why don't you have like a director's chair and I'm like and one of those blow horns that I'm like Like dude, it's like stuff you see like That's still a thing

[00:27:52] Yes, people have this stuff. Yeah, that was like in 19 movies from like the 40s like you would think No, people are directors chair. That's awesome Yeah, no like people now I would love to have a director's chair with like my name on it

[00:28:05] But I'm not gonna use it on my set. I'll just have it like in the corner of like, that's pretty cool I'm not gonna be like I'm taking this everywhere wrap it up

[00:28:15] But I just I think a lot of it is just like people just take themselves too seriously and I'm just here to have fun Like yeah, of course, this is like my job and I want to you know make money eventually out of this

[00:28:27] Hopefully, I mean that's every what filmmakers dream is to make money off of it. But um I just think people are just like in it for the wrong reasons and they Take themselves way too seriously and I'm just here to make people laugh and have fun

[00:28:42] And that's all I care about and If I do that to one person then I've then I've I've made it, you know, like I People say I have this ego and I don't get it but Yes, yeah, sorry, I said I'm going to um, but

[00:29:01] No, I just I don't get it. I just think people take themselves too seriously And I'm like you're directing an indie horror film for like $2,000. Calm down, bro Yeah, yeah, like it's good to have you know, like like you you you really like the

[00:29:20] The quality of the camera and like things like that. So you do take things seriously and you do Like want it to look a certain way and look good and like you want to have pride in that kind of work and stuff so like You do

[00:29:34] You know, you're not just like filming on an iphone and just being like hey, we're making fucking family home videos Kind of things so yeah, yeah, yeah Think that you don't give a fuck because you do but it's like

[00:29:46] I agree you can you can have fun and be silly and kind of throw ideas out there and and just have a good time And still get your general idea across and make a cool movie

[00:29:57] But have the quality still be really good and like have it look amazing and all practical effects and like have them look, you know decent so The quality is still there while the the seriousness Is The camera may not be there, but that's why it's so fun

[00:30:15] Well, I and I just want to reiterate that because I don't want people thinking I don't give a give a shit either but um I do when it comes to like quality. Um I care about quality. I want the best of the best equipment. I want

[00:30:31] I want everything to be great behind the camera I'll make sure all my angles are great You know, I will we'll run through it a couple times and then we'll take a you know

[00:30:40] Like three or four takes but I'm willing to take like a hundred takes as long as it takes to get You know something something done right in the way. I want so there is like like care and stuff that goes into it

[00:30:52] I guess what I mean is more like Just I like to have fun and goof off but being serious at the same time You know, there's a time there's a time to work and there's a time to play but I like to

[00:31:05] Um merge the two when I can because if you're not having fun fun, then what's the point in all this? You know, like I just don't see the point and and In doing this if I'm not laughing and joking, you know uh

[00:31:20] Making something out of nothing and just um And I guess also what I mean is like filmmakers take themselves too seriously as in they don't treat people with respect They don't treat people like they're equals or they're human like they um, I think

[00:31:41] Yeah, and I think alfred hitchcock once said that um, and now i'm getting all philosophical and shit with a with a movie, um, but So alfred hitchcock once said, uh I think he said actors are like cattle

[00:31:55] Which is not true like that's that's not true. They're human beings that You're hiring to make your your your dream I'll say your dream but your dream come to life, you know, so it's like they're not cattle

[00:32:10] They're a human being so you should treat them like human beings and I think that's what a lot of weirdly in the indie horror scene, man people just I don't know man. They just take ourselves way too seriously and then They treat people like

[00:32:26] Just probably because yeah, because you know being in a band that was considered a horror punk band There's a lot of people in the horror punk world that also take themselves Way too seriously. Yeah, to me, man That's just one of

[00:32:46] And I have I have no disrespect for any of them And it's I it is exactly the same in the the horror indie film genre. It is exactly the same. No, absolutely and no disrespect

[00:32:56] Yeah, no disrespect, but yeah light up a little sometimes you don't have to take your yeah like yeah Yeah, that probably comes doing like the in the acting as well Like if you have people you can trust to do a good job

[00:33:08] Just let them loosen let them do a good job, you know, and that if you're not having a lot of fun That you could definitely tell between people who are having a lot of fun The product isn't gonna be fun. Yeah when you're doing stuff like

[00:33:23] Just for instance making an indie horror film indie horror comedy film If you're not having fun making it that's going to translate in the art when it hits the screen Yeah, like these guys are supposed to be doing a thing

[00:33:38] But they don't even look like they're having fun doing it it translates, you know Yeah, and I think that's one of the biggest things like that. I like, you know chum is what it is you know, it's it was

[00:33:47] You know super low budget only had like two grand to make that film and Yet, I think we did a good job weirdly but also um I I did care and I don't like saying that I don't care

[00:34:00] I do care because we all had a lot of fun and that really shows on on on on screen Like We just had a lot of fun like a lot of fun in that movie like it's supposed to be, you know

[00:34:12] I love that. I love that movie. Yeah for a whole like better or worse. We all had fun and I had a blast making it. Yeah, and especially you and your like fucking accents and shit like

[00:34:26] Dude, I still haven't seen it hardest thing to get through watching Matt turn into like A Southern That was the longest scene to do of anything I think we've ever done because I couldn't I couldn't look Matt in the face while he was talking like that

[00:34:57] Without busting out laughing and even so many takes because grapes behind the camera was like shit I laughed on that one and like all trying to be quiet and even like I couldn't do it either. I was busting out laughing

[00:35:13] That shows on camera though, you know, I was looking at uh the bts uh behind the scenes footage And we're all just you know laughing and having a good time and that's just the way it should be like

[00:35:23] When we're relaxing we're relaxing talking about fun stuff. It's not you know, but when it's time to work we're We're back to work, but I I agree 100 that it shows on camera. Um if the actors are having a good time or not because

[00:35:37] um my first film that isn't even out yet, which is another story in itself. Um, but The house to eat slush like I think we even talked about it when I was on the podcast last time still isn't out. Um, but like

[00:35:53] You can definitely tell that it's not the best time, you know, like from some of the stuff I've seen like We we there's just long shoots man. Like It shouldn't be like that for an indie horror film and staying up 24 hours

[00:36:08] And it's just it's not right. You shouldn't treat your actors like that. I didn't I I had the control, but I didn't have enough control as I probably should have. Um, just you know

[00:36:20] It happens in anything you do. You hire the wrong people or even you hire the right people it is, you know But then After that experience, right? Yeah, you did late checkout which is a completely different experience everybody

[00:36:35] I mean, I wasn't on set or anything like that, but all I've heard from you and anybody else was there was a great time Like yeah, because at that point I knew what not to do. So it was like

[00:36:47] All right. Well, I'll learn from other people's mistakes because I definitely didn't have any choices like to make Um, so I learned from other people's mistakes and I applied them to late checkout and I mean the consensus is that everybody had a really good time and I'm working

[00:37:02] Just still working with some of the same people still in contact with everybody every Everybody's super stoked on it. So and late checkouts had an extremely good reception as well. Oh very uh, I understand. Yeah Yeah, very positive. Um

[00:37:16] Very positive so far except this is so weird and I just want to say this There was one guy in the there's one guy in the uk There's always one guy you have one guy gave us 19 one star reviews in the uk

[00:37:34] 19 did he like describe did he like leave a like a message under each one? No It was just the stars and it says one person Like it shows the number one and then beside it. It says 19 You hated this movie so much that you gave it 19 one star

[00:37:53] It's such a weird number like was he not allowed to get to 20? He was like, I can't I can't fucking do it 19s enough Well, I would have respected him if he would have done 20 out of me like all right

