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[00:00:00] What's going on everybody welcome to another episode of Our Brains Hurt. Thanks a lot for hanging out. We are running a contest on our website all month the whole month of March into April. Go to ourbrainshurt.com and you get to choose your All Star punk rock band.

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[00:01:00] I'm a great dude, I'm a great dude.

[00:01:27] Hey, hey, it's a solo episode solo of two just just the just the two of us.

[00:01:41] We can make it we can be though. I don't know.

[00:01:48] We just got back from a little mini vacation. We did it was fun. It was an exotic Northfolk Virginia.

[00:01:58] The shitty shittiest Marriott I have ever stayed in.

[00:02:03] I didn't know you were such a hotel connoisseur. I'm a hotel snob. I'm not really because I've stayed in some fucking insane places.

[00:02:13] I'm not a hotel snob. Well, maybe I am a little bit but I will not stay in a motel.

[00:02:23] I'm not above the motel. Oh, I am. I will not stay in a motel. I remember the net gnarliest fucking motel I stayed in was for my friend Gabe. He was my roommate at Maryland.

[00:02:39] I was in his wedding party and we had a we went to fuck there we go. Lake Tahoe. California slash Nevada.

[00:02:49] We were like literally right on the street that was the border between Nevada and California.

[00:02:57] And the hotel was fucking gross. I remember taking off a t-shirt and wrapping it above the over the pillowcase because I can't do it man.

[00:03:05] I just get I just get so gnarly like I just I don't know.

[00:03:10] I don't come from money. Like I don't know where that comes from because I'm definitely not like used to expense.

[00:03:18] But I can't if I think it comes in my fear of like white trash.

[00:03:25] Like I can't go to get what you got a co-host.

[00:03:31] Well, you're you're helping me get over it.

[00:03:36] Like I can't I can't go to like those buffet places because I get like I get really I get anxiety around trashy people.

[00:03:45] Oh, you can't go to buffets. No, not like maybe like a Vegas one.

[00:03:50] Vegas one. Yeah. Okay. So as soon as you said buffet like Vegas in Atlantic City popped into my head.

[00:03:58] Yeah. I don't know really doing a sizzler these days much myself.

[00:04:03] Like I can I will never go to a like old country buffet or the golden what is it called?

[00:04:09] Golden crowd golden crowd. Yeah, even the commercials make me cringe.

[00:04:13] There was man. This is how far price it when I first moved to Stafford, Virginia in 1994 coming from Northern Virginia.

[00:04:22] At the time this wasn't part of Northern Virginia.

[00:04:25] There was golden crowd out here. All you can eat 399 baby.

[00:04:30] 1994 prices.

[00:04:34] Damn sense you brought up golden crowd.

[00:04:37] The last time I've been to a golden crowd was probably about it was more it was probably about 15 years ago.

[00:04:44] They were around back then golden crowds. Oh, yeah, there was one in 94. Yeah, they were.

[00:04:50] Yeah, it's timeless. It's timeless. It's time. I knew old country buffet was old but he said white trash got to eat someone.

[00:05:02] Uh yeah, the one in Fredericksburg.

[00:05:06] I went there a few times this is probably this was probably 2009 because it was the last year I lived in the first house that I bought.

[00:05:15] I was the last year. I was the last year.

[00:05:18] I was the first one.

[00:05:20] We had we lived kind of classical. We had gone there for breakfast a few times and it was on Saturdays.

[00:05:25] I don't know if this dude was in there more than just Saturdays but he was in there three separate times on a Saturday when we went in there.

[00:05:32] Jesus, this dude, well, this dude. Yeah, but

[00:05:35] I don't know if you can get a stack of donuts, nothing but just plain glazed donuts like the crispy cream type.

[00:05:44] And it was like a stack he would like build like a pyramid that was probably like a Homer Simpson somewhere.

[00:05:51] Somewhere in the realm of like seven or eight donuts. Jesus.

[00:05:57] He'd eat them until they were gone and then he would repeatedly just keep doing this.

[00:06:03] Yeah, like we were there eating meals meals and his quotes is going crowds.

[00:06:10] But I watched this dude go up there and fill his plate full of donuts at least five times.

[00:06:18] That's a lot of fucking. Dude, this dude was putting down some donuts.

[00:06:22] I can't tell if I'm cringed by here or if I love him.

[00:06:26] And he was just like sitting quietly like he was by himself.

[00:06:29] But every time yeah, by himself and every time we saw him in there, he was doing the exact same thing.

[00:06:35] Like 500 pounds.

[00:06:38] He was a little large. Yeah, but he wasn't like I would call him five hundred.

[00:06:42] But I don't even think the dude would have been 300 pounds maybe like two fifty two sixty.

[00:06:48] Maybe he walked there. He might have.

[00:06:52] He doesn't have a car if that dude's going to eat three meals a day. No, not that.

[00:06:58] I mean the guy I mean he probably was autistic or something.

[00:07:04] That's like yeah, I mean, he gave up.

[00:07:08] Yeah, he was touched. Yeah, in a way. Yeah.

[00:07:12] That makes I mean, yeah, that makes sense. That's.

[00:07:15] That's sad because he could have gotten a dozen of dozen fucking crispy creams which I'm sure were way better for like same price.

[00:07:22] And there's like a crispy cream donut like not even that far from it.

[00:07:25] Yeah, like not at all that far from that place. They're right down the street.

[00:07:28] Yeah, well, that sucks. I mean.

[00:07:32] See, that's what I'm talking about. I don't like I don't like seeing.

[00:07:36] That would make me so sad.

[00:07:39] The dude who just eats donuts three times a day at fucking golden corral. Yeah, it's crazy.

[00:07:45] I mean, I think if I remember correctly, I think one of my friends said like he's seen the dude there before and like the dudes always in there on like Saturdays and like does the same thing every Saturday just goes in there and eats donuts and reads but you know whatever.

[00:08:00] Whatever. Hey man, if you know, I know I know what the food addiction is like we go to go.

[00:08:08] Golden Corral is like, you know, the buffet equivalent of like the like motel six.

[00:08:15] Yeah.

[00:08:18] Yeah, I'm not above a motel.

[00:08:21] I'm not really hotel snap. Not above a motel. We stayed up plenty of motels when we were on tour.

[00:08:25] Yeah, we did. Yeah, we did the same thing but it's I have realistic expectations for hotels.

[00:08:36] Yeah, like like if you're if you're at a motel, you would expect to see your closet door missing or ripped off.

[00:08:46] The Marriott. Well, it wasn't there. Have a closet. You did. I did. Yeah. Oh, there's a mirror on my closet. Yeah.

[00:08:56] Our closet was non-existent because the doors were gone. You just said it was just a nook, not a closet. Yeah, it was a nook. Yeah.

[00:09:04] It's a close look. I expect things from a Marriott. Marriott is like you know, I don't expect this to be a five star hotel.

[00:09:12] But I also don't expect a Marriott to be a pig with lipstick on it, which is what the Marriott we stayed in was.

[00:09:19] Just like the next day, a friend Yukon, we guitarist for American television was saying that the last time he stayed in the Richmond one,

[00:09:30] he gave them a really bad review for similar reasons and he got a call from the general manager because he says it's only Marriott's cause of his job.

[00:09:37] And the general manager said like, oh, you know, what is the problem? Like, you know, we literally just went through renovations at that hotel.

[00:09:47] So so we were kind of thinking that like, you know, people would start giving us better reviews.

[00:09:52] And Yukon was like, yeah, man, I'm going to call your bluff on that one. I've been staying at this hotel regularly for the last 11 years.

[00:09:59] You ain't done no renovations in those 11 years. I've been staying here. I'm here all the time.

[00:10:03] So you could stop that bullshit right now.

[00:10:08] You need to fix your shit.

[00:10:10] Yeah.

[00:10:13] My room wasn't bad. I don't think I'm but no, your room was better than our room.

[00:10:20] Okay.

[00:10:21] It was similar.

[00:10:22] Yeah.

[00:10:23] Like it was the same size, but we you had one king size bed. We had two queen size beds. So we had enough room for a chair.

[00:10:29] Okay. But you didn't have the couch. We didn't have to couch. Okay. You got had a couch and a closet door.

[00:10:38] I paid $100 extra for the closet door.

[00:10:43] But nobody should be spending any sort of money on a Marriott and downtown North.

[00:10:50] And like, yeah.

[00:10:52] Like that's supposed to be the nice.

[00:10:55] I mean, it shows you about downtown North.

[00:11:00] Yeah. The one in the one. I've stayed at the Marriott in Lexington a couple times and it's really fucking nice.

[00:11:06] Yeah.

[00:11:07] Yeah.

