Great Value Bree

[00:00:00] What's going on everybody welcome to another episode of Our Brains Hurt

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[00:01:26] Get a very non copyright infringing sort of way. Yo hey fuckface. Damn look at your sexy shoulders dude.

[00:01:35] Hell yeah. Yeah I didn't know we were getting a show tonight. That's not the first time I've ever done this.

[00:01:46] And I look like a grandma on my old sweater or my hair. It's so cold today. I know and like I don't want to turn the heat back on

[00:01:54] because I know. Yeah look I got a leopard print blanket right here. Nice. That's hell yeah everything I own is either purple or leopard print

[00:02:02] like yeah that's pretty much my go to. Leopard print stuff rules I think we've had this conversation before probably yeah probably.

[00:02:11] Yeah we're talking debris because I wanted to hang out tonight I didn't want to fucking get somebody on who I had a research

[00:02:19] month drinking beer and hang out. Yeah I'm down and I just got super stoned so let's do this. Yes Matt what do you do today you worked

[00:02:30] huh yeah fun is your acting already completely over for the movie. No we have one more weekend in May we're filming and then

[00:02:43] the filming will be done. Sweet. Nice. Yeah it's a final fight scene. Very cool I'm excited. Yeah me too. Get my ass kicked by a bear.

[00:02:57] I mean what more could you ask for in life. Best what's the best bear scene in any movie you've ever seen. I mean it's got to be the

[00:03:07] Leo the Caprio one from whatever I mean that bear scene one of them an Oscar let's be real the rest of the movie wasn't that interesting.

[00:03:15] I mean I feel like it's the bear scene in the great outdoors with the bald head. Oh no you're right it's three wins. That was not a multiple choice

[00:03:25] question. Yeah there was an answer yeah. No but that I mean the Leo one jumps into my head whenever I think bear in a movie

[00:03:33] I just think of that his that award that was a lifetime achievement award he should have got that award for fucking Wolf on Wall Street. Yeah

[00:03:41] the only reason he didn't is because it wasn't it's you know Hollywood but it's yeah that's what he should have fucking

[00:03:48] he was amazing in that movie. I think everybody knows this but it was a movie was about a douche bag but yeah so my wife is in

[00:03:55] Kentucky right now and I was like all right I'm gonna have a weekend alone. I did absolutely nothing today. Fantastic I also did

[00:04:03] nothing. Fuck you I got my kids off to school and I was like I don't have anything on the calendar I was like I could just lay

[00:04:09] down for a little nap for you know like an hour or two and I woke up and it was 11 o'clock and I was like holy fuck. And then I

[00:04:18] was just like all weirded out for the rest of the day because I was like hey it's three but it doesn't feel like three. Yeah you

[00:04:24] know you need one of those every once and all apparently I did because like I don't remember anything so I woke up

[00:04:30] like I don't know four hours later in the exact same position I laid down in so I must have been tired. That's a good sleep. Yes.

[00:04:40] Your body took a stand. Yeah it was like we've had enough of this bitch. So Matt and I did another little mini deep dive into

[00:04:51] Camp Punxylvania this year for like the prices of and we found out that the price this year of sponsoring the main

[00:04:59] stage is $40,000. $40,000. Well how's he gonna pay for less than Jake? Some pathetic dude that wants to fuck one of those

[00:05:09] chicks will pay the $40,000. They will because we are stupid. We are a stupid us penis having people are really stupid and we will do it.

[00:05:21] And then they realize it's all just fucking filters and that's not what they look like at all. Not just the Italians guys it's everyone.

[00:05:28] I mean let's be honest you'll fuck a bar of soap. I fucked the couch before.

[00:05:41] You know. I unfortunately watched a bum fuck a cheese steak once. Interesting story. I don't have a topper to that one.

[00:05:52] Did you eat it after he was done? No he did. He did. Fuck yeah he did.

[00:06:01] Yeah we listened to this guy. We were like sitting at like Pat's the famous spot eating cheese steaks.

[00:06:08] And my one buddy was like are you listening to this and there was a bum sitting at the picnic table next to us and he was

[00:06:14] freaking sweet talking half like the second half of his cheese steak telling it what he was gonna do to it and then he got up

[00:06:22] and walked into an alley right around the corner. Fuck yeah. Came back out like five minutes later licking his fingers with a giant smile on his face.

[00:06:30] We were like that motherfucker just fucked his cheese steak in that alley right there. I mean I guess that's preferable in a dark alley.

[00:06:37] Yeah. He went to the picnic table next to you. What did we just witness? He had that courtesy. Yeah. Yeah he didn't do it out there in the public.

[00:06:47] He went into an alley like a gentleman. In polite society as my friend Caroline would say. He got a meal and got laid for 599.

[00:06:55] That's a genius friend. Fuck me. All right. Off to a great start guys. Fucking subs.

[00:07:06] What do you call it up in Pennsylvania? We call them hoagies. Hoagies yeah. Hoagies. Where do they start calling them grinders?

[00:07:17] Grinders are when they're warmed up like when they're like put in the oven for a few minutes to like toast the bread and the cheese.

[00:07:24] Then it's a grinder. Or when you're fucking in the alley it's a fucking grinder.

[00:07:35] Only in Philadelphia man. What's that penis slide into that bun? It's a fucking grinder.

[00:07:46] At least with steak and cheese not like tuna that would have been disgusting. That would have been gross. Not the steak and cheese.

[00:07:53] That's where I draw the line gentlemen. So Bri and I are doing something that I don't think I've talked about it on the podcast yet.

[00:08:02] Have I snubbed by allegedly? No.

[00:08:10] So Bri why don't you fill the good listeners in?

[00:08:15] Alright so Ron and I are teaming up and we are going to help band outside of our respective labels to promote their music.

[00:08:24] So like their albums and things like that. So it's just kind of like another branch of what we do.

[00:08:29] And it's called snubbed by allegedly and it's re-even combined our logos.

[00:08:35] It was so easy because we can like tag both pages in that and we don't have to pre-use social media pages which is fucking tits.

[00:08:42] Yeah hell yeah.

[00:08:45] It's just Johnny snubs wearing an allegedly shirt.

[00:08:48] Yeah with green hair I think he's wearing the hair too.

[00:08:52] Hey there's no need to reinvent the wheel here you know.

[00:08:56] Hell yeah.

[00:08:57] You know but he got time for that shit.

[00:09:02] But yeah so that's one of the things I was like trying I was working on today with the fucking WordPress bullshit.

[00:09:08] Yeah WordPress is the worst.

[00:09:11] You said WordPress was the Palmer's chocolate of web hosting.

[00:09:19] I've had so I got my website in July last year and it probably wasn't until my god the beginning of this year that I actually got it launched because every time I would try I would have panic attacks and then I would break down and have temper tantrums and then I would delete everything that I did and start all over.

[00:09:40] Yeah.

[00:09:41] Fuck WordPress.

[00:09:42] I almost broke my laptop.

[00:09:43] I was like you can't do this.

[00:09:44] You can't break your.

[00:09:46] Because I'll do something.

[00:09:47] I'll like I'll add a picture right to like the website and then I'll be like I want a different picture and I'll do the same fucking thing and the picture won't show up.

[00:09:56] I just did this.

[00:09:57] I just I know this is how you do because I just did this.

[00:09:59] I was right there.

[00:10:00] I'm still here.

[00:10:01] It's me.

[00:10:02] I'm here.

[00:10:04] Oh my god.

[00:10:05] You're like oh laptop if it wasn't for the podcast you'd be out the fucking window.

[00:10:12] If WordPress was a city in America I would join Al Qaeda and blow it up.

[00:10:16] I was like I am a relatively intelligent human being like why can't I figure this out.

[00:10:22] It's fucking maddening.

[00:10:23] Yeah.

[00:10:24] And then I fucking use that chat bullshit which is the worst fucking those things are always horrible even when you actually get a person.