[00:38:06] Now how does any sort of platform allow people to vote 19 times on one? Me so I just went on there and voted like seven stars Five times. Yeah, doesn't that like take away the whole fucking pointed voting if you can do it multiple times? No exactly

[00:38:23] I 100% agree. It's it's all rigged man. The whole imdb the rotten tomatoes thing Yeah, don't yeah, don't trust any of that stuff. Oh, especially watch Fucking Hollywood man, of course, it's brilliant. Yeah, unless you want to watch like check out those reviews Then you trust it

[00:38:43] Because it's good, but yeah As like an advertising thing like hell yeah, one person hated it That makes you want to watch it like even more Yeah All press is good press. That's the funny thing is like Also fucking uk who cares about the fuck

[00:39:04] Well, I was just saying specifically that one guy so I don't I don't say that all my friends in the uk just I do but Josh I don't I still need your support. Um except that one guy fuck him. Um, but

[00:39:20] No, like I mean, that's the whole thing if somebody was like this movie is the worst movie I've ever seen like that's going on the poster Like I like shit like that

[00:39:29] But then but then again it goes back to saying like some people take themselves too seriously like One bad review on one of these like indie horror people's movies They they make this big deal about it. They like post it on facebook and it's like, oh my god

[00:39:46] I can't believe this person's calling me out for being a bad director. I'm like, what does it matter? Like did you have fun making it and does other people have fun? Like who cares like

[00:39:59] Of course, I haven't had a bad review yet except that one guy, but he didn't actually leave like a bad message So I don't know One stars was enough. Well, I did post like a He'll get the message

[00:40:12] I posted a trailer on like is he like is he your wife's ex-boyfriend or something? Probably Exactly what it is. Yeah, he just hates me personally. So he's taking it out on the phone. Oh, I know who it is

[00:40:23] There's a bunch trust me. I got a whole list No, but like Yeah, I just don't get it like it's just one of those things That's ridiculous. Oh my god. They rated my movie one star and they're saying highly disappointed

[00:40:39] Fucking, you know, shout on the iPhone. I'm like, well, it kind of was shot on the iPhone man Like what do you want them to say? like I mean, I'm just saying

[00:40:49] It's okay to get a little butthurt if like you put your heart and soul into a thing and you're really proud of it But at the same time like you know that you can't please everybody and with the kind of shit that we do

[00:40:59] It's not going to please everybody. It's not supposed to so bad reviews are almost Equally as fun, you know, and if it's something worthy of stating then it can be, you know

[00:41:10] Do you think criticism? So I say that but then I posted the trailer on tiktok in this fucking asshole Decided he wanted to comment and say a welding mask. That's the best you could come up with talk about not very practical

[00:41:24] I'm like, actually it's the most fucking practical because think about it that you just have that kind of shit laying around You think a fucking killer is going to go into like Fucking spirit Halloween and buy a fucking mask. No a welding mask is just laying around somewhere

[00:41:38] Like what are you talking about? Like fucking Jason. Where's a hockey mask? Come on now like oh welding mask said best you can come up with The welding mask has a fucking smiley face on it. You know what that's pretty fucking cool

[00:41:54] So why don't you make your own movie? We had a seven hour meeting with eight people and we came up with welding mask Yes, exactly and But so so granted I did get that like I don't think welding masker used a lot in horror films

[00:42:07] And the reason I came up with the welding mask idea Um was because I watched this movie called um buried alive. It's like uh That was a made for tv movie. I can't remember who who was in it treat williams. I think was in it. Let's just

[00:42:20] Oh, no shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think he was in it. Um Maybe but probably not i'm probably wrong But he like puts on this welding mask or whatever because he like traps his wife and like this maze or some bullshit

[00:42:32] It was a made for tv movie, but I found it a masterpiece um And I was like I was like man that welding mask is pretty cool And I was like, you know, I don't see very often welding masks. So fuck that guy on tiktok if you're listening

[00:42:46] Fuck me man. All all stuff like that is is jealousy The oh who made comments like that are never people who have actually made movies Yeah, anybody in a band knows that too like it doesn't matter what you put out like

[00:42:57] They're just mad they didn't come up with the idea themselves or Yeah, or don't get to do it or don't have the I don't know motivation to do anything like that or you could To it's it's people that are trying to be relevant anywhere

[00:43:11] Yeah, I mean you could be jesus christ and you can come down from the heavens and people would make fun of your robe You know what I mean? It's like I don't believe it for a second. I saw the wires you did too. You know

[00:43:27] Yeah, that's that's how it would be Yeah, it doesn't matter. Yeah, that's yeah, you know, you know, it's funny That is seriously that this entire conversation is seriously the reason

[00:43:39] Um, I've been like loosely writing pieces of a movie over the last like however many years one day it'll happen But it's about the the movie is literally a comedy about jesus christ returning from the dead or coming back Rapture and nobody fucking believes it

[00:43:54] Hell yeah, okay, he just becomes a bum. Yeah, that sounds like an idea that I'm fucking right now I can't make this movie No, so secretly in my back pocket until this podcast is released. I have a jesus movie too because um

[00:44:09] I just think it's wild that there hasn't been like many like jesus horror films if any like I know there's like been some shorts or whatever But like that's some pretty fucking scary shit. If you think about it like that would be fucking terrifying

[00:44:22] Like it would yeah, so I mean, you know, oh, it's the devil No, no, no, no like, you know, like oh, let's make a little bit about the devil another about jesus like my mother-in-law would kill me but Yeah, I want to see jesus

[00:44:36] I want to see jesus fight santa claus like why why why is it all about santa claus? You're taking my fucking holiday, man you know like That's supposed to do about me

[00:44:47] It would you know, it probably be it would probably be something close to what this is the end is the the You know, yeah, no, that's franco seth rogan. Oh, yeah, yeah on a hill movie. Yeah, you know

[00:44:58] There'd be like chaining tatum would be in fucking the gimp being hauled around by at least all that shit. That's how it would probably be terrifying He looks good in leather, what do you want me to say? Who's seth rogan? No, come on wrong

[00:45:26] That's fun. You don't have to do a series of jesus movies That'd be awesome. No, I definitely want to do it. It's just Man, that's not a movie that's gonna be like hey, give me your money. They're gonna be like no

[00:45:39] We don't know I think a lot of people would actually Yeah, man. Yeah, I mean you're probably right But it's also scary to do that kind of stuff like with shotgun hooker. I know absolutely

[00:45:51] Absolutely. No, that's not gonna go over well. So we got to do that like it's already hard enough. That's why it's been Yeah for for those of every everyone who's wondering about shotgun hooker you want to run down that like uh

[00:46:06] That issue yeah, I'm one of them so do it Yeah, so it's like the the whole You know, it's going to be impossible to raise money for it because of the whole, you know The whole woke

[00:46:19] Thing which you know granted that you know poking poking fun about anything but it's not like Don't even get me started on that bullshit Well, it's not it's not like the word hooker, you know, it's like I'm not calling somebody a hooker It's shotgun hooker, but

[00:46:36] You don't know the context of the movie. Yeah, so you probably shouldn't really judge it like Context doesn't matter to those people also Also, who the fuck deemed the word hooker to be the meaning Oh

[00:46:50] As soon as I came up with shotgun hooker, it was like I remember crucifixion And it was like oh my god, you're so sensitive and I'm like you don't even know what the fucking movie is about

[00:47:02] Like let's be honest here if you read the script, it's about kind of like women empowerment in a way So, I mean, you know because I've had some pretty it's a dirty grindhouse movie