[00:11:08] I've stayed in some really fucking nice Mary. It's like some real nice Mary. Like the Marriott DC is nice as fuck.

[00:11:14] Yeah.

[00:11:16] Not an awful napless. That's really nice too.

[00:11:19] And you know, and you know, like the one in North like the UMass like fucking basketball team or something was there.

[00:11:28] Okay. Yeah.

[00:11:29] I don't know. I don't know what.

[00:11:32] I don't know when you were there. Yeah.

[00:11:35] There was there was a bus down on the valet and Chris said something about it was a guy that got this really tall dude that got.

[00:11:40] Oh yeah. Yeah.

[00:11:41] Yeah.

[00:11:42] Yeah. That was like a university of Massachusetts. I don't know. There's not, um, where's the NIT tournament this year?

[00:11:51] The NIT they play at the.

[00:11:54] The, um, higher ranked teams home.

[00:11:59] State your home home home.

[00:12:01] I wonder.

[00:12:02] I wonder because I don't know.

[00:12:03] So maybe Hampton or, um, yeah, it's North or.

[00:12:07] Yeah.

[00:12:08] Yeah.

[00:12:09] Yeah.

[00:12:10] Yeah.

[00:12:11] Or the old opinion.

[00:12:12] If one of them are in the.

[00:12:14] In the NIT.

[00:12:15] Yeah.

[00:12:16] Because I don't think there wasn't any, uh, fucking.

[00:12:19] March madness games in North.

[00:12:20] This year was there.

[00:12:21] No.

[00:12:22] And they just and.

[00:12:23] It doesn't start till tomorrow but I mean they had like the four.

[00:12:26] Yeah.

[00:12:27] I bet you said it.

[00:12:28] I bet you that.

[00:12:29] I bet you that.

[00:12:30] I bet you that started on Monday.

[00:12:32] Yeah.

[00:12:33] Cause that was the UMass basketball team that was staying there.

[00:12:35] Yeah.

[00:12:36] Okay.

[00:12:37] So if college basketball teams are staying in a Marriott, that means it's nice.

[00:12:40] Yeah.

[00:12:41] Not that Mary.

[00:12:42] I bet that guy thought the same thing I did probably.

[00:12:44] They, they did have tissue boxes next to the elevator buttons.

[00:12:48] They did.

[00:12:49] So you could.

[00:12:51] So if, so if you're real, real germafob and don't want to press the elevator button with your

[00:12:56] finger, you can pull the tissue, press it and throw out the trash.

[00:13:01] If you're going to have that.

[00:13:03] Yeah.

[00:13:04] That's a hotel.

[00:13:06] I feel like.

[00:13:08] I feel like your shit should be straight.

[00:13:13] Yeah.

[00:13:14] You can't.

[00:13:16] You can't put things on the wall than a first world problems.

[00:13:20] Yeah.

[00:13:21] You know, and then.

[00:13:22] And then go into your room and like the paint scratched off the wall in like several places.

[00:13:29] Yeah.

[00:13:30] The fucking in our bathroom, the.

[00:13:34] The thing that holds the shower curtain, whatever the shower rod.

[00:13:37] Like the one side, there was like so much water damage on the fucking wall there.

[00:13:41] It looked like the thing was just going to pull right out of the wall.

[00:13:43] Yeah.

[00:13:44] You know, the one thing I did notice is the second that that that morning.

[00:13:48] Well, the only morning I was there, like when I woke up, I was taking a piss and I looked at the shower

[00:13:53] and you could see there was like all sorts of like rust and fucking like.

[00:13:56] Water damage all around like the nozzle and the fucking.

[00:13:59] It's a you had a standy shower.

[00:14:01] I was, I was all about a standy shower.

[00:14:03] What did you have?

[00:14:04] We had a tub.

[00:14:05] A tub.

[00:14:06] A shitty ass tub at that weird.

[00:14:08] I didn't use it.

[00:14:10] I mean, I just said what did you say?

[00:14:14] Regents said it looked like somebody blew their blood brains out in it.

[00:14:18] Probably probably did.

[00:14:19] Yeah.

[00:14:20] More than once.

[00:14:21] That's the haunted room.

[00:14:23] No, fuck.

[00:14:25] No, no, I don't have to shower.

[00:14:28] I didn't shower when I was there.

[00:14:29] I shower before I left.

[00:14:31] We didn't shower.

[00:14:33] Yeah.

[00:14:34] And Mando takes care of the rest.

[00:14:37] Like a man, though, baby.

[00:14:40] It's funny.

[00:14:41] I was going through my phone yesterday and saw a picture.

[00:14:43] It was just red holding up a tube of Mando.

[00:14:45] I forgot that she found it in the.

[00:14:47] But the show was.

[00:14:53] So I know you were standing in the back of the room.

[00:14:56] I was you kind of and I were right against the stage.

[00:14:58] I'm running around a little.

[00:15:00] Okay.

[00:15:01] Just we were trying to triangulate to see where we could get the best sound at.

[00:15:05] Yeah.

[00:15:06] You kind of know where against the fucking not the stage with the barrier.

[00:15:10] There was a big ass barrier with like a huge gap between the barrier and the stage,

[00:15:13] which is kind of disappointing.

[00:15:14] But um yeah.

[00:15:16] It was cool.

[00:15:18] Oh, I don't know.

[00:15:20] It was cool.

[00:15:22] I don't like that.

[00:15:25] It's all right for a bit.

[00:15:26] It's all right.

[00:15:27] Like $12 beers can go fuck themselves.

[00:15:29] Oh, I got $12 pebers.

[00:15:32] Yeah.

[00:15:33] It sounds okay.

[00:15:34] Yeah.

[00:15:35] I had to actually had to talk with you kind of about that.

[00:15:39] So I was like.

[00:15:42] You know, like.

[00:15:45] The bridge and Nathan sounded.

[00:15:47] All right.

[00:15:48] I didn't.

[00:15:49] But as soon as trying out, started playing, I was like something's wrong.

[00:15:52] This is off.

[00:15:54] The snare was muffled.

[00:15:57] I was like, am I just standing in a bad spot?

[00:15:59] So I went to the back because generally in the back you're going to get the next.

[00:16:02] The sound was.

[00:16:03] I went and stood right next to the sound.

[00:16:05] Right.

[00:16:06] And it's a sound like shit.

[00:16:08] The snare was still muffled.

[00:16:09] Just.

[00:16:10] I couldn't really tell the guitars.

[00:16:12] And I'm like looking.

[00:16:14] I'm like, look at the sound guy.

[00:16:16] And he's not doing anything.

[00:16:17] He's just standing there.

[00:16:18] You know, like.

[00:16:20] I feel like this guy should be doing something because if I'm in the crowd going what just happened to the sound.

[00:16:26] Yeah.

[00:16:27] I know they did a sound check.

[00:16:29] You know?

[00:16:30] Oh, yeah.

[00:16:31] Yeah.

[00:16:32] So what's going on?

[00:16:34] And then.

[00:16:35] They played the cover that they did.

[00:16:38] The notes for names on where they do so.

[00:16:40] Yeah.

[00:16:41] And then they did that.

[00:16:42] Yeah.

[00:16:43] Yeah.

[00:16:44] And then.

[00:16:45] During that song.

[00:16:46] Dude started doing stuff.

[00:16:48] And it started sounding better.

[00:16:49] Yeah.

[00:16:50] It didn't get to.

[00:16:51] That was towards the end of the set.

[00:16:52] Yeah, didn't get to a great point but it was a lot better than it had been.

[00:16:56] And then.

[00:16:57] And then, and then of course as soon as less than Jake starts playing, the sound is fucking perfect.

[00:17:02] So I'm like.

[00:17:03] That just doesn't it doesn't, that doesn't seem right.

[00:17:07] Something's wrong there.

[00:17:08] Yeah.

[00:17:09] So you can who is essentially a sound guy.

[00:17:14] You know, he has been in the past.

[00:17:16] He's a navy guy.

[00:17:17] He does all.

[00:17:18] He works in that industry, you know?

[00:17:20] And he's like the head of like his department for very large company.

[00:17:26] And I was like, what do you think that is man?

[00:17:29] Because I have thoughts on this.

[00:17:31] And he just looked at me and he was like on purpose.

[00:17:34] And I was like.

[00:17:36] Yeah, so the headlining band sounds the best and you stagger it up.

[00:17:41] Just so like because I was he was like yeah.

[00:17:45] And I was like do you know that for a fact?

[00:17:47] Do do large places actually do that?

[00:17:49] He was like well no but working in that industry for a very long time.

[00:17:52] I got theories.

[00:17:54] Yeah.

[00:17:55] And I've built these theories off of evidence and I was like you know I've thought that too.