[00:10:31] It's like look so I have like these two two websites and for some reason they took both of my domain domains and put it on one website.

[00:10:41] And I was like hey look there's supposed to be two different websites.

[00:10:43] I just need to take that one domain off this website and create a new website with it.

[00:10:49] I don't know how much clearer I could be with that fucking little problem.

[00:10:51] And the first thing they say is did you try on plugging it?

[00:10:54] Yeah.

[00:10:55] Like well you could transfer your domain to us but you have to go.

[00:11:00] I was like no no no you already have the domain is already with you guys.

[00:11:03] I just need to move it from this website to this website.

[00:11:06] Yeah but did you try on plugging it and plugging it back in?

[00:11:12] You never answered my question.

[00:11:15] I was like listen dude I want to fight you like I don't know where you are.

[00:11:20] I will buy a plane ticket to where you are to fight you.

[00:11:23] No I wish I didn't understand but I wholeheartedly get what you're saying.

[00:11:28] Oh my god.

[00:11:29] I had so many breakdowns.

[00:11:31] Yeah.

[00:11:33] Because it's so easy and you know because you do it you're doing it.

[00:11:37] You're doing it and then it stops being done.

[00:11:43] It's just like then you like do something that you've done four times

[00:11:47] and then a different page pops up.

[00:11:49] Like what the fuck is this?

[00:11:51] Why didn't this pop up the other three times?

[00:11:53] I did the same fucking steps.

[00:11:55] And now I can't get back to that.

[00:11:57] I fucking hate not being able to do shit that should be easy.

[00:12:02] Right it should be so easy.

[00:12:04] Oh Polymers chocolate you better watch out.

[00:12:06] Ron's got a new hatred.

[00:12:08] Don't want to see any fucking polymers.

[00:12:10] Polymers might not be his bottom bitch anymore.

[00:12:17] Let me find out that Polymers uses WordPress for their fucking web site.

[00:12:20] Of course they do.

[00:12:22] World War 3.

[00:12:25] I can guarantee that they do.

[00:12:28] Yeah.

[00:12:29] That's a fact.

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[00:13:29] You guys ever watch Dead Files?

[00:13:33] Is it with the detective dude in the chick?

[00:13:36] Yeah.

[00:13:37] Yeah.

[00:13:38] That chick is like my sister watches that and I always make fun of her

[00:13:41] because the chick in every scene she's like something bad happened here.

[00:13:44] We're like well no fucking doll.

[00:13:46] Like it's obviously not good or you wouldn't be here.

[00:13:49] I watched that show.

[00:13:50] I love all those dumb fucking ghost shows like ghost hunters,

[00:13:54] ghost adventures and my wife hates.

[00:13:57] What's the best bag with the glasses and the spiked hair that ghost adventures?

[00:14:01] Oh, Zach Baggins.

[00:14:02] Yeah.

[00:14:03] I have an autographed picture.

[00:14:05] I have an autographed picture of him.

[00:14:07] I emailed him at least 17 times to get him on this podcast.

[00:14:10] I'm not sure if he's going to be on this podcast.

[00:14:13] I'm not sure if he's going to be on this podcast.

[00:14:15] I've never heard a word.

[00:14:17] Fuck you, Zach.

[00:14:18] He's the worst.

[00:14:20] But he's the best because he's the worst.

[00:14:22] It's just so ridiculous to watch.

[00:14:24] Yeah.

[00:14:25] Fucking ghost.

[00:14:26] Now I have to go watch this.

[00:14:28] You've never seen ghost adventures?

[00:14:30] I mean, I know what it is, but yeah.

[00:14:32] Oh dude, he's such a douche bag.

[00:14:34] It's amazing.

[00:14:35] Yeah.

[00:14:36] And his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his.

[00:14:40] And then he's like,

[00:14:42] yeah.

[00:14:44] And then his one sidekick dude is like, it's just you have to watch it.

[00:14:49] It's like a fliction douche bag.

[00:14:52] He's got like this at Haunted Museum, I think in Vegas.

[00:14:55] Yeah, in Vegas.

[00:14:56] Yep.

[00:14:57] Yeah.

[00:14:58] My friend went there a couple of summers ago and toward it.

[00:15:00] How do you, do you like it?

[00:15:01] He does have some cool shit there.

[00:15:03] Yeah.

[00:15:04] I guess there's times where like people like jump out and scare you

[00:15:06] and like a full experience thing.

[00:15:08] Yeah.

[00:15:10] Cause he has like, um, like one of the cool things he has,

[00:15:13] he has Dr. Kvorkian's van where he did some of his,

[00:15:16] yeah, I think he's got like a bunch of John Wayne,

[00:15:18] Gacy, like paintings and yeah.

[00:15:21] So he's got,

[00:15:22] he's collected like haunted shit and like stuff from,

[00:15:25] and he has a museum in Vegas.

[00:15:26] That's another.

[00:15:27] Yeah.

[00:15:28] My bet is all into that stuff.

[00:15:30] We're actually touring up and hers asylum next month.

[00:15:33] Oh, that's awesome.

[00:15:35] Yeah.

[00:15:36] Hell yeah.

[00:15:37] Damn.

[00:15:38] I'm like, what about shit like that?

[00:15:39] Like what if something attaches to me and like comes home?

[00:15:41] Like I don't have time for that shit.

[00:15:43] You know,

[00:15:44] do you, do you truly believe in it?

[00:15:46] So I grew up in a pretty haunted house dude.

[00:15:48] Okay.

[00:15:49] Um, give us an example.

[00:15:52] So it was like my house was probably like,

[00:15:54] it was so old that they like the family that,

[00:15:57] you know,

[00:15:58] own the property long before we got there would talk about

[00:16:00] how like the native Americans would come down off the

[00:16:02] mountains and like pier in their windows when they were

[00:16:05] cooking dinner and stuff.

[00:16:06] Is this PA Pennsylvania?

[00:16:08] Yeah.

[00:16:09] Yeah,

[00:16:10] central PA.

[00:16:11] Um,

[00:16:12] so like someone walked up and down the hallway all night long.

[00:16:15] Wow.

[00:16:16] Um,

[00:16:17] you could hear these two little kids like playing with

[00:16:19] like a rubber ball and like giggling.

[00:16:21] Like,

[00:16:22] you know that playground ball,

[00:16:23] like like that,

[00:16:24] yeah,

[00:16:25] like you could hear that,

[00:16:26] but my whole house was carpeted.

[00:16:28] Like there was no way like the noise could come from

[00:16:31] the rooms that they were coming from.

[00:16:32] Yeah.

[00:16:33] And I was like,

[00:16:35] I would sneak in when I was a teenager and like everything

[00:16:38] would turn on when I would get like halfway up the steps.

[00:16:41] So like the microwave would be buzzing.

[00:16:43] The dryer would be buzzing.

[00:16:44] All the lights were on.

[00:16:45] Yeah.

[00:16:46] Yeah.

[00:16:47] That's crazy.

[00:16:48] Yes.

[00:16:49] So.

[00:16:50] Uh-oh.

[00:16:51] Uh-oh.

[00:16:52] It's the ghost.

[00:16:53] See, we,

[00:16:54] the ghost.

[00:16:55] Nope.

[00:16:56] You're out.

[00:16:57] Bree is dead.

[00:16:58] The ghost colder.

[00:16:59] There is no better timing for her stuff to cut

[00:17:02] out.

[00:17:03] No, not at all.

[00:17:05] It's almost like she planned it.

[00:17:10] Commercial for penhurst.

[00:17:12] It's almost too convenient.

[00:17:14] So sorry.

[00:17:15] No, it's good.

[00:17:16] That's all right.

[00:17:17] We had another call and it just like the whole thing went

[00:17:20] blank and I don't know what happened.

[00:17:22] I'm sorry.

[00:17:23] No, you're supposed to say the ghost.

[00:17:25] I would say right.

[00:17:26] The ghosties were like bitch.