[00:47:11] And it's supposed to be and it's about a shotgun hooker and people can fucking be offended hell. Yeah Yeah, I agree You should make an alternative title called squirt gun sex worker What is what is demeaning about hooker it's like saying the word prostitute is also demeaning

[00:47:33] Like it's a title for a job I think a lot of people want to be like offended for other people even though it doesn't you know and It's work. Yeah What if we change it to fisherman hookers instead? Yeah, so those are hookers

[00:47:50] Sex workers somebody had told me you should change the title to shotgun woman. I was like, huh? Yeah, sure. Let's let's do that. I mean I'm sure we're gonna get a lot of fucking funding for that like shotgun hooker is offensive

[00:48:06] Apparently I'm just I'm not trying to offend anybody but like it sounds more offensive than just shotgun woman Shotgun person It doesn't make any sense people don't I could use the term hooker In in anger towards towards women

[00:48:22] But it's what mouse it's what mouse is saying people are offended for everyone else Like it's not a demeaning term. It's not used that way Exactly when I came up with the title

[00:48:34] It's still is quite a bit for certain ladies actually. Yeah. Yeah, so I'm like when I came up with the title That that wasn't what I was thinking about but then it's like but it's also a grand house like fucking exploitation film like

[00:48:47] I mean, what do you want me to do? I mean, do you or do you pick on the black exploitation films like that have like Title, you know, like there were some pretty offensive titles back then. So it's like oh man. There's so many

[00:48:59] But that's what i'm saying. So good. So good. But yeah, no, I agree like it has nothing to really do with like It's all about the context of the movie And and in my opinion, but it's also art. So it's like fuck you

[00:49:13] Yeah, it's art and it's reality and that's that's the thing with the problem with wokeism is it's killing fucking art Um, yeah, same with like book banning and all that bullshit. It's like Hooker is a term that is used that has been used and is still used

[00:49:26] And using it as a title in the movie doesn't mean Anything it just means that this word is used to describe this from other people. We're not saying it's a great thing We're just saying it's it's fucking shotgun hooker Yeah, shotgun go fuck yourself

[00:49:42] It's a good name. It's a good title Yeah, the movie that it is an exploitation film somewhat like a shout out to 70s grindhouse movies It's a great name for that But the issue so the issue is though that because the name

[00:49:58] A is a bad ass fucking name, but it almost immediately tells People kind of what the movie is about like there's obviously sex involved. There's obviously like Violence involved so the combination of those two things and the word itself that can be

[00:50:13] Offensive to certain people for whatever reason it gets flagged on facebook and it gets pulled And if you're trying to make money on a low budget movie, you have to be able to advertise it and the title alone gets flagged

[00:50:26] So let alone the description of such a movie. So facebook flags it If we ever tried to make a campaign they're getting really really strict on the types of movies that you can You do a campaign on so that's why there's such a problem with shotgun hooker itself

[00:50:40] A lot of people are like what's happening? This has been years and years which totally understand the question But that's the reason a people have an issue with the title Just personally for whatever reason these days is harder to make a movie like

[00:50:53] That even though back in the day you could make it all the time But it's because you can't make any money off it if you can't share it and spread the word and literally It's flagged if you try and share that fucking name alone

[00:51:05] Yeah, the algorithm eats it up money You got to figure out how to make it on your own and hope that you can just you know pass it around after that So that's the challenge with shotgun hooker. Yeah, um because um

[00:51:16] I mean, I still have post getting flagged from like I don't know like what two years ago that when we were like even really, you know, like when we're like Hey, we're gonna make this maybe called a shotgun hooker

[00:51:27] I'm getting shit like taken off and my count gets restricted for something I posted two years ago So I'm like and I'm like, okay. Well, it's gonna make it Impossible to raise money even if we need two thousand dollars. It doesn't matter

[00:51:42] It's going to be impossible to raise that amount of money unless we go with private investors or we fund it through other movies that we do and

[00:51:53] it's just one because if you think about the movie industry so movie industries like distribution companies and everything they package everything together So they sell like 10 movies to one place like it's not just one film

[00:52:06] So it's not oh, I'm just gonna sell. Um, um, what do you mean one place? What do you mean by place? Like a distributor a distributor what they do is they have a catalog of films

[00:52:15] They don't like just have if it's a small company like with late checkout. It's just the one film but um, they'll have like 20 different films from Just one distribution company, right? They sell it to um another A distributor that is gonna release it worldwide some, you know, so

[00:52:35] There's like 20 movies involved in that catalog It's not just one film like with the house that eats flesh It was house that eats flesh and like 20 other different films that like someone like I don't know Let's just say for instance a 24 bought

[00:52:50] um 24 films from all kinds of places distribution Overseas whatever it's all in a catalog. So they didn't just spend money on one film It's like a discounted rate kind of thing. So it's almost like having a record label if you're in a band

[00:53:05] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, so I'm sure it's similar. I've never you know done the music industry So I don't know sure but I'm sure it's similar. Um So yeah, they have like a catalog of films

[00:53:15] So that's what I'm trying to create with film trash is all right well If we do four movies a year that's really low budget and I this is my full-time job so I can make that happen So four movies a year. Well within those four movies

[00:53:29] If we save I don't know a grand from each one that gives us four grand We can make shotgun hooker on our own without any limitations We already have the money do it the way we want to promote it the way we want to and just say

[00:53:42] Fuck you to like the algorithm and shit. So yeah, that's basically what I'm trying to do So our more low brow kind of films are done with money that we have instead of asking people for money because That's just sadly. That's just the way it is

[00:53:59] It's it's hard to do this kind of stuff without offending somebody so Sadly, it'll be like a black market like dark movie that'd be like It was so it was so offensive and ridiculous

[00:54:12] We couldn't even share it on facebook and then ever all the weirdos won't want it Well, that's a that's another thing To be to be is cracking down on stuff like that sadly which is weird because I feel like to be that's where

[00:54:24] A lot of their fan base comes from is like, oh, we want more the low budget low brow stuff instead of like this big stuff But they're cracking down on that stuff. So they're like less sex less violence

[00:54:37] Movies with no sex make more money than movies with sex. It's weird like Is that real? Is that what they say? so I was let's just put this in a perspective, um, I was contacted by a producer who wanted me to do a movie for to be um

[00:54:56] and It wasn't like an original film or anything It was just something that they can slap on to be to make money off of and he's like, I'll give you $8,000

[00:55:05] But here's the thing no sex and keep the violence to a minimum and have a little cussing. I was like Huh That's what I was saying. He's like, no, we want it, you know

[00:55:19] To skirt the line without being but no sex. I was like, oh, so none at all I was like, isn't that what to be would want? But apparently they they make more money off that stuff. Whatever That's what he says. So

[00:55:33] You could make good movies without those things for sure, but I don't know Maybe I'm old school when I think of like a fun slash or something. I think it tits and beer and blood. Fuck. Yeah

[00:55:44] That's that's the business. I mean, that's like it's boobs and blood. Yeah titties and blood. That's exactly You got to let everybody know who's gonna die And if you're like me, I'm like, you know, I'm like equality. Let's throw some dicks in there too, you know, so true

[00:55:59] like I mean the last thing I want is to offend anybody but I also don't like I don't know. I don't want to say I don't care that much but I don't ever let that drive you though

[00:56:11] No, it definitely if you know, it should never drive you like I'm not trying to be offensive But if you find my movie offensive 20 people didn't so it's kind of like that's their problem. Anyway, not yours Exactly. Yeah technically That's not always like a

[00:56:28] Oh, oh, I can't watch it. You know, like being offended is not the worst thing in the world But also late checkout was probably the most inclusive movie that I've done like, I mean it had um

[00:56:41] You know, I mean it had people of different color. It had um, I get a gay character. It had um Some gay moments. So, I mean, I feel like uh, I've checked all the boxes with that but It never