[00:17:59] Because like, you know all these sound people for these large venues that are in house.

[00:18:03] They're not always fans of the genre that's playing that night.

[00:18:06] Right.

[00:18:07] It'll know.

[00:18:08] It's okay, I'm going to make the two opening bands.

[00:18:10] I don't care.

[00:18:11] The next one.

[00:18:12] It's punk rock like.

[00:18:13] Okay, the headlining band is going to sound fucking perfect because like some of the larger shows.

[00:18:19] Like.

[00:18:21] The rock stars and stuff.

[00:18:24] I think in record levels, I think sometimes ask venues for shit like that.

[00:18:28] Now you have to make our guy sound better.

[00:18:31] You gotta make the people before them sound crap sound like crap.

[00:18:34] So people don't go by their merch.

[00:18:36] I mean, that's a theory but I wouldn't put it past knowing how the music industry works.

[00:18:42] I wouldn't put it past.

[00:18:45] You know people with money everybody's trying to grift everybody now.

[00:18:48] Hell yeah.

[00:18:49] The whole entire world is just fucking being manipulated to spend money in different directions.

[00:18:55] I mean that's how the fuck a world works at sucks.

[00:18:57] That's how the world works.

[00:18:58] That's how it does work.

[00:18:59] So I wouldn't sound like I was being any different.

[00:19:01] Yeah.

[00:19:02] Yeah, I mean, it could be like.

[00:19:05] It could have been somewhat unintentional and just lazy like you know, region Nathan's and they're just punk.

[00:19:14] And then like less than Jake has all this all you know the horns and shit so maybe they just like.

[00:19:19] We're just going to keep the settings set to like what less than Jake needs and then.

[00:19:23] Yeah, I don't think there was anything like the levelant or nefarious going on there.

[00:19:32] They just think it might have been like an autopilot type situation.

[00:19:36] Yeah, this is how we did have done things for years.

[00:19:40] I remember we played a show at an app list that met your Paulton and we.

[00:19:46] There's been a couple.

[00:19:49] And when we used to play a lot, there was this one sound.

[00:19:51] I forget his name but he was friends with Alex and he was super good.

[00:19:54] Fucking really good at what he did and he was never had any problems in the one show we had he wasn't there.

[00:20:01] There was this dude is like really big older dude with like a ponytail.

[00:20:06] And he's I remember during our set is like the sound sucked.

[00:20:12] And the next band played the sound but he would just like he wouldn't even he wasn't even the booth.

[00:20:16] He was in the bar drinking like he would just turn it on.

[00:20:18] He wasn't being a sound guy.

[00:20:20] He was just being like a.

[00:20:23] You know he would make sure everything sounded okay, I guess to him at first and then he would just go in the bar and drink.

[00:20:31] Boo.

[00:20:33] Yeah.

[00:20:34] Speaking of all of this and then since we had that conversation the other night about because.

[00:20:41] Sound for sure.

[00:20:42] I was just I couldn't tell I would like I said I was up front and I was just screaming.

[00:20:47] Along with the lyrics so I wasn't and I was intoxicated. I had drank a lot so yeah, I believe you when you say the sound sucked but I didn't notice that's the second time in a row.

[00:20:56] I've seen them now where the sound fucking sucks with which which sucks but that is.

[00:21:03] That is red just brought up a good point.

[00:21:09] And I will babe.

[00:21:13] But the whole point to me talking about the sound guy just now is I would like to throw a shout out to Rick from the pie shop.

[00:21:23] Oh, the best because that one of the fucker is amazing and does really great work every time he works when we throw shows there.

[00:21:33] Yeah.

[00:21:34] And the more and more you know I have had to deal with sound people over my life but there's just not that many people like Rick.

[00:21:44] It's a luxury having somebody like Rick when it went like knowing that the sound is going to be not only taking care of but awesome.

[00:21:50] It's just a huge thing that you don't have to fucking worry about and then on top of that Rick's just cool.

[00:21:56] Yeah, it's cool shit like like there's a lot of sound guys out in the world who are amazing at what they do.

[00:22:02] And are just straight dicks.

[00:22:05] The sound is as great but if you try to approach them and talk to them about anything and have a just even like a conversation that was like fuck off dude.

[00:22:13] And you're like wow, that's the correct.

[00:22:17] Not Rick.

[00:22:20] He's like the nicest dude he'll sit down.

[00:22:22] You wouldn't even know he's the fucking sound guy.

[00:22:26] He knows what he's doing.

[00:22:28] I've never really seen him complain.

[00:22:30] I've never really seen him get flustered.

[00:22:32] Yeah, I'm sure he has but everybody does but just yeah shout out.

[00:22:40] Shout out to Rick from the pie shop.

[00:22:43] It's funny like when we talk about sound there's these two.

[00:22:47] There's two sound guy experiences that I've had or witness that always make me laugh and I think back to it one of them like.

[00:22:54] I think this is this band called shorty like way back in the late 90s early 2000s.

[00:23:01] And we played at this place in Baltimore it's not there anymore I forget the name but it was a really big place.

[00:23:07] And we ended up playing with these two scabands.

[00:23:11] And yeah, got.

[00:23:14] What?

[00:23:15] I was just going to say keep going keep going.

[00:23:18] I'm going to go.

[00:23:19] Yeah, listen.

[00:23:20] Yeah.

[00:23:22] But yeah, so we were playing with these I think it was two or three scabands.

[00:23:25] I don't know how we ended up on that but it was a huge, huge place.

[00:23:28] And um.

[00:23:31] Sound got the sound sucked like it wasn't even just like bad it just kept like cutting out.

[00:23:36] And the headlining scaband.

[00:23:39] Fuck who were they?

[00:23:40] There were some there were somewhat popular forget the name.

[00:23:43] I forget who anyway.

[00:23:45] And at the end, like they're in their last song as there were like you know kind of like closing it out and doing like the you know the little drum fucking.

[00:23:53] And he's like thanking everybody's like thanks to you and they mentioned the bands.

[00:23:56] He's like and no thanks to the fucking sound guy.

[00:23:58] Yeah.

[00:23:59] He's yelling and all of a sudden the sound cuts out and you can just see him yelling like cursing on the stage where you can't hear anything.

[00:24:05] Yeah.

[00:24:07] That was the funniest shit ever.

[00:24:09] I couldn't stop laughing because I was all the way in the back of the club so I couldn't hear anything he was saying because the sound could just cut everything once he was.

[00:24:14] Cut everything once he said that it was the funniest fucking thing.

[00:24:18] Yeah, yeah it's fucking savage remains last show.

[00:24:22] What kind of went that direction?

[00:24:24] Where was your last show in in Philly at the fire.

[00:24:28] Oh really okay.

[00:24:29] Yeah and this sound guy.

[00:24:32] We got we get there and there was a solid amount of people there that might.

[00:24:36] There it was a pretty good show.

[00:24:38] Um and we were the headline of all things.

[00:24:41] Okay cool.

[00:24:42] Yeah and um.

[00:24:44] Ronin actually threw that show.

[00:24:46] Oh nice yeah.

[00:24:47] Shout out.

[00:24:48] Yeah shout out Ronin.

[00:24:50] Um.

[00:24:51] Does good work booking up at bar 13 and we'll make it.

[00:24:55] Um.

[00:24:56] Fucking the sound guy when the sound guy comes in.

[00:25:01] Um he's like, you know this is a punk rock show right?

[00:25:05] And then this dude is wearing like.

[00:25:08] Well, the shirt was white.

[00:25:10] And you know what I'm saying.

[00:25:12] You know what I'm saying.

[00:25:14] I mean he was like a white shirt and white.

[00:25:16] And white vertical striped bell bottoms.

[00:25:19] Uh this like like basically like a pirate shirt with.

[00:25:23] With you know what the shit open and it's like, there's ruffles.

[00:25:26] Skinny white kid long blonde hair.

[00:25:29] And circle glasses that are red.

[00:25:31] Red lenses.

[00:25:33] Yeah yeah that's the that's the kicker right?

[00:25:35] So, and he wasn't doing a damn thing.

[00:25:39] And I think he heard us maybe talking shit about him or something.

[00:25:42] I don't know because he was the biggest douche.

[00:25:44] We tried to talk to him and he just didn't want to have anything

[00:25:48] to do with the conversations like one word close to end of the answer

[00:25:51] and shit.

[00:25:53] And towards the end of our set, like we start getting like shit

[00:25:58] in the monitors like, oh, running out of time.

[00:26:01] We're on stage, you know?

[00:26:03] So we ended up having to cut a song.

[00:26:06] I think maybe even two songs.

[00:26:09] And so we're like, we're like getting fucking pissed off because we're like,

[00:26:12] we're the fucking headliner.