[00:17:27] He'll tell our secrets.

[00:17:28] I'm sorry.

[00:17:30] Yeah.

[00:17:31] Like the perfect timing for that.

[00:17:33] But yeah, like there was like a,

[00:17:35] like a little family like grave yard and my backyard from

[00:17:38] like all the people that used to live there.

[00:17:40] Wow.

[00:17:41] It was like a legit house for sure.

[00:17:43] Like even I moved back in for a couple of weeks in between

[00:17:46] like buying a house.

[00:17:47] And like as an adult when I would go out for cigarettes at

[00:17:50] night,

[00:17:51] I would turn all the lights on on my way out because.

[00:17:53] Yeah.

[00:17:54] Still was not walking through that house in the dark.

[00:17:57] Yeah.

[00:17:58] That's cool.

[00:17:59] See,

[00:18:00] whenever I see those shows,

[00:18:01] especially in big places like Penhurst,

[00:18:03] I'm always afraid that there's going to be some fucking maniac

[00:18:05] in there or some fucking like,

[00:18:08] you know what I mean?

[00:18:09] Some drifter or some.

[00:18:10] I'm sure that's a little legit concern.

[00:18:12] Yeah.

[00:18:13] That's scary as a shit out of me.

[00:18:15] Like.

[00:18:16] But.

[00:18:17] I've had some similar ones to.

[00:18:20] I've had some similar ones to.

[00:18:22] I've had some similar ones to you, Brie.

[00:18:26] Actually,

[00:18:27] I've told them on this.

[00:18:28] Yeah.

[00:18:29] Numerous times at this point.

[00:18:30] So.

[00:18:31] But definitely had a little kid in one of my house that used

[00:18:34] to run up and down the hallway.

[00:18:35] Yeah.

[00:18:36] That was it.

[00:18:37] And it only would do it when certain people were home.

[00:18:40] No, this is like this.

[00:18:41] We called him the watcher because he just all night long

[00:18:43] walked up and down the hallway.

[00:18:45] Yeah.

[00:18:46] And like you just get accustomed to it.

[00:18:48] Like nothing was ever like it was creepy,

[00:18:50] but nothing ever felt like threatening or, you know,

[00:18:53] I think mine was probably just like in Prince and like,

[00:18:56] you know,

[00:18:57] residual shit.

[00:18:58] Probably.

[00:18:59] Yeah.

[00:19:00] There's my house right now that we live in just built in 1920

[00:19:03] something there's we have something that knocks on the

[00:19:05] shower door like all the time because we have a glass.

[00:19:07] Yeah.

[00:19:08] I mean it's like me.

[00:19:09] That's me.

[00:19:10] Yeah.

[00:19:11] Just saying hi.

[00:19:13] This one big knock like.

[00:19:16] Can't figure out what we just live in.

[00:19:19] I joke now that my house could be crazy haunted and I would

[00:19:22] never fucking know because like,

[00:19:24] I always have cats running around and my kids leave all the

[00:19:26] fucking cabinet doors open.

[00:19:28] Like if I have a ghost, it is so frustrated with us.

[00:19:31] Like fuck this.

[00:19:32] I'm out of here.

[00:19:33] Yeah.

[00:19:34] Like you would have to like clean my house for me to

[00:19:36] like notice your presence.

[00:19:38] That's awesome.

[00:19:40] Yeah.

[00:19:41] How about you?

[00:19:42] I'm going to go to the bathroom.

[00:19:44] I'm going to go to the bathroom.

[00:19:47] Yeah.

[00:19:48] How far is Penhurst from you?

[00:19:50] I want to say it's probably about three and a half hours.

[00:19:53] It's like right above Philly.

[00:19:55] Okay.

[00:19:56] And I'm about four hours or so to Philly.

[00:19:58] Philly takes me forever to get there.

[00:19:59] I don't go to Philly often.

[00:20:01] What's the one in Philly?

[00:20:04] The prison in Philly, the big.

[00:20:06] Is an abandoned one that we're talking about?

[00:20:09] Or just a famous one.

[00:20:11] It's a famous one.

[00:20:12] It's abandoned now, but they have like events there.

[00:20:16] Like,

[00:20:17] Hmm.

[00:20:18] Let's look.

[00:20:20] Yeah.

[00:20:21] Eastern state penitentiary.

[00:20:23] Yeah.

[00:20:24] There you go.

[00:20:25] I've been there.

[00:20:26] Just let me out.

[00:20:27] Walked by it.

[00:20:28] Yeah.

[00:20:29] Yeah.

[00:20:30] My friend asked if I wanted to go.

[00:20:32] I guess he's got like VIP, like special passes and shit.

[00:20:34] And I was like, yeah.

[00:20:35] That's awesome.

[00:20:36] Why not?

[00:20:37] I was like, if I have something that follows me home,

[00:20:39] it's going to be your fault.

[00:20:40] Yeah.

[00:20:41] Ron, have you ever,

[00:20:43] or even you, Bre, I don't know.

[00:20:45] Maybe you might have too,

[00:20:46] but you were driven by the old Lorton prison in Virginia.

[00:20:49] That's in Northern Virginia.

[00:20:51] I don't think so.

[00:20:52] Yeah.

[00:20:53] So it's a, they,

[00:20:55] whenever old maximum security got shut down,

[00:20:57] it was like vacant for years, but something,

[00:20:59] they took it over and they've turned it into an art studio

[00:21:03] and art gallery and studio.

[00:21:06] But like,

[00:21:07] it still just looks like

[00:21:10] an old prison.

[00:21:13] With a bunch of like art stuff everywhere.

[00:21:16] It's very weird to drive by and there's like one of those big,

[00:21:19] huge, like love signs.

[00:21:21] That's like right at the front of it when you drive by and I,

[00:21:24] every time I drive by it, I'm just like,

[00:21:27] they should have just tore it down.

[00:21:32] None of this makes sense.

[00:21:34] Right.

[00:21:35] Just tear it down and build it.

[00:21:38] I don't think you can just slap some pain on it and put a giant

[00:21:42] love thing.

[00:21:44] Take away all the fucking energy that's been there.

[00:21:46] Yeah.

[00:21:47] Right.

[00:21:48] I've been to Alcatraz.

[00:21:49] I did the whole Alcatraz.

[00:21:50] I did that once too.

[00:21:51] Yeah, that was really cool.

[00:21:52] Yeah.

[00:21:53] So much word shit.

[00:21:55] Yeah.

[00:21:56] Not expecting all of the bird shit.

[00:21:58] Yeah.

[00:21:59] I want to do that so bad.

[00:22:01] I've never gotten to.

[00:22:02] It's really cool.

[00:22:03] I went into that.

[00:22:05] There's like,

[00:22:06] they could put you in the,

[00:22:08] in that one cell.

[00:22:10] What is it?

[00:22:11] Like solitary confinement.

[00:22:12] And they shut you in there in the door.

[00:22:14] It just like, there's nothing.

[00:22:15] It's just blackness and you're just in this.

[00:22:17] Yeah.

[00:22:18] It's so fucking creepy.

[00:22:19] That is terrible.

[00:22:21] And they were saying that like one of some of the things

[00:22:23] that the inmates would do to like occupy their time while

[00:22:26] they're in there and just like throw a,

[00:22:28] throw a coin up in the air and just try to find it.

[00:22:32] Yeah.

[00:22:33] That was like all they had to do.

[00:22:35] So like not only psychologically,

[00:22:37] but like fuck with your eyesight and like,

[00:22:39] Oh yeah.

[00:22:40] Yeah.

[00:22:41] So much.

[00:22:42] Fucking crazy.

[00:22:43] It is crazy.

[00:22:45] In addition to all the ghost shit that I watch,

[00:22:48] I also watch a lot of like the murder.

[00:22:50] Oh, I'm a true crime.

[00:22:52] You know, yeah.

[00:22:54] Yeah.

[00:22:55] Those dudes survive.