[00:56:56] mattered when I was writing it you see what I'm saying like as I was writing it I wasn't writing it to be like Oh, I got to make sure I'm inclusive. You know, it was just I'm writing it and whoever fills the part Yeah

[00:57:09] Is you know what? I mean like I didn't write it for for a specific You know thing it was just like Getting getting offended by something, you know, which is we're on the topic. It's a choice It's yeah, it's your problem. It's your problem. It's not

[00:57:24] Yeah, it's not something that happens to a human from somebody else It's your choice to be offended by something and nothing happens. You still wake up the next day. Yep with all your limbs It's not changing the world you chose to have that reaction to something

[00:57:39] Because you know what 90 of the time they're not really offended. They just like to show other people Yeah, so I said jealous. Yeah, it's fucking virtue In that instance virtually said, yeah I think it also for someone like me in in the industry and mouse as well

[00:57:55] Um me mostly I'm not saying mouse is tight. Not, you know, they're trying to offend people. I'm just saying like It's it's it's a it's definitely a lawn Because there's cancel culture now even in this industry

[00:58:09] Like like even how low standards and like oh, it's a horror film But no, there's still cancel culture. It's not just happening in in in hollywood Like you say the wrong thing. You're done like yeah, and and it's going away though. It's getting better

[00:58:27] There are people who are fucking fed up with it like people like The dave chappelle is the world who are have a really large platform and are fucking done with that shit that are Really kind of turning things around

[00:58:38] Yeah, I mean it's never my intention to offend anyone but I'm sorry if it happens, but I'm here to make movies and have fun. That's all I care about Yeah, well, there's I think there's a difference between

[00:58:53] Someone just choosing to be offended because they saw a pair of fucking tits on the screen As opposed to like choosing to be offended because you actually Wrote in something that was actually unkind and fucked up, you know, I mean like yeah

[00:59:08] You're not an unkind person. You're like super respectful And you want to make sure everybody's comfortable while making like bloody fun horror stuff So you like none of that like cross the line

[00:59:20] You know offensive type of stuff is actually even in there unless you're somebody who just can't handle Horror movies in general or something and then that's fine. Just don't watch the shit so um, there's a vast difference between like

[00:59:35] Like say you being offended by me getting in your face and being like fuck you because that's like Yeah, you know, but it's still a choice of yours to be offended by that because You can skirt that right off your stone skin and just laugh at them enough

[00:59:47] But I understand That somebody getting offended by that. I understand it. Yeah walking down the street and being like my glasses are red And somebody being like that's fucking offensive against bed. And the bed and the bed Like that's a completely different

[01:00:02] Yeah animal, you know, it's a completely different animal that is really just But why would you care to at that point, you know, I think it's also a thing that like words and stuff that we grew up with

[01:00:15] You know, like as as kids and stuff. We never say it to Offend anybody, you know, it's like I'm constantly having to look out like oh, how should I say things?

[01:00:27] You know, like I don't know. It's just a weird. It's a weird. It's a weird thing. It's like I can say stuff to mouse because I know that she wouldn't get offended by what I'm saying

[01:00:38] Or matt or red, you know, because we kind of have that, you know, yeah Friendship but we also know how we all talk to each other and I'm not not that don't mean in a certain way

[01:00:48] Like I didn't grow up seeing color or whatever. It was like one of those things like I just had a lot of friends I didn't have a lot of certain colored friends, you know, like white people black people

[01:00:59] I didn't have that it was just friends and it's not it's not a race issue or anything like that until people make it You're like, oh you know, you know, so it just it's ridiculous but

[01:01:11] Like you said, it's going away. Gladly the self the self-censoring is definitely an issue because I mean even with this podcast Like I'm the one who edits the episodes and I'll say dumb shit, you know

[01:01:21] That's clearly a joke, but like I'll be like I can't I can't let that fucking fly on the bed And I'll take my some of my comments out Matt. I don't think Matt's ever said anything That I was scared to put out Probably

[01:01:37] The more I drink the whole episode just gets thrown out Well, that was one time That was when Matt was extremely wasted which now is gone because my computer died and that should all went away That was a good me a new episode though It's in the cloud

[01:01:55] It's probably in the cloud somewhere. Yeah, um, it'll show up at your next job interview somehow So is in the cloud like a way of saying like, um, uh, we'll fix it in post like for filmmakers We'll fix it in post

[01:02:14] The most fun thing to say it is I love saying it we'll fix it in post And then it never gets fixed. Yeah But yeah, it's um, it's definitely a line that I don't want to cross with anybody but i'm scared to cross because

[01:02:28] You never know man. Like I'm just like I said, I'm just here to have fun and stuff and Uh, so for instance, I don't want to keep harping on this too much. No, it's cool. It's a big issue. So um, but

[01:02:40] So I had if I can remember correctly. I had this, um A girl on I used to run a podcast as well. I believe it or not even though I stutter a lot

[01:02:50] Um, I used to run a podcast and I hired this girl that was like doing only fans at the time, I guess Um, but that never like was a thing like I didn't ever judge anybody for that crap

[01:03:01] And I had to let her go because she just wasn't doing the episodes, you know that I wanted her to do or Just showing up the episodes because I ran like a network of things

[01:03:10] So she wasn't doing her job. So I had to let her go and it was like this big thing when I tried to raise money For my very first film was like he hates women because he fired a sex worker or something. I'm like Oh, really?

[01:03:24] And then I'm just like are you getting and then like my wife like got some shit about that like She's condone it and stuff. I'm like I just it is so stupid like my director of photography on that film was a woman um, my Co-writer was a woman

[01:03:42] Um, let's like I don't I just don't get people like if you you're taking things out of context I fired her because she was lousy at her job Not because she was a woman or what she did. I didn't care about that's just somebody making excuses

[01:03:54] Because they can't fucking take responsibility for the fact that they sucked But but it only takes one person and then the next thing you know, there's a mob of people after you Yeah, like that's that's terrifying only online Yeah, yes, yes, yeah, but who doesn't like that?

[01:04:13] Behind you now Yeah Yeah Like I just Do not know like that. I'm like Hmeritura freaking woman. What are you talking about like Like uh tits are like my favorite thing ever so

[01:04:42] Chits and vagina one and two that's it like yeah people are just trying to make a big deal out of nothing Well, I could tell you that firmer is gonna definitely offend some bears So many bears

[01:04:54] And that should be the tagline. They don't have a they don't have a voice to speak for themselves. So yeah You'll have to speak for them. That's true. I mean like like proper bears not gay bears not like the

[01:05:09] The forest animal well, I guess they both could be forest animals, but it could be yeah The four-legged bear not the two-legged bear. Yeah It's gonna be very offensive You're welcome I love bear puns. Oh, I didn't even know you said berry if it I'm sorry

[01:05:32] I'm just so numb to all the bear puns. I'm so numb to all that junk that y'all been putting in the chat and stuff Like I just look at it. I'm like y'all are just ridiculous

[01:05:43] Isn't that what the burrs about being ridiculous? I reckon y'all just like all these bear puns is making me not want to do the movie now whatever There's so many in the script so you're just gonna have to give

[01:05:54] Remember tower records by the way you guys you guys remember tower records, right? How awesome it was like And there was one in anapolis used to go there all the time because they had like this huge like not just music

[01:06:03] But like a magazine section, you know, they had like so much shit Um, and there was just one they had a huge porn section too And I remember there was this one magazine called bear and it was just fat naked dudes And we bought it because it was

[01:06:18] What's that? And I'll never forget I never forget this one picture. This has nothing to do with anything we're talking about but um It was a dude sitting on the edge of a pool like on on a like a This is exciting to me. So let me talk