[00:26:13] Why are we having to fucking cut that our set?

[00:26:15] Like, yeah.

[00:26:17] And uh,

[00:26:19] fucking so dude,

[00:26:21] when we announced our last song,

[00:26:23] do just fucking left the shit and fucking bailed.

[00:26:26] We didn't even know it.

[00:26:27] Really?

[00:26:28] We're coming off the stage, like going to go fight because I'm in the middle

[00:26:31] of the fucking set.

[00:26:32] Like, I was looking at a man.

[00:26:33] I'm like,

[00:26:34] I like walked over to, you know, my bandmates and like, you know,

[00:26:38] I'm like, you know, in between songs,

[00:26:40] I'm like, yeah,

[00:26:42] we're going to go fucking drag this sound guy out

[00:26:44] on the street and fuck him up.

[00:26:45] Yeah.

[00:26:46] It's like, this dude is pissing me off.

[00:26:48] Yeah.

[00:26:49] And, yeah.

[00:26:50] And he had been pissing us off for most of the night.

[00:26:53] Uh, and the sound was terrible the whole night.

[00:26:55] Yeah.

[00:26:56] At a place where the sound doesn't need to be terrible.

[00:26:58] Right.

[00:26:59] So we get down there, we go looking for him.

[00:27:01] And he's fucking gone.

[00:27:02] So we go to Ronin and we're like,

[00:27:04] because you know,

[00:27:06] it's Ronin's show.

[00:27:07] He's the one who I'm going to pay for that shit.

[00:27:09] We're like, what the fuck man?

[00:27:10] Why are you cutting our set short?

[00:27:11] Yeah.

[00:27:12] And he's like, I didn't cut your set short.

[00:27:14] Who cut your set short?

[00:27:15] And we're like,

[00:27:16] we got the thing over the monitor.

[00:27:17] We had to cut two songs.

[00:27:18] Like, we had a whole, we had a whole time.

[00:27:20] And he's like, what?

[00:27:22] And we're like, yeah.

[00:27:23] And so he's like, let's go fight.

[00:27:25] Dude, just gone.

[00:27:27] Yeah.

[00:27:28] Damn.

[00:27:29] Like, what a dick.

[00:27:30] I want to beat his ass just for those glasses.

[00:27:34] And then and then like,

[00:27:36] if I remember, I know dude, yeah,

[00:27:38] if I remember correctly,

[00:27:40] Ronin was like, well,

[00:27:44] he didn't come to me for any money.

[00:27:46] Oh good.

[00:27:47] Or like, well, I guess that's good.

[00:27:49] Yeah.

[00:27:50] He's like, I was supposed to pay him like,

[00:27:52] whatever it was.

[00:27:54] Yeah.

[00:27:55] No, it turns out.

[00:27:57] We go find out turns out.

[00:27:59] Motherfucker went to the bar

[00:28:02] and asked them for his money.

[00:28:05] And they were like, it's not our,

[00:28:06] and he like bitched and moaned so much

[00:28:08] the bar just gave him a,

[00:28:09] he like told him, no, no, no.

[00:28:10] The dude will give you the money back

[00:28:13] for what mine was and they fucking paid him

[00:28:15] because he bitch.

[00:28:16] Oh shit.

[00:28:17] So Ronin had to pay the bar back.

[00:28:18] So then they didn't.

[00:28:19] So he did get this way.

[00:28:20] That fucking asshole.

[00:28:21] I don't know who you are dude.

[00:28:23] We will find you.

[00:28:25] But first off, you're in Philadelphia

[00:28:27] so you probably already deserved to have your ass beat.

[00:28:30] Yeah.

[00:28:31] But if I ever find you,

[00:28:33] we have a certain set of skills.

[00:28:36] Not saying I'm going to hit you.

[00:28:40] But I'm going to fucking hit you.

[00:28:42] Hell yeah.

[00:28:43] No, I would never do.

[00:28:44] I would definitely give him a big hand.

[00:28:46] I'm going to say it.

[00:28:47] I'm going to hit you.

[00:28:48] But I'm going to fucking hit you.

[00:28:50] Hell yeah.

[00:28:51] I would definitely give him a tongue lashing.

[00:28:54] I'll make some phone calls uncle Sammy.

[00:28:58] But you know,

[00:28:59] if you want to swing on me bro,

[00:29:01] then it's fucking.

[00:29:03] It was gone.

[00:29:05] Man.

[00:29:06] I've never been so pissed off with sound guy my entire life.

[00:29:11] Although I was close to being that pissed off and the sound guy was trying to out.

[00:29:14] Show this way because I feel like he got something in his ear

[00:29:17] because he was just sitting there doing nothing

[00:29:19] and all of a sudden he started fidgeting with shit.

[00:29:21] And the sound got better real quick.

[00:29:23] Like you can do that in the first song.

[00:29:26] Like if I'm an audience and notice it,

[00:29:28] you're the sound guy you got to be noticing.

[00:29:30] Notions that sounds like shit.

[00:29:32] See if I'm a sound guy.

[00:29:34] And I hear it sound like shit.

[00:29:36] I'm immediately going to fucking fix it because I feel like that's my job.

[00:29:39] Yeah.

[00:29:40] Like I'm not doing a good job of shit sounds like shit.

[00:29:43] The people want to hear their favorite band.

[00:29:45] You know there's tons of people there was a Monday.

[00:29:48] Yeah.

[00:29:49] Even less than Jake said,

[00:29:50] oh, y'all making this feel like a Saturday.

[00:29:53] I don't get that sky core shit man.

[00:29:56] I like less than Jake.

[00:29:58] But they seem cool as shit but I just the music it just.

[00:30:03] I know a lot of people don't.

[00:30:06] I love pure sky and I love punk rock but when you combine the two

[00:30:11] it just gets super cheesy for me.

[00:30:14] I like some sky punk, not all of it but some.

[00:30:17] Less than Jake.

[00:30:20] Fucking.

[00:30:23] What was the album losing streak?

[00:30:25] I think it was 96 or 97.

[00:30:28] A friend of mine gave me that album two weeks before I was going to.

[00:30:34] You know I went to it was the descendants.

[00:30:38] Less than Jake and gutter mouth in 90.

[00:30:41] Where was that 930 club?

[00:30:43] I think I was there because that's the only time I saw gutter mouth was at the 930 club.

[00:30:48] It was 1997 I believe.

[00:30:52] I saw it.

[00:30:55] I remember seeing gutter mouth at the 930 club and the thing that sticks out the most is

[00:31:00] that I was right against the stage and Mark was wearing these lacrosse shorts with no underwear.

[00:31:08] And did the descendants play that show?

[00:31:11] I don't know.

[00:31:14] I don't remember.

[00:31:16] Probably not because I would have remembered.

[00:31:19] I feel like you would remember that.

[00:31:21] Yeah.

[00:31:22] It was on tour for musical monkey.

[00:31:24] Maybe.

[00:31:25] No, I don't know.

[00:31:27] I don't think so.

[00:31:28] It was super wasted man.

[00:31:30] It was the descendants first tour and forever was their tour for everything stops and it was the first tour for that record.

[00:31:36] I remember there was so many people there and everybody was going crazy.

[00:31:40] It might actually been 1996.

[00:31:44] Because I don't know.

[00:31:46] It was my second.

[00:31:47] It was 1996 because it was my second punk rock show and my first one was no effects that same year in February.

[00:31:53] So it was like it was like June or July of 96.

[00:31:57] Gutter mouth has always been one of my favorite bands.

[00:32:00] But like so I was writing in stage and Mark.

[00:32:03] I don't know if somebody pulled his shorts down or if he pulled them down but his dick was like right in front of my face and he yanked them back up.

[00:32:09] It was right after they got in trouble and they couldn't go to Canada anymore.

[00:32:13] Canada doesn't like anybody can't go to Canada.

[00:32:18] Like I think some some chick got on stage and like flash the crowd and she was like 16 or something so gutter mouth ended up getting in trouble.

[00:32:26] Something else something like that happened.

[00:32:28] I think I kind of remember.

[00:32:30] I don't remember the date.

[00:32:31] I would have been a little bit later than what I'm talking about.

[00:32:33] Okay, so then it was probably yeah.

[00:32:36] There was there was.

[00:32:39] There was several individuals that evening at the 930 club who showed Mark their tits because once one person did it.

[00:32:51] Oh, then it just erupts yet.

[00:32:52] Then Mark started asking.

[00:32:54] Okay.

[00:32:55] Yeah.

[00:32:58] Yeah.

[00:32:59] What you ask if you're the lead singer in you asked show.

[00:33:02] You asked.

[00:33:03] You shall receive.

[00:33:07] When I was at the no effect show last summer in Columbus there was.