[00:22:56] I'm obsessed with the ones where like they got it wrong

[00:22:59] and like the wrong people went to prison.

[00:23:01] Oh God.

[00:23:02] Yes.

[00:23:03] So, but yeah,

[00:23:05] one of them with that reminded me of like,

[00:23:07] what is it?

[00:23:08] The West Memphis three, like those young boys and they kept

[00:23:10] them in solitary confinement so long and now they're all

[00:23:12] like blind and shit.

[00:23:13] Yeah.

[00:23:14] So terrible.

[00:23:15] Yeah.

[00:23:16] Yeah.

[00:23:17] Yeah.

[00:23:18] That's how I spend my free time.

[00:23:26] Yeah.

[00:23:27] I'm gonna have to go and do all this fucking.

[00:23:30] Man.

[00:23:31] Well,

[00:23:32] because you could put it on and you don't really have to pay

[00:23:34] attention because they're all kind of the same.

[00:23:36] You know what I mean?

[00:23:37] Yeah.

[00:23:38] Yeah.

[00:23:39] And I've watched so many of them that like,

[00:23:41] and I used to watch forensic files cause forensic files is on

[00:23:43] like all like basically from like.

[00:23:45] Six p.m.

[00:23:46] To six a.m.

[00:23:47] Every night on.

[00:23:49] HLN headline news.

[00:23:51] So at when I'm at work at night, if it was nothing on it,

[00:23:54] it was like,

[00:23:57] I'm gonna be like,

[00:23:59] I'm gonna be like,

[00:24:00] yeah.

[00:24:01] I'm gonna be like,

[00:24:02] yeah.

[00:24:03] Yeah.

[00:24:04] Yeah.

[00:24:05] And I'm like,

[00:24:06] yeah,

[00:24:07] yeah,

[00:24:08] yeah.

[00:24:09] So I'm like,

[00:24:10] yeah.

[00:24:11] It's like a classic forensic file on the bed.

[00:24:13] It's like half hour episodes.

[00:24:15] And it's like,

[00:24:16] and then I'll watch like other series.

[00:24:18] And I'm like,

[00:24:19] oh, I remember this crime from that show.

[00:24:21] It's like,

[00:24:22] I remember the crime that I did in my house and I had never heard

[00:24:25] of it before.

[00:24:26] Wow.

[00:24:27] It was crazy,

[00:24:28] but it was some dude that like killed his daughter in law and

[00:24:30] buried her under a fence line that he was building and

[00:24:32] crazy shit.

[00:24:34] Yeah.

[00:24:35] Stupid.

[00:24:36] Stupid.

[00:24:37] I hate this planet.

[00:24:39] I would be too scared to commit a major crime at this point

[00:24:42] because everyone has ring cameras and like,

[00:24:44] you know,

[00:24:45] like the first time in history to do crazy shit.

[00:24:47] You're on camera.

[00:24:48] It don't matter.

[00:24:49] Yeah.

[00:24:51] But here's the thing.

[00:24:53] Like,

[00:24:54] don't you feel like there's a part of me and this is going to

[00:24:57] sound weird that would almost like think that prison was.

[00:25:01] Kind of like a nice break.

[00:25:04] You know what I mean?

[00:25:06] You just,

[00:25:07] you're just in your cell.

[00:25:08] You have no fucking,

[00:25:09] you don't have to be anywhere at any certain.

[00:25:11] You just there and you just,

[00:25:12] you get meals and you go work out.

[00:25:14] Maybe you just come back in your cell.

[00:25:16] You have no responsibilities.

[00:25:17] I would do so much.

[00:25:19] Yeah.

[00:25:20] There's a part of that kind of longs for that.

[00:25:23] Not, I don't want to say longs for that.

[00:25:25] Cause I feel like I'm too little and mouthy to go to jail.

[00:25:28] Like maybe jail, I could handle prison.

[00:25:30] I don't think I would fare so well.

[00:25:32] Yeah.

[00:25:33] The problem around is the other people.

[00:25:35] Cause like if you try to just be recluse and do your own thing.

[00:25:38] Yeah.

[00:25:39] They're coming for you.

[00:25:40] What you want is an inpatient.

[00:25:43] Yeah.

[00:25:44] Yeah.

[00:25:45] Yeah.

[00:25:46] Yeah.

[00:25:47] Yeah.

[00:25:48] That would be my choice.

[00:25:50] Give me some fucking ad-vans and we'll be watching.

[00:25:56] I'll just talk about my man pond constantly and then they'll put

[00:25:59] me in a fucking.

[00:26:01] Or I'll just like,

[00:26:02] I'll start pulling them out and sticking them to the wall.

[00:26:04] Yeah.

[00:26:05] You might be able to get away with that.

[00:26:08] The guards might not like you,

[00:26:10] but you'll get respect from the rest of the guys.

[00:26:14] I don't know if it would be respect more of like,

[00:26:16] they don't want hepatitis.

[00:26:17] They respect that your distance.

[00:26:19] Right.

[00:26:20] Right.

[00:26:21] Yeah.

[00:26:22] I would have hoped there was like an Italian client inside the

[00:26:25] prison somewhere that I could kind of like,

[00:26:27] I don't know.

[00:26:29] Maybe where all those mobsters went maybe, you know,

[00:26:32] I would just become someone's bitch.

[00:26:34] I'd be like, yep.

[00:26:35] Yeah.

[00:26:36] You can just take care of me.

[00:26:37] I'm fine with that.

[00:26:38] Do you want my chocolate pudding?

[00:26:40] Here you go.

[00:26:42] Yeah,

[00:26:43] but I don't think it's as painful to become somebody's bitch in a

[00:26:46] woman's prison as it would be.

[00:26:47] No, that's, that's, that's fair.

[00:26:49] Um,

[00:26:51] be like college.

[00:26:53] Yeah.

[00:27:02] But more reading.

[00:27:04] Yeah.

[00:27:05] I saw this, uh,

[00:27:09] post on Twitter today.

[00:27:11] So I'm going to, I'm going to use it to ask this question.

[00:27:14] Um, cause we've asked you the normal questions many times,

[00:27:17] but all right.

[00:27:18] So you have to name one book,

[00:27:20] one TV show, one album and one movie to be.

[00:27:26] Your tops. Like if you could only like watch, read or listen.

[00:27:29] Oh man. All right.

[00:27:31] So my book would be still life with woodpecker by Tom Robbins.

[00:27:35] All right.

[00:27:37] What was the other way in a TV show?

[00:27:39] Really? Okay.

[00:27:41] Yeah, I'd fucking love Malcolm in the middle.

[00:27:43] I've watched it through prize six or seven times already.

[00:27:46] So I know, I know it does me well.

[00:27:49] Um,

[00:27:50] Brian Cranston is the shit.

[00:27:52] Oh my God.

[00:27:53] The whole,

[00:27:54] the whole show is just magic and do we.

[00:27:57] Yeah.

[00:27:58] Yeah.

[00:27:59] I would say probably Wayne's world.

[00:28:01] All right.

[00:28:02] What was the last album?

[00:28:04] Damn.

[00:28:05] That's the hard one.

[00:28:07] For us.

[00:28:09] I would say probably one of the punk orama comps,

[00:28:15] maybe like three or four more.

[00:28:17] More, more you'd like to punk around more than the fat.

[00:28:20] I, those are,

[00:28:21] I just remember the like the little boy with like the black

[00:28:24] eye on the front.

[00:28:25] Yeah.

[00:28:26] That's a good one.

[00:28:30] But I'd be pissed if I could only listen to one album for the

[00:28:33] rest of my life.

[00:28:34] The rest I think I could handle,

[00:28:35] but I think the album might be upset about that was two or

[00:28:38] three.

[00:28:39] I think it's second.

[00:28:41] Uh,

[00:28:42] I think it might have been three.

[00:28:44] Yeah.

[00:28:45] I think it might have been three or maybe four.