[01:06:35] it was so He was sitting on the edge of like a fucking uh Uh, what's the above ground pools, you know the circular pools And it was from the back the metal shell. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He was straddling it

[01:06:49] So one leg was in the water one leg was outside of the pool And he was completely naked, but his dick was

[01:06:55] Coming out from behind him, you know, and it was from the back right so and he was like looking back all seductive and his penis was kind of like It was the greatest pig. That's all that's nothing to do with anything. I'm done with that story

[01:07:09] I wish we had that magazine for this movie I wonder if you can go If you google it just put in On eBay His car under his driver seat because he uses he drove his parents car and we put it under we put it under his driver seat

[01:07:27] and his parents found it Oh I'm looking it up. Yeah, I'm gonna find it. It's just like yeah bear magazine. Harry bear magazine. Harry god Please tell me it's a weird dream That's what I already found it There's so many of them There's so many All right

[01:07:55] They're they're basically like 50 bucks for one I'm on that's a way out of our budget. We don't need a good one for the how much are the bad ones More they're more expensive for a week to get You know eat popcorn for a week

[01:08:10] Like nothing, but I'll say I won't eat to get one of these fucking magazines It has to be It has to be wait. Is this just called bear? Oh Bear he's a bear. That's bear. He looks like he's taking himself seriously

[01:08:31] It's getting hot in here it says this is I think this might have been like the real This looks like an old school bear like that's Like that thing's pretty sexy. That's like a bear right there

[01:08:44] Oh, don't shut don't show my wife that magazine bear magazine is a periodical gear toward gay and bisexual men who are Who admire bear stocky or heavy set men with facial and or body hair it was initially published in san francisco, of course in 1987 um

[01:09:00] By richard bolger that's hilarious if that's his real name and his partner chris nelson. That's not a real name It says it if it's on the internet, it's true Richard bolger Dick bolger come on That's his screen name dude. That's the fucking That's funny guess what?

[01:09:25] A friend of bolger named david grant was reported to have suggested the name daddy bear For this new magazine just before his death from complication of maids. That's sad, but Dick bolger is hilarious Yeah, richard bolger is the best gay porn name I've ever heard. Oh, yeah Yeah

[01:09:48] I mean that could just that could be at any point. Yeah Oh, yeah, it does not just say anything. Yeah Yeah It's like the opposite of dick rower Yeah, i'm gonna buy one

[01:10:05] Wait, hold on. You don't have to buy one and we can always buy one. Josh, we're doing it. They're selling them Hold on We can just print off a cover. Okay, listen. I I Take my job very serious. You're right authenticity. I forgot

[01:10:21] Continuity I also but I also don't want to like destroy the magazine if it's like 50 books We should keep it frame it and sell it like our campaign. It'll be fine Yeah, yeah that too. Okay. No, they have some for like 20 bucks. So this is not a problem

[01:10:37] I'm gonna get one. Fuck yeah, it's for science. Josh. It'll be Next Ron now I know that exists This episode brought to you by Mary Actually this I need to learn that I can't tell mouse to do anything. She's just gonna do it

[01:10:55] If I can't find that exact picture, I'll recreate it and send it to you guys Can we do that anyway? I'm just kidding. Yeah, that can be your valentine's day card, Ron

[01:11:07] The obh valentine's day card. I don't I'm a grower not a shower. So I don't know it would stick out the back so I'm gonna go Saying You can have a Over the shoulder from the back post Off the work on my seductive over the shoulder back

[01:11:24] My dick is pointing at you pose. I've never done that That's definitely nice to meet another grower not a shower. Yeah, it's the worst The worst isn't like high school locker rooms when you're in front of dudes, you know what I mean

[01:11:38] Dude, you know what when something, you know, this is gonna be embarrassing But like when I would be in like school taking a dump like No, that's the whole thing though, like they would like peek over the fucking

[01:11:55] Bathroom stalls and shit. It's like that's embarrassing. Like oh my god, josh is take Shit, I'm like why the fuck are you? I know this one too, but isn't your dick in the bowl that by point? You can't see the Yeah You can't see the

[01:12:13] Whether you see it or not why you Your head over looking at tell me take a shit. It's weird. That's weird It's so weird. It is weird. Okay, rad. Go ahead. You have your hand up When you take a shit Yeah

[01:12:25] Is your dick and balls in the bowl? Yes or outside on the seat in the bowl because you always pee when you shit If you don't want to like spray all over the wall I don't have that issue because I gotta you know

[01:12:37] It's the grower not a show or such as there well, I mean like it's yeah, it's it's poking towards the bowl That's what I'm asked that I mean. Yes Now the worst was when I was in boot camp and like showering in front of like 40 dudes

[01:12:53] It's like look man, I'm gonna tell you when this shit's ready to go. It's it's cool but See that's what i'm talking about But but also like so you let your dick and balls hang in the in the bowl for two hours the other day

[01:13:09] If you're not two hours, what are you doing in the fucking bathroom? Two hours? Yeah That's trying to get the hamsters back out. Yeah issues man That's just gonna laugh that one off Yeah if uh If you're not at home

[01:13:33] Like why would why would you put it on the toilet seat? Like you don't know who else has been doing what on the toilet seat. Well, right I didn't mean while you're out even if you are at home in some instances. Yeah, what else are you gonna do?

[01:13:43] They breast it on the yeah, that's weird. I don't know. That's why i'm asking. That's weird, right? Don't you have a penis? Don't you know these things god damn it? No, I have a giant ass In the way

[01:13:56] It's ridiculous. Yeah, but I also don't use the bathroom when I'm out even if I have to like go I don't I don't use public restrooms. They're scary because what? Sorry, it's another story like two months ago. I was uh, I was at target peeing and um

[01:14:13] This like I can't tell if this dude was on the phone or not But he was in the stall taking a crap and I think that's what he was doing

[01:14:21] And then he was like, hey man, how big your dick is and then I just like zipped up the left When you said that? Yeah, the the dudes Brain i'm thinking he's on the phone. Yeah, I know he wasn't he was talking to me

[01:14:35] But you know stranger danger kind of thing. So I'm like he was on the phone But he's like how big your dick is I just like That was just gone. You probably could have a blood job that day. That's like

[01:14:48] That's true. That's true. I guarantee you I could have but hell yeah I don't know it didn't feel right. His his voice was too gravely. So I was like, that's not my type Yeah Yeah, I took I was in target once I had to take a shit

[01:15:04] I never I don't like going to the bathroom in other places either But like I had to go and I was in target So i'm sitting there on the bowl right and this woman comes in and starts mopping

[01:15:13] Like didn't knock I just like the mops coming under the stall like to where my feet are I'm just like I'm in here. It's okay, baby So you're all right just uh So we're talking about crapping and stuff

[01:15:32] Sorry mouse. Sorry mouse. Yeah, you love me. I love you. I hate toilet humor. I don't So I was out of mexican. We went we went down to george. Is there anything else we can talk about? We

[01:15:49] We went down to george to um visit some some family and see a newborn baby. Um, and So we had stopped at this mexican restaurant and I told them Mexican is the worst thing to do to my stomach. It just happens. I was like

[01:16:06] And we're going they were like let's go to the mall and all this. I'm like is it a cheese thing or a spice thing?