[00:33:11] This chick was crowd serving and the song ended in her tits she but completely pulled her shirt off and they just.

[00:33:18] Paraded her.

[00:33:20] That's when you know you made it man when chicks want to show you their tits.

[00:33:41] Yeah, as a musician.

[00:33:44] That's it not record sales.

[00:33:47] Yeah.

[00:33:48] That's it.

[00:33:49] Yeah.

[00:33:50] That's it.

[00:33:51] That's it.

[00:33:52] That's it.

[00:33:53] Okay, like likes on fucking Instagram.

[00:33:54] It chicks out left in the shirt.

[00:33:56] This lifts their fucking shirt up just because of something you sang or play it on a base or a drum.

[00:34:04] You fucking made it dude.

[00:34:06] It's gotta be nipple though.

[00:34:07] I can't just be bottom city.

[00:34:08] It's gotta be.

[00:34:09] You say that nipple.

[00:34:10] That's where the bar is set.

[00:34:11] Yeah.

[00:34:12] That's rock star status, man.

[00:34:13] There is a matter there's four people to show.

[00:34:15] If you see those fucking nipples because you play the fucking rock star.

[00:34:19] The 80s did this, you know?

[00:34:21] Well, actually, no, that's not true.

[00:34:23] No, I'm wrong.

[00:34:24] The 80s and do this.

[00:34:25] The 60s did it.

[00:34:26] The 60s.

[00:34:27] It was Woodstock.

[00:34:28] It was Woodstock.

[00:34:29] Woodstock.

[00:34:30] Yeah.

[00:34:31] But I mean that was like.

[00:34:33] That was different because that's the cheap way because like nobody fucking that was all like the summer of love and shit.

[00:34:39] Like nobody.

[00:34:41] Everybody was phoned so when they tits for anything but nowadays.

[00:34:44] Yeah.

[00:34:45] I mean, it was it was it was like a.

[00:34:48] What's what's the word that phrase I'm looking for?

[00:34:50] It was like a fucking like a societal awakening because there was so much conservative oppression for.

[00:34:58] It was a move attitude.

[00:34:59] Like yeah, just like it's the same thing with.

[00:35:04] It's the same thing currently with like a.

[00:35:07] LBG TQ or whatever.

[00:35:09] Yeah, it's it's going to be in your face for a while.

[00:35:12] People are going to have emotional reactions and spring forward way too far because hey we're allowed to do this now.

[00:35:18] Yeah, we're going to fucking.

[00:35:20] We're going to you give us a fucking inch.

[00:35:22] We're going to take a mile.

[00:35:23] Yeah.

[00:35:24] That's how it works.

[00:35:25] And it evens out over time and stops being so aggressive.

[00:35:28] Yeah.

[00:35:29] I mean that's that seems to be how the mass of humanity works.

[00:35:32] Yeah.

[00:35:33] Yeah, it really is.

[00:35:35] Yeah, it's not going to be a lot of work.

[00:35:37] Yeah, it was a lot of work.

[00:35:38] And it was a lot of work.

[00:35:39] Yeah.

[00:35:40] I mean, that's what we're talking about.

[00:35:42] Yeah.

[00:35:43] And it was definitely.

[00:35:44] Yeah, you're right.

[00:35:45] It's the same thing then in the late 60s.

[00:35:46] So I guess like.

[00:35:47] Yeah, I guess maybe you can't really consider.

[00:35:50] I signed a titty ones but I didn't see Nipple.

[00:35:51] So I'm not a rock star.

[00:35:52] Never tell you that story.

[00:35:53] I told you that story, right?

[00:35:54] You have.

[00:35:55] Yeah.

[00:35:56] You've told that story on this podcast.

[00:35:58] Yeah.

[00:35:59] I don't know what episode he told it on.

[00:36:01] It was up to go back and listen to them all.

[00:36:03] Yeah.

[00:36:04] Yeah, I'm so friends with her on Facebook.

[00:36:08] You can't help but think that she thought I was somebody else is.

[00:36:12] Whatever.

[00:36:13] Mm hmm.

[00:36:14] Shout out to you.

[00:36:15] They're like young though, right?

[00:36:17] Huh?

[00:36:18] You were like young when that happened, right?

[00:36:20] No, it was like 2019 during the when we play with the queers.

[00:36:25] I mean, you didn't tell the story.

[00:36:30] We put we open for the queers in in a Frederick at um cafe.

[00:36:37] Some numbers.

[00:36:38] I don't know what numbers they were cafe something six and I whatever.

[00:36:41] I don't know.

[00:36:42] It was us.

[00:36:43] It was um so Jerry put it together.

[00:36:47] Jerry and I put it together.

[00:36:48] Jerry we both paid like chipped in on the minimum.

[00:36:52] We have a two or three of us.

[00:36:55] It was kind of like four or five or six.

[00:36:58] The quarry is.

[00:36:59] Quares, uh, guarantee whatever so, but it was um.

[00:37:06] Exiles us and the queers.

[00:37:10] One of the best shows ever because there was lot of people there and they were super into us.

[00:37:18] We played right before the.

[00:37:20] And the vibe was really good.

[00:37:23] And the crowd was, you know, when the crowd ends to you,

[00:37:26] you just play better.

[00:37:28] It's just fucking, there's nothing.

[00:37:30] It's like, it's like a drug, you know?

[00:37:33] I mean, you know.

[00:37:34] Yeah.

[00:37:35] But it is like a drug.

[00:37:36] But you're part of that.

[00:37:37] It's a two way street.

[00:37:38] Like you have to make the crowd be indie.

[00:37:41] Right, right.

[00:37:43] And a lot of the time it's not just your music that does that.

[00:37:47] Yeah.

[00:37:49] So after we played, I was sitting at the merch booth

[00:37:53] like I always did selling shit.

[00:37:55] And I was talking to this one girl who came down from Pennsylvania

[00:37:59] and we're just talking, I noticed like as I'm talking

[00:38:01] to her, this other girl and her husband,

[00:38:06] they kind of like, they're standing next to me waiting

[00:38:09] for me to finish the conversation with this one chick.

[00:38:12] And then finally the chick kind of jumps in

[00:38:16] and was like, hey, can you can I ask for your autograph?

[00:38:20] She's like, I came here to see you.

[00:38:22] I was like, and she knew what I was.

[00:38:26] Maybe she thought snubbed records was bigger

[00:38:27] than it really is.

[00:38:28] I don't know.

[00:38:29] I don't know.

[00:38:30] She's like, I came here to see,

[00:38:32] she's like, I came here to see Ron.

[00:38:34] Like nobody, I never knew this.

[00:38:37] That's the person in my life.

[00:38:38] I was like, all right.

[00:38:39] And so again, she pulls her shirt down.

[00:38:45] And she's like, she's signed my titty or my boot, whatever.

[00:38:48] I don't know what she said.

[00:38:49] And I'm looking at her and I look at her husband

[00:38:52] or husband goes, go for it.

[00:38:54] I was like, I didn't know what to write.

[00:38:58] So my signature is just my initials like RS.

[00:39:02] So I did like RS and I just wrote thanks.

[00:39:05] Yeah.

[00:39:06] Okay.

[00:39:07] Yeah.

[00:39:08] Thanks.

[00:39:09] Thanks.

[00:39:10] So she has RS thanks on her titty.

[00:39:12] I was like, this dumbest thing.

[00:39:14] Well, I'll sing this again.

[00:39:15] Yeah.

[00:39:16] So thank you.

[00:39:19] That's the funniest story I have from being in a band.

[00:39:24] So ridiculous on both of our ends that you wanted it

[00:39:27] and that I said thanks on your titty.

[00:39:29] Thanks.

[00:39:31] Thanks.

[00:39:32] What are you drinking there?

[00:39:35] Woodchuck.

[00:39:36] I thought that's what it was.

[00:39:38] Yeah.

[00:39:39] I'm a woodchuck guy.

[00:39:40] I like that.

[00:39:41] Woodchuck is the best cider.

[00:39:43] Yeah, it's really good.

[00:39:45] That's, you know, that's hard to say coming from a Virginian

[00:39:51] when there's all these great.

[00:39:52] Yeah, it's true.

[00:39:53] Cider companies.

[00:39:55] But now Woodchuck is Woodchuck's the best

[00:39:59] and they've been the best for a long time.

[00:40:01] Yeah, I mean, that when I was in high school

[00:40:03] it's like I'll put all the chicks drink.

[00:40:05] All the dudes would have beer

[00:40:06] and all the chicks would have fucking woodchuck.

[00:40:08] Good checker.

[00:40:09] Good checker horns be.

[00:40:10] Yep.

[00:40:11] It's good stuff to have in here.

[00:40:13] I don't even think horns be exists anymore.