[00:28:48] I don't know.

[00:28:49] Yeah.

[00:28:50] And it's one of those.

[00:28:51] Oh, I got to look it up.

[00:28:54] Matt, what about you?

[00:28:56] Um,

[00:28:57] Relist the, uh,

[00:28:59] book TV show album movie.

[00:29:02] Book.

[00:29:04] And this is,

[00:29:06] Is there a pretext to this?

[00:29:08] It's like just say that.

[00:29:10] Say your house is on fire and this is the only thing you can

[00:29:13] grab.

[00:29:14] Oh yeah.

[00:29:15] So okay.

[00:29:16] Book.

[00:29:17] Uh,

[00:29:18] It's a book.

[00:29:22] I think it's a book.

[00:29:24] Yeah.

[00:29:25] I think it's a book.

[00:29:26] TV show movie.

[00:29:28] Album album.

[00:29:30] Hmm.

[00:29:32] Book.

[00:29:36] I would probably take.

[00:29:40] This is a really hard one for me.

[00:29:42] Can I come back to book?

[00:29:44] Yeah.

[00:29:45] Totally.

[00:29:46] TV show.

[00:29:48] Probably South Park.

[00:29:50] Um,

[00:29:52] Movie.

[00:29:54] Army of darkness.

[00:29:56] Oh man.

[00:29:58] Damn.

[00:30:00] Album.

[00:30:03] Suburban teenage wasteland blues.

[00:30:06] Strong out.

[00:30:07] I kind of want to say like a people's history of the United

[00:30:10] States 1492 to present by Howard Zen.

[00:30:12] I kind of want to say that.

[00:30:14] Cause it's like super long and you could just read it

[00:30:17] over and over and over and over and learn a whole bunch of shit.

[00:30:20] Yeah, I'll say that.

[00:30:22] That's good.

[00:30:23] Yeah.

[00:30:24] Your turn.

[00:30:26] Um, so for book, I'd probably go Stephen King.

[00:30:31] So I'm not going to be learning much, but um,

[00:30:35] But it's very lengthy.

[00:30:37] So you'll take it.

[00:30:39] I think my favorite Stephen King book is misery.

[00:30:42] Um,

[00:30:44] I'm not gonna say.

[00:30:46] My favorite is just the one that I,

[00:30:49] I'm not going to say that because it's like,

[00:30:51] It's so long.

[00:30:52] I don't know if it was.

[00:30:53] The sign,

[00:30:54] The sign of the sun.

[00:30:55] The sun that I saw or the shining.

[00:30:57] I like to stand a whole lot.

[00:30:58] I haven't read that.

[00:30:59] I heard it's good, but.

[00:31:01] I'll go misery for my book.

[00:31:02] TV show. Definitely.

[00:31:03] Um,

[00:31:04] Sanford and son.

[00:31:05] Great as fucking TV show.

[00:31:06] Well,

[00:31:07] This is the first time you said that about the seven.

[00:31:09] I'm a fucking show.

[00:31:13] Just I start laughing during the intro of the fucking it's just

[00:31:17] Red Fox anyway, he kills me.

[00:31:20] All right, so Misery, Sanford and Son, shit movie.

[00:31:26] I'll say The Exorcist

[00:31:31] and an album I'll probably go with.

[00:31:36] Fuck.

[00:31:37] Rachel Weasel, my brain hurts.

[00:31:39] That's a good one.

[00:31:41] Yeah.

[00:31:43] Yeah, I'll stellar choices.

[00:31:44] Yeah, yeah, I'll go with that.

[00:31:46] I mean, this question will be different in five minutes if he asks me.

[00:31:49] Oh, absolutely, because now I'm already regretting my choice.

[00:31:56] Oh, man.

[00:31:57] Oh, Brie, what's your favorite cereal?

[00:32:00] Oh, yeah.

[00:32:01] Probably frosted Cheerios with chocolate milk.

[00:32:06] Oh, chocolate milk.

[00:32:08] Wait a second, chocolate milk I never even thought about.

[00:32:12] I also really like frosted mini Weets with chocolate milk.

[00:32:15] Why have I never done that before?

[00:32:17] Strawberry milk now or banana milk or any of the flavor?

[00:32:21] Any of the flavors.

[00:32:22] This opens a whole new world.

[00:32:24] What kind of fucked up world have I grown up in?

[00:32:26] Yeah, it's like we've just doubled the cereal that we can have

[00:32:30] because it's everything that we love.

[00:32:31] But you can't mix like the fruity and the chocolate

[00:32:33] like you can't have fruity pebbles and chocolate milk

[00:32:35] because that doesn't really work.

[00:32:37] And or won't.

[00:32:38] I mean, you can try it.

[00:32:43] That's the first thing Ron's going to try.

[00:32:45] You know that.

[00:32:46] He's like, fuck you, Brie.

[00:32:48] Well, fruity pebbles are his all time favorite cereal.

[00:32:50] Yeah, yeah.

[00:32:52] You have to like eat those too fast for me

[00:32:56] because there's only like a very small window where they're like good

[00:32:59] or do you like the mushy or you like.

[00:33:01] No, no.

[00:33:01] So I put a tiny bit of milk in and I rotate.

[00:33:04] You got to rotate.

[00:33:05] Yeah, keep it going.

[00:33:08] Yeah.

[00:33:08] He's like, big question is how do you guys feel about Captain Crunch?

[00:33:12] Not a fan.

[00:33:13] He's not even a nautical professional.

[00:33:16] He's not even I like Captain Crunch, but

[00:33:19] but we've given it the award for sharpest cereal.

[00:33:22] Oh, absolutely.

[00:33:23] It will fuck your mouth up.

[00:33:24] It will cut up your gums like and you should never trust anyone

[00:33:27] whose eyebrows are on his hat.

[00:33:29] That is true.

[00:33:31] That's how is that overlooked?

[00:33:33] It's true.

[00:33:37] Yeah, don't believe his lies.

[00:33:39] Yeah.

[00:33:40] There's a there's the eyebrows of a fellow who just sold me some drugs, I think.

[00:33:48] Yeah, without me knowing it.

[00:33:52] It's the short little fat sailor with the eyebrows on his hat.

[00:33:55] That's what he's not even it's all false.

[00:33:57] He's not a nautical professional.

[00:33:59] Yeah, he's all lies.

[00:34:01] He's a stolen valor.

[00:34:03] Yeah.

[00:34:04] Yeah.

[00:34:07] He's actually the guy that fucked his sub and Philly.

[00:34:12] Both there go.

[00:34:13] Yeah, free pebbles to shit.

[00:34:14] You got it's it takes work, though.

[00:34:16] Like I said, you got to put like a tiny bit of milk and rotate, rotate the stock.

[00:34:20] It takes work.

[00:34:20] I don't want to like the point of zero is to not work.

[00:34:23] A round of worker B round of worker B.

[00:34:26] If it's worth it, it's worth it, man.

[00:34:30] And those pebbles.

[00:34:31] He's got to work for it.

[00:34:32] Oh, yeah.

[00:34:35] I just had I had cinnamon life today.

[00:34:37] So that's another great one.

[00:34:38] Nice.

[00:34:39] See now.

[00:34:40] So now you got to get a cinnamon life is a good one.

[00:34:42] Don't get me wrong.

[00:34:43] You got to get the cinnamon Quaker Oats Square.

[00:34:45] No, I'd love the cinnamon Quaker Oats.

[00:34:46] Oh, yes.

[00:34:47] Right. We talked about fucking giant food store.

[00:34:49] The bastards, if you're listening to this, whoever you are,

[00:34:52] the past two weeks, I've gone to giant like two or three times in the past two weeks.

[00:34:56] They don't have it.

[00:34:57] Oh, motherfucker.

[00:34:59] Yeah. You know, you know what kills me about Quaker Oats Square's Ron?

[00:35:01] They have other flavors.

[00:35:03] They have three flavors that are fruit filled ones and they're amazing.