[01:16:12] I don't know what it is man. I think it's more like the sauces and stuff that they use. Okay, um, just tears me up and I just you know, it could be a cheese thing. I haven't investigated it but Um,

[01:16:28] The eight chinese went to the mall and I shit in like every store That they went into and it was so embarrassing Uh, the first one I shit in didn't even have toilet paper. Oh, that's the worst. You gotta use like the fucking toilet

[01:16:46] Well, the bad thing is Yeah, they got them. So I have To like tell my wife, please stand outside this door. This is weird enough I don't want people like just walking in while i'm shitting and stuff like, you know, it's one of the

[01:16:59] It's like a safety thing, I guess Um, but it didn't have toilet paper. So i'm in there Wait, so you're gonna you're gonna make your wife like deflect people from going in because her husband's taking a shit I guess

[01:17:13] No, it absolutely is in my brain. I'm like this is what she's gonna do even though I know she's not she's probably not even at the door So Yeah, yeah, she's gone. She's not even she don't care about my problems

[01:17:30] So, um, I'm sitting here about to dookie and No toilet paper mouth, so I'm like kind of opening Yeah, so I'm kind of opening the door like hey, I need you going to the women's restroom and give me a roll of toilet paper

[01:17:46] Because I'm just not gonna I'm just not gonna do it and I have to go like I'm about to I'm about to do it right in my pants right the second. I need the toilet paper and She went in there. Thankfully they had a roll of toilet paper

[01:17:59] Um, but I was about to like still went off the shelf because we were in some kind of store Yeah, an awesome wife. I was about to take man And have a product that could sell you that could help you with all that stuff

[01:18:14] It's called a man pond i'm packing one right now. It's very helpful Okay, good. But um, yeah, we could speak to talk about that inside Inside Sorry mouse It's okay. Do you have any embarrassing poop stories? No, I don't do that, but I do pee all the time

[01:18:39] No, I don't do it. I know she just holds it Her body's working at 100 efficiency. She doesn't make way. Gotcha. Yeah girls You know, everybody knows I will I'll pee every like once every 30 minutes That's P I'm actually don't forget I'll be like twice a day That's better

[01:19:09] My god, are you a camel too? Like like this one You only pee twice a day. So doesn't pee ever I have an overly large bladder I feel like maybe three times other than my breath

[01:19:20] We drove all the way to man and he didn't even pee not one. Oh, I'll drive to Kentucky and not pee. Yeah Yeah, oh, that's ridiculous. I can't do that No, that's yeah, I think mouse like uh had to stop like every like

[01:19:36] 20 minutes on the way to a late checkout that took us like a A 10 hour drive that should only took us like five. No, it was an eight hour drive and and I have a lot of coffee in the morning

[01:19:49] And I had to pee so leave me alone. But also to be fair the gps kind of sucked Oh, yeah That was so weird My my phone did a thing that it's never done before my phone is always tells me where to go

[01:20:00] She's the boss and she it stopped and you know how like it'll be like Hey, do you want to go around you want to go this new direction because there's an accident ahead? It was like There's a Yeah, the safest route or not and I was like

[01:20:19] I kind of don't I kind of want to see what's going on like who asks if you want to take the safest route That's weird. I never had that and then it Yeah, and then it takes us like

[01:20:32] This weird way that like adds like two hours is ridiculous It was weird Um, it was ashville ashville, north carolina Yeah, it was the craziest driveway you could ever fucking imagine

[01:20:48] Oh, that feels nice. I heard I've driven through it at once. Um, it's supposed to be a nice little time. Yeah. Yeah, it's it's a beautiful location Call it the yeah

[01:20:59] Like the colorado of the east coast, I think or I mean the denver of the east coast. It's something like that yeah Yeah, I think it's about four hours away from me, but

[01:21:09] It's I mean, it's worth it. I mean, it's uh, it's a very beautiful location, especially if you film a movie Josh we're in north carolina, right? Um, the number one thing that people will say. Yeah. Yeah, that's killing. We're part

[01:21:22] Um, so we're in a little bullshit town, but we're right next to danville, virginia Like Right there at the line of danville, virginia just like 10 minutes down um So technically almost right there at the the virginia line. Okay It's called eden

[01:21:41] Eden yes, yeah eden the garden of eden Hell yeah, it's so cute a little and there's a pigly wiggly nearby. That's fun I have lived here my whole life and I don't know We'll tell you I am not impressed

[01:22:06] Oh, I don't know what you're talking about so it's okay although we Me and mouse had a lot of weird things happen on the trip down to your house that oh, yeah Yeah, and that the pigly wiggly there was one

[01:22:20] It was very strange. I still don't know what you're talking about this pigly wiggly Nice, that's so weird Never seen it The first pigly wiggly I ever went to was in south carolina. I bought a pigly wiggly mug

[01:22:34] It's up in my cabinet. So you have to buy something that says pigly wiggly on it Yeah I don't know why I don't know why Virginia didn't let the pigly wiggly is in actually the pigly wiggly dear josh is in virginia

[01:22:49] Oh, okay. Well there you go because we did It's like virginia virginia and then virginia stops and then you're like at josh's house. So I never told you josh before

[01:23:04] I don't know if it's in danville, but it's near there because it's in virginia. It's just like on the cusp Sweet never been Just like I've never been into a 7-11 You never been to a 7-11 to frejiksberg Never been there

[01:23:29] And then uh, wow, that's fair. We don't have a Wawa and the first time I ever went into a wawa. I was up there so I loved the wawa that was kind of cool. I mean wawa's like a northeast thing 7-11 bro, I've never been

[01:23:43] Kind of near you too, but there's that Sheets next to your house. Yeah, sheets is pretty much the gas station like around these parts You have good coffee I turned into poop in Gas stations it always serves us right. I was told we just talk so

[01:24:06] Um mouse I want to ask you these questions we ask These people we ask everybody uh comes on the podcast josh, we've already asked you these so i'm gonna ask uh mouse, but if First question is no, no, these are they're fun. They're fun. They're fun. Yeah um

[01:24:20] If you were on death row, what would your final meal be? um a tomahawk steak with bacon Fuck you That's so wait. So wait not Icelandic hot dogs What's an Icelandic hot dog?

[01:24:35] Oh, wait, what's an Icelandic hot dog? Please be on this plate as many as you'd like as much as you want. Yeah It's it's like Wait, what's an Icelandic hot dog and say it slowly? It's like get into it

[01:24:48] Why is it awesome they make their um meat with other meats like reindeer Dude, so well. Yeah, I think actually When you go to party Fun fact about me. I'm I'm like somewhat obsessed with Iceland and They have Yes, I went once got you

[01:25:09] And they have hot dogs that are like well known for being amazing And they are like thin skinny the real snappy ones. They're amazing. I love those Yeah, right? They're made mostly of like lamb, but they also have some other things so they're um

[01:25:24] And the the bun is like toasted and like kind of sweet and they have these cool toppings like The hot dogs are better than any food here And I'll say it every day. I think I had like nine the first day. I was there nine in one day

[01:25:40] Yes, Jesus Christ look up. I think you might be my dream girl Oh kelly dolly rock move over Yeah, I don't think she could eat nine hot dogs in one day. Fuck you kelly

[01:25:56] You got to look up Icelandic hot dogs. I will there's like it's like this whole thing That's well, and it's funny because there's like a famous hot dog stand in Reykjavik and um The ones at the sheets Or no not the sheets. Jesus Christ

[01:26:14] There's a shell station right next to the hotel I was at and I would just walk there and get like coffee and a hot dog or two or three or four and um, they they were better than the fancy fucking hot dog stand

[01:26:26] I don't care what anybody says and it was wrapped in bacon a couple times. Oh my god Yeah, that's incredible. I have a slight boner right now. Just thinking about that me too. Yeah, so

[01:26:39] Um final meal if it can if it can be the big plate full of whatever I want Thank you matt. I don't know how my brain didn't go to that. Um, Icelandic hot dogs tomahawk steak with the bone on it