[00:40:16] I haven't seen that in a long time.

[00:40:18] It might still, I'm not a huge cider fan

[00:40:21] but it's like I actually got these from my wife

[00:40:25] because I had to drink booze on fucking St. Patrick's Day

[00:40:28] because I'm American.

[00:40:29] Yeah.

[00:40:30] That's what we do.

[00:40:34] Yeah, my wife likes long.

[00:40:38] Was it strongbow, strongbow?

[00:40:39] Yeah.

[00:40:40] That's a British one.

[00:40:41] Yeah, she likes strongbow and she likes woodchuck but...

[00:40:47] That's what you're supposed to make

[00:40:49] a proper snake bite with a viewer that's snake bite?

[00:40:51] Strongbow?

[00:40:52] What is snake bite?

[00:40:54] So snake bite, I mean, there's a sensor familiar.

[00:40:57] There's several different drinks

[00:40:59] that are called snake bites

[00:41:01] but there is a specific layered drink

[00:41:06] that uses Guinness and cider.

[00:41:08] So it's a...

[00:41:10] Strongbow is what you're supposed to use for what

[00:41:13] is actually called a snake bite.

[00:41:15] If it's not strongbow, I don't think it's...

[00:41:19] I don't think it's taken one.

[00:41:21] But Guinness and cider just kind of became a...

[00:41:27] What a snake bite.

[00:41:28] So you use the layering spoon

[00:41:32] and you pour the first half of the glass cider

[00:41:36] and then you put the layering spoon on the glass

[00:41:40] and if you have a Guinness tap,

[00:41:42] then you just let the Guinness fall over the layering spoon.

[00:41:44] Yeah.

[00:41:45] And then when you're done, it's a very defined line.

[00:41:49] A lot of them have to hit the top half.

[00:41:51] Yeah, like a back and 10 but it's the Guinness and cider

[00:41:54] and it's really good.

[00:41:55] I used to drink them a lot.

[00:41:56] It's like really, really good.

[00:41:59] Nice.

[00:42:00] I've had it. Have you ever had a beast thing?

[00:42:02] I don't know if that's something made up

[00:42:03] at the Renaissance Festival or not,

[00:42:05] but it's like the same thing but it's mead and Guinness...

[00:42:09] I'm not Guinness.

[00:42:11] October Fest, Sam Adams, October Fest.

[00:42:15] No, I've not had one of those but I'm pretty good.

[00:42:17] Yeah.

[00:42:18] I do like mead.

[00:42:20] You know, mead is a honey wine, right?

[00:42:23] Yeah.

[00:42:25] There's a meatery here in FredExpert.

[00:42:28] I particularly like the elderberry mead.

[00:42:31] But I like elderberry everything.

[00:42:34] Well, that's weird or not but...

[00:42:36] The elder of the berries?

[00:42:38] Yeah.

[00:42:39] It's similar to blueberry.

[00:42:40] Yeah.

[00:42:42] Taste what?

[00:42:43] Taste what?

[00:42:44] There's a new omen coming out.

[00:42:46] Movie?

[00:42:47] Yeah.

[00:42:48] Really?

[00:42:49] It's called the first omen.

[00:42:53] It's funny because so Tom...

[00:42:56] What's up, Tom?

[00:42:57] Shout out to him again.

[00:42:58] Tom sent me a text a few days ago.

[00:43:00] He's like, hey, do you want to go see the first omen

[00:43:03] on April 5th?

[00:43:06] I'm thinking he's talking about the original omen

[00:43:08] playing at like AFI because we just want to go see like...

[00:43:10] It's a re-exorcist or like...

[00:43:12] It's not a remake.

[00:43:13] It's like a recall I think.

[00:43:15] Oh.

[00:43:18] So I was like, yeah, you know, and then

[00:43:20] I thought he was talking about the original omen

[00:43:22] this whole time and then like three days later

[00:43:24] I see a commercial for the first omen.

[00:43:27] I was like, oh, that motherfucker, it's a new movie.

[00:43:28] They're called the first omen.

[00:43:29] He wasn't asking if we wanted to see the first omen.

[00:43:32] Interesting.

[00:43:33] I love the original omen.

[00:43:35] Yeah.

[00:43:36] That's besides like...

[00:43:37] Weird.

[00:43:38] The exorcist.

[00:43:39] That's my favorite fucking move.

[00:43:40] That's like my favorite horror move.

[00:43:41] So creepy kids scary.

[00:43:43] Yes.

[00:43:44] So what about the children of the car in movies?

[00:43:49] I haven't seen that in a long time.

[00:43:51] Let me tell you though.

[00:43:52] There's this one scene in Jason takes Manhattan

[00:43:56] and Tom brings this up all the time

[00:43:57] because he was so funny at how disturbed I was by it.

[00:44:01] But there's a scene where like they're in the city

[00:44:04] and all of a sudden he appears as a kid

[00:44:07] in the middle of the alley or the road or something.

[00:44:11] And that terrified the fuck out of me.

[00:44:13] It was like dead Jason as a kid

[00:44:16] and it was in my dreams and nightmares for like three years.

[00:44:20] So the very, very first Friday the 13th movie,

[00:44:24] like part one.

[00:44:26] Yeah.

[00:44:27] He was a kid.

[00:44:28] His mom is the...

[00:44:29] Right, but he wasn't in it until the very end.

[00:44:31] Right, right.

[00:44:32] But yeah, but in Jason takes Manhattan

[00:44:35] there's like a scene where he's...

[00:44:39] They're in a car.

[00:44:40] He appears on the side of the road as a dead kid.

[00:44:45] It's really quick and it's very disturbing.

[00:44:48] It's been a minute since I've seen all those.

[00:44:53] Why isn't there...

[00:44:54] The Jason scene in Manhattan?

[00:44:57] Are you talking about like a member of the band?

[00:44:58] Yeah.

[00:45:00] Like I want to be their manager and I want to be Manhattan.

[00:45:08] With how fucking their accents and shit,

[00:45:10] like Manhattan would be fucking perfect.

[00:45:13] Just like an over-the-top Jason.

[00:45:15] Kind of a Jersey accent, you do a New York accent.

[00:45:19] Mm-hmm.

[00:45:20] Yeah, man.

[00:45:22] One day, Ron.

[00:45:23] One day.

[00:45:25] 3D when you die I'm taking your job and I'm in Manhattan.

[00:45:28] LAUGHTER

[00:45:34] Well, we all wear a fucking...

[00:45:36] Like a tracksuit with a gold chain in the mask.

[00:45:39] Like a fucking mafia Manhattan.

[00:45:41] Yeah.

[00:45:42] You gotta have a big ring, too.

[00:45:44] Under pinky.

[00:45:45] Was that you already have one, I think, right?

[00:45:47] Yeah, it's my class ring.

[00:45:49] Yeah.

[00:45:54] Those are the ones when you were a kid.

[00:45:56] Your parents smacked you up to the back side of the head.

[00:45:59] You're like, ah, baby ring.

[00:46:01] LAUGHTER

[00:46:02] Remember that movie Dutch?

[00:46:03] You ever see Dutch?

[00:46:04] Yeah, oh yeah.

[00:46:05] Oh yeah.

[00:46:05] It's been a while.

[00:46:06] I don't need like put all your fucking dudes

[00:46:08] in the ring, he has the dent in his head.

[00:46:10] Yeah.

[00:46:12] That's a great movie, man.

[00:46:15] One of the two Thanksgiving movies.

[00:46:18] A lot of 80s movies have been lost at time at this point.

[00:46:20] Yeah.

[00:46:23] Yeah, man.

[00:46:24] There's some truly bad ones out there

[00:46:26] that are still worth watching, if they ever were.

[00:46:30] Yeah.

[00:46:32] Oh yeah.

[00:46:33] Right?

[00:46:34] Night of the comet.

[00:46:34] Night of the comet?

[00:46:35] Yeah.

[00:46:36] I never saw that.

[00:46:37] Terrible.

[00:46:38] LAUGHTER

[00:46:44] That's awesome.

[00:46:45] It's an old start now.

[00:46:46] LAUGHTER

[00:46:49] Here's a weird question for you.

[00:46:53] This is going to happen soon, I think.

[00:46:54] If an alien was to come down to you

[00:46:57] and say what is music?

[00:47:01] What's the first thing you would play for that alien?

[00:47:04] LAUGHTER

[00:47:07] I feel like, oh, that's it.

[00:47:11] All right, Gleep Glorp.

[00:47:12] That is a loaded question.

[00:47:14] It is loaded.

[00:47:16] There's a loaded question, Gleep Glorp.

[00:47:18] You have to give me a few minutes here

[00:47:21] to stir on this.