[00:35:06] I have them, but you cannot find them anywhere anymore.

[00:35:09] There's a maple sugar.

[00:35:10] There's a maple brown sugar one too, I think. Right.

[00:35:12] Have you guys looked on Amazon?

[00:35:15] Yeah, it seems to be they were discontinued.

[00:35:17] I'm not sure, but they had an apple, a banana and a blueberry.

[00:35:20] You know, banana.

[00:35:21] Dude, it was so good because it didn't even it didn't taste like fake banana.

[00:35:25] It tastes like real banana.

[00:35:26] That's what that was going to be.

[00:35:27] My question was it like the yellow run banana flavor?

[00:35:30] So worse. Who made that?

[00:35:32] Like that's got a well, Matt likes that shit.

[00:35:34] Matt Palmer's. So I have something about it.

[00:35:38] Oh, no, you like the watermelons that when that time at the time

[00:35:41] that flavor was like engineered, that's what bananas tasted like.

[00:35:45] I don't know if it's true. Really?

[00:35:47] But like the taste of bananas have just like evolved over time.

[00:35:51] Weird. I don't know if it's true,

[00:35:52] but that's something that I've heard recently.

[00:35:54] Yeah, I'm not a run skier. I fuck those things.

[00:35:57] It wasn't those are gnarly. Yeah.

[00:36:00] And it's Palmer's that makes them.

[00:36:02] Is it really?

[00:36:04] It's got to be. It's got to be.

[00:36:05] It is now.

[00:36:06] I'm better than you fucking.

[00:36:08] I like anything like that I can like crunch.

[00:36:11] Yeah, so like I really like those.

[00:36:14] Have you ever seen those sweet tarts that are like the little

[00:36:17] BBs, like the little ball sweet. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[00:36:19] I've seen it.

[00:36:20] But I will eat those until I'm like sweaty and there's like

[00:36:23] sores all over my tongue.

[00:36:25] I don't mind the sweet tart.

[00:36:27] Not a fan. I don't mind sweet.

[00:36:29] I like gummies.

[00:36:30] I don't go Haribo Haribo anything.

[00:36:32] Oh, yeah, gummies are.

[00:36:33] Don't they have like the twin snakes?

[00:36:34] Is that the one where one sweet and one sour?

[00:36:36] Yeah, those are the best.

[00:36:39] I don't need a ton of sweets at all,

[00:36:40] but I will get myself into trouble with some of those

[00:36:43] like little Coca Cola Haribo gummy.

[00:36:45] Oh my God.

[00:36:46] My locker at work.

[00:36:48] Yeah, I like I don't really care for like baked goods

[00:36:50] like cake and pie and shit like that.

[00:36:52] But I will eat the fuck out of some candy.

[00:36:55] I'm the opposite.

[00:36:56] I love cake and pie.

[00:36:57] Yeah, I really like doughnuts.

[00:36:58] I'll slowly eat the fuck out of candy.

[00:37:00] Oh, doughnuts and shit.

[00:37:01] I love doughnuts.

[00:37:02] Doughnuts are the greatest thing on the planet.

[00:37:03] Yeah.

[00:37:05] Crispy cream.

[00:37:07] Oh, that's a one bite doughnut, by the way, folks.

[00:37:12] My mom my mom brainwashed me into

[00:37:15] into thinking that all sugar is the most horrible thing

[00:37:18] in the universe. So I don't really.

[00:37:21] She's probably right.

[00:37:22] So she's definitely.

[00:37:23] It's the best brainwash ever because like now

[00:37:25] and I'm an adult, like I have good teeth, you know, like,

[00:37:29] I don't, you know, I don't really have to do too much

[00:37:31] because I don't eat sugar hardly.

[00:37:34] Yeah, that's nice.

[00:37:34] I think I had my sixth root canal when I was eight.

[00:37:38] My kids have had a ton too.

[00:37:39] It's ridiculous.

[00:37:41] Like I keep telling them when it's time for them

[00:37:42] to be responsible for their teeth,

[00:37:44] like they're going to be falling out of their head

[00:37:46] and that's not going to be my financial responsibility anymore.

[00:37:49] Yep.

[00:37:51] Like I'm the guy that when you open a bag of skittles,

[00:37:56] pours like four of them into his hand

[00:37:58] and then folds the rest up and puts it away.

[00:38:02] I take out the reds and the purples

[00:38:03] and just throw the rest away.

[00:38:04] That's where the rest belong.

[00:38:06] I'll take the greens.

[00:38:07] I'll have them for probably like three years before they're gone.

[00:38:10] But I'll take them. I like the green one.

[00:38:12] I just got a new phone for like everybody the other day.

[00:38:15] So I'm still like figuring shit out, logging into everything.

[00:38:18] And it's such a pain in my dick.

[00:38:19] Yeah.

[00:38:21] I went in for one iPhone and like they would not sell me a phone.

[00:38:25] They were like, we can't sell you a phone.

[00:38:26] I was like, what the fuck do you mean?

[00:38:27] You can't just tell me a phone.

[00:38:30] So somehow I walked out with like five new iPhones for everybody.

[00:38:33] I feel fucking bamboozled.

[00:38:36] I'll go buy one from somewhere else.

[00:38:38] Peace out.

[00:38:39] We can't sell you one, but we can sell you five.

[00:38:41] Well, I got like most of them are free.

[00:38:43] So I was like, all right, my kids needed lines anyway.

[00:38:46] So I was like, fuck it.

[00:38:48] Yeah, I hate cell phones.

[00:38:50] We don't have any like cell phone reception out here.

[00:38:52] So if we don't have Wi-Fi, we don't even have cell phones.

[00:38:54] Oh, really?

[00:38:55] That's how remote I am.

[00:38:57] It's awesome.

[00:38:58] How close are your neighbors?

[00:39:01] They're actually not too bad.

[00:39:03] This piece of property, I own about a quarter of an acre

[00:39:06] and there's one on the other side.

[00:39:07] And then I have another person across the street.

[00:39:10] All right.

[00:39:11] So I live in like a little cult.

[00:39:13] I'm like all surrounded by farms, though.

[00:39:15] I'm like the only person in this area that isn't a part

[00:39:18] of like the family farm.

[00:39:20] Nice.

[00:39:21] Yeah, my dream house is a house where I can go on my deck naked

[00:39:25] and not worry about other people.

[00:39:26] No, agreed.

[00:39:27] I mean, I could do that now, I guess.

[00:39:28] Yeah, you don't have to worry

[00:39:29] about the other people right now.

[00:39:31] I live in a townhouse.

[00:39:35] My goal in life is to be an Appalachian witch.

[00:39:37] Hell yeah.

[00:39:38] I love it.

[00:39:39] So just some little cabin remote in the fucking mountains.

[00:39:43] No one bothers me.

[00:39:43] I frighten the townspeople.

[00:39:47] That's great.

[00:39:48] That's a great life goal.

[00:39:49] Yeah, it's good to have goals.

[00:39:51] I feel like it's attainable as well.

[00:39:53] Yeah, oh yeah.

[00:39:54] I feel like it's very attainable.

[00:39:56] It's like when Bre did that thing in high school

[00:39:59] where the guidance counselor comes in and finds out what

[00:40:02] job you're good at.

[00:40:04] You got Appalachian witch.

[00:40:08] This has never happened before.

[00:40:13] It's fitting.

[00:40:14] It's my goal.

[00:40:16] Honestly, it sounds way more interesting than some of the ones

[00:40:19] they actually do give you.

[00:40:21] Oh yeah.

[00:40:22] It's all bullshit anyway.

[00:40:24] I don't even think I did any of those.

[00:40:27] Yeah, Ron, speaking of it's all bullshit anyways,

[00:40:31] the other choice of book I couldn't decide between

[00:40:34] was Propaganda by Edward Bernays.

[00:40:36] So there you go.

[00:40:38] Any spaghetti sandwiches recently?