[01:26:50] because it needs to have the bone on it and um, like a bunch of bacon Fuck yeah, and that's how you can shank the prison guard so you don't have to

[01:27:02] I wouldn't go willing. Yeah, that's a movie idea right there josh. Yeah, you gotta give him some trouble on the way out Yeah, you gotta make a movie about like people who

[01:27:13] Have a like a final meal fetish and make crimes just so they can get into onto death row and have their final meals Yeah, I've been thinking about that for a while actually anyway, okay It'll be like a dark comedy like you know

[01:27:30] Yeah, people people commit certain crimes to get onto death row so they could have their final meal and they could compare it And win before they die anyway. All right, so the second question of the hunger games

[01:27:42] Second question. Let me be the producer on that movie when you do it I give you a I give you a story by credit sweet All right mouse. Um, so now that you've been killed so one of the things they could do is is they um

[01:28:00] You could take your ashes and form it into a vinyl record of your choice to actually do that So if you're going to have your ashes eternalized in an album of your choice, it has to be record that exists Which one would you pick? You're a dick um

[01:28:18] Yeah, I know I feel like I have to think of one quickly because the more I if I think of one Then I'll think of another one and then I'll think of another one. Um Probably the labyrinth soundtrack Nice

[01:28:29] That's good one. That's yeah, that's probably the second best one to um Jake keily's um From strung out he What was he the uh, Miami vice? Miami vice soundtrack That's hilarious. Yeah He was fucking dead serious like he was like and not laughing like serious face like yeah

[01:28:57] Not like the movie the newer movie that came out like the old age No, no the old school. Yeah Labyrinth soundtrack nice um Okay, third question I could so I could ask you we usually ask people like what's your who's on your mount rush more of punk rock

[01:29:15] You could answer that or you could say who is on your what movies are on your mount rush more of horror movies Yeah, let's do the horror movies one. Yeah

[01:29:22] And josh, you could chime in with that too because I don't know if we asked I don't think we asked you that one No, we did music with him last time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Oh man, okay, let's see you get five

[01:29:32] So you get a you get a crazy horse you get the four presidents and the crazy horse of five movies On your mount rush more of horror movies fuck, um Okay um Leather face is number one

[01:29:48] Um, oh my god. I feel like you know what's gonna suck is that when we're done here? I'm gonna try to go to bed. I'm like Wait, literally everyone says yeah, it happens Wait, wait, wait. Leather face is your number one like Texas chainsaw massacre like

[01:30:05] Yeah, so there Movies not the character. Yeah. Oh well, see because I'm thinking heads. Yeah. No Movies though. Just just think of it as movies Oh, okay. See that's different. So it's posters instead of people. You know how I gotta visualize shit. Okay. Okay. Okay um

[01:30:24] Okay, uh, Texas chainsaw massacre Um, I'm I'm I'm Oh Oh my god Just looking around. Yeah, so many hints and red you could answer this too because So get yours ready. Um, we could all do Franken Hooker Franken Hooker um Return of the living dead late checkout

[01:30:55] I would pick chum before late checkout Wow, I really like chum. I like them both but Um Fuck uh in the cabinet of dr. Caligari. Nice Uh, Elvira mistress of the dark. Wait, how many is that? Is that five or four? I think okay. I got one more

[01:31:19] Wait, that was five. Oh it was five Yeah, okay. I can't math so dr. Caligari over nasferatu for you Yes, okay. I do love nasferatu. Yeah But uh caligari is more tim burtony It is yeah, cool. What about brand stoker's? Um Dracula that's a great one

[01:31:41] I do love that one So you want to say like I could just be like oh shit this oh shit this oh shit this So I just need to like have you seen shadow of the vampire?

[01:31:49] Uh with william defoe as nasferatu. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know I know that Sorry, I could talk about movies all day Josh yeah, um So we already know one day arbor day Believe it or not. No, like there's two arbor days, right? You know, there's two of them

[01:32:11] Yes, exactly. Which one are you talking about the 1990 or the 2019 the um 1990? Okay. Yeah Um, let's see. I would say phantasm uh pumpkin head Uh, I never saw that. It's fantastic. It's a masterpiece. It's great. Um Maximum overdrive. Oh Damn it. I love that. Uh the thing

[01:32:38] John carpenter is the thing. Um Hmm and evil did too No, actually, you know what army of darkness army of darkness They're both so good. They're both so good. I think I prefer I go back to army of darkness more than I do evil did too. So

[01:32:56] I mean, I mean you want 10? No, I'm just kidding We can just keep going. No, I'm really just keep going. Hi red. You're next Okay, so I'm gonna judge you I'm just saying I know and that's fine because they're all shitty really the exorcist

[01:33:15] You're just shitty choices. Hey, that's my favorite movie of all time. Go fuck yourself Hold on oh, okay. I'm not getting into it The the number one movie that has ever scared me the most Was the descent Such a scary movie. Yeah fucking hate it

[01:33:42] It's creepy. I fucking hate it. It's awesome. I like That I rewatched it with abby because she loves all of this stuff now So I've had to watch it and and all this other stuff and it's ridiculous, but it's fine. It's fine. Everything's fine. Um Uh guilty pleasure

[01:34:05] Um may if you've never seen the movie may I love it so much. I fall asleep to it most often. It's another great movie. Um cabin fever I love it. I love it so much the elar Roth cabin fever. Yes. Yes

[01:34:25] Yeah, that's four the party man. Yeah that one And sweet lose in it. I love sweet loo Sweet loo I don't understand. He's the actor from grind grind grind is also a masterpiece

[01:34:45] I love that fucking movie. Listen, I'm telling you right now. I think grind is a fucking masterpiece I love that movie. What's grind? It's a skateboarding movie. It's real stupid and now I'm gonna make you watch it early

[01:35:00] Early 2000s bam bam's in it for a little bit. Yeah He does his old light little thing like he does Now I want to watch haggard um and then uh high tension High tension. Yeah, you forgot that one. Good. I forgot. Well, that's yeah, I can't even

[01:35:21] I'm gonna think of this all night and I'm gonna be mad, but I also agree with pumpkin head pumpkin heads That's a great movie. Matt's what's yours Well, I do think I've done this before Yeah, we'll do it again. Fuck it. But what happened?

[01:35:35] Because I'm gonna tell you the correct answers when you're all done Well, obviously army darkness is on mine because it's pretty much my all-time favorite movie Oh man, there's a child's play. I love chuckie And

[01:36:02] This is so weird too because like this list changes. Yeah. Yeah, that's why I just gotta do it So often I know I know I know um See how many darkness childs play um You know a movie that I I really love that I think was an old

[01:36:21] effects team that Uh, Peter Jackson possibly started But uh black sheep Weta His um, it's uh has uh special effects people. Uh, weta. Yeah, e ta from uh, new zealand. I think yeah Awesome black sheep is so good like so funny. God. It's one of the best

[01:36:41] And we're not talking about the chris farley david spade black It gets confused very often with We're talking about the superior black sheep movie. This isn't a horror movie at all Oh

[01:36:57] Oh god, there's there's probably things i'm forgetting about here because there's so many movies from the 80s that I Absolutely a door. Yeah. Yeah, you know what it's gotta go on there dude bro party. Yes. Yes Masterpiece I love that masterpiece. It is a masterpiece Oh

[01:37:15] Did wait was that that was your five right or was that four? I one more Oh Kind of a wild card. I josh said one that I've always loved too, but I don't know if it goes on the list Like phantasm was an excellent choice there

[01:37:29] Yes, my all-time favorite. Yeah um I think god my list may have been You know the descent pops on this list sometimes because I do it was on your list last time