[00:47:23] What do I?

[00:47:23] Fucking leap bluer.

[00:47:24] Yeah.

[00:47:27] Oh, man.

[00:47:29] What am I?

[00:47:30] Guys, Gleep Glorp just asked me what music is.

[00:47:37] The fuck did we play him?

[00:47:39] You could fuck with him and play him John Lennon's wife's shit.

[00:47:42] You'll call Oh No?

[00:47:43] Yeah, you'll call.

[00:47:45] Just...

[00:47:47] Yeah, that would get back on his ship and fly away.

[00:47:50] No, no.

[00:47:51] I don't even think that would start

[00:47:53] some sort of like intergalactic fun.

[00:47:54] He would.

[00:47:55] Or...

[00:47:56] It would because it was probably alien code

[00:47:57] for like fuck off.

[00:47:58] We're going to kill all your people or something.

[00:48:00] That, yeah.

[00:48:01] That Japanese dude that John Lennon

[00:48:03] needs to be married to, man.

[00:48:05] I think I'd break out some Mozart.

[00:48:10] Mozart?

[00:48:11] That's a good choice.

[00:48:13] That's a good choice.

[00:48:15] Classical music would be an excellent choice, actually.

[00:48:18] Yeah.

[00:48:20] So yeah, all right.

[00:48:21] So you...

[00:48:25] You just kind of answered my question for me honestly.

[00:48:29] The reason I love music is because my mom used to play

[00:48:34] a Paco Ball's Canon indeed when I was like laying in my crib.

[00:48:39] And even into like kindergarten first grade years,

[00:48:46] yeah, I still when I was a little kid,

[00:48:49] one of my mom to put that song on.

[00:48:53] Well, I was going to bed or going to sleep.

[00:48:58] That song stems everything of the love of music within me.

[00:49:03] So yeah, probably that's our Canon indeed by Johan Pachibot.

[00:49:07] Yeah, it's amazing.

[00:49:08] It is amazing song.

[00:49:09] I mean, it's...

[00:49:11] Yeah, it's amazing song.

[00:49:13] Yeah.

[00:49:15] Both in agreement classical.

[00:49:17] We got to go classical.

[00:49:18] Yeah, I think you would have to go classical.

[00:49:20] Yeah.

[00:49:22] Because even the foundation like that kind of lays a foundation

[00:49:25] of like rhythm and just music theory and all that shit.

[00:49:31] You know, because like you play songs with lyrics in it.

[00:49:36] Like you better pick the right fucking one.

[00:49:39] Hell yeah.

[00:49:40] All of a sudden Gleep Bloorps like who's baby and why she's got back?

[00:49:44] Hell yeah.

[00:49:46] Yeah, it would either be Mozart or musical monkey by gutter mouth.

[00:49:49] Yeah.

[00:49:56] Gleep Bloorps.

[00:49:57] Stupid Faggot rollerbladers.

[00:50:01] Gleep Bloorps before walking off.

[00:50:04] Walking the streets of fucking, you know, Toledo.

[00:50:09] Yeah.

[00:50:10] Being like, ain't no hall of back girl.

[00:50:15] Like no, no Gleep clap.

[00:50:17] Not in Toledo.

[00:50:18] Hell yeah.

[00:50:19] Or he could go down to Tijuana.

[00:50:20] I want to see Lucky the luckiest donkey.

[00:50:25] Oh, Gleep Bloorps.

[00:50:26] You do not want it.

[00:50:28] Dad, you do not want to see.

[00:50:30] This Gleep Bloorps.

[00:50:31] That's kind of be the most I can't even imagine.

[00:50:33] I don't even want to get back.

[00:50:39] I still think that album is like one of the most punk rock albums of all time.

[00:50:44] I have.

[00:50:45] Wait.

[00:50:46] Gleep Bloorps, how much tequila?

[00:50:48] All right.

[00:50:49] Maybe I'll stay for a little bit.

[00:50:53] Hell yeah.

[00:50:54] Man, I've had tequila in ages.

[00:50:57] I had it.

[00:50:58] Yeah, when we went at the Mexican restaurant, it was nice.

[00:51:01] Fucking margaritas.

[00:51:03] Dude.

[00:51:05] Keeva is the shit.

[00:51:08] Hell yeah.

[00:51:09] I'm allergic to it a little bit and I still drink it.

[00:51:11] Are you?

[00:51:12] I think I'm allergic to, um,

[00:51:14] Will you have to be allergic to the plant?

[00:51:16] Yeah.

[00:51:17] It makes me, it turns me a little red and I etch a little bit.

[00:51:20] Are you, are you allergic to aloe?

[00:51:23] I don't know.

[00:51:24] I don't know.

[00:51:25] I don't know.

[00:51:26] Um, my wife gets so mad when I order margaritas.

[00:51:27] Like you're fucking allergic.

[00:51:28] I was like, I don't give a fuck.

[00:51:29] It's just it feels good.

[00:51:30] I love itching.

[00:51:31] It's just like a bonus.

[00:51:33] I get drunk and I get to itch.

[00:51:35] It's like a slight itch.

[00:51:38] Yeah, it's not where I get on get puffy and like fucking need to go to the doctor or hospital.

[00:51:52] Yeah, that's good itchy and toasty.

[00:51:54] Yeah, that's like, that's like, uh, you know how,

[00:51:59] like indigenous people are allergic to like, you know,

[00:52:05] that's why they call it fire water, right?

[00:52:07] Yeah.

[00:52:08] But they still drink it all the time.

[00:52:09] Hell yeah.

[00:52:10] Hell yeah.

[00:52:11] Hell yeah.

[00:52:12] You got a muscle through that shit, man.

[00:52:13] Mm hmm.

[00:52:15] He lives good drunk.

[00:52:17] It's the, it's one of the best.

[00:52:19] Yeah.

[00:52:20] Yeah, you know, since, since I had to not,

[00:52:25] I had to kick out brown liquor in my life for the most part.

[00:52:30] Not completely, but yeah, because of the gout.

[00:52:34] No, no way.

[00:52:36] Do you have a gout?

[00:52:38] I did have a flare up in my foot.

[00:52:41] Yes.

[00:52:42] Um,

[00:52:43] But that was often bought liquor that I was drinking.

[00:52:48] Okay.

[00:52:49] That'll do it too.

[00:52:50] I did, yeah, I had to stop drinking forties that.

[00:52:54] But you know, the gout comes back so probably.

[00:52:59] Well, we'll see every say it's so much better since I stopped

[00:53:04] drinking forties.

[00:53:05] Yeah.

[00:53:06] Yeah.

[00:53:07] But you know,

[00:53:08] I think everything would be better if you stop drinking for.

[00:53:11] Yeah.

[00:53:12] Well, some people have opinions.

[00:53:14] We love others.

[00:53:15] Yeah.

[00:53:16] It's a gout all about the purines that you're like,

[00:53:20] I think you're kidneys and your liver is created.

[00:53:24] Yeah.

[00:53:25] Red meat, wine, yeast,

[00:53:30] everything that has to do with alcohol.

[00:53:32] Yeah.

[00:53:33] It's just,

[00:53:34] but, you know, some people think it was stopped for a long time

[00:53:38] that wine was something you could drink with the gout and be okay.

[00:53:43] And you know,

[00:53:44] I'm completely wrong.

[00:53:45] It's the exact opposite, exactly.

[00:53:46] Wine is,

[00:53:47] but I stopped drinking as much wine.

[00:53:48] I used to drink a lot of wine.

[00:53:49] I stopped drinking as much wine.

[00:53:51] I went back to my shitty Miller light.

[00:53:59] And Seltzer's were doing it for a while.

[00:54:01] That's what,

[00:54:02] yeah.

[00:54:03] Help my foot.

[00:54:04] But,

[00:54:05] Seltzer's give me fucking acid reflex.

[00:54:09] Not like,

[00:54:10] I just don't like it.

[00:54:11] Like,

[00:54:12] just in the heartburn.

[00:54:13] Yeah.

[00:54:14] Even though, you know,

[00:54:15] we all know that's not what that really is anymore.

[00:54:17] So we probably should stop calling it.

[00:54:19] Yeah.

[00:54:20] Seltzer's giving me acid reflex.

[00:54:21] So I just went back to tears.

[00:54:23] Really tequila would be.

[00:54:25] That's the,

[00:54:26] that's the

[00:54:28] tequila in a glass with just some ice and a lime.

[00:54:31] Mm-hmm.

[00:54:32] I dig it.

[00:54:33] Yeah.

[00:54:34] I used to be like that with gin too.

[00:54:35] It's one of the hard liqueurs like a drink straight up.

[00:54:39] I love some gin too.

[00:54:41] Hendrix has got a new flavor.