[00:40:41] No.

[00:40:42] No, I've been living my so my ADHD makes me like have

[00:40:46] hyper fixations with meals.

[00:40:48] And so right now it's English muffins with provolone and turkey.

[00:40:53] Like that's basically what I live on.

[00:40:55] That sounds good.

[00:40:57] Yeah.

[00:40:58] What kind of turkey?

[00:40:59] And then I'll eat that like three times a day for like six

[00:41:01] months and then I'll like hate it for the rest of my life.

[00:41:03] That's how those work.

[00:41:05] That's how those work.

[00:41:06] Yeah.

[00:41:11] Reds making faces back here.

[00:41:13] What kind of turkey you use?

[00:41:15] Oh, just fucking great value, whatever lunch meat.

[00:41:18] Yeah.

[00:41:20] Groceries are so goddamn expensive right now.

[00:41:22] Yeah.

[00:41:23] And I have four teenagers.

[00:41:24] My grocery bills like two grand a month.

[00:41:26] It's killing me.

[00:41:27] It's crazy. Yeah.

[00:41:29] The correct answer to what turkey do you use is Boar's

[00:41:31] head by the way.

[00:41:33] I mean, that's not agreed.

[00:41:36] Boar's head is not in my budget.

[00:41:39] We are a great value everything family.

[00:41:45] Oh, fun story.

[00:41:46] You know what's super cool?

[00:41:48] My kids went because my kids eat everything.

[00:41:51] I'll bring it home and like the next day it's all fucking gone.

[00:41:54] So my kids went to school and told every like their teachers

[00:41:57] and stuff that we don't have food at my house.

[00:42:01] So now every Friday they all bring home a bag of like food.

[00:42:06] For the weekend for, you know, families that can't afford to feed their children.

[00:42:09] Oh, really?

[00:42:10] Yeah.

[00:42:11] So I have a surplus of like 30 boxes of mac and cheese if anybody needs

[00:42:16] shitty mac and cheese in their life.

[00:42:18] And my kids were like, I don't understand why we get these bags every week.

[00:42:21] And I'm like, because you told everyone we don't have food.

[00:42:25] Like.

[00:42:26] Wait, is that the school that gives it or like?

[00:42:28] Yes.

[00:42:30] Yeah, the school gives them a bag every Friday and they all bring home.

[00:42:34] That's kind of cool, though.

[00:42:36] I mean, it's not if you don't need it, but like it's cool that that is out there

[00:42:42] because yes, a lot of times, like, you know, there are some kids that only eat at school, you know?

[00:42:46] And no, absolutely.

[00:42:48] Yeah.

[00:42:49] Yeah, absolutely.

[00:42:51] So that's a lot cooler there than what they would do here

[00:42:56] in Virginia.

[00:42:57] Yeah, especially in northern Virginia, your kids go to school and

[00:43:01] they just give them a sack of tobacco on Friday.

[00:43:03] Yeah, school fucking send motherfuckers from CPS and the police to go do a wellness check on the fucking family.

[00:43:10] Oh, yeah.

[00:43:11] Well, I mean, I would think because, you know, my son had all those mental health issues

[00:43:15] and stuff last year, like I'm pretty tight with the whole school.

[00:43:19] So that's probably why we didn't have to deal with any of that bullshit.

[00:43:21] They were just like, oh, yeah, this dumb bitch is just struggling.

[00:43:24] Also, also people are just probably a little bit cooler up there.

[00:43:29] Then I wish I could say yes, but not much, my friend.

[00:43:33] I still live in a very rural, very red area, very narrow minded.

[00:43:40] I think P.A. in Virginia are very similar, I think.

[00:43:43] Yeah, for sure.

[00:43:44] I always tell my kid that they're my goal for them is to be better than the small town that we're from.

[00:43:49] Yeah, you got Philly and then the rest of Pennsylvania.

[00:43:52] And then Pittsburgh on the other end.

[00:43:54] Yeah. And then in Virginia, you got D.C.

[00:43:58] Richmond.

[00:43:59] Well, it's only Northern Virginia where stuff like that happens really.

[00:44:04] Not the rest of the state.

[00:44:08] Is P.A. a commonwealth?

[00:44:10] Right. Yeah, it is. It is right.

[00:44:12] Yeah. Yeah, that's why we have all those goofy liquor laws.

[00:44:16] Ours are for, right?

[00:44:18] Isn't there for a commonwealth as well?

[00:44:20] We don't have super goofy liquor laws, but it's state controlled liquor.

[00:44:25] Yeah, it's for the man.

[00:44:25] You could only buy liquor in like designated liquor stores in P.A.

[00:44:30] Same thing down here.

[00:44:31] Yeah. Mass.

[00:44:33] Drone, it's Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, Virginia and Kentucky.

[00:44:36] Yeah, we were just talking during covid.

[00:44:38] They shut down all of our liquor stores.

[00:44:41] Yeah, ours too, for a little while.

[00:44:43] For a little while till people started ours was ours was for a while.

[00:44:47] And so we would go to like New York and like Ohio.

[00:44:50] And eventually they started kicking us out and wouldn't service there either.

[00:44:53] Yeah.

[00:44:55] Yeah, the rich people around here started complaining.

[00:44:58] So no, of course.

[00:45:03] Yeah, it was a while for us.

[00:45:05] You could get it online for a bit until like their inventory was depleted.

[00:45:09] And then that was it. Wow.

[00:45:12] Yeah, that was not the case here after rich people bitched.

[00:45:17] Yeah, it's crazy.

[00:45:19] Such a crazy. That was only four years ago.

[00:45:22] It's like a different lifetime already, you know.

[00:45:24] Yeah.

[00:45:25] We have to looking forward to any shows besides Diesel Boy at the pot.

[00:45:29] Oh, God, congrats on the diesel boy.

[00:45:32] That's fucking awesome.

[00:45:33] I was so sad when I thought Camp on

[00:45:34] Savannah was going to be the only show that they were going to have on the East Coast.

[00:45:38] We got you. We got you.

[00:45:40] Love it.

[00:45:41] I am going to go to the P.A.

[00:45:43] Canifest tomorrow.

[00:45:45] What's in a kutsa?

[00:45:47] It's just like this.

[00:45:49] I like like a bunch of vendors and food trucks and like just marijuana shit.

[00:45:53] And, you know, I like to promote

[00:45:56] the legalization and all of that bullshit.

[00:45:59] I usually work it, but my boss has taken his kid this year.

[00:46:02] So I figured I'm going to go and actually enjoy it this year.

[00:46:06] Yeah. And then I have make war and paperback tragedy next week in Maryland.

[00:46:13] I'm taking a couple of my kids so that should be fun.

[00:46:16] Where is it?

[00:46:18] What was that? Where is it?

[00:46:22] I'm not sure. Let me look.

[00:46:26] That's going to be good.

[00:46:27] Yeah, it's like it's like a Wednesday show when I was like,

[00:46:29] how can I swing this with school and stuff?

[00:46:32] So I was like, hey, kids, who wants to go with me to a show?

[00:46:35] Yeah.

[00:46:36] So yeah, we're going to take some kids and have some fun.

[00:46:40] It's like Catonsville at like a tavern or something.

[00:46:45] OK, it's well.

[00:46:46] You know, is that what it is?

[00:46:47] Yeah. Yeah, Moorsburgers Tavern.

[00:46:51] That's a weird place for a show. Yeah.

[00:46:55] Especially I love make war.

[00:46:56] Obviously, I love paperback tragedy, so I'm pretty excited.

[00:46:59] Sweet. Yeah. Hell yeah.

[00:47:02] Yeah, I'm saving up for Fest this year,

[00:47:05] so I'm not going to be hitting up too many crazy expensive shows or anything

[00:47:09] this summer because Fest is pretty pricey to get there.

[00:47:13] Yeah, I've never been. I want to go.

[00:47:16] I'm going to line up is amazing.