[01:37:43] It was on my list last time and there was another movie that was on my list last time which was a remake too um, and they you know How many fucking remakes go on top five? but uh I love the movie

[01:37:56] It was the remake of the toolbox murders that came out in like the early 2000s. I want to say it was like 2005 2004 somewhere around there Yeah with uh sure mootin zombie in it right? Yeah

[01:38:08] A rob zombie movie that his wife was in that he did not direct or have anything to do with and he shut that shut down real fast Um That movie was cool great remake Really good practical effects in that movie

[01:38:23] um, some of the best in modern filmmaking that I can remember as far as horror movies go At the time at least Uh, yeah, that's really good pet cemetery always sits. Yeah Really the first one? Yeah, because well, I hadn't seen I snuck downstairs

[01:38:44] That's how I watched child's play amp at cemetery nice. He can downstairs at 2 a.m When I was a kid hell, yeah when they first came we're coming on hpo, you know They both scared the crap out of me. It holds a special place in my heart

[01:38:56] I don't think it's an overly amazing movie or hey, no judgment man I mean look I have maximum overdrive on my top so looking at yeah always Always love carry too such a good movie. Yeah Uh poltergeist is another one that I've

[01:39:12] Kind of the same way saw it when I was a kid and alone Uh You're going over your limit man. I know it's like I'm thinking out loud here. Yeah, I was gonna say I mean wait we get like 12 now

[01:39:24] These are honorable mentions. Let's just say these are all honorable mentions. How about this? A newer movie franchise. I really really love the first one in them. Um Oh shit Was well the first insidious Yeah Yo, the third the third insidious scared the shit out of me

[01:39:46] Like that's a good one like the one where they're in their apartment complex or whatever Is that the the red door or the other one that came up before the red door?

[01:39:53] So I think it's before the red door like I think it's like the um, it's like the prequel almost right I think so. Yeah, like whichever one's in the apartment complex with like the god and the wheelchair like

[01:40:05] The black tar or whatever that fucking movie scared the shit out of me I like conjuring too. The conjuring is actually decent movies. Yeah Although I think there's another movie on my list before that

[01:40:18] The newer movies. I know this is probably because everybody picked this movie, but I really liked reditary And maybe I fucked up. Yeah, but but so disturbing. Yeah. It's fucking reditary. Yeah. Yeah I dug I dug it, but I think um At least you ain't saying a terrifier

[01:40:37] I never saw this terrifier. Yeah, you ain't missing anything. Yeah Um, I actually haven't watched them either but probably for the same reason of whatever josh is talking about here because it's just

[01:40:49] No, no offensive filmmaker because damons are great god, but they're just on my cup of tea um I don't know. I'm gonna go with the first insidious for that last one. Nice I really like the creature that was in that movie

[01:41:02] Yeah, they're like black and red but the goat hooves and yeah Well done Yeah I didn't like it when it like pops out from behind the dude's head. Yeah Listen, I know I know that the exorcist is your favorite movie. So number one the exorcist

[01:41:21] Let me let me let me also say something else next Tuesday. I'm going My friend is a tattoo artist. I'm getting an exorcist tattoo next Tuesday. So Hold your fucking comments to your

[01:41:33] Until next Wednesday, you could tell me whatever you want but not until next Wednesday. I mean we can hold episodes So the exorcist is number one. Um, the original halloween is my number two knight of living dead No, sfrot too and american werewolf in london

[01:41:50] Those months a good one. Yeah, so I got the werewolf. I got the vampire. I got the zombies the slasher and the Uh zest American werewolf is really good. You know a movie I love is psycho gore man too. Oh my god. It's so good. Yeah, so um

[01:42:11] Kostansky the director actually we follow each other on instagram. He's a really cool dude Hey, um, he knows about some of my films The little girl in that movie did such a good job like oh, I hate her so much Yeah, and people are like

[01:42:31] I hate this girl. I'm like that's yeah, you're supposed to She did she did a really good job 100% agree that kid did an amazing acting job I hope she I hope she goes great places in life like for real

[01:42:45] I don't know. I bet she's really like that and she's just a bitch Whatever I was entertained for almost She was hilarious I do like that girl. She's so curious That one's fun Once you guys um plug anything you have everything you have coming up

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[01:43:28] Five nights at freddy's is going It's up now because this will be coming out on sunday. Okay, so it's up now. So please go Check it out and uh, if you can't donate at least just uh shared around

[01:43:43] Um, that's just as good to us just the word of mouth is the best thing you can do um So, yeah, there's um, there's that but also check out film trash productions in general because we have like

[01:43:56] Our goal is to have four films a year. So hopefully more than that. We who knows but um Yeah, so we're just gonna be constantly popping out cool movies and Yeah, it's gonna be a lot of fun awesome What else what else you got too? Uh

[01:44:13] Late check out late check out wise isn't that oh, yeah. Thank you. Um, I forget I got so many Yes, so late checkout is coming out officially on february 14th um Will be the release date for that. It's not streaming but just physical

[01:44:30] Physical copies of the film it will be coming on streaming like four months later. I think Just to focus on physical media cells. So definitely, um I mean they they have cheap, you know copies so like 20 bucks to get you a blu-ray. So

[01:44:44] Definitely, um, check it out. It's been well received and we've won some awards for it. So that's pretty cool. Um No idea what's happening with my first film. Uh, so just waiting uh waiting around

[01:44:58] For that one, but um, yeah, so furs are next endeavor. Uh, definitely check out the indiegogo Oh, yeah Yeah, and mouse if I forgot anything please. Yeah mouse. Um, no

[01:45:11] Chum and kill caster both. Yeah chum and kill caster um srs films they um, I'm still editing kill cast but uh Chum should be out. I'd say in the next couple months. Hopefully um

[01:45:22] That's with srs cinema that will be on all the streaming platforms like uh, to be and stuff like that So that'll be a cool one to check out if you love goofy stuff. Um Yes for a campaign tomorrow. So

[01:45:37] I'm in it reds in it matt's in it ron. You're not in this one, but you should totally get up in it And um, it's a very exciting. It's very fun. It's gonna be amazing Where can uh, where can people find you guys on like socials and stuff?

[01:45:50] Uh, so our website at uh film trash productions Dot com uh instagram film again film trash productions. Um, you can find me at um instagram and facebook at josh grave And then mouse you can plug yours Oh, what is my name even uh instagram is mouse cravensworth

[01:46:13] No, no, so instagram is mouse Normal spelled mouse Cravensworth. Oh, facebook was mouse with a z because facebook won't let me have my name be mouse They don't think it's a real name That's why you had to change it

[01:46:29] That's why it's mousy right now because I wanted to see if I could change it and then change it back because mouse He's a real name, but mouse isn't for some fucking reason so um Mousy cravensworth. Oh, it sounds gross

[01:46:42] It is fun. Yeah, I hate it. I have to be honest with you. It sucks There's only a few people I like calling me now. I say it out loud. I fucking hate it. So, um

[01:46:51] Yeah, that's what it is right now and um, so I'll change it back. Just call me fucking mouse sweet Awesome Thanks for thanks so much for doing this guys. Yeah, absolutely. Thank you for having us. We'll have you on again for sure

[01:47:08] Yeah, thanks guys. Yeah, absolutely anytime. I can definitely talk about the exorcist a lot. So definitely bring me back We're gonna have a whole episode Ron versus the whole episode josh makes fun of ron's tattoo Yeah For 90 minutes. Yes, uh, it could probably go longer

[01:47:28] It could go longer You're never allowed back on Yeah, no Shit I told you shit stories like I gave a fuck about a tattoo whatever There's a lot of those. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right guys Thanks Thanks guys. Yep See ya