[00:54:43] Oh, yeah.

[00:54:44] Yeah, they do limited runs of these cool flavors.

[00:54:47] Yeah, it's like cabaret something.

[00:54:50] Hell yeah.

[00:54:51] Hendrix is a wonderful gin.

[00:54:53] Everybody should do the contest on our website to pick your all star punk band.

[00:54:59] I still have to do this right now we have three submissions.

[00:55:02] And one of them is mine.

[00:55:04] I still got to do so we don't even have enough submissions to play.

[00:55:08] Well, we get to advertise better for us.

[00:55:11] All right.

[00:55:12] I've been thinking about this lately.

[00:55:14] Because it seems that when we bring this up every time people are a super fan

[00:55:23] about talking about this.

[00:55:25] So I,

[00:55:26] so mine is well what better time to bring this up while we're recording an episode?

[00:55:31] Yeah.

[00:55:32] The questions that we asked everybody at the end,

[00:55:36] generally, I feel like there is a question.

[00:55:39] A simple one.

[00:55:41] That we could ask people.

[00:55:43] Okay.

[00:55:44] And that is what is your favorite cereal?

[00:55:46] Nice.

[00:55:48] Because every time we talk about cereal on this podcast it ends up in like this whole conversation.

[00:55:56] Yeah.

[00:55:57] All right, that'll be the fourth one.

[00:56:00] Done.

[00:56:01] Yeah.

[00:56:02] Yeah.

[00:56:04] But I mean, you could like include it maybe into

[00:56:09] like the last meal question.

[00:56:16] Like if you were on death row.

[00:56:19] Yeah.

[00:56:20] If they were killing you right after breakfast here on death row, well, you know, obviously what would your last meal be?

[00:56:27] Yeah, but included in that question.

[00:56:29] Also, what is your favorite cereal?

[00:56:31] Yeah.

[00:56:32] Because that's important.

[00:56:34] It is important.

[00:56:35] It's important to if we're going to ask you these next two questions.

[00:56:40] Yours is great nuts.

[00:56:41] No.

[00:56:42] No.

[00:56:43] No.

[00:56:44] No.

[00:56:46] No, God, I just,

[00:56:47] I just ate great nuts when I was younger because that was my grandmother always had them.

[00:56:53] Just for the record, mine is fruity pebbles.

[00:56:55] What's yours?

[00:56:56] It's a tough choice between Quaker Oatsquares or basic four.

[00:57:06] Capricorn is also good.

[00:57:10] Quaker Oatsquares are fucking amazing.

[00:57:12] I get to sometimes just a snack on like without milk.

[00:57:15] Yeah.

[00:57:16] I was just bringing a baggie of them to work and just snack on.

[00:57:19] The fucking, they're basically Quaker Oatsquares for anybody out there who doesn't know you like life, right?

[00:57:25] Yeah.

[00:57:26] Quaker Oatsquares come in the same flavors as life, brown sugar and fucking cinnamon.

[00:57:31] There's also other flavors of them but I don't, I think the other flavors may have gotten discontinued.

[00:57:37] They used to have blueberry apple and banana as well.

[00:57:42] But they're basically, it's basically life that's fatter and meteor.

[00:57:46] Fatter and crunchier.

[00:57:47] Yeah.

[00:57:48] And it doesn't get soggy.

[00:57:49] Like it's soggy and point two seconds.

[00:57:51] Quaker Oatsquares takes like a minute to get soggy.

[00:57:54] And even when it does get soggy, it's still like not really soggy.

[00:57:58] Yeah.

[00:57:59] And they're like I said, they're great to snack on too without milk just fucking out of the box.

[00:58:03] You know, they are super great and you know what else they're good on?

[00:58:06] This is that you can't put a ton of them on there because they're kind of big ice cream.

[00:58:11] Really?

[00:58:12] Yeah, I can see this.

[00:58:13] Yes.

[00:58:14] Yeah.

[00:58:15] You put some cinnamon Quaker Oatsquares on ice cream.

[00:58:16] Hell yeah.

[00:58:17] It's fucking great.

[00:58:18] Yeah.

[00:58:19] We had Quaker Oatsquares.

[00:58:21] I like to mix Quaker Oatsquares and basic four together.

[00:58:24] And it's fucking mixing of the cereals, man.

[00:58:27] That's I don't I don't like that.

[00:58:29] You don't like that.

[00:58:30] You got it straight up.

[00:58:32] I'm a serial supremacist dude.

[00:58:35] I don't I don't like the mixing of the cereals.

[00:58:39] You can mix anything else.

[00:58:40] Dude, I mix.

[00:58:41] I mean they don't call you ate off titlif.

[00:58:44] See, it isn't cereal that don't fucking fuck with those, man.

[00:58:50] Don't fuck with them.

[00:58:53] I'm a big if like suit.

[00:58:56] I have a big Captain Crunch fan too.

[00:58:58] I love me.

[00:58:59] Captain Crunch.

[00:59:00] But I will say I have mixed Captain Crunch.

[00:59:05] I'll try it.

[00:59:07] I've never done it so I can't totally knock it but the thing is my three pebbles is my favorite.

[00:59:12] And those good soggy so fucking fast that he hits like a fucking race.

[00:59:16] So I'm mixing them with other things.

[00:59:18] It would be like, I feel like you have to have the same absorbs and absorption rate of cereals.

[00:59:27] If you're going to mix them with milk.

[00:59:29] Broody, Broody pebbles.

[00:59:31] This is going to blow your mind probably but Broody pebbles and lucky charms mixed together.

[00:59:38] I will do that because I love both of this.

[00:59:40] It's pretty good.

[00:59:42] Because like, Broody pebbles is basically fruit loops that get soggy.

[00:59:47] I mean, fruit loops get soggy but it takes them a lot longer than Broody pebbles.

[00:59:51] So they taste the same to me.

[00:59:53] I don't taste a difference.

[00:59:55] It's the difference between Broody pebbles and Froot loops is.

[01:00:01] It's it's it's texture.

[01:00:04] Right?

[01:00:05] Yeah.

[01:00:06] I think at least I don't know if you do.

[01:00:09] I'm.

[01:00:11] Yeah, I see that.

[01:00:14] Apple jacks are very similar to both of those as well.

[01:00:17] Yeah.

[01:00:18] They're not bad.

[01:00:20] But Frootie pebbles is kind of like, you know, it's kind of like rice crispy but different.

[01:00:28] Yeah.

[01:00:29] I see the taste is different.

[01:00:30] But yeah, so when I eat Frootie pebbles, I just put like a maybe a quarter of the bowl like of milk.

[01:00:37] Yeah, you don't do much milk.

[01:00:38] No, and I just kind of rotate it.

[01:00:40] You got to rotate it.

[01:00:41] It's a fucking method to this shit.

[01:00:44] I'll do a video on how to eat Frootie pebbles.

[01:00:46] Are you a regular milk guy or do you do like some sort of like other different kind of milk meat cereal?

[01:00:51] No, regular milk.

[01:00:53] Right.

[01:00:54] And whole milk not even like the water down bullsh**.

[01:00:57] I hate milk.

[01:01:01] I'm not milk.

[01:01:02] And I'm on the record saying that.

[01:01:04] Yeah, but when it comes to cereal, I feel like you got to go with the real thing.

[01:01:10] Yeah.

[01:01:11] So, uh, yeah.

[01:01:13] First of all, skim milk.

[01:01:14] If you drink skim milk, you're half a bag like that.

[01:01:17] Buck skim milk is disgusting.

[01:01:19] Buck skim milk.

[01:01:20] 2% is bearable, but still it's like, do you?

[01:01:23] Yeah, unless you're drinking gallons of milk a day, get home milk.

[01:01:26] You don't drink that much of it.

[01:01:27] Just in your, you know what I mean?

[01:01:28] It's like why is that what you're going to fucking skimp on?

[01:01:31] Yeah, get home.

[01:01:32] Skim milk is bullshit.

[01:01:33] Yeah.

[01:01:34] It just looks, it looks like calm.

[01:01:35] It looks so fucking gross.

[01:01:36] Yeah.

[01:01:37] It's so gross looking.

[01:01:38] Yeah, skim milk is gnarly.

[01:01:39] I don't know why we had growing up as my fucking gross.

[01:01:49] Fucking gross.

[01:01:50] But the good thing about only drinking a skim milk growing up is when I switched to regular

[01:01:55] milk, it was like fucking like a whole milk.

[01:01:58] It was like going switching to ice cream.

[01:02:01] It's like going to ice cream.

[01:02:04] Oh man.

[01:02:05] So, um, I'm going to head out.

[01:02:09] I'm going to take off.

[01:02:10] I got to go piss.

[01:02:11] All right.