[00:47:18] I got through like the first two lines of the lineup and like almost passed out

[00:47:22] and like had to stop and catch my breath.

[00:47:25] That's awesome.

[00:47:26] I love hot water music and it's their 30th anniversary.

[00:47:29] So then the new EP.

[00:47:32] Oh, my God, it's really good. So good.

[00:47:34] It's so good.

[00:47:35] I think I might try to go to punk rock bowling next year.

[00:47:39] Matt, if you're. Oh, yeah.

[00:47:41] Yeah.

[00:47:42] You can do the Vegas thing with Oz, too.

[00:47:45] You get Fred. We get the press passes.

[00:47:48] Maybe. Yeah.

[00:47:52] Do we know someone?

[00:47:53] I think we could. Yeah, I might have a couple of contacts to push your way, actually.

[00:47:59] Remind me.

[00:48:02] Yeah, I'm going out to LA in October to see no effects.

[00:48:05] Spinal. Are you? Yeah.

[00:48:07] There's a bunch of people from PA and now to the last show.

[00:48:10] So expensive.

[00:48:12] My 14 year old just got into punk and he was like,

[00:48:15] do you think maybe we could go see no effects since it's going to be my last

[00:48:18] chance? And I was like, fuck.

[00:48:21] But I looked but like the New York show is completely sold out already.

[00:48:26] And like like the Massachusetts one is like just a little too far for a day trip,

[00:48:30] you know? Yeah.

[00:48:33] Yeah. So I was like, sorry, kiddo, how about we go to something else instead?

[00:48:37] Yeah, I can't believe they have they decided not to come

[00:48:39] anywhere between Richmond and Philadelphia.

[00:48:41] Like it's weird. Yeah.

[00:48:43] But whatever.

[00:48:45] Maybe because they just had that big one in Ohio last summer.

[00:48:48] Yeah.

[00:48:50] What?

[00:48:51] Just said maybe because we made him cry.

[00:48:54] Oh, yeah.

[00:48:59] I don't know. My gut tells me it's not the end, too.

[00:49:02] Like I feel like they're going to be torn sometime in the future.

[00:49:05] I don't know. He may seem like he's pretty matter of fact

[00:49:09] with the amount of money I spent on these tickets for October.

[00:49:12] I'd be pissed if they fucking right.

[00:49:14] I don't know. I feel like that that museum is probably pretty costly to run.

[00:49:17] Yeah. Hey, if the Ramones can do it.

[00:49:25] But I heard bad religions going to be doing the same thing

[00:49:27] in the next couple of years. Yeah.

[00:49:29] I heard that's why they're not.

[00:49:30] I love that religion, but I've seen them

[00:49:34] so many times. So maybe like probably 20.

[00:49:37] Yeah. Yeah.

[00:49:39] So I'm like when I see them, like they're not a selling point for me really anymore.

[00:49:42] Yeah.

[00:49:43] What year did the bad religion album was the Empire Strikes First or whatever?

[00:49:48] I don't know. I kind of jumped off of them after.

[00:49:54] I went and saw him at the 930 Club.

[00:49:56] It was like after that album came out and it was like they were super rad.

[00:50:03] You know, they were a little bit older, but obviously not as old as they are now.

[00:50:07] I was probably at least like.

[00:50:10] You know, more than 10 years ago. Yeah.

[00:50:13] They were so good, though.

[00:50:14] Like I remember watching them and being like, man, these guys have to be like

[00:50:18] all in their fifties at that point. You know? Yeah.

[00:50:21] I was like, and this is super fucking rad.

[00:50:24] Well, I mean, Iggy's still out there doing his thing, you know,

[00:50:27] when he's fucking 187.

[00:50:30] Yeah. But is it still super fucking rad on stage?

[00:50:35] I so it's been I saw Iggy for my 19th birthday.

[00:50:39] And to this day, it was the best show I've ever been to.

[00:50:42] That's awesome. I mean, I'm not doing it.

[00:50:44] Good shame. Yeah.

[00:50:46] Yeah. Well, I mean, when you live on nothing but like probably cigarettes

[00:50:48] and whiskey your entire heroin.

[00:50:52] The Iggy diet.

[00:50:53] Yeah.

[00:50:56] You know, you know who somebody else was actually like

[00:51:00] quite old that I saw who just fucking tore it up live.

[00:51:04] It was fucking Alice Cooper.

[00:51:06] I heard that.

[00:51:07] I bet he's the hell of a performer.

[00:51:09] Yeah. I mean, this was a while back, you know?

[00:51:11] Right. Maybe like 15 years ago.

[00:51:14] But he was still like in his I think 60s at that point,

[00:51:18] maybe even into the 70s.

[00:51:20] I don't know how it is now, but like that was shit was awesome.

[00:51:24] It was so good.

[00:51:25] One of the best podcast episodes I ever listened to was Gilbert Godfrey

[00:51:29] had this podcast and one of the episodes he had.

[00:51:33] Alice Cooper's manager on

[00:51:36] and he told all this.

[00:51:38] He told stories about how he met Alice Cooper.

[00:51:41] And the funniest story was they

[00:51:44] they used to try to get people because this is before the Internet and everything.

[00:51:47] So they had to like kind of get in the newspapers to kind of generate press

[00:51:50] to get people out.

[00:51:52] So they would do fucked up shit so that they would be in the newspapers.

[00:51:56] So one one time they decided to wear clear plastic pants

[00:52:00] so they could see you can see their dick and everything.

[00:52:03] So they go on stage and the manager was like, I'm going to go outside

[00:52:06] and call the cops from a phone booth and complain.

[00:52:10] So you guys cut so the cops will come and bust you guys

[00:52:13] and they'll be like, oh, you know, they're wearing this shit.

[00:52:15] And then, you know, but by the time the cops got there,

[00:52:19] there the plastic suits were all like there was like bogged up, bogged up.

[00:52:26] Boxed it in your own.

[00:52:27] Yeah, yeah.

[00:52:31] Letting that shit marinate.

[00:52:34] The stories he had were fucking amazing, man.

[00:52:37] But I will breathe.

[00:52:39] Thanks again.

[00:52:41] Yes, sorry, I kept dropping.

[00:52:43] I don't know what's going on.

[00:52:45] So the totally cool is not a big deal.

[00:52:47] All right, cool.

[00:52:48] Yeah, this was fun.

[00:52:50] Always a pleasure talking to you guys. Awesome.

[00:52:52] Thank you. Yeah.

[00:52:53] And we will see you, I mean, definitely in July for.

[00:52:56] Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[00:52:57] So excited. Oh, my God.

[00:52:59] Excited. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:53:00] Dude, I haven't seen them since probably 2000.

[00:53:04] That may have been.

[00:53:05] I think the last year they toured was oh, one or two.

[00:53:08] Yeah, it's and that was definitely before then.

[00:53:12] Yeah. And the rest of the band is going to be rad, too.

[00:53:14] So yeah, absolutely.

[00:53:15] I'm so excited. Yeah.

[00:53:17] For sure. Yeah.

[00:53:19] All the bands on that show are so all the big.

[00:53:21] I know, right?

[00:53:21] Hell, yeah. So excited.

[00:53:23] Fuck yeah. And pie.

[00:53:24] Hi.

[00:53:25] Oh, my God. Right.

[00:53:26] Jason Obermiller told me today that he got tickets

[00:53:28] and I was like, we should definitely meet

[00:53:30] early and get food beforehand.

[00:53:32] For sure. Yeah.

[00:53:34] And I also warned them that it's not like the parking is not great.

[00:53:36] Oh,

[00:53:39] their parking is the WordPress of parking.

[00:53:47] I appreciate that was amazing.

[00:53:51] All right, boys.

[00:53:53] It was great chatting. Thank you.

[00:53:55] Yeah, absolutely.

[00:53:56] All right, Brie, take care.

[00:53:57] Bye, guys. Love you.

[00:53:58] You love you too. Yeah.